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ECB Says "Greek Bank Holiday Now Necessary"

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Earlier this morning we noted that the ECB has now frozen the ELA cap for Greek banks in the wake of PM Alexis Tsipras' move to call for a euro referendum and the Greek parliament's vote to allow the poll to go ahead.

With €1 billion or more having already been withdrawn this weekend, the Greek banking sector faces an acute liquidity crisis and without access to more ELA, the game is over and capital controls are likely a foregone conclusion despite Varoufakis' contention that such an outcome is "a contradition of terms" in a monetary union.

The ECB knew this of course when the board of governors decided against raising the cap and indeed, the central bank has now confirmed that without further access to emergency liquidity, Greek banks likely cannot operate going forward and a bank "holiday" may now be necessary.

Via Bloomberg:

  • ECB SAID TO SEE EXISTING GREEK ELA INADEQUATE FOR BANKS' NEEDS
  • ECB SAID TO VIEW BANK HOLIDAY FOR GREECE AS NECESSARY

Or, summarized:

 

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Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:25 | 6243868 kaiserhoff
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Bank Holiday.

What an incredibly polite way of saying,

U B FUCKED.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:31 | 6243885 CaptainAmerika
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How many times do you take yourself to the brink of complete collapse?  http://www.philiacband.com/propaganda.html

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:33 | 6243888 Manthong
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The ISDA will declare a Greek debt default when:

  1. Hell freezes over

  2. The black hole at the center of the Milky Way consumes our solar system.

  3. Gabriel and his legions descend from above and arrest Barak and Hillary for treason.

  4. The Chicago Cubs win the World Series.

  5. It must be all of the above for them to do that.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:35 | 6243899 Pool Shark
Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:36 | 6243908 cossack55
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A global permanent bank holiday would be a great thing.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:38 | 6243917 NoDecaf
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someone should hang a sign "OmegaBank"

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:42 | 6243927 Mister Ponzi
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Game over!

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:04 | 6243997 two hoots
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"The security at my bank is so good that even I can't get my money out of it?"

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:26 | 6244081 Stackers
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Fractional Reserve Banking: The greatest fraud ever perpetrated upon humans

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:29 | 6244097 DeadFred
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It's probably just a coincidence that in two weeks they roll out the new computerized system to direct the military in finding and neutralizing dissidents and other 'outliers' in the terrain map of the human domain. I always figured the NSA collecting all that data was overkill since they would need quantum computers to process it. Oops.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:43 | 6243929 USisCorrupt
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China's margin calls will make this Greece fire seem small, I like the fact that China does not recognize derivatives from the west.

 

Burn it ALL !

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:15 | 6244042 Carpenter1
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Maybe this time people will finally figure out that the .0001% doesn't have to keep the system up. No, they're burning it to the ground so they can consolidate more power into the hands of fewer.

 

Creative destruction.

 

This is lost on BTFD'ers though, who think the .0001%'s are "trapped" and "have to keep QE going."

 

How wrong you are, and this week you'll learn this hard lesson

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:36 | 6244122 DeadFred
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You are vastly overestimating the intelligence of the BTFDers. This week as bad as it will be only will only start the awakening. Their accounts will be at zero before their eyes are fully open. Don't you love the smell of panic in the morning? Actually not, it's reminiscent of soiled underwear.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 12:10 | 6244598 DuneCreature
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Really? .. "China does not recognize derivatives from the west". Please tell me me/us more.

I think my respect for Chinese wisdom just ratcheted up a few notches.

Links? … Thanks in advance.

~ DC

 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 12:34 | 6244738 Baldrick
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check zh archives from 2010.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:43 | 6243930 remain calm
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Someone needs to give Draghi a "Life Holiday" and put a bullet in his head.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:44 | 6243933 TBaggerVance
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Now that is funny.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:35 | 6243900 cossack55
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Sho' you right, baby.  Nice hits

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:45 | 6243940 Berspankme
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Cubs are pretty good this year

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:18 | 6244044 two hoots
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Greek TO DO list for Monday morning:

 

1.  Get a rope.

2.

 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 11:01 | 6244237 DutchR
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Greek TO DO list for Monday morning

 

SLEEP IN

It's one of the best places to get fucked anyway, in bed that is.....

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:49 | 6244186 Winston Churchill
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That refusal is still a couple of months away after the various grace periods.

September again.Its going to shake the faith out of the system that has Govt. bonds at its core..

Who will buy any Govt. bond without CDS protection thats real ?

