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Is This What The New $10 Bill Will Look Like?
Treaaury Secretary Jack Lew revealed last night that Alexander Hamilton - he of The Federalist Papers and first central bank of America - will be ousted from the $10 Bill in favor of a woman (as yet unnamed).
"We are going to be open to many ideas as we go forward consistent with theme of democracy," Lew said. "Our thinking is to select a woman who has played a major role in our history who represents the theme of democracy."
The bills with Hamilton in it, which were first introduced in 1929, will continue to be used for as long as those bill last, Lew said.
This of course, is not a populist move as Jack lew explains...
One wonders just who they will choose?
Given Lew's comment s that:
"America’s currency is a way for our nation to make a statement about who we are and what we stand for," Lew said. "Our paper bills — and the images of great American leaders and symbols they depict — have long been a way for us to honor our past and express our values."
We suspect the new tran, pardon ten dollar bill will look as follows:
One final question - did anyone think to ask Alexander Hamilton if he "identifies as a woman" or "a black woman"?
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Glad that was enough for you; I really didn't want to go the 'nuclear option.' Those waffles were the equivalent of the Father of All Bombs, though...my GOD. That was a human being... ***shudder***
JFC you guys are deranged.....
Sacajawea?
They already put her on an oversized subway token.
How about a shot of Lax Jew's vagina? the sheeps will be so disgusted they will spend them immediately, a 0.01% boost to GDP
Or, Steven Tyler: 'Dude looks like a lady, yeah, yeah, Dude look lika lady...'
If there was any sanity in the world Aaron Burr would be on the $10 bill...
I mean silver certificate.
Beyoncé!
Save the Hamilton plates for after the Revolution.
It's Linda Green
Yellen, Blythe Masters, Hildog, plenty of living choices that represent the current democracy in the US.
Of course Harriet Tubmans beautiful mug would be amazing hahaha. And can you imagine the crash and burn... all the racist/sexist shit people are going to write/draw on those bills.
Got it! Marilyn Monroe. They could do a whole series of them from that secret sex tape so when you go out to buy a loaf of bread in 2020 you can flip thru the stack and play the whole thing back to the cashier.
Lew gives me the creeps. Put this asshat back in WW2 with Josef Mengele and I think he'd be right at home.
I wonder if that necktie will support his weight?
there's an anti- anti semite lurking be careful what you say, and think!
It will obviously be a BLACK woman. I mean, be serious.
we should have more animals on "our" feral reserve notes, i'm tired of looking at the dead presidents. i say a wolverine or a wombat, maybe bats in a cave or a bucket full of vipers/ right there on the ten spot. just so the kids know what they're getting into when they start begging their parents for some money to buy candy or gmo patties, it would be more honest.
Mrs. Doubtfire.
Tootsie.
The Clapper lady.
June Cleaver.
Aunt Bea.
All great choices! You missed the church lady.
These MF'ers that have eviscerated the constitution turning it into a worthless scrap of paper celebrating an amendment and talking demockracy!
Take your worthless shitty fiat and SIUYA. (shove it up....)
Hillarroid the Reptillian
That would be much more suitable as a THREE dollar bill.
i vote for any naked lady.
yellen ? lagarde ? hillary ?
why did Lew keep calling America a democracy?
We'll call the $10 bill, "Dimepiece".
How about Nixon's dog Checkers. that was a chick, right?
Ehh, but you just know they're gonna pick some posh twat, innit?
"America’s currency is a way for our nation to make a statement about who we are and what we stand for," Lew said. "Our paper bills — and the images of great American leaders and symbols they depict — have long been a way for us to honor our past and express our values."
Express "American values" as in one dollar = one dollar, ten dollars = ten dollars, 100 dollars = that's better, 10 00 dollars = now we're talking sense, 100 000 dollars = great US value, 1 000 000 dollars = who should I kill?
I hereby nominate Bonnie Parker.
Bigfoot. is it real or not? LOL!
...but what about all the transgendered presidents? when do they get their turn?
And what about lesbian labor leaders....maybe when the current dollar dies we'll be able to give everyone their 15 minutes on some piece of currency.
