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this map is not to scale
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I live in CO and have never heard it reefered to as the Southern Rectangle. I don't have a clue what that means. For starters it is not a true rectangle as a suerveying error made by 2 seperate companies in the 1800's (neither would acknowledge their mistakes) caused the Western border to be off. With that being said I think we all know what Colorado is known for now a days and it has nothing to do with a square.
This map is crap. When I think of new york, I think of joos and bankers. I doubt I'm the only one.
So Boehner is actually from California (Fake Orange Boobs)? Who knew?
Armed and God fearing is no stereotype. It is a truth. Don't mess with Texas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM&list=RDLArGlfEVYqM
So if they are afraid of God, how is a gun gonna save them?
"God fearing"????
Would Jesus:
1. "Send the invaders home"?
2. Exploit the "invaders" for profit?
3. Hoard gold?
4. Elect Goerge Bush and Rick Perry?
Like all religious nutjobs, they "fear God" only when it benefits them personally.
Imagine Jesus in Texas today...lol...they'd hang him...Jesus was a class warfare politician/BibleBeater...a, gasp, Democrat by todays measure.
"It’s easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for the rich to have eternal life (Luke 18:24-27)"
CLASS WARFARE BITCHES!
And I would argue that California's appellation of "Boobs and Oranges", (which are the same thing except for color in a "globe-ish" sort of way), is a tad dated. It's more like "drought-displaced wetbacks and loony-lefty village idiots" now.
dudes name is bonner!
Everyone knows W.Virginia is known for inbreeders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTeUdJky9rY
Thus the explanatory song: "West Virginiaaaa...mountin' mamaaaa"
~"Everyone knows W.Virginia is known for inbreeders."~
And meth labs! Don't forget the meth labs!
I'm from Alabama and the diabetes definitely runs in both sides of the family. But then again so do the royal genes. ;)
That's probably because you're a dick
That's probably because you're a dick
Surveying error? Maybe in very minor instances
Colorado is 7º east to west and 4º north to south.
Wyoming is 7º east to west and 4º north to south.
Which is bigger and which is smaller? It's not a trick question
(Nothing to do with surveying errors either) More importantly....Why are they drastically different sizes despite the exact same longitudinal and latitudinal dimensions? And yes I realize that the E-W measurements were based off a whack-ass meridional originating out of D.C.
good question, and easy answer:
colorado bigger, wyoming smaller
the closer you get to the equator, the hotter it is, so the more significant each degree is. so, degrees closer to the equator matter more. it's a matter of degree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t97IDT2ECp8
Yes, Colorado is bigger because as you apprach the north pole (towards WY), that 7 degrees of longitude becomes narrower and narrower until it become zero at the pole.
The southern border of wyoming is longer then the northern border even though they are the same number of degrees in longitude.
From a decrepit memory:
Circumference at Equator 24,950 miles
Length of segment Cosine Latitude degrees X 24950 is the length of each leg at the longitude.
Starting at one longitude, going to the other = # of degrees.
# degrees / 360 X Cosine of Latitude X 24950 = # miles length
Assumes the line runs exactly on the Latitude. If not, must use Great Circle Calcs.
Very good, thats an A... sit down
Actually, when I was in high school, I had a summer job with the school district ( football perk). Sometimes I rode around with 2 huge black dudes picking up 50 gallon drums of ash from school incinerators. They referred to a joint as a "square".
bullshit, honkey. you're makin that shit up as you go. you might'a heard that over the way; but ain't no corner in amorica where a 'square' is a 'j' for a negro.
a square is a menthol, niggga.
don't be trippin, fool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hIhHLYaqYk
playa for life....
got way more bitchez than i evah need,
i put back on a big fat bag of weed,
cause i could give you a give you bitch,
wouldn't give you a joint,
bitches aint shittin now i made my point,
now you can light that weed,
while i spit this rap,
and tell you bout a tale from way back when,
i was only fourteen when i first got my dick sucked,
now i'm grown up and i like to crush nuts...,
janus
janus
you're probably getting dinged for the delivery, but as far as i know you're right.
i've never heard of a square being related to anything other than tobacco.