There goes the Faith and the Credit.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 12:49 | 6244825 TheMeatTrapper
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Hell will freeze over before the Cubbies win the series. 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:34 | 6243894 slaughterer
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Bank Holidays are bullish in the new weirdo world.  +20 ES

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:36 | 6243905 HungryPorkChop
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Maybe the Greeks should invite all of the banksters that help them cook the books in order to get into the Euro back for a ceremonial Greek Island Tour?  I wonder if they'd be any takers?

Last words on the boat:  What are all of those cement bags and buckets for?

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 11:06 | 6244262 DutchR
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Why waste cement, they need it to rebuild the country, let the banksters swim from island to island and give them the extended tour......

 

i feel sorry for the fish, normally i would not give them this crappy feed

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:32 | 6243880 Government need...
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Well Greeks, grab your guns and head for Turkey.  I bet Turkey has some assets that could be confiscated and used as collateral.  I do admire the decision to put the fate of the nation in the people's hands.  That was bound to piss off the global .gov cadre.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:38 | 6243913 chunga
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I'm not so sure picking a fight with the Turks would be a good idea? They're a big wildcard over there, and I don't think they've weighed in yet on 'merikan heavy weapons deployment.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:53 | 6243960 new game
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2 peas differnt pod. nice symbol of freedom from da past, ha...

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:00 | 6243983 chunga
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the turkey/greece/russia pipeline may play a role here.

(hauled down the jolly roger for a while, stars and bars are everywhere on the cumberland plateau, big one painted over the entrance to my barn for example)

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:17 | 6244050 new game
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their is hope for change, forever in free people, we are forever bonded in thought, never to be changed. period.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 11:35 | 6244405 Rand
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I salute your flag! Fly it high and proud! When the shit hits the fan men will rally to the Stars & Bars!

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:58 | 6243980 Arnold
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Greeks are many things, but they are infidels through and through.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:30 | 6243882 PontifexMaximus
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"ECB keeps Greek Emergency Bank Aid Unchanged."
QED, business as usual.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:32 | 6243884 ANestIOS
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Below what the ECB actually says:

 

28 June 2015 - ELA to Greek banks maintained at its current level

ECB takes note of decision on Greek referendum and the non-prolongation of the EU adjustment programme
ECB will work closely with Bank of Greece to maintain financial stability
Emergency liquidity assistance maintained at Friday’s (26 June 2015) level
Governing Council stands ready to review decision
Governing Council closely monitoring situation and potential implications for monetary policy stance
The Governing Council of the European Central Bank today welcomed the commitment by ministers from euro area Member States to take all necessary measures to further improve the resilience of euro area economies and to stand ready to take decisive steps to strengthen Economic and Monetary Union.

Following the decision by the Greek authorities to hold a referendum and the non-prolongation of the EU adjustment programme for Greece, the Governing Council declared it will work closely with the Bank of Greece to maintain financial stability.

Given the current circumstances, the Governing Council decided to maintain the ceiling to the provision of emergency liquidity assistance (ELA) to Greek banks at the level decided on Friday (26 June 2015).

The Governing Council stands ready to reconsider its decision.

Mario Draghi, ECB President, said: “We continue to work closely with the Bank of Greece and we strongly endorse the commitment of Member States in pledging to take action to address the fragilities of euro area economies.”

Yannis Stournaras, Governor of the Bank of Greece, said: “The Bank of Greece, as a member of the Eurosystem, will take all measures necessary to ensure financial stability for Greek citizens in these difficult circumstances.”

The Governing Council is closely monitoring the situation in financial markets and the potential implications for the monetary policy stance and for the balance of risks to price stability in the euro area. The Governing Council is determined to use all the instruments available within its mandate.

http://www.skai.gr/news/finance/article/284484/paratasi-48-oron-ston-ela-horis-auxisi-tou-oriou-reustotitas/#ixzz3eMad1U1m 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:33 | 6243892 Government need...
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Hey, can the Governing Council come over and help me with my constipation?

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:02 | 6243993 Albertarocks
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Yeah, all of them are matheticians.  One of 'em could just come over to your place and work it out with a pencil.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:31 | 6243887 BurningFuld
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Alpha Bank just ran out of Alpha.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:33 | 6243891 Atomizer
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The bank creditors get paid first. Another daylight robbery in progress. 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:34 | 6243895 Latitude25
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Just bring in a few plane loads of Yuan and open as normal.  Either that or print Euros anyway within Greece.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:36 | 6243904 Government need...
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Do like our own .gov.  When the going gets tough, ignore the law.  New Drachmas all around!