In fact, when the dollar is finally put to rest, each of us can issue our own script, backed by a solemn promise to redeem, with a picture of our favorite people (regardless of their accomplishments) or OURSELVES.
What a wonderful world it will be.
<-- Alexis Texas
<-- Tori Black
Bitcoin last price $250.57
How the mighty have fallen. Sad really.
Bruce Jenner = a Woman.
Dolezahl= Black
$10 bill = Money
How about the Hildebeast along with the motto..... "Just as genuine as our money".
Let's put Barbara Bush on the $1 bill.
Nobody would notice the difference.
That's funny! :)
perhaps a photo kim kardashian getting gang fucked by the local high school football team might work too.
ahhhhh, liberated women....
Only if it's triple penetration
Christy Canyon!
Caligula made his favorite horse, Incitatus, a Roman Senator.
We are almost there. Not quite, but getting close.
going to be honest, the bruce jenner thing had been completely pushed from my mind so in glancing at that $10 'recommendation' with what i thought was the face of a woman, in the back of my mind a little voice said 'i'd do her'...now, after seeing the closeup, i am contacting a therapist and dumped a liter of vodka in my eyes to hopefully clear the image...
Barney Frank?
Tally my vote for Sanford and Son's zany Aunt Esther
If they could find a Spanish speaking black woman for the $10 bill, that would cover the entire PC spectrum. Start looking!
Who also happens to be. Lesbian
enough with human portraits already,
on the ten should be the image of
a slice of pizza. when it come out
that is what you will be able to
buy with it. or how about the image
of a gallon on gasoline? something like
that, and everyone comes with a subscription
to sports illustrated. better yet,
in the center of the bill, or off the center
as they do, a box of cereal. and why is
jack lew, from the treasury, calling these
notes "ours". they belong to the feral reserve
bankers. they, the notes, are only "ours" to the
extent that we are willingly enslaved by them.
aka "not" ours. doomed till we correctly get this
simple fact. and, jacob 'jack' lew's signature, have
you seen the real one? oooooooooooo
https://www.google.com/search?q=jack+lew+signature&rlz=1C1RNPN_enUS422&e...
.
anyway ....
Doesn't matter, it'll all be worthless soon enough - Hamilton or not.
That being said, I find it funny that they decided to bump Hamilton, the biggest central bank supporter among our Founders. If anyone would have WANTED to be bumped, if they were alive today, it is Andrew Jackson. He was vehemently against a central bank, and he would hate the fact that he's on the $20.
They want folks to believe their money will last 5 more years.
The new bill contest is just a cheap distraction.
Tits, or GTFO!!
We all know the cammander in chief would want the tranny in chief for the new buk................
UUUGGGG, just sick!!!!!!!!!!!
how about Brooksly Born or Janet Tavakoli w/a caption that says: "I told you so!"
by the time they go into circulation the joke should be pretty self-explanatory...
a now an intermission. BITGOLD baby
Ms. Barney & it's "partner" friend are hard to pass up though
How about a picture of a pot leaf instead and tax the shit out of it like they already do.
I'd go with Barack Obama, If Bill clinto was our first black President, Obama is clearly the first woman.
Patty Hearst
bingo!
It passes the Political Correctness test! Transgenders. The liberals would love it.
All it needs is some more multicultural people on the sides.
How about a photo of the gay pride parade in the back?
The $10 would be more looney than the Canadian Loonie
Dupe
Dupe
Laverne Cox the tranny from Orange is the New Black
Bruce Jenner!
"Our [demagoguery] is to select [any popular icon] who has played [an anointed] role in our history who represents the [on going corruption of the constitution]."
It will be Rosa Parks.
Think about it. Racial tensions are going on, but higher powers definitely don't want to shift that shit on them. You generally need a dead person, and Rosa Parks also happens to be a civil rights hall of famer.
It would be the ultimate "Hey it's just those poor white guys and cops, brah." move.
So do they do a picture of a bus on the back of the bill?
The back will have a burning cross, surrounded by klan members
Barbara Streisand
Now, there's a ten dollar HO. Good choice.
"Treaaury Secretary Jack Lew" who is a Jew is only doing the actions of his people.
