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Let Them Snort Coke... On The Subway

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Caught on tape: "Peak" Banker (again)

Because in a world without consequences and wristslaps for bankers, at best, this happens...

Source: The Sun

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "blow"-ing bubbles.

 

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Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:05 | 6222798 Ralph Spoilsport
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He doesn't really like coke, he just likes the way it smells.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:09 | 6222810 Looney
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Blow and no hookers? He, probably, identifies himself as Caitlyn. ;-)

Looney

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:15 | 6222839 Divine Wind
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I predict this man will be out of a job before COB tomorrow, if not already.

Snorting blow is not the problem. Screwing with the organization's brand is a different matter.

If he is any good, he will be picked up by someone else before his desk is even cleared out.

Such is our world.

 

 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:18 | 6222846 ParkAveFlasher
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The subway is good for reading short stories and looking down blouses.  End of story.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:23 | 6222870 kaiserhoff
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Like Bill Clinton,

  he didn't inhale;)

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:33 | 6222915 metastar
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Fact: There is coke in virtually all paper currency

Fact: Paper currency is distributed by bankers.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:45 | 6222968 Son of Loki
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Blimey!

 

He's a true Blue Blooded Wanker if I ever saw one.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:59 | 6223046 The Steaksmith
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Looks like he needs lessons from Ty Webb

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:15 | 6223104 tdag
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Hooker's holding the camera.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:30 | 6223168 FMR Bankster
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Reminds me of Paul Betteny in Margin call explaining how he spent $2.5 million. "Well I did spend $76,520 on hookers, dancers and alcohol. Well, mostly hookers. I was kind of shocked myself until I realized I could write most of it off as a business expense. No really."

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 17:06 | 6223280 Four chan
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why do they put it on that part of their hand to snort? 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 17:24 | 6223344 WOAR
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Because their palms are filthy from wanking.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:21 | 6223549 Four chan
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i'll buy that for a dollar.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:37 | 6223596 MANvsMACHINE
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I'll bet you he jumped the turnstile too.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:34 | 6223744 J S Bach
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I tried sniffing coke once, but I couldn't get the bottle up my nose.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 21:20 | 6224064 strannick
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The Bankers have a dilemma.

They want to abolish physical currency to better control and manipulate its flow.

At the same time, they need rolled up huns to snort their blow.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 02:00 | 6224611 cookie nookie
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Bankers rule the world.  Those boys get the best of everything.  Wish I had a business degree from Harvard.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:23 | 6223551 Newsboy
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E's jus takin' a bit of snuff, thas all.

(That's the "anatomic snuffbox" he is using. It makes a little pocket if you cock your thumb up. Ulnar styloid, extensor pollicis longus and extensor pollicis brevis are the sides of the pocket.)

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:29 | 6223572 bulldung
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Radial styloid

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 20:05 | 6223842 Newsboy
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Oops, my bad.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:39 | 6223205 TeethVillage88s
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Mr. Cocktoastin?

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:27 | 6223567 Dave Thomas
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An aqquantince of Mr. Poon no doubt.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:45 | 6222970 NoDebt
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I dunno.  He doesn't look important enough not to fire over this.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:05 | 6223070 Condition 1SQ
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I think this is just a joke video .. I don't think he's snorting anything.  I don't even think he's holding anything in his hand.  Great acting though.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:18 | 6223117 NoDebt
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Yeah, I think so, too.  For his next video maybe he could go to an airport and start talking about bringing a bomb on the plane.  That would be a riot.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 23:22 | 6224380 Mr. Frosty
Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:24 | 6222873 Tall Tom
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Screwing with the organization's brand is a different matter.

 

Cannot agree more. See below.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:26 | 6223566 THE 4th Quadrant
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Someone here said he was shooting speedballs on the east bound Hampton Jitney last Friday night. In the bathroom!

I hope the organization does not find out about that.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 17:00 | 6223262 Larry Dallas
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What brand or bank is this?