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:34 | 6243896 NOZZLE
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Clowns had 5 years to implement some basic reforms and squandered every minute of it by playing a game of chicken; "if we fail you fail", nice attempt at psychology. 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:40 | 6243921 cossack55
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Greece is not Iceland.  Who in the world would want sun drenched beaches when you could view volcanoes, bathe in hot springs and visit banksters in prison.  

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:52 | 6243957 umdesch4
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One of my grandparents was greek, making me 1/4 greek, I guess. I have never been to Greece, and don't have much interest. I have been planning a trip to Reykjavík for a long time now though.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:34 | 6244114 Bemused Observer
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They're both major volcanic hotspots too.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:35 | 6243901 Bay of Pigs
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Yahoo headline: "Debt negotiators stunned".

LOL...yeah, sure they are.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:35 | 6243902 Racer
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The banksters are having a hissy fit cos they didn't get what they want .... money from pensioners, poor and the sick, now they are terrorising the people even more.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:46 | 6243942 Incubus
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Humans are like the bacteria in your digestive tract. 

 

have a terrible diet, the balance gets upset, and bad bacteria outnumber the good.  Your average person is indicative to the health of a society.

 

Feed a person bad, terrible ideas, and they manifest as bad, terrible people.  Our minds are not unlike sponges.  What you decide to put in there strongly affects the type of man that develops.

 

Future anthropologists will look back at contemporary society and see us as primitive as we view tribal societies we study these days.

 

 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:58 | 6243979 umdesch4
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Interesting analogy, and I'm not one of your downvoters. The problem I see, and have seen for decades, is that dangerous sociopaths get into positions of power. I believe that there is far more nature than nurture in sociopathology. It's a question of not having your brain wired for empathy.

Sociopath: a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:35 | 6243903 qzu
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they should rename it OMEGA bank

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha_and_Omega

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:39 | 6243920 Commodore64
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haha, right you are, my fellow Commodore lover :)

 

or Delta :)

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02YBWKxDXPI

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:57 | 6243978 Realname
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Commodore 64...my first computer and I had a 300 baud modem which operated at the speed of slug.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:53 | 6244194 Commodore64
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I still have 3 , no updates needed after 30 years and still working :)

I will set up bbs after the crash :)  Radio Apocalypse :)

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 11:11 | 6244287 Realname
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They just dont build things like they used to.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:36 | 6243906 Commodore64
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How nice, offering the banks a holiday!

this ECB is not so bad after all!!

 

haha

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:37 | 6243909 falak pema
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Just for the file; may I point out that ZH has ALWAYS advocated that GREXIT would never be ALLOWED to happen by TPTB; the TROIKA.

Well, ZH, we now seem to be heading towards a Euro zone tug of war that could bring down the house of cards or show the world, as Ghordius would have us believe, that the current Confederate structure is the best solution for the Euro and ...good riddance Greece! 

Lets see how this plays out! 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:57 | 6243973 Bay of Pigs
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Where is good ole Ghordo these days anyway?

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 12:52 | 6244849 TheMeatTrapper
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Waiting to see which way the wind blows.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:11 | 6244030 rwe2late
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 not so much

"advocated".

 - predicted is more accurate.

If GREXIT is thought the include a pivot to Russia and a Russian pipeline,

it is difficult to believe the US/NATO/EU will peacefully allow that to happen.

 

But if GREXIT can be "Nulanded" into an insolvent, war-torn country ruled by a a gang of militarist thugs ...

 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:25 | 6244078 falak pema
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I prefer "advocated" as there was a whole bunch of reasoning that pointed to the fact that Greece was the butterfly! 

So prediction is Cassandra but advocation has no tits...it has spunk  from fight club written all over it! 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:19 | 6244057 Non Passaran
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So???? It hasn't happened, has it?

During this week banks may be closed for a few days, but then there will be an agreement.

 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:54 | 6243914 philosophers bone
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We need a video with Draghi driving the Station Wagon and Christie Brinkley driving the red sports car.

 

"I found out, long ago.  It's a long way down the (bank) Holiday Road."

- Lindsay Buckingham, Holiday Road (Theme Song to National Lampoon's Vacation)

 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:57 | 6243972 negative rates
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You need Madonna to go over there and sing a song, that should get them to come around.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:05 | 6244002 umdesch4
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Maybe Obama could accompany her, and sing Amazing Grace

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:39 | 6243918 all-priced-in
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What day of the month are Greek pension payments made?