In San Jose they replaced the Liberty Bell with a statue of Montezuma, the Aztec emperor. History teaches us that in wars the conquerors start changing the street names and tearing down the reputation of the conquered people’s founders. This has been happening in South Africa since the whites voted for suicide in the elections of 1992 and 1994. You must realize that you are seeing this happen in your own country.
The traditional American, i.e. White people, are afraid of the government, which they have come to realize is no longer something that serves the people but is instead a dangerous, powerful enemy of White people.
Yellen - It's Fed money...and she will be there when the scam finally collapses.
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Did anyone say Lucile Ball yet? She always good for a laugh.
So I would propose a bill that celebrates financial equality between classes. Really. So where the fuck is that one?
Michele Bachmann?
With or without the Kielbasa down her throat?
Yes! A chick deep-throating some guy. And a hologram that show action like a .gif file!
No, whoever she is, has to be a Marxist.
Or at least following the Marxist narrative.
how 'bout jfk in drag? or his sister
rosemary, that would fix some things
around here.
rosemary kennedy, that is it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/?title=Rosemary_Kennedy
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Just give me two fives, please.
Tzipi Livni?? the Jew cunt that admits she had sex with a spy and then killed him
"America’s currency is a way for our nation to make a statement about who we are and what we stand for," Lew said. "Our paper bills — and the images of great American leaders and symbols they depict — have long been a way for us to honor our past and express our values."
For a new 10 dollar bill I suggest the clown from Stephen King in It.
To be ahead of the crowd
For a new 10 euro bill I suggest then Conchita Wurst
Whoever they pick, I can already hear the ten dolla ho jokes.
I vote for Leona Helmsley!
Rachel Dolezal
Put a chick with big tits on it and a hologram where you can look at it from another angle and see some titties!
Jenna Lee for me
Have a hologram with jenner transforming between genders.
Anyone suggest Congresswoman Maxine Waters yet? Really missing an opportunity here if she's not the new expression to "...make a statement about who we are and what we stand for."
Ten singles please, even if they are Sacagawea dollar coins!
Looks more queer than a three dollar bill
Betcha a sawbuck she won't be a wasp.
My vote is for RuPaul.
Good one by ZH ! I believe it is unfortunate to kick out Hamilton, who played a key role in the stabilization of the nascent US economy. A far better candidate for removal would be Grant. As for the replacement, I recommend Harriet Beecher Stowe, the author of "Uncle Tom's Cabin," who arguably made a very effective contribution to the abolition of slavery.
That dude fucked himself up bad with plastic surgery, then fucked his skin up with too much sun and smoking cigarets. Now this ugly thing has turned into a woman, jesus!
Margaret Sanger, founder of planned parenthood.
I think Kim Kardashian would be perfect. We could put her face on the front of the bill, and her ass on the back. Of course, there wouldn't be room for anything else on the back of the bill.
TROOF
if her ass gets any bigger it will need a walker
I don't think a picture of her ass would fit on an old school bond certifcate. It sure as hell won't fit on a $10 bill.
We need to stop putting people's faces on our certificates of promises to complete trades. We need to stop putting people's names on our buildings and streets. If they create their own car ... fine, they are entitled and deserve to have their name on it. But if they just remained a parasite of the people for a long time and rose to a high level (or got martyred at a low one), let them put their picture and name on their grave stone.
Michael jackson - black on the front, and white on the back.
Is that Blythe?
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Dunno, but it certainly resembles Blythe Masters. See these photographs of JP Morgan's former commodities chief:
https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1230&bih=671&...
-- Paul D. Bain
paulbain@PObox.com
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Put Lady Liberty on the $10. She's been dead in this country for years.
Bruce Transjenner on a $3 bill. Interesting that they are not replacing Jackson on the $20 Bill. Ole Stonewall tried to aboish the Fed.
President Jackson ended Rothschild’s 2nd. privately owned central bank on July 10, 1832. It was later innocuously & illegally resurrected in 1913. This time however, under a new innocuous sounding name “The Federal Reserve”, which is still with us today.
And that has always been the big "Fuck You". Putting their faces on the thing they spent their life fighting against.
To do this right, then, a ballot should be taken of the entire population and the one with the most votes wins.
I mean if he REALLLY REALLLY TRUuully wanted to be "Democratic" about it, and not picked by some elite group selected by some other elite group of elites.