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:45 | 6223627 presterjohn1198
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On the contrary, he's probably going to get a promotion

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:45 | 6223628 presterjohn1198
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On the contrary, he's probably going to get a promotion

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 20:56 | 6223989 steelhead23
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"I predict this man will be out of a job before COB tomorrow, if not already."

Not a chance.  More likely he'll be asked to serve as the company mule.  You see, this whole cabal loves to partee.  They don't just launder money for the Dons, they engage every aspect of the "entertainment" business, from blow to blow jobs.  They rob our mothers and **** our sisters.  You should all treat them with the "respect" they deserve.  After all, they earned it.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:16 | 6222842 nuubee
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Blow and he's using the subway? This man isn't part of the 1%

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:18 | 6222849 Skateboarder
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He looks like a junior analyst.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:39 | 6222937 the phantom
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It's 11 pm, on his way for some "models and bottles, bro" for a few hours, then back to work at 6am.  Give the guy a break, it takes more than Red Bull to lead this life doing "God's work". 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:50 | 6222993 Black Forest
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He looks like a junior analyst

of Greek, Spanish, French etc. bond spreads.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:54 | 6223017 BorisTheBlade
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Fresh out of business school, not even through with CFA. If he knew any better, he would snort coke from the cleavage of his secretary while appearing respectful in public.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:29 | 6222897 Xibalba
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wasn't blow. 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:19 | 6223124 Sudden Debt
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Pffft... everybody knows you take a cab if you want to use coke.

I think he just has a sinus problem.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 21:44 | 6224150 Realname
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You certainly dont do bumps in a public restroom. Its difficult to do said activity when everything around you reeks of piss and Lindsey Graham...or, so Im told.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 17:44 | 6223433 Guitarbill
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He is moving up in the ranks, give him time!

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:36 | 6223198 TeethVillage88s
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Economists know that Prohibition never works.

Going Cashless is the Latest Attempt at Counter-Intelligence Operation of this Form.

Big Pharma doesn't want you to have Generic Drugs over the counter or for you to get real medicine from a drug store without paying at least $3 a pill/capsule.

Now we also have Prohibition to Collect Rain water in some Western States. But Criminals have organized and are stealing water any way.

US Crony Capitalism = Big Psy-Ops each week.

Psy-Op Season = Each Presidential Campaign Cycle or General Election.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:09 | 6222814 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

He doesn't really like coke, he just likes the way it smells.

...and it is against the law to light up an incense stencher on the subway. He is just being a good US citizen.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:38 | 6222861 Tall Tom
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He sounded like a Limey.

 

Furthermore the lady on the Loudspeaker also had a Limey accent. This happened in London.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:48 | 6222983 Agent P
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mind the gap

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:02 | 6223060 PacOps
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Yes, Elephant & Castle is an Underground (subway stop) in London.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_%26_Castle_tube_station

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:58 | 6223254 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The US, England, Germany, France, Canada, Belgium, Japan, Netherlands, Taiwan, etc are all US citizen nations.

Useless to distinguish between US citizen nations.

If a guy snores coke, US citizen nations are the places to be. That is where consumption is done.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:37 | 6223599 SixIsNinE
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i haven't seen the wanna-be useless idiot BagHead clone 4thStooging clown for a while (though I haven't been as up on the comment section as usual)... I would hope the veteran ZERO community would've shown that ASS the door immediately - but good on you for standing up for US citizenism in true form ... miss our lil China Troll .... LoLlllerz!   I've always said, the Real TheFourthStooge-ing for next Supreme Court Justice !!!  Bring US Justice!~

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:58 | 6223661 Realname
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I think theres another using a very similar name (with no avatar) who is quite the ass. Move along, this is not the ass you're looking for...

