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Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:39 | 6215849 Latina Lover
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White is the new Black.

BTW, Rachael is your typical white liberal fraud, a professional victim looking for a free ride. People like her never accept responsibility for their lies and deception.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:43 | 6215878 Kirk2NCC1701
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Yo, dat be right, bro.

I think she has the RIGHT to be Black if that's what she wants.  It's Symbolic: Symbolic against her struggle against Oppression.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:48 | 6215887 Boris Alatovkrap
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Judge by actual hue of Ms. Dolezal skin, "Orange is new Black". But main question Boris is think, where is put wire stripper and volt meter and why lazy nephew is still live on couch!?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:50 | 6215904 Stuck on Zero
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We have cross-dressers. Why not cross-skinners?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:58 | 6215937 Boris Alatovkrap
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... or cross-dress-skinner, like Silence of Sheep?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:14 | 6215977 knukles
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Seriously.
I posed a moral dilemma to a Progressive bud of mine just today.
I posed that the media is suffering a great moral failure for sponsoring significantly greater air time to Catylin or Doozial as opposed to the daily droning and murder of small black Muslim kids in the mIddle East, wouldn't you agree? 

His answer was no. 

I told him that he was full of shit for if the president were Republican, he and the Code Pink ladies would be screaming International War Crimes at the top of their lungs.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:31 | 6216020 Sages wife
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THANK YOU KNUKLES! The attention to these INSIGNIFICANT non-stories is a testament to the desperation of those anxious to distract the sheep from the record volume of critical issues concurrently boiling over. Epic new lows for the MSM. It's happening.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:46 | 6216060 Stackers
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You mean I'm gonna stay this color ?!?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZQAvtFO_uA

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:50 | 6216074 wee-weed up
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Heard about the new candy bar?

It's called the "Rachel Dolezal."

It's mostly white chocolate.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:58 | 6216094 MonetaryApostate
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Have you heard about the new Wheaties coming out?  It's going to look something like rainbow frosted flakes....

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:01 | 6216102 Keyser
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Back in the day these folks used to refer to themselves as wiggers... In today's PC environment, the new term is transracial... Either way, they are obviously a few cards short of a full deck... 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:07 | 6216127 Boris Alatovkrap
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In Russia is no gay or cross dresser. Is secret arrangement with Ayatollah to send social deviant to Tehran in exchange for oil. Someday we are complete pipeline so can more economically move deviant.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:15 | 6216147 Urban Roman
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I would think you'd send 'em to Berlin. Or ... even better, come to think of it, Kiev! It's near-by and very friendly or so I have heard.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:29 | 6216182 BoredRoom
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What's all of the fuss about?

 

Lying about race is what the NAACP does. She's a perfect fit.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 23:44 | 6216541 TruxtonSpangler
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She is actually doing a performance art project as payback against her college.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 23:51 | 6216556 palmereldritch
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The only way this story could get any better is that if it is finally revealed that Rachel is actually a black dude named Reggie, pretending to be a white chick pretending to be a black chick.

Kind of a meta-Waylans vibe.

He could then go on to star with Caitlyn in a new Kardashian spin-off.

Welcome to your new trans-reality

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 23:57 | 6216567 TheReplacement
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How will you pump gays and crossdressers through a pipeline? 

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 08:27 | 6217029 New_Meat
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hafta' liquefy them first.  Then, no sweat.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:04 | 6216115 Boris Alatovkrap
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Are you hear about new rice brand? Is call "white as dolezal"? Sorry, Boris is not so smart funny as other poster.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 22:22 | 6216338 Save_America1st
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how about a cereal called "Whities" just to piss this bitch and all the other libtards off.  lol

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 22:22 | 6216333 Save_America1st
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yeah and it's real nutty too

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:54 | 6216079 MonetaryApostate
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Yes, Occupy Their Minds with utter BS Drama, like Greece, gangland shoots outs, pool drama, etc. etc...

Oh & don't forget Kim Kardishan & the Royal Babies!

 

It's funny how today's society isn't much different than ancient greece where they had gladiator shows...