 

Is this the same day Greek government employees get paid?

 

 Direct deposit is a bitch --

 

 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:40 | 6243922 robertocarlos
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Sounds deflationary.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:41 | 6243926 CaptainMoonlight
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Greeks should string up all the bankers now before they escape, but they undoubtedly already have escaped.

 

So I guess the lesson for other countries is: get the bankers early.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:07 | 6244010 umdesch4
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We should have learned that lesson from Iceland already, but here we still are.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:44 | 6243938 Make_Mine_A_Double
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Prepare for several days of vigorous butt sex between Tresparis and Draghi.....eeeewwwweeeee.....

With the Greeks than accepting any and all conditions to turn the ELA taps back on.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:47 | 6243946 XRAYD
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"Whatever it takes ... will be enough."   Mario Draghi 2012!

 

Time to put up, Mario!

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:10 | 6244025 TahoeBilly2012
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Combination terrorist attack AND bank holiday. You are someone in Southern Europe, bombs start going off and you can't get your money out of an ATM to catch a plane....coming soon, the synergistic effects of global Zionism. Hopefully you can still catch a boat to Majorca to see Lady Gaga before it all ends...

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:50 | 6243949 nmewn
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"We've collapsed our own financial system so the thing to do is deny you access to your money inside it!"

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:52 | 6243951 BurningBetty
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Just when you finally think that the paint has dried and you triumphantly stand up and hit the loo for a long awaited s***-break, when you get back, in a miraculous way, the paint is all wet and new. As if someone repainted the whole thing all over! 

It's like Tweek trying to prove that gnomes are stealing his underpants! Sure enough, his underpants are disappearing by loads yet noone seem to believe poor Tweek. In the end they do.

https://vimeo.com/79954057

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:54 | 6243962 Iam Yue2
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Betfair Betting Exchange: Implied Probability NO GREXIT in 2015;

 

Friday 26 June = 88% No Grexit.

Sunday 28 June = 60% No Grexit

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:07 | 6244012 Tinky
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In big markets, Betfair is often a very reliable guide. The Grexit market is thin, and as such, probably not especially reliable.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:55 | 6243963 eishund
Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:01 | 6243976 buzzsaw99
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this is all so 20th century. only a real lowlife scumbag doesn't insure bank deposits.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:57 | 6243977 grunk
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Change the accounting rules.

There, fixed the problem.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:00 | 6243984 rejected
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The sign is in english...photo shop?

A banksters wet dream having everyone in debt with their zero cost currency. But no one seems to care until it gets to this.

It's never a problem.... til its a problem.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:16 | 6244045 Non Passaran
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The fact that the ATM machine is idle might give you an idea whether there's any money in it.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:00 | 6243987 Bill of Rights
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Making my popcorn extra buttery for Monday ... That's real grass fed butter by the way ....

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:08 | 6244014 Savvy
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So glad I have tomorrow off, I get to watch this unfold :popcorn:

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:34 | 6244115 smacker
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ha-ha. You're just plain wicked ;-)

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:11 | 6244016 TahoeBilly2012
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Where's old Hemmingway when you need him...

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:12 | 6244031 newsoutlet
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ZH ar putin regime propaganda channel is too slow on update:

Greek debt: ECB 'to maintain funding limit'

ZH has not yet figured out how to twist this.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:15 | 6244039 Non Passaran
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It means the limit will not be increased, you moron.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:24 | 6244076 robertocarlos
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Still that's 8 thousand Euros per Greek citizen. That should be enough to run the economy.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:39 | 6244144 newsoutlet
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Between NO access and access to existing level is a big difference, you idiot! 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 13:22 | 6245074 Gent
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If the existing level is zero, it makes no difference.  As the article states, there is no accounting for how much has been disbursed. 

If there is a potential for a default in two days, I'm sure I'd tell you there was nothing left.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:16 | 6244040 buzzsaw99
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The Bank of Greece, as a member of the eurosystem, will take all measures necessary to ensure financial stability for Greek citizens in these difficult circumstances...

that's the bank of greece talking, NOT THE ECB. the bog ain't got jack shit.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:38 | 6244138 newsoutlet
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An ECB spokesman told the BBC: "Greece still has access to the ELA."

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-33304674

 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:30 | 6244101 smacker
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"newsoutlet" aka ""viedoklis_lv""

The Latvian potato troll is here again.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:36 | 6244126 newsoutlet
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And where is all my puppies aka putin regime trolls? Ahhh here is one - smacker. But where is stoogie? Did he pissed him self again? Ahhh that's a shame. now come out comeout you little pathetic puppy...