yeah, it's sad...you can't have a few beers and raise a lil hell round the Hedge anymore. all this 'voting' bull-shit.
if y'all had heard me 'say' it with all the mirth of mild-intoxication...fuck it, bunch o' prissy panty-waists around here now a days, at every moment ready with their 'votes' to condition opinion.
whatevs...it was good to hear too short again. a 'square' IS a cig (preferably a menthol...preferably a newport). even so, i was just screwin around...havin a bit of fun. didn't mean to raise a fuss nor ruffle any feathers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct8V4nF9oOI
janus
Houston, 1978. I asked him what a square was. He pulled it out and lit it up. Didn't smell like tobacco and didn't have a filter. He also had a jar of codeine he liked to sip from. Maybe they were shittin' me. But the joint and the codeine were real.
The PretzelReich? I find that comforting. Heil, Bier! Heil, Pretzel!
Wtf is a pretzel reich?
That's when your state produces pretzels under both the name "Snyder's of Hanover" and "Snyder's of Berlin."
https://www.google.com/search?q=snyders+of+berlin+hanover+pretzels&biw=1...
Thanks another item of the bazillion things I didn't know.
Promptly forgotten.
But who could forget this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRaLpHoZA8E
or this....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLPLsQbdt0
fun fack: 'newman' is from the same home-town as janus (he was in drama class with my next door neighbor's mother; whose uncle's company was bought-out by berkshire hathaway...that's called 3 degrees of seperation from janus).
here's a hint as-to the state:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zG_PN31YJU
wait...what he said in this clip is absolute balderdash. 'newman' is only 1/8th french....or so the 'newmans' claim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNlw0IDFKDA
just an olde sweet song...,
janus
Snyders of Hanover,
Best hard sourdough pretzels in the universe.
Yep, good stuff.
And we can add Herr's to PA's German pretzel makers list as well.
You can add Wege and Utz to that list, too.
Herr's may be the best potato chips ever- especially the natural sea salt variety.
"Herr's may be the best potato chips ever-"
does the bible specifically tell you that, or are you just making it up as you go along?
sounds like satan is putting words in your head. your lust for salty potatoes will be your undoing.
Lol, you made a "funny".
FWIW- have you ever had a Herr's natural sea salt potato chip?
nope, haven't seen herr's.
i rarely eat potato chips, they are greasy and processed food which i try to avoid.
You are correct- they are greasy and processed food.
Still, you should try them- if you ever get the chance.
Herr's makes a very good Old Bay seasoned chip too.
Only those of us who have enjoyed (maryland blue) crabs would know what (with old bay) you are talking about...
I use Old Bay when frying chicken. For those who want some Old Bay post apocalypse, it's made from paprika and celery seed.
"they are greasy and processed"
greasy -- yes
processed? At the local farmers market they slice raw potatoes and deep fry them to make chips -- how much processing is that?
You betchie, lallydap up on those healthy organic Monsanto Corn Chips.
Try Unique splits - also awesome.
Stroudsburg, Bethel, Lititz, Lancaster,.....King-Of-Prussia....definitely seeing a pattern in regards to PA towns.
Plus Amish, who have unfortunately been invaded by suburbanites, now ex-urbanites from Baltimore and Philly. The Amish definitely should've set up their own tribal lands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6gpa8nUa70
Gee. I didn't know you could give BJs on line. How does that work?
I'm guessing that "Rolling Thunder" is maybe a "Diabetes" or "Racist" . . . besides being an "Assh*le"
i'll supply the ammo if someone will shoot this cunt
Where were you when Dylann wanted to off himself but realized that he'd run out of bullets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdDFJicwDkI
I've had this theory that online advertising is in a bubble. This is more proof to that. Do you realize this guy is getting paid for this? This guy is paid to completely waste his time. Does the person who pays him actually think anyone even clicks on that add, damn well buys or participates in anything?
New York, where I am from, would be better typified by a barrel of rotten apples, as in the phrase about crooked government and police, "the problem is not the rotten apple, its the rotten barrel."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-4vMQOOiUY
I am okay with a Guns and God Fearing sterotype.