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:34 | 6223740 swmnguy
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Yes, indeed, this is the real one.  The one very much worth paying attention to.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:34 | 6223742 swmnguy
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Yes, indeed, this is the real one.  The one very much worth paying attention to.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 20:16 | 6223872 SixIsNinE
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 - Bagheads have No Avatar - True Stooges have their passport photo clearly displayed

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:17 | 6223703 Keyboard Kommando
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So he was riding on the wrong side of the train car?!?

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:10 | 6222821 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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"I like accumulating wealth more than I like humans."

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:41 | 6223611 Dave Thomas
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Think about that, if you're surrounded by people like that guy.

 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:33 | 6223738 Itch
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And? 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:28 | 6222893 Vullsain
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He doen't actually "inhale" I mean snort. He just poses to fit in, peer pressure and everything.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:45 | 6222966 Thirtyseven
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"I experimented with (coke) a time or two, and I didn't like it and, did not inhale."

-The First, First Man, 2016

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:06 | 6222801 cordial savage
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Stevia.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:11 | 6222825 Tall Tom
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SORCERY...

 

It does not matter if it was Cocaine, Stevia, or Crystal Meth.

 

It is still sorcery...drug use...and promotes a really wholesome image for his employer.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:53 | 6223013 shovelhead
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BURN THE WITCH!

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:04 | 6223067 Tall Tom
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The Stake be fer that sorcerer.

 

Burn him at the stake I tell ye.

 

Cast the demon out of 'im. Cast that demon out.

 

To Hell. To bloody Hell by God Almighty.

 

(And I was just thinking about dropping a dime to Scotland Yard...Sheesh...)

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:27 | 6223562 booboo
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Well the Word "witchcraft" was translated from the Greek word "pharmakeia

Just saying

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:02 | 6223665 Realname
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Something such as... http://biblehub.com/greek/5333.htm

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 23:45 | 6224426 Tall Tom
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Yes. Most certainly was from pharmakos.....which means DRUGS,

 

(And then these kids will tell me that the Bible does not address the issue of Drugs? Hogwash,,,,Utter hogwash.)

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:41 | 6223614 SixIsNinE
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stevia - old African birthcontrol remedy .... check it out, our old Science Czar John P Holdren "EcoScience" some 40 years ago... mentions a favorable mention of the plant "Stevia".... used in Africa to prevent pregnancy, could be useful for population reduction...reference Melissa Melton's recent piece on TruthStreamMedia.com

 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:07 | 6222808 p00k1e
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White Terrorism?

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:08 | 6222809 i_call_you_my_base
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Bankers should have to take drug tests to receive bailouts and fed largesse.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:39 | 6222935 WTFUD
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NO BAILOUTS REGARDLESS

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 22:35 | 6224254 besnook
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they should have to take drug tests to make sure they are maintaining the "blow window" for optimally profitable trading.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:08 | 6222812 Commodore64
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Is this a coca-cola ad?

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:08 | 6222813 Tall Tom
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Fired if his boss watches it.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:10 | 6222818 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

Fired if his boss watches it.

Only if he didn't share it when he got to the office.

"Don't bogart that blow, bro!"

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:14 | 6222831 Utah_Get_Me_2
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I find it extremely hard to believe that his boss gives a shit. Especially if he works for HSBC..

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:19 | 6222852 corporatewhore
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if he's in the elite sales club he will never get the boot.   maybe outpatient rehab for a slap on the wrist.  which is, essentially, bullshit rehab.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:27 | 6222881 Tall Tom
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Low level grunt on the Subway...

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:26 | 6223154 RogerMud
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or an expenses paid Holiday at a clinic

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:15 | 6222838 Tall Tom
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No.

 

Even his boss will throw that idiot "under the bus', or "under the subway" may be more appropriate. to maintain the corporate image...regardless if the boss uses or not.

 

I see your point but disagree. It is about perception after all. Who gives a damn about reality? Certainly not that guy.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:49 | 6222987 Bob
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If he had any client contact and they don't can him at the first (public) sign that he has a problem (drug) that would reasonably be expected to impair his judgment, lawsuits for losses and negligence would be a real bitch.  He'll have to go. 

