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Girls, Gardening, Puppies, And Pigs: Life On China's Disputed Man-Made Islands

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On April 17, we introduced readers to Fiery Cross Reef, one of China’s man-made islands in the disputed waters of the South China Sea. Since then, Beijing’s land reclamation efforts have sparked an international firestorm, complete with war games, threats, a confrontation between a US spy plane carrying a CNN crew and the PLA Navy, World War 3 chatter, and, of course, references to Nazi Germany.

Amid the rhetoric, China has maintained it has every right to protect its “legitimate” territorial claims by constructing thousands of acres of sovereign land and, if necessary, enforcing a no-fly zone above the new islands.

But while Beijing admits its Spratly sand castles will indeed be used for military purposes, it also says the primary goal of the entire dredging effort is to assist China in carrying out the country's “various civilian demands and international obligations and responsibilities in the area such as maritime search and rescue, disaster prevention and mitigation, marine scientific research, meteorological observation, ecological environment conservation, navigation safety as well as fishery production service.”

Now, Beijing has embarked on what looks like a propaganda campaign to show that despite attempts by the US and its regional allies to cast aspersions, island life in the Spratlys is all about girls, gardening, puppies, and pigs. 

Behold: life on Fiery Cross Reef:

 

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Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:12 | 6214886 Zirpedge
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Yeah Baby, where do I sign up?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:15 | 6214897 Anusocracy
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Why were those US cops in the second to the last picture?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:22 | 6214935 Skateboarder
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LOL! From the days of good old forums, I grant you the sacred

/thread

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:36 | 6215005 Headbanger
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What? No little red books?

Looks like we're getting back to the old Cold War days really fast.

Except we is friends with Charlie now??

Is OK if they love me long time for $15...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12tce-THLUE&feature=kp

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:43 | 6215028 BrocilyBeef
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Americans don't want to see this! 

They want Michael and Barry posing for selfies!

Seriously!?

Where are the TRANNIES?

More Moo Goo Ding Dong preeze!!

 

/sarc

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:56 | 6215099 ilion
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Why the pigs have no eyes?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 16:30 | 6215232 Citxmech
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Those are some pretty shitty looking pigs, honestly.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:15 | 6215385 813kml
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Beauty is in the eye of the bacon-beholder.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:30 | 6215440 ZerOhead
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Didn't most of the James Bond series villains have islands staffed by beautiful women?

Anyway... they eat the pigs and the puppies in China...

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:32 | 6215455 Save_America1st
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Oh, me ruv yo sexy brew camofrage

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:41 | 6215488 Divine Wind
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Ya gotta hand it to the Chinese.

With all the tough talk from the John Kerry et al, they are wagering that the U.S. would never bomb an island full of women.

Pretty smart.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:10 | 6215597 Xibalba
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American'ts are just jealous...

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:13 | 6215604 Dixie Flatline
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Awesome misuse of the apostrophe Einstein.  

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:20 | 6215627 Xibalba
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Danke!  We're from the same place. 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:22 | 6215637 Pure Evil
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Nothing like military camo to give you that tropical isle vacation feeling.

I would think by now the US would just HAARP it by causing an underwater earthquake in the region sending a 30 ft tall tsunami their way.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:24 | 6215642 Xibalba
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American't sold HAARP tech to the Chinese years ago....

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:52 | 6215728 Dindu Nuffins
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Stop copying from Once Upon A Time In Mexico.

It's "Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?" so find something original

 

Fucking Chinese never have a new idea...

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:01 | 6215751 Xibalba
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Why is that such a stretch for you?  The USA is basically now 'Mexico'.  So...are you and American, or an American't?

 

ps, new ideas are great and all...but all you do is 'think' about shit without ever executing it.  Hence the 'patent' wars.  Good luck keepin your ip. 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:03 | 6215948 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Is this propaganda meant for consumption by domestic Chinese or is this just a Chinese way of saying "FUCK YOU" to uncle scam?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:11 | 6215969 Xibalba
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er...I'm German Hawaiian.  Facts are fucking FACTS.  Uncle Sam gets a 'FUCK YOU' without any Goebbels. 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:48 | 6216065 old naughty
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hardly resemble "Cast Away", no?

