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All US markets are manipulated and controlled by the Fed. So do what Yellen wants and you will make money.
That strategy will work great until the big reset when the Fed loses control
"No Rate Normalization During My Lifetime" BernankeInvesting Simplify...
BTFD
but does Boris buy Dip in bulk or retail? Where is can buy dip? Where to store? Can is dip fit under mattress?
The only investment worth having is your investment in GOD!
God and Ammo
Where do I think that we are at?
It depends. What market are we writing about?
Or maybe the better question is, "Is there a market?"
Quoting a known liar as though 1. he has any say in the matter (he's someone else's employee who pays him to pretend like he isn't) and 2. as though he tells the Muppets the truth.
Charles Lindbergh, Sr. said that depressions are scientifically through a process akin to a mathematical equation... blow the debt bubble, bust the debt bubble, mop up the debtor assets for pennies on the dollar. He was right - and he likely lost his grandson because of it. Bad things happen to people who expose or fight the bank.
President Jackson said he was in a death battle with a bank that wanted him killed. They almost got their wishe except for misfired guns. President Garfiled called out banks for controlling money, controlling the volume of money and acting as absolute master of commerce. He was assassinated. Lincoln cut the banks out of the debt game during the Civil War and he got wacked. The War of 1812 occurred one year after the First Bank of the United States had its charter end and not renewed... from a nation controlled by the owners of that bank. McFadden called out the Federal Reserve and was poisoned to death. Kennedy fought the military complex and CIA banking subdivisions and he got whacked. His brother had one foot in the office and he got wacked. His sone was headed for political stardom and there was an "accident." No good Kennedy will ever become President because they can then look through the files the banks don't want them to see. Ted Kennedy was either wholesale evil or they had some seriously compromising videos of him doing who knows what to who know who.
Banks get destroyed in a hyperinflation while they own all the debt paper and control most of the cash.
They will exchange their debt paper and cash for hard goods BEFORE they hyperinflate. if you argue about how they will do that, then you won't be wasting everyone's time.
Wherever you go. There you are.
and when do I know I am here?
When you are not some other place, whereever and whenever that may be....unless you are traveling at Light Speed. Then you are definitely South of the South Pole.
You don't know until you really know.
+1 for the Buckaroo Banzai reference
Whereever you are, be there. =Ghandi
Not a buyer.
Looks like a "busted nuts" formation to me.
as there is no real price discovery the chart has no meaning other than this is the "used to be"
Funny shit. Reads like my roller coaster in the dot con days..
It's more like 19 followed by 14's statement repeated over and over again the last 4 years or so.
Where's BTFD?
When I read that title, I thought I'd open the article to see a picture of a slot machine.
5 = BTFD.
And I also miss the Silver Bears
Dump anything with a pe above 10 and even in a crash it won’t really get to bad.
And don’t buy any stock that doesn’t give you a dividend, at least 8 to 10%
And eps needs to be positive for at least 5 years as does the dvividend needs to be consistent for the same amount of time.
There’s still plenty of these kind of stocks, but because they’re so stable, their price doesn’t go up and down in heavy swings so most speculators don’t care about it.
It really is different this time.
"it was almost worth suffering the Great Depression to see how little are supposed Great Men really knew." Will Rodgers
The comments and predictions on this chart are modeled after the song that the Gold/Silver Hucksters/Gurus sing year after year after year after year, etc.
"All In Boys" - "GOTS" - "Confiscation !!".
Unfortunately it takes about 2 years of this pounding before you get to #12. Note to the wise - #13 to #19 never happens to the same group of suckers twice. The curve should restart at #1 after #12 where a new group of gulible idiots are recruited.
Don't forget: "The end is near" Buy - Buy - Buy >
And the next phase is: Oh Shit! There's snow on the mountain top!
Where the hell did you get my investment strategy from, Kenny Gee.
Anyway, it won't do you any good. You don't have the secret ingredient to make it work.
booking a slot after the crash on the "We told you so" billboard.