... and some mighty fine Tex-Mex food and gals!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdOLrBMIWz8
And it's fucking stupid....
The fonts are a different size too.
the current economic realities isn't either... So what
I was hoping to see some fake boobs. That's 20 seconds of my life i'll never get back...
I knew that we weren't the crazies all along!
PS states 49 thru 57 are missing. Talking about 57, anybody see John Kerry? I didn't think so.
Remember when his Mrs had a problem and disappeared for 28 days? Spent a good time of it in a hospital in Bahhhsan that specialized in detox, etc?
Just curious.
Was that when he re-emerged with a new, even longer face?
According to JIm Willie while John Kerry was over in France he met with our ISIS Allies and they got pissed off and shot the bastard in the chest a couple of times.
The falling off of the stationary bike and breaking his leg was a cover story.
https://youtu.be/nW6M4C22E20?t=1m20s
LMAO. I hope that JIm Willie has a good source...
HorseFace did seem to wang to deescalate the Ukraine conflict. I guess Vicky and George Soros weren't happy about that.
Betty Ford is in Baston?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C5DAeO-I7Y
Missing two states...
Hawaii: Obama
Alaska: Palin
Alaska.... Polar bears
Hawaii.... Halfbreed dipshits.
Alaska...Polar woman
Hawaii...Island woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBIgXhiOpeQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jieN2Hp5hS4
Palin don't live here no more
she moved down to the lower 48 somewhere...
They left out DC the Bullshit district
State of confusion or contusion.
Your choise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AULOC--qUOI
GOD says: we must all strive for brevity when commenting.
OK
K
which G?
Spot
.
you missed it, arnold.
it's your job to make sure they remember you...when it matters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aboSqWiEW4g
and if they're gonna scream, the pussy must be mastered body/mind & soul...it's a beautiful thing, that angry/lusty scream. one of life's forbidden fruits one should never-ever taste -- lest one develop an appetite for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOzayDpWoI
and when it comes to angry/lusty-pussy, it's tough to know when enough is enough...janus is presently testing the limits through a life of titration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoFB2R_AUwM
O
hio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68g76j9VBvM
The perfect post. No-thing is every-thing. No-thing means the world is not divided. No-thing includes all things. Perfection. You win, beyond the mere brevity issue.
Even God up there divides the world into God and Non-God, thus failing to aprehend God's true nature, thus proving itself to be a mere idol and fake representation of God.
Ohm.
agree
Ah, MsCreant - you have well embraced negation. Some-thing and every-thing require the existence of no-thing. No-thing seems to be the null case, as well as the grand super-set, at the same time. 'Things' in this universe tend to take the shortest path. Perhaps they are lazy, or maybe incredibly efficient. So how do you get from no-thing to every-thing? Negation, of course. What is not no-thing, is by definition, every-thing.
Note that words and ideas like 'god' are some-thing, members of the every-thing set.
We should all be 'worshipping' no-thing. All hail!
p.s. that 'not' operator is the creator of things. ;-)
No-thing, no-exist in Universes, like Fed, creates shit from apparent, virtual non- existent nothing. Big Bang = Bullshit, feeble minds can't comprehend infinity much like a chicken and calculus.
We beez fukked. Not fed-fukked but Fed-fukked.
Hey Moe!
Ms, those gun toting/god fearing folks would have you on a cross for saying such things. As soon as they as they figure it out.....
.
FU
What, BTW is "Ophra with the wind"?
Oprah Winfrey, and it's windy (not Oprah after destroying the buffet at Caesar's Palace).
I kinda think it should be 'Utterly Corrupt Politician Factory.'
fake boobs lulz. we golfed with a couple from california a few years back. she obviously had a lot of work done on herself. i thought it was a bullshit stereotype but after that i started to wonder.
I think the new thing is derrière implants or something. I've seen some impossibly narrow waists with unnaturally large posteriors roaming around. As if size double G isn't bizarre enough on a size 2 frame, we must go full bore caricature on the other end. I feel like I'm living in Capital City.
Miffed
Have some ribs removed and you can be a real caricature of femininity with a 16 inch waist.
https://www.google.com/search?q=woman+with+16+inch+waist&rlz=1C1ASUT_enU...