If we have to continue this PC crap and put a woman on a bill....just because.
Let it be Brooksley Born. Babe who first blew the whistle on the derivatives time bomb back in '98ish. Run out of town by Rubin, Sommers and that crew. Stanford law degree. Smart. Courageous. Actually did something positive for the financial system. Dems should love her because she is a San Francisco democrat. Oh wait. They would hate her because she is a woman and speaks the truth.
I hear that Harriet Tubman is in the running for the $10. I regard her highly. But she was no Ben Franklin, Jefferson, Grant, etc. Those Sakajewegia (sp?) dollar coins never sold so well. I don't think the Tubman $10s would do so well. I wouldn't accept one in trade just because. Put Brooksley on and I would trade in nothing but $10s.
OBTW: Kiss my a&^ Jack lew you snivelling, groveling sychophant. "Reflects out values" Gag me with a pot hole digger.
I'm thinkin that mini mouse might just spruce up the new $10.
I don't know if it's going to be a woman. And I don't know what shade of black it will be be.
What I do know is that who ever it is is going to be DEAD.
If we are going to put a chick on the $10, my vote is for Latina Lover's avatar.
My guess would be Rosa Parks.
They did such a bang-up job depicting our crumbling "Landmarks" like The Twin Towers...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS80EpfVmWs
why not just a tight close-up of Lynn Cheney giving us a big B.A.?
Barbie and make the color bubblegum pink.
Gypsy Rose Lee
Putting Nuland on the 10 Zio-bucks bill has my vote. Have her holding a tray of her Zion poisoned cookies.
Change motto on it as well to: "Z Plunderus U"
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..
This is not really a "first" for women. I believe Lady Liberty is already on the 1 Million Dollar bill.
But then most Americans have never seen a 1 Million Dollar Bill and most are not seeing much liberty anymore....
$10 bill image - Monica Lewinski smoking a cigar
Too fukin funny!
I don't know about the $10 bill but the $1,000,000 bill looks like this:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lot-of-100-Liberty-One-Million-Dollar-Bills-/121...
Plus it's already a woman
But then since Hamilton was a dual-citizen interloper in America, maybe they should put Beys Afroyim on the 10 instead.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..
They will throw a curve ball but until somebody has the balls to put Jesus Christ or the Virgin Mary on their fiat, I could not care less.
I say it will be either Marilyn Monroe or Rosa Parks. Heck, why not both? they can each have their own side of the bill. That is what I would do if I owned the presses.
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This Lew character creeps me out. I can just see the cartoon thought bubble above his head saying: "Yes, kiddies.... send me your personal stories. Tell us what pulls at your heart strings. We want to enhance our data files on you and your loved ones."
With Rosa Parks it's like that scene from Spinal Tap, "But this one goes to 11!" Oh sure, Alexander Hamilton was chief aide to George Washington and a founding father. But Rosa didn't give up her seat that one time! Yeah yeah yeah, Alexander Hamilton founded the nation's financial system. But Rosa didn't give up her seat! She actually continued to sit when asked to get up ... Like wow, just wow! Oh sure, Hamilton founded the Federalist Party, but Rosa didn't give up her seat! How amazing, like what else could compare to that, she just kept right on sitting and didn't give up her seat! You don't hear of Alexander Hamilton not giving up his seat, do you? But Rosa didn't give up her seat!
In Canada we have the Queen on our money,
Why not the States! USA! USA! USA!
The Queen on our currency is as apolitical as you can possibly get up here for a person nobody has ever met. Most Canadians I know are monarchists. That might serve them well. After the shit hits the fan and the shit dries up and the fan stops working, Canadians will in all likelihood keep doing the same old, same old looking at the bills in their hands and not succumb to provoked civil division.
Of course, the same can arise without state fiat. Canadian Tire could replace fiat tomorrow.
To make it truly representative of the nation America has become, the first female on a US bill should be Kim Kardashian, with the portrait crafted off stills from her sex tape.
This is the best idea for sure. Most of the sheep can identify with KK and finally come to the realization that a 10 spot ain't near what a 10 spot used to be.
and a G spot aint near what a G spot used to be.
