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Let Them Snort Coke... On The Subway
Caught on tape: "Peak" Banker (again)
Because in a world without consequences and wristslaps for bankers, at best, this happens...
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "blow"-ing bubbles.
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He doesn't really like coke, he just likes the way it smells.
Blow and no hookers? He, probably, identifies himself as Caitlyn. ;-)
Looney
I predict this man will be out of a job before COB tomorrow, if not already.
Snorting blow is not the problem. Screwing with the organization's brand is a different matter.
If he is any good, he will be picked up by someone else before his desk is even cleared out.
Such is our world.
The subway is good for reading short stories and looking down blouses. End of story.
Like Bill Clinton,
he didn't inhale;)
Fact: There is coke in virtually all paper currency
Fact: Paper currency is distributed by bankers.
Blimey!
He's a true Blue Blooded Wanker if I ever saw one.
Looks like he needs lessons from Ty Webb
Hooker's holding the camera.
Reminds me of Paul Betteny in Margin call explaining how he spent $2.5 million. "Well I did spend $76,520 on hookers, dancers and alcohol. Well, mostly hookers. I was kind of shocked myself until I realized I could write most of it off as a business expense. No really."
why do they put it on that part of their hand to snort?
Because their palms are filthy from wanking.
i'll buy that for a dollar.
I'll bet you he jumped the turnstile too.
I tried sniffing coke once, but I couldn't get the bottle up my nose.
The Bankers have a dilemma.
They want to abolish physical currency to better control and manipulate its flow.
At the same time, they need rolled up huns to snort their blow.
Bankers rule the world. Those boys get the best of everything. Wish I had a business degree from Harvard.
E's jus takin' a bit of snuff, thas all.
(That's the "anatomic snuffbox" he is using. It makes a little pocket if you cock your thumb up. Ulnar styloid, extensor pollicis longus and extensor pollicis brevis are the sides of the pocket.)
Radial styloid
Oops, my bad.
Mr. Cocktoastin?
An aqquantince of Mr. Poon no doubt.
I dunno. He doesn't look important enough not to fire over this.
I think this is just a joke video .. I don't think he's snorting anything. I don't even think he's holding anything in his hand. Great acting though.
Yeah, I think so, too. For his next video maybe he could go to an airport and start talking about bringing a bomb on the plane. That would be a riot.
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LeW8NekA-Y
Screwing with the organization's brand is a different matter.
Cannot agree more. See below.
Someone here said he was shooting speedballs on the east bound Hampton Jitney last Friday night. In the bathroom!
I hope the organization does not find out about that.
What brand or bank is this?
On the contrary, he's probably going to get a promotion.
On the contrary, he's probably going to get a promotion.
"I predict this man will be out of a job before COB tomorrow, if not already."
Not a chance. More likely he'll be asked to serve as the company mule. You see, this whole cabal loves to partee. They don't just launder money for the Dons, they engage every aspect of the "entertainment" business, from blow to blow jobs. They rob our mothers and **** our sisters. You should all treat them with the "respect" they deserve. After all, they earned it.
Blow and he's using the subway? This man isn't part of the 1%
He looks like a junior analyst.
It's 11 pm, on his way for some "models and bottles, bro" for a few hours, then back to work at 6am. Give the guy a break, it takes more than Red Bull to lead this life doing "God's work".
He looks like a junior analyst
of Greek, Spanish, French etc. bond spreads.
Fresh out of business school, not even through with CFA. If he knew any better, he would snort coke from the cleavage of his secretary while appearing respectful in public.
wasn't blow.
Pffft... everybody knows you take a cab if you want to use coke.
I think he just has a sinus problem.
You certainly dont do bumps in a public restroom. Its difficult to do said activity when everything around you reeks of piss and Lindsey Graham...or, so Im told.
He is moving up in the ranks, give him time!
Economists know that Prohibition never works.
Going Cashless is the Latest Attempt at Counter-Intelligence Operation of this Form.
Big Pharma doesn't want you to have Generic Drugs over the counter or for you to get real medicine from a drug store without paying at least $3 a pill/capsule.