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 11:01 | 6244236 smacker
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BWAARRGGHH

Your only chance of having any propaganda you post on ZH taken seriously is the very short window between appearing here using a new pseudonym until someone spots you and exposes you. That's a few hours, not more than a day.

Then it's game over and you have to rinse and repeat.

Enjoy :-)

__________________________________________________________

More seriously, you make three errors:

1. Most ZH-ers are not besotted with Putin as you regularly suggest. They simply respect the guy for standing up to the lunatics running Washington, Westminster and Brussels. And of course the banksters and other corporatists.

2. Putin's Russia is not USSR MkII, no way. He simply wants a multi-polar world which is the best chance of improving the lives of Russian people and avoiding a wipe-out WWIII.

3. You fail to recognise what will happen to your Latvian piece of real estate if WWIII breaks out. It'll be goodnight to you.

NATO has become a serious menace to peace.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 11:31 | 6244393 Amraphel
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point 2.

you're dead wrong. putin is all about power and control and is in no way interested in his peoples improvement. the rule of law for minorities is breaking down or in some cases doesn't exist.

 this is especially true if certain minorities come up on the wrong side of his new people controller, the russian orthodox church.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 13:31 | 6245136 smacker
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So, you think Putin is USSR MkII? And you think he does not want a multi-polar world? He sure gets a high rating from his own people.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:21 | 6244063 buzzsaw99
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note to the rest of the european union. greece is still a member of the eu. if greek bank deposits are not insured by the ECB that means that NEITHER ARE YOURS. any time that you do anything politically that the maggots don't like they can just evaporate your deposits. BLACKMAIL PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:23 | 6244073 directaction
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It's fascinating to watch all the assorted the rabbits get pulled from the EU hat.

I wonder what the next rabbit will be able to do? 

Hopefully it's a smarter rabbit ...

Because all the earlier rabbits' tricks failed!  

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 11:17 | 6244317 Realname
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They just need some Trix... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ApTwWRQNw

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:25 | 6244077 matagorda
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The greek budget could be balanced if they had just trademarked "greek yogurt."  But seriously folks, the british firm de la rue prints bank notes and trades on the london exchange under the symbol dlar.l.  Do they get paid by keeping a % of what they print?  Drachma's anyone?

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 10:31 | 6244107 Crocodile
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Greece will not exit...cannot be allowed.  You all will see and ZH should report when something actually happens.  The pain the EU may inflict is only to get the Greeks to "bend" & bend they will.  My heart goes out to all people.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 11:22 | 6244350 rwe2late
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quite possible scenario that:

 

Greek referendum vote is interpreted to stay in EU;

SYRIZA government falls;

reptilian TROIKA sheds crocodile tears for Greek tragedy and

then repackages "austerity program" which is accepted by next Greek government

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 12:10 | 6244604 FrankDieter
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they need to cut pensions 40 % and fire 1/2 of all government employees plus raise taxes 20 % and collect 10o % of in arrears taxes or kill those that don't pay taxes.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 12:54 | 6244863 TheMeatTrapper
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Sounds good, but it'll never get through Congress.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 11:04 | 6244254 fowlerja
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Well if they had their own currency (like the US) they could print more and no ATM would be left behind...

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 11:05 | 6244258 Jacksons Ghost
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Yellen to the rescue. The keystrokes are already processed. No way TPTB let this be the beginning of the end. CAN WILL BE KICKED!

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 11:24 | 6244358 SickDollar
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"Chancellor Angela Merkel has invited leaders from all the major German parties to a crisis meeting in Berlin on Monday". What's the sudden panic? Douche Bank about to implode? Firewalls against contagion not working? Come on, Angie, you've have months to prepare for this. Or did you think Tsipras would cave? Oh, called your bluff did he?

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 11:33 | 6244399 razorthin
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I wish someone would send this fucker on a permanent holiday.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 11:38 | 6244429 juicy_bananas
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Bullshit.  The American taxpayer will bail them out.  And by them I mean the banks.

 

We jewed some folks.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 12:13 | 6244614 bluskyes
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gold will open limit down

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 12:38 | 6244765 Son of Loki
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How can one dislike a "Holiday?"

 

 

 

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 13:30 | 6245127 yogibear
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Now Greece should use their military to round up the banksters, even outside Greece, and throw them in jail.

Just like Iceland.

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