Wrong denomination. It should be a $3 bill.
I just threw up. In my hat. Put a bullet in Jack Lew's skull and let's call it a day.
Were all Muppets of course Miss Piggy then again oh never mind does it matter if Citi or Goldman deems themselves masters of the corrupt-O-verse Miss Piggy... Then again Caitlyn and Monica cigar smoking is interesting. How about Jessica Lynch the victim of economy forced into the military due to common core and educational debt exploitation... Moar war
Why does it have to be just one person? I have a bettter idea. Let's put this pic of the 80's band Poison on the note. $10 could get you a carton of smokes back then and now will barely get you one freaking pack. Non-smoker? How about most of a tank of gas then?
For that matter, why only have 1,2, 5, 10, 20, 50 and 100 notes? Let's do a note for 1-100. What the fuck difference does make anyway? Many cashiers I see can't count out change properly anyway. Of course you would have to be a Sensitive Urban Caring Male(SCUM) in choosing the person for the $3 bill or you could commit racsexism.
TPP-->JADE HELM-->Gun Confiscation-->Civil War-->End of Tyranny in America
-->Reboot of our Constitutional Republic
FUCK YOU JACK LEW.
WAIT...Did I just say that out loud?
I don't get the ad at the top of the page.
Why would I ever want to trade my computer?
Just another move toward the feminization of America by the cabal. It’s a joke.
No, I believe that's the $3 dollar bill.
The South was right!
Changing fiat fotos .... and broken windows .... great for Keynesian GDP statistics !
Jezebel - The Woman Who Was a She-Devil
Name Meaning—This heartless woman with a bloody history belied the name she bore, for Jezebel means, “chaste, free from carnal connection”; but by nature she was a most licentious woman. She was a voluptuary, with all the tawdry arts of a wanton woman. Thus no name could have been more inappropriate for such a despised female.
Family Connections—She was the daughter of Ethbaal, king of the Zidonians, and both king and priest of Baal worshipers. The Phoenicians were a remarkable race, and outstanding as the great maritime peoples of the ancient world, but they were idolaters who regarded Jehovah as only a local deity, “the god of the land.” Their gods were Baal and Ashtaroth or Astarte, with their innumerable number of priests, 450 of whom Ahab installed in the magnificent temple to the Sun-god he had built in Samaria. Another 400 priests were housed in a sanctuary Jezebel erected for them, and which she fed at her own table. Cruel and licentious rites were associated with the worship of Baal. Jezebel sprang from an idolatrous stock, the same source which afterward produced the greatest soldier of antiquity, Hannibal, whose temper was not more daring and unforgiving than hers.
It was this heathen woman who married Ahab, king of Northern Israel, and who in so doing was guilty of a rash and impious act which resulted in evil consequences.
https://www.biblegateway.com/resources/all-women-bible/Jezebel-No-1
It’s a tough call between Caitlin Jenner and Rachel Dolezal. But, Caitlin can easily knock Rachel out of the running if (s)he spends $40,000 at a tanning salon and identifies as a black person too. Then again, don’t rule out Hillary if the Clinton Machine decides she should get it, and you can be sure Kim Kardashian will vie for it too if her promoters conjur up an eight figure offer.
In the end the decision will be locked in a unanimous-ten ranking from all judges and they will have to resort to the popular vote to decide, just like on Dancing With The Stars.
I just hope that by 2020 I will still be able to buy a stamp and envelope with a $10 bill so that I can send a letter to the Federal Reserve telling them how disappointed I am about all the inflation they have caused over the last 100 years. In it I will note that the gold Alexander Hamilton could have bought for $10 during his time would now be worth over $500.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg!
Ooops.
My bad.
Tawana Brawley!
Meh.
Maybe not.
Monica Lewinsky!
Audacious and herioc use of a red, white, and blue thong to save America from a limp Presidency.
Kim Kardashian!
Well, why not. Pretty much a national symbol already.
We'll find SOMETHING to celebrate on Kardashian Day.
I can hear it now:
"Does anyone have change for a tranny?"
If we want to celebrate how far we've come let's put a picture of a white cop shooting an unarmed black woman.
Michelle Obama!
First black something or other.
Inventor of the kale and spinach school lunch.