Now we also have Prohibition to Collect Rain water in some Western States. But Criminals have organized and are stealing water any way.
US Crony Capitalism = Big Psy-Ops each week.
Psy-Op Season = Each Presidential Campaign Cycle or General Election.
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...and it is against the law to light up an incense stencher on the subway. He is just being a good US citizen.
He sounded like a Limey.
Furthermore the lady on the Loudspeaker also had a Limey accent. This happened in London.
mind the gap
Yes, Elephant & Castle is an Underground (subway stop) in London.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_%26_Castle_tube_station
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf4EFDGP4yg
The US, England, Germany, France, Canada, Belgium, Japan, Netherlands, Taiwan, etc are all US citizen nations.
Useless to distinguish between US citizen nations.
If a guy snores coke, US citizen nations are the places to be. That is where consumption is done.
i haven't seen the wanna-be useless idiot BagHead clone 4thStooging clown for a while (though I haven't been as up on the comment section as usual)... I would hope the veteran ZERO community would've shown that ASS the door immediately - but good on you for standing up for US citizenism in true form ... miss our lil China Troll .... LoLlllerz! I've always said, the Real TheFourthStooge-ing for next Supreme Court Justice !!! Bring US Justice!~
I think theres another using a very similar name (with no avatar) who is quite the ass. Move along, this is not the ass you're looking for...
Yes, indeed, this is the real one. The one very much worth paying attention to.
Yes, indeed, this is the real one. The one very much worth paying attention to.
- Bagheads have No Avatar - True Stooges have their passport photo clearly displayed
So he was riding on the wrong side of the train car?!?
"I like accumulating wealth more than I like humans."
Think about that, if you're surrounded by people like that guy.
And?
He doen't actually "inhale" I mean snort. He just poses to fit in, peer pressure and everything.
"I experimented with (coke) a time or two, and I didn't like it and, did not inhale."
-The First, First Man, 2016
Stevia.
SORCERY...
It does not matter if it was Cocaine, Stevia, or Crystal Meth.
It is still sorcery...drug use...and promotes a really wholesome image for his employer.
BURN THE WITCH!
The Stake be fer that sorcerer.
Burn him at the stake I tell ye.
Cast the demon out of 'im. Cast that demon out.
To Hell. To bloody Hell by God Almighty.
(And I was just thinking about dropping a dime to Scotland Yard...Sheesh...)
Well the Word "witchcraft" was translated from the Greek word "pharmakeia
Just saying
Something such as... http://biblehub.com/greek/5333.htm
Yes. Most certainly was from pharmakos.....which means DRUGS,
(And then these kids will tell me that the Bible does not address the issue of Drugs? Hogwash,,,,Utter hogwash.)
stevia - old African birthcontrol remedy .... check it out, our old Science Czar John P Holdren "EcoScience" some 40 years ago... mentions a favorable mention of the plant "Stevia".... used in Africa to prevent pregnancy, could be useful for population reduction...reference Melissa Melton's recent piece on TruthStreamMedia.com
White Terrorism?
Bankers should have to take drug tests to receive bailouts and fed largesse.
NO BAILOUTS REGARDLESS
they should have to take drug tests to make sure they are maintaining the "blow window" for optimally profitable trading.
Is this a coca-cola ad?
Fired if his boss watches it.
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Only if he didn't share it when he got to the office.
"Don't bogart that blow, bro!"
I find it extremely hard to believe that his boss gives a shit. Especially if he works for HSBC..
if he's in the elite sales club he will never get the boot. maybe outpatient rehab for a slap on the wrist. which is, essentially, bullshit rehab.
Low level grunt on the Subway...
or an expenses paid Holiday at a clinic
No.
Even his boss will throw that idiot "under the bus', or "under the subway" may be more appropriate. to maintain the corporate image...regardless if the boss uses or not.
I see your point but disagree. It is about perception after all. Who gives a damn about reality? Certainly not that guy.
