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How Europe Tackles Its Debt Crisis: Caption Contest
In the following Reuters photo, Italy demonstrates to Germany how it plans to "tackle" Europe's debt crisis.
Source: WSJ
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"And then...they bought Bitcoins"
Here we see Merkel explaning to the Messrs how she likes apopiso.
He's tapping out, remove your stranglehold already
Please not the nailgun Frau Merkel...I don't want my kids to know.
So a Greek, a Ukrainian, and a Rabbi walk into the ECB, and Draghi says ......
Deadbeats vs. Dead-er-beats
Looney
"Can You Believe It! How EASY Was It To FOOL Our Greek Serfs"...
Comenzi, Lets Go Celebrate And Knock-Back A Few Shnapps...
If you dont swallow it doesn't count. Not get back down there and do it right this time.
Merkel: Has anyone seen my laxitives.
I got it: they wanna make Tsipras die of laughing. Problem solved...
"And that's how you give someone a Dutch Oven, Angie".
So it was the 7th day of the 7th Month in 1916, during world war I. And as you know 1+9+1+6 = 14 a multiple of 7. This is when Otto Von Bismark knew we had a win-win. We would have a one Europe regardless of who won the war.
According to Cabala we will just wait for Greece to spin into Chaos and become willing to do anything, accept any term. Then we force them to wait for an auspicious day to seal the new pact with Greece. So basically we can wait till they all become prostitutes like in old London. When they are selling either their daughters or sons into prostitution, we can move in and ship out all the Criminals.
Just... Like... London... Did. Snort, Snort.
Merkel:
"Just tell me when you've had enough and I'll instruct Draghi to pull it out!"
Hilarious.
Hey Merkel we heard you can dance.
Does anyone here believe that the real solution isn't hanging all of these maggots?
I have no caption, except from left to right;
1) Fuck you
2) Fuck you
3) Fuck you
" And then I told my voters I'd only handle for the best of Greece "
… and then we’ll hang it on a French factory gate!
I've been looking at these photos and can't believe them. Who the fuck jokes around when something so serious is on the line? You're arguing about people's well-being and at the same time fucking yucking it up. Absolutely sickening.
What's so serious about the futures of millions of people? Cmon man, lighten up!
Why not?
They have well paid jobs.
well put.
if you select from the billions of people alive today, extract the worst 0.0000001% scum-bag-no-good-selfish-cronny-despicable types available, you would absolutely come up with the 100 or so fellas who are in charge of this charade to save their bank owners and destroy the billions who are not in.
they deserve to live under a bridge and beg for food and shelter - like the multiple million poor fellas that experience such a horrible, hopeless outcome already due to these people's despicable, criminal behavior. as they continue to pursue their bankster wishes and self-interests, millions more will be affected and their lives destroyed.
not one voice of reason or justice to stop their criminal behavior. at least not in "high" places.
a real human being would tell it as it is, do the right thing for the long-term betterment of the population and accept the consequences of their actions. first thing is to close the banks who are iliquid - period. deutsche bank included. nationalize it yesterday and put it in receivership.
Arseholes
OK, Angie..I give, unhand my nuts!
Here you go.
http://postimg.org/image/4pleyo4gt/
Do you want it in the face or in the rear?
Angela: So you guys get 1 million euro for each immigrant you keep
Alex Renzi: Pfffft
Merkel cracked a joke about the Euro becoming so worthless that 100 Ruro note wouldnt buy a Twinky
"We already have time until November ..."
"November 2017 that is, right? I got an election to win."
"Well, fine with me .."
Greek suicide rate soars by 35%
These Eurocrats couldn't get any more cozy other than sleeping with each other.
Kind of reminds me of our congress. Constant bickering while out whore swapping in the after hours.
"So then he says:
'Rectum...? Hell, it damn near killed him'. "
QE - Quisling Easing
Merkel - ""So I asked Lagarde, why are we printing and giving to an insolvent Ukraine and not to Greece? Isn't that sending the wrong signal to Italy and Spain? That if you "play ball" we will keep funding everyones insolvency infinitely?" .... And she said "There needs to be a red line, (here it is, wait for it) to maintain faith in the currency and leadership"".