If THAT is the height of female sexuality then I will resort to pictures of 1980's girls when they were not stupid enough to do the Kadashian butt/tit thingy. DISGUSTING.
I showed the link to Mr Miffed and he also mimicked your response. " Dear God, why would anyone do such a horrible thing to themselves. For damn sakes don't get any ideas!"
So, if 2 average red blooded men would have the same response, who are the individuals who are persuading these women to undergo such a surgery? If this gets popular, there's going to be some serious shrinkage out there.
Miffed
Geez...those girls look like they'd snap in half with anything, in any position. Frightening, I'd be scairt I'd kill em with all my inch and a quarter (plus dad's splint).
Seriously, though, they are kinda freakish, and I don't understand why otherwise normal healthy women would drive themselves to this sort of extreme.
What do I look for in a woman? Respiration.
Well Pennsylvania does have Pretzels. Soft one's come from Philadelphia.
one giant puckered star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z8oYH_bhnA
Economies of scale speaking... Tit jobs have come down in price over the past 20 years. It used to be a $15k procedure, bare minimum. Now, with sugar-daddy's credit card, a set of bolt-ons can be had for about half. Those are the gravity-defying models however, not the natural look. Want those? Take a trip to Japan and for $25k or thereabouts a girl can have the pride of ownership for an investment that will pay for itself ~many~ times over...
My sister got a pair.
They got popped...twice. She's on her third set at 52 or so.
Never wanted to ask what extreme activity got them popped.
I can vouch for the "armed" section of the Texas stereotype since I went to the Fort Worth gun show again today for Father's Day. Good luck disarming the necks in my area.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL7XS_8qgXM
Minnesota is a lot like Scandinavia. Both places are filled with dumb white libtards who are taxed heavily and whose big government welfare entitlements have attracted the FSA from around the world along with many jihadists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqD6m55mTGU
Canned sardines? NJ? Really? - epic fail.
Yeah, shudda been pilchard.
.
Ah, you mean that Telegraph columnist Evan Ambroses Piltchard, always writing about death of the Euro and making a living playing bothsides each others against. Did not know he living in New Jerseys is.
This site needs much better click bait. This was out in 2012.
Riff bait, bitch.
I remember it last year
Oprah moved out a while back. Now shoud be overpaid pensioners.
My name is Jon Jonson
I'm from Visconsin
I work in a lumber mill dare
The people I meet
When I walk down the street
They ask me my name and I say:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoYsfbq3vMc
I must admit, this one is stupid.
which is why it's gettin the janus-grafitti-treatment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
Apples? Really. No one thinks of apples when it cubes to new york. Corruption, socialist-aided crime, fraud, dickhead citizens, dirty subways, raped by your choice by people of various shades, wall st theft. These are the things that come to mind. Not fucking apples.
Also, a bullet hole would better represent Chicago.
Youse guys need to visit Nu Yawk above Westchester County.
The insult "Appleknockers" would be clear to you then.
Alaska
roving herds of musk ox
that head butt any thing that moves..
I wannabe loved by you?
Not a single volcano, sleeping or otherwise, in Wyoming. Except for the big one a few miles underneath all of Yellowstone that is due to explode any century now (the last 3 were 2.1 million years ago, 1.3 million years ago, and 640,000 years ago).
And NY is "Apples"? Give me a break. New York is Bankster Heaven.
You've forgotten Devils Tower in Crook County. Whats left is the inner lava cone.
I did not forget Devil's Tower (note my picture). It is 50 million years old, and the current scientific consensus is that it was an underground magma chamber that flowed upward to form but did not breach the surface and thus was never a volcano.
no Florida is Disney World no "Cuba Libre"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnTO7rTf2cM
Simple really.. it's the "Land of Oz"
Simple really.. it's the "Land of Oz"
Simple really.. it's the "Land of Oz"
From a US pespüective perhaps.....
From a well travelled (in the US) Englishman's perspective
Cheers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIFQkbhTIGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0WB9wkNsms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNtnJrowvZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ek3eCbfqp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue2-ZVxpVjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zgh0y9vTgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJKRA1ZIeiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhMO9azmKNU