If he had any client contact and they don't can him at the first (public) sign that he has a problem (drug) that would reasonably be expected to impair his judgment, lawsuits for losses and negligence would be a real bitch. He'll have to go.
They'll make it up to him with better blow and some hookers at the farewell party, then a limo home.
He probably IS the boss.
His firm will be bankrupt soon if he is...
DOUBTFUL he is the boss of anything, not even himself, as he has no self control.
Could be the Mail Room Bloke.
He ran across town for blow for his boss.
If he couriers blow for the bossman, then he will definitely launder drug money next year.
that's his boss workin the camera
He is not really inhaling. What a fucking jerk!
dude shuts off the camera the minute he is offered some, lol.
I'd rather be an idiot and incriminate myself...yeah...right.
This surprises exactly no one.
That's not coke, that's WIFI
http://mtstandard.com/business/martha-stewart-living-acquired-for-millio...
You think back to the day when Stewart was jailed for insider trading, and you see what takes place daily in these markets and you realize Stewart was a pimple on the ass of a Blue Whale.
Even more ironic, NaziPahlozi says it's not illegal to lie.
ZeroHedge has already been tracking Martha's recent stock selling spree...
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-19/martha-stewart-it-again-suddenl...
A review of Martha Stewart's trading history shows that she has been steadily selling stock in the company over the past year. Every month, she sells 83,333 shares.
sheesh must be some dank Yao....
Riding public transportation snorting his brains out pretending to be somebody. Stupid fucker will be found face down dead in the streets before long.
Ideally.
'E thinks 'es one of the White Shoe Boys!
'E ain't nothin'.
Not only does he have zero respect for the law, he wastes it.
He probably doesn't even have the skill to use a key.
Elephant and Castle? Pfft .. the dude is low rent south London (kind of like Brooklyn). Call me when the tube announces South Ken....
Yeah...I agree...London.
Maybe he will be doing a sky dive off of a building soon
Maybe he will be doing a sky dive off of a building soon
Elephant & Castle? This guy is (was) cannon fodder.
on the train snorting blow- nice, until you have to take the worlds largest coke dump and thier isnt a toilet in site- Douchebag!
Guarantee someone saw that douche bag coming from a mile away and sold him a gram of drywall and baby laxitive for $500.......or at least I hope that's what happened.
inositol man.. inositol works great for stepping on coke or pulverized drywall
Looks like someone is gunning for a prommmoooootttiiiiooon.
Hey- at least the guy is honest about using it. I give him points for not giving two snorts for convention.
His douchebaggery makes it reeeeeeaaaaaallllly hard, though.
I saw a guy take a shit on the train once.
I'd prefer coke guy.
He probably snorked some coke up his butthole ending up that.
I see how you got your name.
Want to see a bit of Zion?
Go get an hourly job, or at least try. Wherever you go there will be one common denominator: the ever present ""drug test."
However, banksters and streeters are celebrated for their drug use.
Not that I give a shit over anyone's drug use, but I don't care for injustice and plunder.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..
Zionist Creed: "Do as I say, not as I am."
Almost bankers are subject to random drug testing. It very rarely happens though (especially if you are the CEO - um how do I put this nicely - FUCK YOU JIMMY CAYNE!!!).
If someone is working for me where my well being is concerned then I care about their impairment.
They can do whatever the hell that they want. But when their impairment may have an adverse impact upon others, especially me or my wealth, then it is something that needs be taken care of.
Do what you want. I do not wish to pay for it in any way, manner, shape, or form.
Do not drive your car and plow into mine because you have been drinking...or using.
Do not fly me around after you have been drinking or on drugs.
That is just common sense shit.
If you are gonna use blow then do it at home and not on a Subway where everyone and their dogs can see it. That is BLOWING IT and entirely uncool. Do not advertise it.
Common fucking sense. Be cool about it.
Like the Unions do? Keep the druggies on the books and working (when they are not in treatment), and keep testing (randomly) the old fella's who stay away from that shit but not working and paying dues.
After honkin' all that mannite, that joker will be shitting up a storm at the next stop.