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 05:50 | 6216905 Manthong
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Grey - ish Camo??

I greatly prefer flesh tones.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:23 | 6215622 ZerOhead
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Nor puppies and the porkers are probably there to keep ISIS away.

Of course Kerry could counter by sending in some porn/viagara addicted marines to finish the job...

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 07:02 | 6216941 Son of Loki
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You must mean "... porn/viagra/oxycontin addicted marines ...."

 

Some military person on NPR the other day said more then 40% of veterans from Bush's war [and continued and extended by Barry] now have "drug problems."

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 08:13 | 6217013 New_Meat
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Yep, that's where anyone goes to get "accurate" "news"--NPR.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 13:15 | 6217504 Handful of Dust
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I heard that interview also and it's with the head of Veterans' Affairs so the data is theres, not NPRs. He's a general of some sort and also cited the difficulty of getting, " a few good men " as recruits since so many Yutes now have drug histories or felony records.

 

America, 21st Century.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 09:24 | 6217105 DeadFred
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Things are improving from the 'Nam days I see.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 01:58 | 6216756 conscious being
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"they are wagering that the U.S. would never bomb an island full of women.

Pretty smart."

Why is that? Maybe you missed the news. Every thinking person knows by now, Obummer and the USA have a fetish about bombing wedding parties. In most parts of the world, wedding parties are full of women.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 14:09 | 6217595 Lore
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And Ugly Americans wonder why they're hated.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:39 | 6223604 mkhs
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But I'm not ugly.  Momma says I'm just a late bloomer.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 20:28 | 6218238 BigJim
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Ya gotta hand it to the Chinese.

With all the tough talk from the John Kerry et al, they are wagering that the U.S. would never bomb an island full of women.

Pretty smart.

Speaking of the long face... has anyone seen hm since his 'cycling accident'? (forgive me if this is a stupid question, as I don't watch TV so for all I know he's been on constantly)

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:40 | 6215483 cheech_wizard
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A long time ago, when they dumped the Vietnamese refugees in California post Vietnam, my wife related a story...

Her dog went missing one day. She asked some of the new Vietnamese children on the block if they had seen her dog.

Two of them replied "Your dog taste good"...

Standard Disclaimer: Unfettered/Illegal/Refugee Immigration - turning first world countries into third world shitholes faster than you can say Jack Robinson.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 12:53 | 6217456 Svendblaaskaeg
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yes they do look kind of shitty, this is how a healty pig should look:

http://rt.com/usa/264137-us-pig-run-police/

 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:52 | 6215726 bearwinkle
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I think they are slant eye pigs.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 08:59 | 6217080 tjeffersonsghost
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What's the dog for I wonder?

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 14:46 | 6217664 Sanity Bear
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well it IS an island full of women, with no men to be seen...

 

Personally, I love puppies, but these ones look kind of small, don't they? Just a handful really.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 22:03 | 6216280 asavet1952
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Chinese pigs???

 

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 01:16 | 6216690 Monetas
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See no evil ?

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 05:41 | 6216899 Element
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"Why the pigs have no eyes?"

Excellent question. They appear to have been cut out of all of them.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 11:00 | 6217238 11b40
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These are fake photos. Some of the buildings and other structures are dirty & worn from years of use.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 12:55 | 6217460 Svendblaaskaeg
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if you zoom the picture they do have eyes hiding behind the ears

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 23:37 | 6216526 delacroix
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Sat, 06/20/2015 - 05:05 | 6216881 Bokkenrijder
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Show some chicks in military fatigues and most ZH-ers will immediately abandon their national loyalty and run straight into a totalitarian regime's open and 'welcoming' arms. Like a naive little child who is given a cookie by a child abductor.

China is the "template" for the NSA, and these are the people you worship? Just because you have some vain hope that China will introduce a gold standard, you're willing to cheerlead a brutal and ruthless (Tiananmen Square) regime?