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 23:20 | 6216493 Shawnee
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how about elizabeth warren, the fake indian. what a pos.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:51 | 6215910 Boris Alatovkrap
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... which is make Boris to think, maybe Representative Boner is self identify as black woman? What is Mr. Donald Trump? Is comb over best can do for assimilate hairstyle of African American female couture!?

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 21:13 | 6218305 MisterMousePotato
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Is there some search function here at ZeroHedge that will allow me to bring up all of Boris's comments in one place so that I can just forget the world for a while and have a good laugh?

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 23:48 | 6218528 AGuy
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Yes, Click on his name, It will bring you to his profile and you can click on view posters comments.

 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:56 | 6215918 Normalcy Bias
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dbl post

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:55 | 6215924 Normalcy Bias
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I'm surprised that she didn't hang a noose from her own doorknob at EWU and then play the victim. She seems the type...

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:00 | 6216100 MonetaryApostate
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I'd be surprised if she ever shows her face in public again...   :/

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 08:53 | 6217072 Jacksons Ghost
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She did, and turned off the security system conveniently and then called the cops to show them the noose. Google it yourself.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 09:50 | 6217137 Normalcy Bias
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LOL. Wow, did I have her pegged! I'd never seen or heard about that, but you are absolutely right. This woman should move to San Francisco and run for Pelosi's seat.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:15 | 6216146 Jumbotron
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"White is the new Black"

 

From the look of her bronzer I'd say "Orange is the new Black".

 

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 01:29 | 6216605 Elliott Eldrich
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I can just picture Chris Rock's "Nat X" character commenting on this mess. "Let me tell you about Spokane, Washington. That's the city that's so caucasian they've got a white woman as the head of their local chapter of the NAACP! Apparently they couldn't find a sister to do the job in a city of over two hundred thousand people!"

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:34 | 6215852 nmewn
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Obviously.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:28 | 6216010 BullyBearish
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Wanna bet she drives a Prius?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:28 | 6216179 Miffed Microbio...
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Ok, I admitted I drove a Prius ( I have now replaced it) however to amend for my temporary insanity I put a Molon Labe sticker on it. Quite a few confrontations at Whole Foods over that ( didn't like my " Fuck this, I'm going to yoga" sticker either)

I was attempting to break stereotypes but just got everyone fucking pissed off. It was quite fun actually.

Miffed;-)

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:33 | 6216197 Bollixed
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Shoulda just put a "My Other Car Is a Hummer" sticker on the Prius...

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 06:30 | 6216920 Element
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"... He says it should have some 800 horsepower and run 9s when he’s done with it. ..."

Outrageous for a chassis that light, I don't think the standard rubber's going to cut it, imagine lumpy-cam and extractors, pulls up at the lights, wobbles around in the lane even when stationary, then plant it ... 0 to 60 ... 3.2 seconds ... MuuuuahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

The inner 'Toad-of-Toad-Hall' wants one.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 00:17 | 6216599 palmereldritch
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Prius it from my cold dead batteries

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 01:59 | 6216760 IronForge
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There's nothing Insane about driving a Prius.  Plenty of Hybrids out nowadays.

There are, however, issues regarding flaws in Logic if you have a TESLA - especially if you live in North of SFO/DCA.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 04:14 | 6216859 tenpanhandle
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Saw a Tesla recharging station at a gas station in Lovelock, Nevada.  Kinda blew my mind.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 22:04 | 6218371 IronForge
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Downvote?  A TSLA Fan!! 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:35 | 6215856 Rock On Roger
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Another fine example of american exceptionalism.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 23:29 | 6216511 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The nutsery exhibited by 'american' out-of-your-fucking-mindism is one of the core values of US citizen exceptionalism.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:35 | 6215857 BarkingCat
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If someone called her a nigger, would that be considered racist?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:39 | 6215868 angel_of_joy
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Probably not, because she's a fraud...

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:41 | 6215870 buzzsaw99
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i believe the correct term is wigger

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:49 | 6215900 One And Only
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She's a reggin. A backwords nigger.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:56 | 6215927 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Really? Do you have to be so crass?

Can we as a online community evolve, please?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:16 | 6215986 knukles
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"an" online community  ....  "an"

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:18 | 6216156 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Am I just too sIck

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:18 | 6215995 Anusocracy
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People calling others names - horrible evil behavior.