They'll make it up to him with better blow and some hookers at the farewell party, then a limo home. 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:43 | 6222957 J Jason Djfmam
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He probably IS the boss.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:08 | 6223074 Tall Tom
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His firm will be bankrupt soon if he is...

 

DOUBTFUL he is the boss of anything, not even himself, as he has no self control.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:46 | 6223220 TeethVillage88s
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Could be the Mail Room Bloke.

He ran across town for blow for his boss.

If he couriers blow for the bossman, then he will definitely launder drug money next year.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:13 | 6222830 Rainman
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that's his boss workin the camera

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:09 | 6222816 Mike Masr
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He is not really inhaling. What a fucking jerk!

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:10 | 6222819 agstacks
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dude shuts off the camera the minute he is offered some, lol. 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:19 | 6222851 Tall Tom
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I'd rather be an idiot and incriminate myself...yeah...right.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:12 | 6222827 Utah_Get_Me_2
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This surprises exactly no one.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:14 | 6222832 large_wooden_badger
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That's not coke, that's WIFI

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:19 | 6222834 Bill of Rights
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Martha Stewart Living acquired for $353 million

 

http://mtstandard.com/business/martha-stewart-living-acquired-for-millio...

You think back to the day when  Stewart was jailed for insider trading, and you see what takes place daily in these markets and you realize Stewart was a pimple on the ass of a Blue Whale.

 

 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:33 | 6222912 WillyGroper
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Even more ironic, NaziPahlozi says it's not illegal to lie.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:59 | 6223042 Save_America1st
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ZeroHedge has already been tracking Martha's recent stock selling spree...

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-19/martha-stewart-it-again-suddenl...

 

A review of Martha Stewart's trading history shows that she has been steadily selling stock in the company over the past year. Every month, she sells 83,333 shares.

 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:15 | 6222835 City_Of_Champyinz
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sheesh must be some dank Yao....

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:17 | 6222843 Dr. Engali
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Riding public transportation snorting his brains out pretending to be somebody. Stupid fucker will be found face down dead in the streets before long. 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:09 | 6223080 Oddlemeyer_AU
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Ideally.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:42 | 6223209 TeethVillage88s
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'E thinks 'es one of the White Shoe Boys!

'E ain't nothin'.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:27 | 6222863 rbianco3
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Not only does he have zero respect for the law, he wastes it.

He probably doesn't even have the skill to use a key.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:40 | 6222867 Cheater5
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Elephant and Castle?  Pfft .. the dude is low rent south London (kind of like Brooklyn).  Call me when the tube announces South Ken....

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:41 | 6222953 Tall Tom
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Yeah...I agree...London.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:26 | 6222879 westcott1
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Maybe he will be doing a sky dive off of a building soon

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:26 | 6222880 westcott1
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Maybe he will be doing a sky dive off of a building soon

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:29 | 6222898 jmcadg
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Elephant & Castle? This guy is (was) cannon fodder.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:30 | 6222901 SmilinJoeFizzion
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on the train snorting blow- nice, until you have to take the worlds largest coke dump and thier isnt a toilet in site- Douchebag!

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:37 | 6222920 rickybobby1hundo
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Guarantee someone saw that douche bag coming from a mile away and sold him a gram of drywall and baby laxitive for $500.......or at least I hope that's what happened. 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:15 | 6223103 Utah_Get_Me_2
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inositol man.. inositol works great for stepping on coke or pulverized drywall

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:41 | 6222948 One And Only
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Looks like someone is gunning for a prommmoooootttiiiiooon.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:48 | 6222951 PTR
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Hey- at least the guy is honest about using it.  I give him points for not giving two snorts for convention.

 

His douchebaggery makes it reeeeeeaaaaaallllly hard, though.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:44 | 6222961 The Delicate Genius
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I saw a guy take a shit on the train once.

