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Is This What The New $10 Bill Will Look Like?

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Treaaury Secretary Jack Lew revealed last night that Alexander Hamilton - he of The Federalist Papers and first central bank of America - will be ousted from the $10 Bill in favor of a woman (as yet unnamed).

"We are going to be open to many ideas as we go forward consistent with theme of democracy," Lew said. "Our thinking is to select a woman who has played a major role in our history who represents the theme of democracy."

 

The bills with Hamilton in it, which were first introduced in 1929, will continue to be used for as long as those bill last, Lew said.

This of course, is not a populist move as Jack lew explains...

 

One wonders just who they will choose?

Given Lew's comment s that:

"America’s currency is a way for our nation to make a statement about who we are and what we stand for," Lew said. "Our paper bills — and the images of great American leaders and symbols they depict — have long been a way for us to honor our past and express our values."

We suspect the new tran, pardon ten dollar bill will look as follows:

 

One final question - did anyone think to ask Alexander Hamilton if he "identifies as a woman" or "a black woman"?

 

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Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:10 | 6211818 Quirkel
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No thats the $3 bill

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:17 | 6211842 thebigunit
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Madelaine Albright?

Who said THAT?!

It's just disgusting.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:22 | 6211859 Monetas
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That pompous prick Jack Lew .... he thinks this is an important acomplishment for the Obama administration .... all this fiat should be contracted out .... to the American Banknote Company !

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:29 | 6211884 gwar5
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Lets put a porn star on the $10 bill so it will reflect the new normal for America. We can change the porn stars on the notes periodically and they can become collectors items.

A woman with a penis is no lady.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:29 | 6211887 QE2XS
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Going by the way they think, It will be Yellen.    

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:36 | 6211915 Sorry_about_Dresden
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How about Kim Kardashian?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 22:55 | 6212549 NoWayJose
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Her butt is too wide for the $10 bill

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 20:04 | 6212018 jomama
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The homophobia is rampant in this post.

I'm straight, and it's pretty depressing to see proud people are of their ignorance.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:38 | 6212316 Polymarkos
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Or, worse yet, how proud they are of their PC responses brought about by sufficient indoctrination.

 

Mind controlled...what's that like?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 22:34 | 6212503 silentboom
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No, we just don't accept mental illness as normal.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 23:12 | 6212589 dreadnaught
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we accept you as normal...so whats the beef?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 00:06 | 6212751 Rock On Roger
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It is only the adolescent bulls that jump each other.

 

Mature bulls never do.

 

 

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 20:15 | 6212046 nah
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Chris Jenner should donate his penis to Rachel Dolezal so she can have a black penis

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Transexual 60+ Transracial 30+ = Freedom 2x

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 20:20 | 6212062 That's all Folks
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I would love to see Janet Yellen's beautiful face on some of my new debt paper...

-That's all Folks-

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 20:22 | 6212067 mendolover
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I'm having a hard time understanding how a crazy mind controlled dude can play dress up and pretend he actually changed his XY chromosomes to XX, and a chic tries to pass herself off as black and has the wrath of the whole fucked up MSM come down on her.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 20:28 | 6212080 CHC
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Seriously?  Some ugly fucking cunt on our money now?  What's next?!?  We're so fucked.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:13 | 6212234 TabakLover
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Hamilton..........couldn't shoot straight.  How someone with that UnAmerican trait got on the tenner baffles.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:17 | 6212243 FrankDieter
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Yes, Jenna !!!!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:19 | 6212252 FrankDieter
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Any woman with monster tits 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:36 | 6212305 Polymarkos
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I guess Thomas Jefferson didn't play enough of a role in our history, so he's got to be replaced by some twit for PC reasons.

 

Will someone start the civil war already? I'm tired of all the petty BS.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:45 | 6212350 besnook
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that will give new meaning to the ten dollar whore.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 22:36 | 6212508 Buster Cherry
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Never heard of a bulldyke being a whore as well...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:56 | 6212387 Atticus Finch
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How about Diane Feinstein so everyone still thinks it's a man.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 22:17 | 6212453 silentboom
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God that picture of Bruce Jenner makes me heave.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 22:32 | 6212498 Buster Cherry
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Its definitely lost much of its value(s).

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 22:33 | 6212499 Able Ape
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How about Phyllis Diller since the joke is on us....

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 23:11 | 6212583 dreadnaught
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I wish i could find the page but somebody a while back designed some very lovely Quebec only dollar bills, in $1,5,10,20,50,100-with engraved, lovely large bare breasted beauties adorning each bill-they looked like the real thing;

Each one also stated "I Love Quebec"

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 23:15 | 6212600 NoWayJose
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Really, they did not identify who because they cannot identify ANY woman worthy of replacing Hamilton. There are many minor women in history, and of course some famous actresses and Congresswomen and governors - but most of the possible women will result in a backlash as people ask - who is that? I guess they will pull out some kind of woman's rights activist?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 23:59 | 6212741 silverer
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Maybe they can transfer Obama's Nobel peace prize to a more deserving woman.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 00:08 | 6212754 fishwharf
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Hey Jack, why don't you auction the prime spot on the nation's currency.  Some of us are a little tired of seeing dead politicians on our cash.  What would a corporation or egotistic billionaire pay to have their logo or image on the ten dollar bill.  Almost everything else in this country is being sold off to the highest bidder.  Besides, the Fed's fiat will all be worthless at some point in the future anyway.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 00:20 | 6212776 dsty
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looks like toni wilson with the puffy lips

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 01:30 | 6212868 talisman
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I could live with the Statue of Liberty replacing Hamilton.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 01:33 | 6212873 talisman
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May I suggest a heroic portrait of Robert Mugabe
on our new $1000.00 bill ??

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 02:34 | 6212959 Counterpunch
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THE DEAL....

 

Do you take this deal - you can fuck, and bear in mind this would be real life, you, a nobody, having nothing but shit sex for years now...  you get to fuck kim kardashian, and she is into you, really into you - but first, you gotta be the one to break in Bruce's brand new vagina, and he don't have hair and makeup and forgiving lighting.  My man has stubble, and you keep thinking of that Wheaties box from way back when.

 

Do you take the deal?

 

NOFX - My Vagina
Fri, 06/19/2015 - 04:53 | 6213064 Bopper09
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Well, I'd say no to any kardashian period, you'd have to step the price up to some swedish or russian supermodel, and then maybe, start thinking of the following

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsDOLlm7Y7c

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 03:20 | 6213006 Baby Eating Dingo22
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As least with a woman on the bill, I won't feel gay everytime I wipe my ass

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 04:14 | 6213038 Bopper09
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Aunt Jemima

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 06:08 | 6213122 fel.temp.reparatio
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I'd go with Marge Simpson, or maybe Jessica Rabbit...

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 07:05 | 6213187 RaceToTheBottom
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Interesting that they want to get rid of Hamilton, especially as the tenner become the new dime.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 08:12 | 6213328 d edwards
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back before pc, whenwe still had free speech there was a saying "queer as a $3 bill."

maybe they should make a $13 bill.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 08:19 | 6213345 HowdyDoody
Fri, 06/19/2015 - 09:02 | 6213452 _SILENCER
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Obama wears Mom Jeans and has had enough semen shot all over him to achieve honorary female status. He should be on the bill.

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