What a bunch of fucking naive nazi idiots here!

p.s. yes, naive nazi idiots, perhaps this will change your anti-semitical views, Girls of the IDF: https://www.google.com/search?q=girls+of+the+idf&newwindow=1&biw=1920&bi...

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 07:06 | 6216947 Son of Loki
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Chinese girls are Hot but the pretty ones won't talk to you unless you're worth at least $1/2 million and have your own house/aprtment there. Times have changed there and after all their QEs all people think about there is money ... for the most part.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 09:33 | 6217109 DeadFred
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Supply and demand. After years of the one child rule and the disproportionate stillbirths of females in families that wanted their one child to be male the male/female ratio in that age range is fairly distorted. The numbers may not be enormous but price didscovery is at the margins.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:36 | 6215006 TruxtonSpangler
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This is my weapon, this is my gun.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:32 | 6214991 Thirtyseven
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Lol, almost lost my bacon.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:35 | 6215000 Spitzer
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Spratly a Go Go. $5 bar fine

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:44 | 6215035 Closet Boy
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I just got back from there....BF is .005 BTC, Short time is .15 BTC, and Long Time is .5 BTC.  USD not accepted.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:52 | 6215533 MonetaryApostate
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English dude! :D

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:36 | 6215464 Kirk2NCC1701
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"Why were those US cops in the second to the last picture?"

You mistake them with Mercs and Neocons, I think.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:15 | 6214901 inhibi
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Bacon and girls...sounds like my thing.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:25 | 6214952 NoVa
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reminds me of an Asian "In Like Flint" movie

 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 22:43 | 6216393 neidermeyer
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Fancy French cold cream make good lube. ,,, those are some seriously sexy "peace corps types" ,, a great way to make an military move against them a stone cold loser ,, The Philippines would love to make a deal with the Chinese over these islands for a small cut of the oil... they don't have the military to send China away and the US won't lend them a hand .. time to make a deal...

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 08:16 | 6217019 New_Meat
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"time to make a deal"

LBFMz will show PLAN cutiez how it is done.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:49 | 6215060 Sudden Debt
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All thats missing is beer...

But I’ll bring my own!

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:37 | 6215469 Kirk2NCC1701
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Makin' Bacon, bitchez.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:59 | 6215753 Carpenter1
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So, are the pigs for food or the puppies? Or is it both?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:16 | 6214902 centerline
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+1.  Damn.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:26 | 6215425 Scooby Dooby Doo
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These Chinese have got to be identified as the sickos of the world! Them and the russians.

Damn them to hell!

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:42 | 6215491 cheech_wizard
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Time for your annual psychiatric exam. Might I also recommend you get your genetic make-up tested?

 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:52 | 6215531 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Roo-roo-rooooh!

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 01:22 | 6216699 Monetas
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Poetic Justice .... the Chicoms .... shoot down a Russian Aeroflot civilian airliner .... flying over Spratly airspace ?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:16 | 6214904 Skateboarder
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They're not makin it easy - are they threatening in their uniforms or welcoming in their cuteness. Do they all gotta lean suggestively? Dafuq is going on here!

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:18 | 6214917 kaiserhoff
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Skin to win, Babies!

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:33 | 6214992 NoVa
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sure looks like a lot of Ticky Ticky Washy Washy or non-threatening miltary poses (and smiles).

Maybe they are airline stewardess in traing - ?

 

 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 16:37 | 6215262 Citxmech
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Why is the guy watering an obviously irrigated grow bed with a watering can?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:27 | 6216008 nosam
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They are all posing with their bums way out... like playboy pinups,

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 14:32 | 6217636 Handful of Dust
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<< They are all posing with their bums way out... like playboy pinups, >>

 

You got a problem with that!?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:49 | 6215901 Falling Down
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I know it, strangely turned on for some reason.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 22:52 | 6216423 Kirk2NCC1701
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It's all Fun & Games, till somebody gets poked (somewhere).

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 16:39 | 6215266 ZH Snob
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it's amusing to hear obese, unattractive american men mull over who they would or wouldn't do.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:59 | 6215555 'argar the 'orrible
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I can dream can't I ? Besides, I'm not an American.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:10 | 6215595 Jendrzejczyk
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We're all 6'3, 200 lbs and look like movie stars!