As you can see from his expression Frau Merkel, My other hand is firmly wedged up his arse and we now have full control
Merkel:
Yes yes I know, Germans really are stoooopid.
Guido, don't worry about the Greeks and their little "uprising" . . . . it will soon be just like the old days with IL Duce and der Fuhrer!
WTF??? Why are there NO pictures of these clowns sitting at a table discussing the possible options? Seems like all they do is stand around smiling...waiting for someone to turn their back so they can stab them.
.... "if only the Greek people knew that they are sitting on Europe's largest OIL & GAS fields"
.... bigger than Libya's in fact.
"I saw Mike Obama's dick in the ladies during the last state dinner in DC, it's bigger than both of yours put together."
So -- We ALL worked for the STASI!!
There are three ways to increase the "Socialist Aconomy" as a percentage of GDP .... 1. Plan a war ! 2. Have a war ! 3. Make peace ! .... Socialism thrives on war !
Tsipras is threatening to commit suicide by holding his breath until the next bailout is released.
Angie: "You heard of the new McDonald's Barack value meal that comes with Barack coffee?"
Matteo: "No, haven't heard ... what's the Barack value meal?"
Angie: "Order anything and the guy next to you pays for it."
Matteo: "Oh, ho ho ho ..."
Alex: "And what's Barack coffee?"
Angie: "Black and weak."
Alex (lol): "Oh, Angie, for a Sturmabteilung, you certainly have a vicious sense of humour."
Matteo: "Okay Angie, what did they hear from your cell phone conversations when they spied on you?"
Alex: "This, I got to hear ... ?? ... ????? ????? ? ????? ??? ???????? ????????? "
Angie: " Ich deutete an, dass O ist Licht auf seinem Müßiggänger ... oh, never mind ..."
My voters are dumber than yours.
MERKEL: "We've nearly managed to offload Greece onto the Russians!"
So is your Gold in NY or Texas?
See? It was all made up. Greece will stay and continue to get bailouts, eur/usd will continue to swing up and down against traders and in favor of CB`s and like I said before if it ever come to an end it will be almost surely when all of us expect it least. I will still remind you next week when nothing change but hey, if I am wrong feel free to eat me alive!
Did you get into the bullion like I told you Tsipras..
Sure did Frau Merkel.... I have a shit load of Karatbars hidden in my basement ... I'm buying Crete back for myself with them after this shit blows...
www.teamramgold.com
Maybe humanity will wise up in time for this next WW and the peoples of each country will direct their arms and efforts at their statehouses and especially their CBs and thieving Banksters instead of one another.
Oh well, one can hope can't he?
Merkel: "So, the NSA have transcripts of my phone calls. We have webcam intercepts of Barak flogging his monkey."
Wouldn't that be Moochelle flogging his monkey?
"As I said earlier Mr. Tsipras, Vee hav ways of making you tawk."
".... and and and then I took the can of gold spray paint and I ...."
Sr Renzi: Fraulien Merkel, some people say we only use 10% of our brain, but I think we only use 10% of .. our hearts.
"If you think we have problems - look at the Americans!"
And then we'll dine on Greek babies! Hahahaha
"see, I can stimulate both your genitals at the same time."
You talking me pal? I only have one set!
No look at the picture.
Only one has his eyes open and his hand down between the two others who appear to be experiencing ennui or in another world.
Italy says: Yeah I use it all day long. I feel happy. I have no Stress. Feels good right? Now when we use it on the Greeks, we turn up the power and pleasure turns into pain.
Italy Adds: Boiling Frogs? No we are long past that. It is time to really turn the screws on them. Frog Legs with Electrodes Kick exactly when you apply the Volts & Amps. We're going to make little Marionettes out of the Greeks. They will dance to our bullets all day long, thank us, then clean our feet and anoint them with their finest oils.
"who gives a fuck rent revenues are up 6%"
"It stinks I know, but Renzi was feeding me all sorts of sh1t last night!"