I'd prefer coke guy.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:54 | 6223242 Panic Mode
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He probably snorked some coke up his butthole ending up that.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:14 | 6223688 Salsipuedes
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I see how you got your name.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:44 | 6222964 kchrisc
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Want to see a bit of Zion?

Go get an hourly job, or at least try. Wherever you go there will be one common denominator: the ever present ""drug test."

However, banksters and streeters are celebrated for their drug use.

Not that I give a shit over anyone's drug use, but I don't care for injustice and plunder.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

 

Zionist Creed: "Do as I say, not as I am."

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:08 | 6223075 Cheater5
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Almost bankers are subject to random drug testing.  It very rarely happens though (especially if you are the CEO - um how do I put this nicely - FUCK YOU JIMMY CAYNE!!!).

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:27 | 6223108 Tall Tom
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If someone is working for me where my well being is concerned then I care about their impairment.

 

They can do whatever the hell that they want. But when their impairment may have an adverse impact upon others, especially me or my wealth, then it is something that needs be taken care of.

 

Do what you want. I do not wish to pay for it in any way, manner, shape, or form.

 

Do not drive your car and plow into mine because you have been drinking...or using.

 

Do not fly me around after you have been drinking or on drugs.

 

That is just common sense shit.

 

If you are gonna use blow then do it at home and not on a Subway where everyone and their dogs can see it. That is BLOWING IT and entirely uncool. Do not advertise it.

 

Common fucking sense. Be cool about it.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:04 | 6223501 Lumberjack
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Like the Unions do? Keep the druggies on the books and working (when they are not in treatment), and keep testing (randomly) the old fella's who stay away from that shit but not working and paying dues.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:50 | 6222994 I Drink Your Mi...
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After honkin' all that mannite, that joker will be shitting up a storm at the next stop.

We'll see who's laughing then.

BTW, can you even get decent blow in the UK?

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:52 | 6223008 Bighorn_100b
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Obviously he is riding the subway. Big brother is watching always numb nuts. Just a matter of time before he gets arrested/fired. Maybe just like the movie Wallstreet he gets both at the same time. Wonder if he will cry when taken away in handcuffs?

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:54 | 6223021 nakki
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Fucking amateur, wanker!! Any self respecting coke head has a bullet or at least a spoon. He'll never get to the top like that.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:33 | 6223175 I Drink Your Mi...
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I was thinking the very same thing.

Looks like he was doing a poor impression of Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 15:57 | 6223035 Latitude25
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OT:  Much more interesting than this bullshit is how AU was hammered down today whereas AG has actually risen.  There must be some extreme pressure to deliver on contracts for physical and not paper right now.  You can't build solar panels in Asia without the real thing.  Reality's a bitch.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:02 | 6223058 buzzsaw99
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wow that thing is really well lit (and so is he)

probably jamie dimon's kid brother

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:14 | 6223101 Maryjane
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It's funny how people concern themself with stuff that never affects their life.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:17 | 6223107 Lumberjack
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I saw this movie a few years ago and toward the end, some druggies ended up snorting PU...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFgJS4uVKQA

 

The movie is worth watching but go to 1:23:00

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:31 | 6223174 Maryjane
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Jack Lumbert saw this movie a few years ago but remembers exactely when someone was snorting PU. (Precisely @ 1:23:00) What a remarkable memory this guy has. I'm impressed.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:48 | 6223224 Lumberjack
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It is more at 1 Hour 26 minutes but thought the first couple of minutes set the stage. I remembered it was at the end and allowed for a few minutes to enlighten you, Jane Mary. Let's go back a bit further (in reality) and discuss a US born and raised citizen from Pennsylvania who now is the leader of another country. There was a facilty in PA (Nuclear Metals), that produced certain materials that ended up in that country.

 

Now it's double jeopardy time. You must answer in the form of a question: Who was that leader and what country is it?

You have 60 seconds...

 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:52 | 6223235 Lumberjack
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BUZZER Sounds:

The correct answer Jane Mary Is Netanyahu and Israel.