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:26 | 6215649 Pure Evil
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And, the streets are paved with gold.

I also use brand new C-Notes to wipe my arse.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 10:20 | 6217179 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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+1

I wonder if Chinese army have a foreign legion and what formality and test you need to pass.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:13 | 6214890 Devils Advocate
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send me to those islands!!!

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:22 | 6214941 Antifaschistische
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ni hao!!!

For some reason this Island isn't coming up on Orbitz!!  I'd like to use my miles to spend a week there.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:15 | 6215381 swmnguy
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Join the US Navy.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:13 | 6214891 LawsofPhysics
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So, the chicoms are mobilizing their youth/military?  Well, I am shocked, just shocked I tell you.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:14 | 6214894 wendigo
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Asian chicks aren't my thing, but I suppose they'll do in a pinch. 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:40 | 6215014 Thirtyseven
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^^He's into big hairy Wendigos like Moochelle^^

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 16:31 | 6215241 Citxmech
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Looks like you're in the minority.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:15 | 6214899 yellowsub
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Girls and heavy artillery...

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:40 | 6215480 Kirk2NCC1701
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Q: What do you call Chinese lezbos?

A: Tu Kan Chu, or Chu Manchu.  Or...

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:16 | 6214905 HandyCrapper
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I'm taking Mandarin lessons!

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:26 | 6214955 gaoptimize
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My 9th grader was in his 2nd year.  Max Keiser: "Hong Kong is a city of 7 million entreupreneurs".

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:44 | 6215499 Kirk2NCC1701
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Mandarin lessons?  Orange you glad you did?

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 14:35 | 6217641 Handful of Dust
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Don't waste your time learning the language. There's software you talk into in English, press a button and it spits out a pretty good translation in Mandarin.

 

 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:17 | 6214906 kaiserhoff
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Skinny pigs with no eyes?   WTF?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:19 | 6214928 Skateboarder
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Dude, they're Chinese pigs. Stop being raycis!! (no, really though - where the hell are their eyes!?)

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:35 | 6214999 Bunga Bunga
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Better than to TFTF (too fat to fight): https://i.imgur.com/50LU53V.jpg

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:42 | 6215026 Thirtyseven
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One of the (minor) reasons I got out.  That and the blind support for Israhell among officers.  On a positive note a lot of the more intelligent enlisted folks aren't buying it.

On a negative note: US Military hiring more dummies and fatties....and promoting the dummies.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 16:31 | 6215239 tenpanhandle
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+1 skateboarder.  Pigs eyes are there; you can't see them cause the ears are blocking view.  Look at cop I mean pig in very upper left.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:17 | 6215619 Jendrzejczyk
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That is the new version of fresh MRE the army is testing out.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 08:19 | 6217024 New_Meat
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Yep, to replace the "culturally sensitive" versions of Meals Rejected by Ethiopians.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:31 | 6216018 nosam
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Monsanto's pigs don't need no stinkin eyes,

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:17 | 6214908 roadhazard
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It's all fun and games until the Super Typhoon comes.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:23 | 6214916 Marco
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Oh come the fuck on, just look at a fucking map ... dumping some sand in the ocean and then claiming you own the fishing grounds and mineral rights at wading distance from multiple nations is nothing less than invasion.

Just because China disagrees with the US here doesn't mean China isn't contemptible in this.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:24 | 6214950 wendigo
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Maybe so, but what are those other nations going to do about it? Sovereignty is a great thing, and worth defending, but you have to be able to back up your words. 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:35 | 6214998 Marco
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Develop (biological) weapons of mass destruction most likely ... with China as your neighbour it just makes a whole lotta sense.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:08 | 6215545 Dathedr
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Better don't invite troubles, you idiot!

