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Fed Shocked That Warm Weather Did Not Lead To A Consumption Surge

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Blaming the weather has become such a popular strategy for explaining away poor economic data that calling attention to the PhDs and Wall Street analysts who employ it in a desperate attempt to perpetuate the US economic recovery myth has almost lost its comedic value… almost. 

But not quite.

Which is why we found it particularly amusing that the NY Fed — and this is the same NY Fed that recently called the San Francisco Fed’s Steve Liesman-assisted residual seasonality coup a “myth” — admits that “real consumption expenditures have yet to show signs of a significant pickup from a slowdown in winter.” “Growth has been tepid,” the NY Fed research team notes, “despite better weather.”

So our only question is this: with winter and all the cold weather, snow, and ice that economists are always shocked to see accompanying it just five months away, how is it possible that the Fed will be able to start raising rates in December?

Or, summarized...

 

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Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:01 | 6227006 Waylon Bits
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Satoshi is coming!

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:06 | 6227029 Stackers
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Can you believe they killed John Snow ! WTF ?

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:16 | 6227077 Squid-puppets a...
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im hoping that horny red witch bitch will ressurect him. Like, using fuck-magic.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:26 | 6227113 Tall Tom
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Thank God Winter is coming.

 

Then we can have another spike in those housing sales like we did in the dead cold of February in Northeast USA.

 

Huh? Winter is supposed to stymie Economic activity?

 

But what about the Housing sales spike that was reported on these pages this morning?

 

Oh. Never mind.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 18:02 | 6227314 MonetaryApostate
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Shemitah is coming....  September 13, 2015.

http://www.pray4zion.org/thecomingshemitahjubileeyear57745.html

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 18:21 | 6227383 espirit
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Stick your finger in a fresh cow patty - 'that's tepid'.

(...and smells like shit) AMEN.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 18:27 | 6227404 knukles
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Hunker the fuck down!  We got weather a coming!  It's gonna be rainy some places, dry others, snow here and tornado there while some will see hail and others rainbows.  Not to mention hot, warm, chilly, cold and freezing. 
Shelter in place under the desk with some scissors, dude.   No way I'm gonna go outside in the weather. 

Retards

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 18:32 | 6227428 Vullsain
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Its been a little to warm where I live, and if its perfect outside consumers may spend a relaxing day at a park or the beach a BBQ at home. Good weather may lead to the next Great Depression!!

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:20 | 6227087 Little Doll
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It is nice choice, making more income $67 a hour from computer at home. My sisters friend has been earning 20k for a months and she works about 15 hour a working week. I make 10k last month, it is in real easy and meaningful , here you can checking...

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Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:30 | 6227137 Tall Tom
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Go to Hell.

 

Go directly to Hell.

 

Do not pass Purgatory.

 

There is no redemption for spammers like you.

 

There is no "Get out of Hell Free Card" which is redeemable for spammers like you..

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 18:42 | 6227464 espirit
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Actually, I tithe all my extra to www.EarnMore69.com.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:08 | 6227044 thunderchief
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Yellen is not from this planet, nor human.

It you think I'm joking,  then just go and look for your god damned self!

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 21:17 | 6227980 jmcwala
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LMFAO. Great link Philo.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:23 | 6227098 Normalcy Bias
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Oh Shit. That metal thingy she's holding vibrates. Where's she gonna stick it?

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:33 | 6227165 Tall Tom
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After she paints it Red, White, and Blue she will be sure to shove it inside your arse. You can count on that.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:38 | 6227189 negative rates
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Would that shove be before or after breakfast??

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 20:31 | 6227848 Tall Tom
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Both.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 22:15 | 6228128 glenlloyd
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So is she portrayed above as the Ice Queen?

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:02 | 6227010 Bill of Rights
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They're all in the emergency room spending what money they have left... Assholes!

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:03 | 6227012 The Steaksmith
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I'm shocked that the barber didn't use a sterelized bowl for my last haircut!

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:05 | 6227022 wisefool
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she does kinda look like like the bad actor in the recent trouble in south carolina.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:05 | 6227023 The Steaksmith
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same barber

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:09 | 6227028 wisefool
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and supposedly bernake is from there too. (SC)

CONFIRMED:Bernanke was born in Augusta, Georgia, and was raised on East Jefferson Street in Dillon, South Carolina.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Bernanke

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:16 | 6227073 The Steaksmith
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I was kinda thinking that that particular barber scalped Bernanke & made a Yellen wig out of it. Being close friends with both of them & all that.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:19 | 6227086 Salah
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The Bernank sold fireworks & beer to underage redneck children at South of the Border, for his mentor Alan Shafer.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:29 | 6227127 The Steaksmith
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Pedrogoldschwartzsteinberg

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:31 | 6227148 wisefool
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that actually sounds like an honest way to make a living. I wonder what turned him to the life of crime?

