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"The End Of The Road" - Debt-Funded Buyback Boosts Are Finite

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Submitted by Lance Roberts via STA Wealth Management,

 

 

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Tue, 06/23/2015 - 11:16 | 6225517 Bighorn_100b
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Prices go up.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 11:26 | 6225533 NoDebt
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I give you two thumbs up for your cynicism.  

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 11:16 | 6225520 JustObserving
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with the Fed determined to begin hiking interest rates

the Brooklyn Bridge is yours for $10

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 11:23 | 6225544 XAU XAG
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@Justobserving

 

I would accept 1oz of silver for selling Brooklyn Bridge........................$10............no

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 11:19 | 6225531 LawsofPhysics
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Bullshit, so long as people still accept that paper/digits it isn't over...

tick tock..

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 11:21 | 6225536 KnuckleDragger-X
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Those pesky debts from all those buybacks will magically be paid using the new Ponzi accounting methods. It can't go on but it cannot stop.....

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 11:21 | 6225537 Bearwagon
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End of the road? Does that mean some sort of helium-filled air-bag will pop up and encase us, so we might just remove ourselves quietly from the scene of accident without any further notice of the mess we created? Right? ;)

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 11:26 | 6225554 Consuelo
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It gets so F'ing old seeing these guys wank back & forth about what may happen or what may not...   Does this sort of mental chart-masturbation keep their client base titilated until the next 'episode'...?

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 11:29 | 6225560 q99x2
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Right...and Greece is going to default. Give me a break.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 11:29 | 6225562 DontFollowMyAdv...
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The END should have been in 2007 when the TBTF should have been allowed to die.  I am now convinced that as long as there are still Demicans & Republicrats being puppetted by the Oligarchs that all we're going to see is this never-ending fiat printing and can-kicking with no repayment of capital EVER.

 

suggest everyone go long in nails, guns, brewers yeast, distilling equipment and ammo

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 11:56 | 6225689 BoPeople
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They are finite as government debt. It all depends on who is making the rules and their ultimate intentions.

Clearly buybacks are supported and most likely instigated by the international investment banks.

Cede and company owns ALL electronic equity shares. People who think of themselves as investors are merely beneficiaries of those shares (unless they own a hard copy certificate). Cede is owned by the Fed (or a close approximation)

One has to ask: "where is this headed?". Is it headed to a point where the banks and their cronies will be beneficiaries of such a large percentage (at whatever price, it won't matter at that point) that they can force private ownership of all companies (by them). They can force the surrender of all other beneficiary shares if they like. They will be the owners of the world ... or maybe they think they already are and just want to make it officially proclaimed.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 12:02 | 6225721 Phillyguy
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Stock buy backs are enabled by ultra cheap money supplied by the FED (ie, US taxpayers). When TPP passes, more US workers can be laid off and the stock market can shoot up some more.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 12:07 | 6225745 jmcwala
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Sick and tired of ZH headlines such as this- Buybacks are finite- then no details or new insights on this concept, other than a restatement at the end that they are finite.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 12:28 | 6225841 BoPeople
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They are fishing ... as with most ZH articles these days. They are fishing for people and insight.

An issue with power is the one thing they value most and are least likely to recognize (take the word as you like it) is "insight".

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 13:43 | 6226123 asteroids
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Stock buybacks are a form of monetization by the CEO class. They convert their version of fiat currency (ie their stock) to another fiat currency ( the dollaro). The FED is cool with this you haven't heard a peep out of the CEO class because the FED has suspended normal accounting rules and is paying them to keep their mouths rich and shut.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 13:34 | 6226089 BlueHen1990
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As long as the after-tax cost of debt continues to remain lower than these companies' earnings yields, they will continue to fund the buybacks this way. Rising interest rates would help choke this off for sure.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 13:38 | 6226105 Sudden Debt
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HAHAHAHA, OH THERE’S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT WAY NOW!!!

 

Executives get their bonusses by quarter.

So, they pimp the number and kick the can on costs. And in 1 of the 4 quarters, the unleash all the costs and numbers are terrible, but 3 quarters a really good.

So 3 out of 4 bonusses and people just think they’ve have a bad quarter. Probably during snowing season or in the summer when it’s warmer.

Like the french say: Les excuses sont pour s’enservir.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 13:49 | 6226146 arrowrod
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If a company I own stock in, buys back all of the shares, It appears that I have made a profit.

I don't see a problem.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 21:15 | 6227976 RMolineaux
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If the company goes bankrupt from the issuance of debt to purchase its own shares at exaggerated prices, then both you and the company's employees have a problem.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 21:11 | 6227966 RMolineaux
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The process of incorporation is a mechanism, established in law, that enables entrepreneurs to escape personal liability in the event of bankruptcy.  This provision gives tremendous advantages to corporate executives and boards in the assumption of risks, which enable them to expand their businesses, and for which they should be grateful to the enabling jurisdiction.  But, of late, corporate executives and their boards have shown precious little gratitude to their charterers - the public - and have sought out every opportuniity to maximize their own incomes.  The borrow-and-buyback program in corporate stock is one of the more blatant examples of this attitude.  The governmental entity charged with issuing corporate charters should demand and legislate compliance with a corporation's threefold responsibility: to its stockholders, employees and customers.   It is a joke to assign this heavy responsibility to the legislature of a scarecrow state like Delaware.  Corporations of a certain size should be required to obtain a federal charter, the provisions of which can be monitored by a federal agency asigned to perform this oversight.

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