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:06 | 6215763 Marco
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Sound advice ... but the potential for asymetrical warfare is only going to get greater, whatever some nobody on the internet or some internet tough guy's opinions. So your government might want to take it to heart as well.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 16:22 | 6215206 Omen IV
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China has been around for 10,000 years

They will be there to see the sun set on the USA

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 16:35 | 6215258 tenpanhandle
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Sunset on USA probably means sunset on all of Earth.  Nuclear winter does not discriminate.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 16:52 | 6215306 tenpanhandle
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My point is: USA will not ride happily away into the sunset.  USA will fire off their nuclear arsenal as a parting gesture.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:20 | 6215631 Dathedr
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And USA will cease to be. No, you are not some Muslim fanatics to willingly relinquish life. And you cannot intimidate the other half of the world. By "you" I mean your rulers. How good are you at mathematics? Have you gone past adding and subtracting? If so, it shouldn't be too hard for you to see the solution.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:24 | 6215643 Jendrzejczyk
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Don't know for sure, but my bet is that one of the two needed for the launch sequence has a brain and a heart.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:57 | 6215749 Dathedr
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It only takes one 5-7 megaton nuclear warhead to end life in all of Murica. Dwell on that.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:15 | 6215795 Jendrzejczyk
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Been dwellin on that since they told me to hide under the desk in the 60's.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:23 | 6215586 Dathedr
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If Murica think it can parasitize on the world via printing worthless paper and intimidating others to accept it, Murica is going to be destroyed. The East will stop trading with the West, they won't go into war... unless attacked, and then you get annihilated. Murica will then cease to be. It is that simple. It comes a point where Western parasites have to start working and producing. Or you can keep dreaming that you can intimidate SCO, the Eastern allience. This is no Iraq, Lybia or Afghanistan.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:33 | 6215664 Jendrzejczyk
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Admit you want to sport a giant gold chain and cruise around Miami in a convertible.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:54 | 6215735 Dathedr
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No, I don't. Vanity-seeking things never actually attracted me.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:27 | 6215428 Dindu Nuffins
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No, China hasn't been around for 10,000 years. It's 60 years old, and you speak orientalist mumbo-jumbo. 

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 08:08 | 6217007 Moe Howard
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Same government?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:27 | 6214964 Winston Churchill
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Morality has no place in geo-politics,nether does the marquis of Queensbury .

Uncle Scams actions should have proven that.

Or in the vernacular, don't bring a knife to a gunfight,

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:30 | 6214973 Marco
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Oh fine, I can use that argument ... morality has no place in politics period.

If you aren't willing to go to Washington and shoot a bitch you should just shut the fuck up and take it. So that's taken care of 99% of discussion on this site, what shall we discuss instead?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:48 | 6215059 Winston Churchill
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I said geo politics.

Domestic politicos were supposed to be moral to their own.The other sob's not so much.

The bunch we have now are amoral and one step away from death camps right now.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 16:00 | 6215118 Marco
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Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise I had to accept your moral argument ("supposed") to where morality should be relevant and where it should be irrelevant ...

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:35 | 6215680 Jendrzejczyk
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Polo

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:55 | 6215739 Winston Churchill
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Never played polo have you ?

Its like rugby on horses.Anything goes, and someone usually gets hurt badly.

Oftentime some ponies are ridden to death.

Never see PETA complain about it  though.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:04 | 6215765 Jendrzejczyk
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I've petted a polo pony before!

He wasn't dead though.

(really unsure of proper response Sir Whinny)

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 02:12 | 6216775 conscious being
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Winny does not understand Marco ... Polo. I think pools appear less frequently in the UK than in certain parts of 'Merica.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 11:45 | 6217306 Winston Churchill
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Didn't look at his avatar.Thought it was a dumb comment.

So they ride their ponies in swimming pools where you are ?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:52 | 6215520 Dathedr
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You don't even know what a word "invasion" mean, you Muricano moron, yet English is your mother tongue (there you go why Muricans as a nation does and cannot exist: your all culture is derived from a foreign source; you have no authentic, original language, and from there no culture of your own).

 

And moron, invasion means incursion of an army for conquest or plunder. That is the definition of a word "invason." Now enlighten the morons who upvoted you, who exactly did the Chinese army invaded here? Fish, crabs and clams? You retard!