We'll see who's laughing then.
BTW, can you even get decent blow in the UK?
Obviously he is riding the subway. Big brother is watching always numb nuts. Just a matter of time before he gets arrested/fired. Maybe just like the movie Wallstreet he gets both at the same time. Wonder if he will cry when taken away in handcuffs?
Fucking amateur, wanker!! Any self respecting coke head has a bullet or at least a spoon. He'll never get to the top like that.
I was thinking the very same thing.
Looks like he was doing a poor impression of Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
OT: Much more interesting than this bullshit is how AU was hammered down today whereas AG has actually risen. There must be some extreme pressure to deliver on contracts for physical and not paper right now. You can't build solar panels in Asia without the real thing. Reality's a bitch.
wow that thing is really well lit (and so is he)
probably jamie dimon's kid brother
It's funny how people concern themself with stuff that never affects their life.
I saw this movie a few years ago and toward the end, some druggies ended up snorting PU...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFgJS4uVKQA
The movie is worth watching but go to 1:23:00
Jack Lumbert saw this movie a few years ago but remembers exactely when someone was snorting PU. (Precisely @ 1:23:00) What a remarkable memory this guy has. I'm impressed.
It is more at 1 Hour 26 minutes but thought the first couple of minutes set the stage. I remembered it was at the end and allowed for a few minutes to enlighten you, Jane Mary. Let's go back a bit further (in reality) and discuss a US born and raised citizen from Pennsylvania who now is the leader of another country. There was a facilty in PA (Nuclear Metals), that produced certain materials that ended up in that country.
Now it's double jeopardy time. You must answer in the form of a question: Who was that leader and what country is it?
You have 60 seconds...
BUZZER Sounds:
The correct answer Jane Mary Is Netanyahu and Israel.
http://mondoweiss.net/2012/05/secrecy-pact-over-israels-nukes-reached-by...
Use one out of the Clinton Playbook--What's It Matter? or "I didn't inhale"
Is this Hunter Biden on his way to catch a plane to Kiev?
Queue the wankers buddies....
Hey, at least he didn't let his kids walk to the park by themselves. Damn "free-range parenting"....
When this video went viral, I am sure his boss had to sack his to protect the banker already tainted image. This idiot will end up shit job because he has worthless skill and banned from financial industry. Whatever and however he ends up, I am confident that I am million happier than this twat.
Maybe it was his father's ashes, not coke. Keith Richards did a line of his dad before spreading the remaining ashes under an oak tree. True story, he admitted it.
funny this has nothing to do with the article but......every time there is a stupid video the person is an 'american' regardless of the obviousl accent. there will be a dozen 'stupid american' comments.
there is something wrong about this video. the police havent stated they are looking to charge this guy...which they always do in these subway videos. me believe this be fake....
I think he should jump.
Corruption at its besthttp://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-22/let-them-snort-coke-subway
I am so glad I don't use illicit drugs anymore. I have w psychiatrist, who gives me amphetamine, now.
Pharma beats the Columbian garbage always. It's much cheaper. I pay $10 for a month supply.
at least he "seems" to be happy now
Coke and traders go together like peas and carrots. The subway is NOT the place to 'go skiing'. This kid is JV.
Hey, take it easy on him. He offered to share at the end of the clip....
Betcha CocaCola and Subway make statements
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting our next Toronto mayor.
Or at least the next mayor of DC!
"Let them snort yellow cake!"
- Emperor Norton
That's the new crop of Goldman interns...
Power banking prole expanding his good knowledge on flakka drug IPO.
Did I catch a Knights Who Say "Nee" in there towards the end?
Very naive, like most young bankers, they don't understand the animosity towards them that exists out there. The little snake filming it was probably rubbing his hands together and thinking about how much he could sell the vid for. Most "posh" British people are like that, they just don't understand that their actions have affected society severely and assume that everything is jolly...and that's probably why he is employed, ignorance goes a long way.
Only 62,000 views. It'll blow over
...a nice cold Coke™ must have REALLY tasted good 90 years ago