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EU FinMins Admit Real Concern, Will Do 'Whatever It Takes' To Avoid Market Unease

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It is clear from the EU Finance Ministers' template-like comments to the press what the real worry is in Europe (and the world). It's not The Greeks (Schaeuble: "No other decision was possible, no problem with Greek referendum... need to see what happens next"), it's something else:

  • *SCHAEUBLE SAYS DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO AVERT MARKET UNEASE
  • *PADOAN: INSTRUMENTS IN PLACE TO COUNTER POSSIBLE CONTAGION
  • *DIJSSELBLOEM: OUR INSTITUTIONS ARE PREPARED TO TAKE ANY ACTION
  • *STUBB: "I DO NOT SEE A RISK OF CONTAGION"
  • *SCHAEUBLE SAYS WE'LL DO EVERYTHING TO FIGHT CONTAGION THREAT
  • *PADOAN: IF INSTABILITY, ECB HAS INSTRUMENTS TO INTERVENE

And then there's this utter rubbish:  

  • ITALY'S PADOAN: "EURO AREA IS VERY STRONG."
  • SCHAEUBLE SAYS EURO ZONE IS STABLE, REMAINS STABLE

But then they spew this...

  • *PADOAN: "AT THIS POINT WE HAVE A CRISIS SITUATION''
  • *SCHAEUBLE SAYS GREEK DECISION WILL RESULT IN DAYS OF UNQUIET

What a farce!

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Save The Markets, screw The Greeks; save The Bankers, screw Democracy.

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Over to you Draghi...

 

Unleash the bond-buying... let's just hope that Buba plays along.

 

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Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:01 | 6241986 goldhedge
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"FUCK the EU"

 

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:10 | 6242014 knukles
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If they'll do anything, does that include advance the Greeks (Like a bar tab) the money to pay them back?
Or not?

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:17 | 6242035 NewThor
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Huffington Post confirms the New German Russian Chinese South African & South American Cuirrency will be called the MArk. 

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:31 | 6242076 HowdyDoody
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"EU FinMins Admit Real Concern, Will Do 'Whatever It Takes' To Avoid Market Unease"

All options are on the table, huh? As the market is fixed, here is my fix for the problem. Throw banksters off the roof until the market improves. Nailgun or guillotine are acceptable substititutes.

 

 

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:35 | 6242085 stacking12321
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gotta love how zh uses draghi's photo of him cowering when a girl jumped up on his desk and started dancing

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 16:02 | 6242131 strannick
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I wish someone would do everything they could so I could avoid unease.

Would a one percent dip be unease?

Lucky markets...

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 16:22 | 6242192 Headbanger
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                                                                                                              DON'T PANIC !!!!!

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 16:29 | 6242215 macholatte
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Save The Markets, screw The Greeks; save The Bankers, screw Democracy.

Me thinks the concept of democracy has now emerged as the “illusion of democracy” as we witness the dictatorial powers of various entities and total complicity by the MSM. Most disturbing is the complete failure of the sheeple to come to grips with it. The Greek problem has been going on for a very long time and yet there are Greeple (Greek sheeple) who are just now trying to withdraw money from an ATM.

The list of atrocities is long. Two that come to mind are the Cyprus bail-in & confiscation of deposits and the appointing of a new PM for Greece by the EU. In America it’s all about homosexuals and blacks while the country is flooded with Hispanics through the porous border and the criminal elite prepare to install the next puppet as POTUS.

 A near complete break-down of law and order will eventually happen but the authorities will stay the course because they will need to keep their jobs. Cops and soldiers will become thugs and kill their fellow citizens on command without remorse. We live in interesting times.

 

All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.

George Orwell


 

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 16:45 | 6242261 Antifaschistische
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NOW WE KNOW THE GREEK LEVER!!  IT'S THE ENTIRE WORLD MARKET!!   So to save the markets around the world from the PONZI collapse....GREEK MUST BE SAVED!!

