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Caption Contest: Merkel's Red Herring?
Michelle Bachmann had her corndog...
but Angela Merkel has something much fishier...
h/t @ewatterbjork
For those seeking analogies - Greece is the pickled herring...
Or perhaps this is a clearer picture.... as the weekend looms.
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There's nothing sutle about any of these situations...
That picture of Merkel is what convinced Bruce to become Caitlyn.
That shit ruined my weekend. Each broad if more foul than the other. The only thing missing was Perry chowing down on his "corndog". The trifecta of gobblers.
the masoni rulers require photos of all the politician going oral. you judge from that the type of hidden rulers we have
I believe that is Catylin's
the masoni rulers require photos of all the politician going oral. you judge from that the type of hidden rulers we have
Dueling Corn Dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I95IFwxkrY
Perry seems to have more experience...
https://mishkaness.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/rick-perry.jpg
But Angela ha a longer track record.
http://netztaucher.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/merkel_isst.jpg
http://media.news.de/resources/thumbs/58/9e/855054156_800x600/0c09cbbf5f...
"Trifecta," LOL!!
Mmmm, raw hering with diced onions, a.k.a. Dutch sushi!
Yum yum yum, makes me homesick for a little while. I'm totally craving for Hollandse Nieuwe! The fatter the better, and NO, I'm NOT talking about women here.
I guess her husband ("with zeee apron") had the day off "making her Schnitzel sandwich" according to Mr Panos.
Frites with the best Mayo the planet has ever seen ... or all things smothered in lekker satay saus
They are both very "handsome" wymin aren't they...there just isn't enough liquor in the bar.
If you take Merkel out fishing, you'd better figure she's gonna eat the bait. I've caught alot of nice stripers on that shit.
Looking at that picture is almost enough to make any normal hetero male consider Caitlan as a viable paramour of female bliss...almost
Is Michelle available for bachelor parties?
Yes, and her 'husband' fluffs for her free of charge.
813,
i was scrolling through to see if anyone beat janus to this, and i figured you would've jumped on some derivative of it. you avatar has the face of lucid wit about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q61cEykCiMs
anyway, the janus submission for the caption:
"you must find the weakest nation in the euro and cut it down with a herring!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpM8FjO4Vko
and yes, whenever the herring is being discussed, everyone should expect from janus a gratuitous monty python reference.
janus
sorry, Hedgers...pasted the wrong clip.
this is the proper clip for the post:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQQ32lEqCS0
2 level effect/
a path...a path!!!
janus
Youz is twisted...not good putting such imagery....need mental floss...
I won't pay, the herring said.
Angela is ......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv-0XjrBVT0#t=27
Now show Hillary swallowing a horsedick!
you couldn't leave Kerry out of this, could you?
Hillary does Bill With a horse dick!!
Imagine that "stain" on a blue dress.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.
Can we kindly tone down the vulgarity?
Well since the US defense budget includes $300 million in anti-tank weapons (about 125 launchers/1000 missiles) freebies for the Ukrainian army... ya
I vote for the corn dog lady.. she can handle girth.
let the lewdness begin!
"Down the snatch-hatch!"
"I'll nickname this little guy Hillary"
Hail Heimlich!!!
Going in or coming out?
The storm is coming,they need to swallow fast ,no time to play with their food..
egad
One bottom feeder eating another.
Practicing for Zion.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..
Merkel is gettin' a little taste of Hillary(ous). Time for a drink...blah, the hags.
Smoked shemale penis shish kabobs.
Bachmann can have my corndog any time she wants it.
Wow, better than a sex doll. Even better in lederhosen.
Huh...I did not know Merkel was moonlighting as new star attraction at Euro SeaWorld...
:seal clap:
I wonder if she can balance a ball on her nose?
Maybe she can balance two balls on her nose.
I am not sure if this is a case of slurpin the gherkin or barking at the ape. I do think we now know where the term "Ich hab keine lust" originated, it sure had that effect on me.
Merkel can intake a multitude of protein based appetizers.
The only thing missing to complete the trilogy is a picture of Hillary gulping down a live rat, head first.
Say what you will about Mrs. Clinton, she is NOT a cannibal !
Tyler, you click-baiting slut! How's you get this job anyway?
;-)
Take it down LIKE A WOMAN!!!!
"A group of Germans, including Chancellor Merkel, staged the ancient and barbaric "bite off the conie's head" ritual today. The uncommon ritual is believed to be a brazen attempt to intimidate and humiliate the hapless Greeks.
Pickled fish were substituted for the live rodents to avoid disturbing modern sensibilities."
Mmm Goldmans cock.... Yummy
Merkel hungrily awaits greek deposits.
"Hans, Fritz, watch this man...I don't even have to chew it..."
If Hilary becomes Pres this training will not have been in vain...and the change from Obama doggie will be nice as I'm sick and tired of a bag on my chin.
Gollum...?
Get in my belly!
This has got to be a tryout for something... something I want to "know nothing about!" herr Kommandant.
Oh for the love of Christ...Don't these women know by now NOT to be photographed with their yaps wide open like that? Especially Bachmann...she HAD to know what that looked like.
And Merkel...c'mon, this is an educated and worldly woman, and she looks like an anaconda swallowing its prey whole. She KNEW there were cameras there. Get a plate, and a fork, and go sit in the corner, you animal!
kipping the scales
That was really, really, REALLY bad! LoL
In order to make it in the world of politics, you have to overcome the 'gag reflex'.
Reptilian!
When I was in the circus I could swallow 6 in a row whole without breathing.
*slurp* and *gulp*
That's her tongue you idiots
NOW I understand why they say “She’s got a silver tongue…”
Despite being able to do so as a reptilian shape-shifter, I don't have to dislocate my jaw to swallow this sucker.
Ha!
At first I thought that was Hillary, but I guess it doesn't matter - we're fucked anyway..............................
"Eating the entrails of this six year old Greek boy is chewier than the Ukranian baby I ate last summer"
"Feta fed over borscht fed adds a tangy zip going down. Wash it down with a little Gazans blood cocktail straight from the neck"
She who partaketh of the Squid's food. Dyeth by a thousand tenticles.
dat fish be lookin' like mah scrtum aftah mah Bessie chew up on it aftah ahh loss mah job...
CORRECTION: MERKEL EATING SALT PICKLED RAW HERRING WITH RAW ONIONS
Merkel busted makes a big mistake here! New catch raw salt Herring of the season is eaten without any onions and or pickles!
That's an universal rule and it's an insult to the Herring.
PROPER DUTCH-SAXON WAY TO EAT THE PURE RAW NEW CATCH HERRING AS IT IS http://tinyurl.com/pugfsyb
SOMETIMES FINE CUT PICKLES ADDED WHICH IS A TYPICAL AMSTERDAM CUSTOM http://www.mensjournal.com/food-drink/recipes/the-high-end-herring-20120626
New Catch Holland Herring Just Arrived! - A Dutch festival in the harbor town of Scheveningen, near The Hague, on Vlaggetjesdag (Flag Day) in late May or June beginnig kicks off the new herring season.
After a couple of pints she does a live herring show with donors, its impressive once, thats it, Merkel's only skillset, opening her gullet and swallowing whole.
Whatever you do on the wedding night, you still get fucked.
--Vladimir Putin