 

http://mondoweiss.net/2012/05/secrecy-pact-over-israels-nukes-reached-by...

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:17 | 6223115 J Mahoney
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Use one out of the Clinton Playbook--What's It Matter? or "I didn't inhale"

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:31 | 6223173 Mike Masr
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Is this Hunter Biden on his way to catch a plane to Kiev?   

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:33 | 6223183 RaceToTheBottom
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Queue the wankers buddies....

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:43 | 6223212 A is A
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Hey, at least he didn't let his kids walk to the park by themselves. Damn "free-range parenting"....

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 16:58 | 6223252 Panic Mode
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When this video went viral, I am sure his boss had to sack his to protect the banker already tainted image. This idiot will end up shit job because he has worthless skill and banned from financial industry. Whatever and however he ends up, I am confident that I am million happier than this twat.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 17:11 | 6223294 Trucker Glock
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Maybe it was his father's ashes, not coke.  Keith Richards did a line of his dad before spreading the remaining ashes under an oak tree.  True story, he admitted it.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 17:41 | 6223421 hannah
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funny this has nothing to do with the article but......every time there is a stupid video the person is an 'american' regardless of the obviousl accent. there will be a dozen 'stupid american' comments.

there is something wrong about this video. the police havent stated they are looking to charge this guy...which they always do in these subway videos. me believe this be fake....

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 17:45 | 6223439 q99x2
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I think he should jump.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:13 | 6223522 Sorry_about_Dresden
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I am so glad I don't use illicit drugs anymore. I have w psychiatrist, who gives me amphetamine, now.

Pharma beats the Columbian garbage always. It's much cheaper. I pay $10 for a month supply.

 

 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:17 | 6223536 asfffasfff
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at least he "seems" to be happy now

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:26 | 6223563 Government need...
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Coke and traders go together like peas and carrots.  The subway is NOT the place to 'go skiing'.  This kid is JV. 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:43 | 6223619 Pet Rock
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Hey, take it easy on him.  He offered to share at the end of the clip....

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:46 | 6223631 Dan The Man
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Betcha CocaCola and Subway make statements

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 18:52 | 6223651 Smuckers
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Ladies and gentlemen, presenting our next Toronto mayor.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:08 | 6223677 Keyboard Kommando
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Or at least the next mayor of DC!

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:07 | 6223673 Salsipuedes
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"Let them snort yellow cake!"

       - Emperor Norton

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:11 | 6223683 yellowsub
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That's the new crop of Goldman interns...

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:25 | 6223718 Atomizer
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Power banking prole expanding his good knowledge on flakka drug IPO. 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:33 | 6223737 Manipuflation
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Did I catch a Knights Who Say "Nee" in there towards the end?

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:50 | 6223797 Itch
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Very naive, like most young bankers, they don't understand the animosity towards them that exists out there. The little snake filming it was probably rubbing his hands together and thinking about how much he could sell the vid for. Most "posh" British people are like that, they just don't understand that their actions have affected society severely and assume that everything is jolly...and that's probably why he is employed, ignorance goes a long way.

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 19:58 | 6223816 palmereldritch
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Only 62,000 views.  It'll blow over

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 20:43 | 6223962 dreadnaught
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...a nice cold Coke™ must have REALLY tasted good 90 years ago

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 20:46 | 6223968 Atomizer
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Samantha XXXX. Quoted 5 month's ago.  HSBC was caught red handed laundering drug money for Mexican Cartels and not one conviction LMAO and these people sit here talking about losing the war on drugs and criminalising individuals who use drugs whether their use is recreational or more than that. What a joke! The whole drug debate is a farce. Drugs are far too  This came from a Britain TV forum debate. I happen to be in the circle of not legalizing drugs for government taxation purposes.  The United States of America is broke. Taking drugs is all about ObamaCare. Taking guns away is the hidden agenda. 
Mon, 06/22/2015 - 20:50 | 6223970 Atomizer
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