PAY UP SUCKERS!!!   FED TO THE RESCUE!!

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:22 | 6242038 SickDollar
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Last night in my town , I saw the white house covered with the gay flag  (definitely time to BUG OUT, BOY THAT WAS A SIGN OF SATAN IN PERSON EXPRESSING VICTORY), Today i am packing AND moving to Asia with no plans ,

fuck it, back to the good old days , carefree and feeling young and no more govt in your ass oops i mean in your affairs Bitchez

 

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:25 | 6242042 Bumpo
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People will panic when its time to panic. Just look at the ATMs over there. In other words, don't be suprised if carefully crafted bureaucratic bromides are greeted with ... SELL, SELL, SELL!

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 16:41 | 6242213 Kirk2NCC1701
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Translation: "The ECB and the Fed have our Bankster backs.  Nobody has the Greeks' back, but they may have their Backside (to ride)."

It appears that TPTB are front-running Syria from holding a Referendum.  Thereby setting them up for the Fallout of a Grexit.  

TPTB will use the Grexit and it's Fallout as a Warning/Whip/Deterrent for other EU countries (the other PIIGS). This is a dangerous game, as it opens up the door to China and Russia. Especially if they, in turn, front-run an attempt at Maidan II (orchestrated Balkanization of yet another country).

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:03 | 6241996 foodstampbarry
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Can kick 3...2..1

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:15 | 6242033 NoDecaf
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Gotta find the money for a new can first.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 16:27 | 6242218 disabledvet
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More like plastic "bottle" would appear.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:04 | 6241998 B2u
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What about the laws?  "I am the law"....as said by Judge Dredd...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itmNiTwHOsM

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:08 | 6242005 philosophers bone
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Why is the "stability" of markets an end goal?  The goal should be the "integrity" of markets.  That means real price discovery, real buyers, real sellers, real risk allocation, real investment and wealth strategies, real laws and real consequences for bad bets (or good bets).

These fuckers need to be stopped.  I'm doing my part by taking every fucking asset I have out of their greedy hands to the extent possible.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:13 | 6242025 Kaiser Sousa
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"what  is u?? somekind of commie..."

thank u for taking that 1st important step toward resistance...

 

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 16:29 | 6242224 disabledvet
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The Red Army was...and in fact still is...a very real Army.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 17:19 | 6242314 Kirk2NCC1701
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Translation from Uhura: "Stability of the Derivatives Markets".

When in doubt, assume the following: They almost never "lie", but use ambiguous Weasel Words, or omit words in a sentence. They thus let you hear what you want to hear, which is the same trick that good sales people or soothsayers use.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:07 | 6242007 Thirtyseven
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Oh no!  Can't have UNEASE!  Gotta manipulate to the max to prevent that.  Can't have the sheeple not tossing their coin into the machine.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:11 | 6242019 knukles
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I get very uneasy by Mario's micro-expressions. 

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:10 | 6242017 Kaiser Sousa
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"ok, now nobody panic. we have things completely under control...."

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:11 | 6242023 knukles
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                           FIRE

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:10 | 6242018 BurningFuld
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Greek Banks already not opening:

"The concern over what awaits the country in the hours and days to come was palpable. At one branch of Pireaus Bank in central Athens, one of very few that opens on Saturdays, about 50 people queued up in the early morning before they found out the bank would not open at all. An elderly woman fainted."  Huffington Post

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:25 | 6242063 Thirtyseven
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Hope the average Greek has a gun or three.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:11 | 6242021 davidalan1
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LMAO.....oh the idiocy of .."I will do whatever it takes to"  too fucking funny

 

I willl do whatever it takes to stop this tsunami...

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:26 | 6242068 Thirtyseven
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Perhaps he should stand in front of it.

The kikes and unelected technocrats OWN this mess.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:26 | 6242069 BurningFuld
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It's time for the Bat Signal!