People hiring government to kill millions in other countries - perfectly acceptable.

An idiot species for sure.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:38 | 6216037 SmedleyButlersGhost
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On Another thread you're looking to smoke a dick on the Hampton Jitney. What's up Gizz breath? 6215519

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:50 | 6216075 mastersnark
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Sand in your vagina?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:03 | 6216113 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Now that I think of it- if you're that crazy chick that bj's my brother in Amagansatt - my other brother and I will be there for the 4 th. can we get together and talk about ZH stuff? God I bet you could tell us a thIng or two. BTW - my Dad will be there - He's cool on this shit.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:51 | 6216240 Realname
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Scooby Dooby Doo, 'yer a foo'

So, please go fuck yourself, now....

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 22:13 | 6216306 Zero Point
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Evolve into what? SJWs? Honestly curious as to what "we're" supposed to look like.

Does it involve us all lying to each other about our opinions, so we can fit in?

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 01:38 | 6216722 BarkingCat
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Considering that your screen name contains "Doo", which is an acronym for shit and you used the word "crass" in your post, which contain "ass"; are you trying to send us a subliminal message?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:57 | 6215926 Taint Boil
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Saggin spelled backwards is ........

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:53 | 6216080 fukidontknow
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It would be Christmas as far as she was concerned.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 19:51 | 6218177 Kirk2NCC1701
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@BarkingCat: "If someone called her a nigger, would that be considered racist?"

A:  To be safe, just call her a Wigger.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:41 | 6215873 hannah
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half the black women on msnbc are half white...so are the white or are they black? if they claim they are black how does that differ fromthis woman that was raised in a half black household. are mixed race blacks exploiting the system for all the free goodies and a trip to the front of the affirmative action line.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:51 | 6215912 Kirk2NCC1701
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It's not merely about "exploiting" the System, but to transfer its wealth into fewer and fewer hands of Control, and to reduce and degrade it, so that All Bonds of Kinship, Allegiance, Values and Norms are ruined -- so that NO viable and enduring Resistance may be formed against the Neofeudal Overlords.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:57 | 6215933 Thirtyseven
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Blacks and half-blacks with very light skin used to try to "pass as white" in order to live better lives back when there was actual oppression.

Nowadays it's considered "cool" to be black, so wiggers will try to "pass as black" or at least try to act as ignorant and low class as possible, since that's what's in vogue.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 04:18 | 6216861 tenpanhandle
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She's so "high yellow" she's orange.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:41 | 6215874 TwoHoot
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Proof that liberalism is a mental illness.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:45 | 6215875 daveO
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3130933/Back-one-big-happy-famil...

In 1980, a girl in my class said her brother was crying one day because he wasn't black and would never be good enough to play big league ball. Several years later, I ran into his mother, a public school teacher, at a funeral and she insisted on giving me 'bro' handshake. Neither of us were black! That explained to me why the kid had been crying years before. The woman's parents drove her insane.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:46 | 6215885 angel_of_joy
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Stupid bitch... white too !

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:04 | 6215939 daveO
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Check out her wedding photo in the post(about 2/3rd's down). Notice the expression on grandma's face. It says it all.

Also, she went to Howard U. Can you say Soul Man?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2zMrjBLwn8

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:43 | 6215876 Creepy A. Cracker
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If one can legally choose their sex - as is the case in more and more jurisdictions -they should also be allowed to chose their race.

Of course the main problem with this - powereful enough to stop it dead instantly - is that trillions of dollars of gubmint racial preference vote buying cash will suddenly be going to whitey claiming to be blacky or brownie.  We can't have THAT...

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:55 | 6215921 One And Only
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If you identify as a potato even though you are a human you should be allowed to receive agricultural subsidies and tax breaks.

If you could pull of identifying yourself as a Native American Potato you should be able to open a casino and never pay taxes ever. You might think that sounds stupid but I never thought I'd see a white bitch pretend to be black for ten years and be President of the NAACP in Spokane Washington either. In my drunkest days on the heaviest acid I ever took I don't think I ever imagined anything quite like that.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:08 | 6215963 Charming Anarchist
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Yes, it does sound stupid. 

<< You might think that sounds stupid but...>>

...can you stick your dick in a potato??