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:40 | 6227206 negative rates
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The love of princeton.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:45 | 6227237 The Steaksmith
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homeschooling

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:03 | 6227015 boattrash
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...and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are in a VW van, waiting for me...

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:21 | 6227091 Philo Beddoe
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They are in my Chevy Van and that is alright by me. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imN48YKDHsQ

 

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:04 | 6227017 lbrecken
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What no comment on plunge in crude stocks AGAIN vs months ago when it was supposed to fill Cushing?  What bias who me?  News counter agenda never gets reported here.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:07 | 6227031 Sudden Debt
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Tarp anybody? 

With a dash of ZIRP and A SHITLOAD OF QE INFINI!!!!

PARTY LIKE IT’S 2016 BITCHEZ!!!

 

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:44 | 6227227 negative rates
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You know the party does end, the only question is when.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:07 | 6227033 lehmen_sisters
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Brace Yourselves, No rate hike in my lifetime and a shit storm coming in the fall.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:07 | 6227038 Rainman
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Left unsaid : Second quarter gdp numbers look like shit .... even with the kitchen sink thrown in.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:20 | 6227089 DirtyHowi
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so what your saying is we need a double-double-double-double seasonal adjustment.

 

or a whole shitton of lipstick to put on the pig, cause its the oogliest damn pig in the poke.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 20:07 | 6227768 Caleb Abell
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Or better yet, a double double animal style seasonal adjustment.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:08 | 6227040 BlueHen1990
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This ruins Ned Stark for me

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:08 | 6227043 Atomizer
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The Pope's rickshaw air conditioning unit has gone haywire. 

Hiding the Decline 

 http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hiding-the-decline-t14715.html

 

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:13 | 6227066 large_wooden_badger
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One does not simply consumption surge

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:15 | 6227072 ptoemmes
Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:23 | 6227101 CHC
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The one and only thing the Fed should be shocked about is that they haven't been tar and feathered or shot on sight for totally fucking up the U.S. economy! 

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 18:43 | 6227466 ATM
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Guillotines..... They will face the guillotines and we will cheer!

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:24 | 6227102 Ginsengbull
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Now is the best time to buy studded tires, snowplows, and such stuff.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:27 | 6227120 PhiBetaZappa
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Once the weather card hits the table it's game over in Fed Liar's Poker.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 18:47 | 6227480 espirit
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That and holiday sales, It'll be tits up for the retailers.

Get.Out.Now.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:45 | 6227232 SHsparx
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It's climate change global warming's fault. What else.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:46 | 6227242 richiebaby
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Yellen was shocked that there was no consumption surge because she gained 20lbs over the last quarter

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 19:55 | 6227715 Baa baa
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Completely smashed her food budget but...no help.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 17:57 | 6227291 asfffasfff
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in winter we jews dont celebrate christmas    have your boring dreidl

we hate every one who hates us    and every one hates us,  but why? anna frank did nothing bad...

and we distrust every one who likes us     but for some reason, in the year 2015, still no one likes us, exerpt of our self...wait.. thats not true either   there are more than X kinds of jews, the ethnic, mixed, the orthodox, the reformed, the converted, ashkenazi, sephridic, ethopian, yemini, open, crypto, zion, anti-zion neturei karta etc etc etc

 

anyway our strengths are ... and playing victim, stealing money the legal and illegal, the direct and indirect way

kicking us 10000 times out is not enough  if no one want to kill us we force you to kill us, even if it will cost 600000000trillionsofbillions of innocent lifes of our own blood, the sacrifice is needed, the victim-sword makes us invincible now

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 18:22 | 6227387 1stepcloser
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You know nothing, Mr Yellen

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 18:40 | 6227454 JohnGaltsChild
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Is that consumption in the Dostoyevskyist sense?

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 18:52 | 6227496 Fun Facts
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A donkey revolt would really shock the Khazars at the FED.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 20:03 | 6227748 Gab Timov
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Lemme tell ya. One can search the internet all day everyday for about $40 a month and not buy a single thing. It's entertaining. It's informative.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 21:49 | 6228059 Bjerknes
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Pretty soon colleges across the country will be teaching a new class to business majors, called financial meteorology.  Instead of learning about synoptic scale events and atmospheric thermodynamics, they will be lectured by a fat, Fed fuck on how the weather can be anything you want it to be. 

Extra credit, 20 points: Everything else held constant, what cloud formation makes people the most gay?

Answer: Hot Tower

Best,

 

Professor Liesman.  

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