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 17:14 | 6242325 Model T
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Yeah; exactly;  take a stand on the beach and sweep back the incoming tide. As Margaret Thatcher explained so appealingly; --"Socialism is fine, until you run out of other peoples money to spend"--.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:13 | 6242027 JustObserving
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Save The Markets, screw The Greeks; save The Bankers, screw Democracy.

When has it ever been about democracy? And since when have the banksters not been in control?

Crisis always reveal the truth which is usually well-hidden to present a facade of fairness and democracy.

 

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:17 | 6242031 Able Ape
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Reality is called REALITY for a VERY good reason...

...trying to dampen a tsunami with a thimble is not a credible action plan...

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:20 | 6242045 Archetype
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I sinceraly hope those fuckers wakes up to total market massacre.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:20 | 6242047 VonSalza
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Fuck teh Market!

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:24 | 6242057 Yen Cross
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  The farce is in hyperdrive this weekend. Europe could be in flames and these a-holes would be selling popsicles out of the burning buildings.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:25 | 6242061 wizardofOZ
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what happens with euro (physical cash)  if greece starts using drachmas ?

What is amount of physical cash (euro) in greece ?

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:30 | 6242074 Niall Of The Ni...
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Everything possible indeed.

The Eurogroup know what has to be done. Tsipras and his merry men need to be removed from office and pumped full of bullets live on Skai TV to encourage the FSA throughout the world, and to be replaced with Christian Greeks who are serious about teaching their people repentance and self-control.  Only the Greeks can do that.

The Eurogroup mostly needs to assure the armed forces of the Hellenic Republic that they will recognize said armed forces as the lawful government of the Hellenic Republic and give them a free hand to liquidate the anarcho-communist menace in all areas of Greek life by any means they think appropriate.

For example, they might pledge to assist the new government by apprehending and extraditing anarcho-communists attempting to flee Greek justice.


Sat, 06/27/2015 - 15:43 | 6242097 DutchBoy2015
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Dijselbloem is another fucking ZioNazi bastard like Geert Wilders.  Holland is chock full of ZioNazis in govt and business.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 16:03 | 6242146 BI2
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Unfortunately, we cannot divorce the SPIRITUAL aspect of life from all this economic chaos.

https://biblicisminstitute.wordpress.com/2015/04/28/the-war-on-christian...

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 17:16 | 6242329 Model T
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Speak for yourself please; my spiritual life got a divorce from the economic chaos a long, long, time ago. I render unto Caesar what is his due; and not a penny more.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 17:24 | 6242362 sudzee
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God please save the euro.

FU EU.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 16:08 | 6242160 Fun Facts
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'Whatever It Takes' To Avoid Market Unease

Print money

buy stock index futures

buy sovereign debt

sell VIX

sell Gold

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 16:41 | 6242254 disabledvet
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So as it is with "printing" so it is with "ink."

The dollar is WOVEN and in fact uses DYE not "ink." (a "misnomer" as it were...something the fucking Jews are really good at doin I might add.)

A DYE is made of various PIGMENTS...so "the color of money" (in the case of the Bucky...green) DOES matter since indeed it DOES have a chemical hence PHYSICAL composition.

Yet again...this makes the life of a counterfeiter ala "Senator John McCain"...very hard.

One simply cannot "print" 12.5 BILLION dollars into existence.

Instead "you have to pay for that" and...indeed..."with your life."

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 18:01 | 6242476 FrankDieter
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How 'bout suck some dicks.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 16:39 | 6242249 Racer
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As long as they protect their precious 'market' then F%*! the pensioners, sick and the poor

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 17:09 | 6242316 spanish inquisition
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Lie?

 

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 17:21 | 6242350 sudzee
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Unleash the crackin. Free money as far as the eye can see. Psst hey buddy can you lend me a couple trillion.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 18:04 | 6242490 FrankDieter
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Got to go to the ATM and withdraw all my money -- $76

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