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:15 | 6215985 One And Only
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With the proper coring instrument absolutely. Core out a proper hole + lubriderm = fantastic time.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:41 | 6216210 Bollixed
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People who drive Porsches use a toothpick for that job.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:19 | 6216001 armageddon addahere
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If it's  a dictator.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:29 | 6216013 The_Dude
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NPR has been on a non stop tirade about this trying to make sure no one dips their finger in the reparations gravy it is almost comical.... They know it is a huge threat that I would almost guess that they will have trans-racial classified as a mental disorder to make sure no further progress is made, just like homosexuality used to be.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:57 | 6216025 The_Dude
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.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:23 | 6216165 BraveSirRobin
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In truth, the government is not allowed to classify your race. People must "self identify." Therefore, you an be what ever you want to be.

 

 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 23:39 | 6216533 StychoKiller
Sat, 06/20/2015 - 08:39 | 6217051 New_Meat
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"If one can legally choose their sex - as is the case in more and more jurisdictions -they should also be allowed to chose their race."

This is a normally constructed sentence for these times.  The NEA is extraordinarily proud of the injected confusion.

- Ned

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 11:04 | 6217241 Beowulf55
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I guess you could say:  you can ignore reality but you cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality..........where have I heard that before?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:47 | 6215890 Charming Anarchist
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Meh. 

"What type of guys want to lay you?"

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:48 | 6215895 Miss Expectations
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Republican Leadership Comes Out as “Transpolitical,” Self-Identify as Democrats

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) – Finally explaining their unexplainable actions in Congress since the midterm elections last November, House and Senate leaders announced today that they were “transpolitical,” meaning they consider themselves to be a member of both political parties. 

http://thebarbedwiresatire.com/2015/06/18/republican-leadership-comes-ou...

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:57 | 6215906 homebody
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Hitlary may become black, brown, yellow, red mix to get all the votes she can.

 

edit - I forgot poor

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 04:25 | 6216865 tenpanhandle
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Whatever color she chooses she's got a lock on the ugly vote.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:56 | 6215925 Realname
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I wonder if Playboy has made her an offer, yet?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 19:59 | 6215938 homebody
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Wasn't there a magazine called Ebony for her type - are they still around?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:14 | 6215983 Realname
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Are you certain youre not thinking of Mad magazine?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:01 | 6215943 Bastiat
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More likely Hustler.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:02 | 6215946 Hohum
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Who is "black," anyway?  And if there is no established definition, how can you lie about it?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:04 | 6215951 loveyajimbo
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Harris-Perry of MSNBS is half black, half hyena and the other half sewer-roach.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:06 | 6215956 homebody
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Who?

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 08:41 | 6217059 New_Meat
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loveyajimbo is one of seven people who watch ... er ... I forget which channel.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 09:29 | 6217108 HowdyDoody
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Perhaps it is just one person self identifying seven different ways?

 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:20 | 6215970 Bighorn_100b
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Listening to other people talking about her leadership role in the organization that she belongs to any skin color, gene pool, ethnic background really doesn't matter. The job is what it is, doing a good job requires a leader to be fair and lead no matter what skin color or race.

Don't lie, don't avoid obvious questions, do your job. If, because you think race, color, or ethnic background in 2015 matters and all this is a ruse to keep your job? Then, you failed because you never talked about the job, only yourself. That in its self is a complete fail.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:13 | 6215974 cpnscarlet
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Wish I thought of this -

 

Ain't Jemima

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:18 | 6215998 knukles
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Guess all this makes Al Jolson's Black Face, OK, too, no?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:25 | 6216005 logicalman
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The real question is....

Why the fuck are we discussing race, when it is so obviously a divide and conquer device to distract the only real race (the human race) from the really important issues on the planet?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 23:56 | 6216564 azusgm
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We are discussing race because this woman lied about her race to establish credibility to get her job and to serve on a municipal commission (or whatever term in appropriate) to monitor the police regarding race and to hold a leadership position in a race-based organization. Race seems to the the defining element in her universe.

It would be a great relief to live in a world inhabited by people who behave and think as responsible adults by the time they reach 21. Quite a few women when they were teenage girls never made it onto the cheerleading squad. They grew up and got over the disappointment and are not seen wandering around town carrying pompoms (except maybe at WalMart after 10PM).