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 18:40 | 6215692 Jendrzejczyk
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Your proficiency at roadside shitting is unquestionable.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:25 | 6215829 RyeWhiskey
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Invasion of crabs is a crime.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 02:13 | 6216778 conscious being
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That's India.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:52 | 6215532 atomicwasted
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Actually, it's the classic adding your labor to unclaimed resources activity that gives rise to property.  "Invasion" is what Europe did to the Americas in order to claim they owned the land.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:13 | 6215791 Marco
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Those seas have been fished for 10s of thousands of years.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:18 | 6214919 GOSPLAN HERO
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Did they wok the dog?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:29 | 6214968 riot-police
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Did you hear the title of the new Chinese cook book?

"101 Ways to Wok your dog"

It's flying off the shelves

 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:20 | 6214932 Thick Willy
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Pretty cute.  If I wanted to dillute my DNA in the 3 billion strong Asian genepool and have scrawny little weaklings for children I'd marry an Asian chick.  But only white women can give birth to white sons and that makes even American cows tolerable to some degree.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:23 | 6214945 taketheredpill
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And your son will eventually work for her son.  Congratulations!

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 16:25 | 6215219 Dindu Nuffins
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30% of Chinese graduate high school.

You haven't been to the countryside of China, where only 42% can pass a test of Mandarin proficieny (Mandarin, as in, the language that all China should speak) and )Deliverance is screened as a Victorian comedy of manners. 

Enjoy your delusions.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:20 | 6215404 angel_of_joy
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Sounds like US, except over here everybody graduates high school but much fewer than 42% can pass a test of English proficiency... And their Mandarin is far harder to learn than our English...

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:54 | 6215547 bid the soldier...
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They're quick studies; we're slow learners.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 17:15 | 6217942 blentus
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Well, US and China have something else in common, then.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 16:58 | 6215323 Thick Willy
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I applaud the poorly hidden racism of the typical Japanese, Korean, or Chinese man.  I have Asian friends and even the ones that are half white are basically Asian supremacists.  Good for you.  We'll meet on the field of battle and may the best man win.

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Stillman-Hiroshima-6...

http://jto.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/n-nagasaki-c-2014...

http://afe.easia.columbia.edu/main_pop/kpct/kp_imperialism.htm

We must seem like Gods to you.  Able to harness such power through our superior intellect.  We made your supposed God-emperor admit he was just a man.  Who knows what white genius will conjure up next time?  Maybe we'll crash the moon into Asia and wipe you all out at once.

Don't.  Fuck.  With.  Us.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:25 | 6215422 angel_of_joy
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You talk like a willy and sure enough you sound thick ! A lousy example for a supposedly white "supremacist"...

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:54 | 6215543 atomicwasted
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Yeah, you're going to meet someone, anyone on the field of battle.  R-i-i-i-i-ght.  Typical big talking keyboard commando, with which ZH has been infested of late.  

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:55 | 6215551 atomicwasted
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Of course, you might be engaging in trolling of such sublime subtlety that I am unable to perceive it as yet.  If so, my hat is off to you, good sir.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:34 | 6216028 Moccasin
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I am going to use your post as an example to others of pure American hubris and narcissism. You are truly exceptional. lmfao. 

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 02:07 | 6216770 Bearwagon
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Yeah, "with such power, given to us by god's hand, we cannot be wrong", right?  ;)

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 10:38 | 6217210 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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Hi fucker, Japan (and Korea) will rise again one day (when things will get critical about their own existence especially their demographics) and USA invader will be kicked out ASAP and Japan retrieving his ASIAN roots.

US go home !

About the Emperor: he is still respected and even worshiped.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:26 | 6214954 l8apex
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Regarding the American variety, the boner says no.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:48 | 6215052 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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If marrying a white woman would have given me someone like you for a son, then I am very happy that I chose otherwise.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 16:41 | 6215275 tenpanhandle
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Your reverse racism is showing.  Thick Willie's attitudes are not hereditary (physically that is).

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:50 | 6215905 gladius17
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So what you're saying is there will definitely be no correlation between stupidity in himself and in whatever children he might bear? Good to know.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 03:54 | 6216844 tenpanhandle
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No, that is not what I'm saying. Your reaction has preceded your understanding.

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