The term "arrested development" comes to mind right along with "delusional".

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 20:35 | 6216035 JLM
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These are the important issues on the planet that are killing it.  Men can cut off parts of their anatomy and shoot themselves full of hormones allowing them to enter womans washrooms and get their chep thrills but you can't paint your skin orange or black to identify and help black people.  Only a screwed up liberal mindset can devise rules like this and that is the problem.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:02 | 6216111 Reaper
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She's sane, aka as gaming the system. The insane are those who believe in the system.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 22:56 | 6216432 TalkToLind
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Exactly, she made the mistake of rejecting the official race classification the government gave her and she is being punished dearly for it. The gum chewing Murican public has been indoctrinated well.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:32 | 6216186 Grouchy Marx
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(double post)

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:30 | 6216189 spanish inquisition
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I would like to announce that I am transracial. I identify as Shakopee Mdewakaton Sioux. So much so, that I also am indigienous to Minnesota. Please send checks to Spanish Inquisition c/o ZH.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:45 | 6216227 SmedleyButlersGhost
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So the guy is on a first class ticket back from San Diego to Chicago. Gets talking to the lady next to him. Asks her what was she doing in SD. She says she was at a sex addict meeting. Guy says 'what did you learn?' She says, the consensus is that the most tender lovers are Jews. The roughest, in the good sense, lovers are American Cowboys. But the best overall lovers are American Indians. Then she introduces herself as Mildred and says what is your name? Guy says - Hopalong Ginsberg, but my pals call me Tonto.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 01:14 | 6216684 juicy_bananas
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My name is Bucky Goldstein, nice to meet you.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 10:51 | 6217226 logicalman
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Guy talking to a woman in a bar asks her name.

She says "Carmen" I like cars and men

She then asks his name.

He replies "BeerBoobs".....

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:31 | 6216192 Grouchy Marx
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My question would be: Is that you again Bruce? 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:51 | 6216241 ponzilla
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Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:54 | 6216247 foxmuldar
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Anyone here remember the movie Watermelon Man? Well now were watching a new version. This time its Watermelon Women. 

 

Watermelon Man Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC_rYYnD05s

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 21:57 | 6216248 foxmuldar
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Fri, 06/19/2015 - 22:22 | 6216337 christiangustafson
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Judith: [on Stan's desire to be a mother] Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the *right* to have babies.

Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.

Reg: What's the *point*?

Francis: What?

Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?

Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 23:52 | 6216557 StychoKiller
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Waaayyy ahead of their time, those Pythons!

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 23:16 | 6216481 VW Nerd
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What's a "wigger"?

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 20:58 | 6218280 Caleb Abell
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Under the generally accepted definition of the term, a "wigger" is a professional traveling wig saleman who flies from town to town in a bi-plane.  They land at general aviation airports and ask if there are any bald people there who want to purchase a wig.

In addition, they are usually Notary Publics and also ask if anyone at the airport needs anything notarized while they are being fitted for a new wig.

A little known fact about Amelia Earhart is that she was not only a pilot, but also a wigger and a notary public.  It is believed that her wig cargo was not properly secured in her plane which enabled it to slide to the rear of the plane.  The resulting weight imbalance caused a fatal stall.

To this day, many bald people in the south pacific still mourn the lost opportunity to have one of Amelia's custom hairpieces.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 00:58 | 6216660 Salsipuedes
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Listen to the SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOM:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyg47kSI0u0

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 02:21 | 6216790 secretargentman
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So here's what I think happened:

 

Ms. Dolezal was sitting in a bar, and her future husband came up to her and said "Hey baby, do you have some Black in you?"

And she said "No."

And he said "Would you like some?"

And she never got the joke. 

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 05:22 | 6216890 Dre4dwolf
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She needs a shrink, there are deeper rooted issues here.... people dont just walk around wake up one day and believe they are black when they are white.

 

That being said, she could think shes a Kangaroo for all I care.

Sat, 06/20/2015 - 08:15 | 6217016 Smilygladhands
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Oldthinkers guilty of duckspeak and crimethink refusing bellyfeel of blackwhite

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