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European Failures Coming Fast And Heavy Now

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Is the time of "server controls" upon us?

 

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Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:08 | 6248385 ParkAveFlasher
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404 error, bitchez!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:08 | 6248388 Haus-Targaryen
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They'll blame the Russians.  DDOS'ed into oblivion.  

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:24 | 6248430 fudge
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and they'll be told to fuck off.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:44 | 6248471 Chief KnocAHoma
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This is completely insane. Someone get Mrs. Bill Clinton on the phone. She knows how to operate a server.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 08:52 | 6248687 BurningFuld
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Ya but she will lose all the information.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 09:20 | 6248860 HamRove
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*Rim shot*

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:25 | 6248433 SickDollar
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Are you sure the servers dont reside in Greece ?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:36 | 6248457 Luc X. Ifer
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last week got news from all my friends working in IT departments for financial instituions all over the world that they got directives to prepare to be able to face a shitstorm of epical proportions. it was expected and if you think it wasn't u r just a plain ignorant retarted ass.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:50 | 6248482 shovelhead
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"Because fat, drunk and retarted is no way to go through life, son."

'Wisdom for Retarts' - Animal House Edition.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:38 | 6248461 indygo55
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It Bush's fault.

 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:44 | 6248470 crazytechnician
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bitcoin network is doing just fine.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:51 | 6248488 shovelhead
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"All Hail Saggagushi."

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:09 | 6248390 Daize
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So I'm not the only one trying refresh those damn EUs.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:11 | 6248395 gwar5
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The 'kill switch' is real...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:12 | 6248397 One And Only
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Has BATS preemptively declared self-help on Nasdaq yet?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:13 | 6248399 JoeTurner
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I'm watching the live online feed of Bloomberg and you can cut the tension with a knife. Everyone knows something serious is unfolding...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 08:40 | 6248402 Bag Of Meat
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Junker press conference right now. Now they're all about "the good innocent greek people" and against the "bad communist" greek ruling party. 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:15 | 6248403 Silverhog
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I don't think the Russians would want to interfere with this fiasco. They made plenty of popcorn last night. 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 08:59 | 6248727 datura
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Vladimir Putin recently in St Petersburg economic forum (with Tsipras present): "If you own somebody a lot of money, it becomes their problem above all."

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:15 | 6248404 Fun Facts
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Funny how gold is going to open nearly unchanged after a night of central bank open market operations.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:21 | 6248419 Doug
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Algos are freakin' hilarious.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:17 | 6248408 highly debtful
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Just went on europa.eu - seems to work just fine. 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:17 | 6248409 samjam7
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Watching Juncker half drunk standing there and imploring Greeks that all the EU only ever wanted was in their best interest is like a sick joke.

The Euro is failing and this entire monkey theatre show is opening the eyes of most EU citizens who actually follow the news. IN YOUR FACE JUNCKER. Soon we will see Merkel with the same pale and fallen face do the same...let the show continue!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:19 | 6248410 SpanishGoop
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Juncker "if it's get serious you have to lie" just said "the Greek people deserve the truth".

Funny M*F*ucker.

 

They are afraid, o so afraid.

 

 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:22 | 6248423 Commodore64
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To Protect and Server.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:24 | 6248427 sudzee
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"Circuit breakers" becoming just that. Your stocks are belong to us. 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:26 | 6248438 Mike Masr
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As Victoria Nuland says, Fuck the EU!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:30 | 6248444 Kassandra
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Well something woke me out of a sound sleep..the sound of servers crashing?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:30 | 6248445 SpanishGoop
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Tsipras has one choise, put the "Top Secret" "For You Eyes Only" latest EU proposals online in full before the referendum for every Greek to read.

Let the Greek see who is really lying the Greek gouverment or the EU.

I think his political career is done anyway.

 

 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 08:28 | 6248603 Motasaurus
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It's not his political career he's worried about.

My money is on him falling to a black-ops manipulation program where they drugged him up in brussels and videoed him with some underage girls (or boys, he is Greek after all). 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:32 | 6248448 Brazen Heist
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The blame game begins.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:38 | 6248459 Peter Pan
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The big boys have lost control of their servers.

Wait till they lose control of their servants as well.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:39 | 6248462 the not so migh...
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this is not filling me with confidence

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:40 | 6248463 sudzee
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Fearmongering. Junker says " you should not commit suicide just because you fear death". Could be the statement that solidifies Greece in a no vote.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 08:07 | 6248537 overqualified
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much better to die free

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:46 | 6248473 SpanishGoop
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Juncker  "i feel a little betrayed".

Isn't that a typical dictator statement ?

 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 08:00 | 6248518 Arnold
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Usually said while holding a smoking six shooter.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:46 | 6248475 dobermangang
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Not really a conspiracy guy, but I'd be looking out for some false flags now.  Reality is finally catching up with the masses.  And the people in charge don't really want that.  We live in interesting times.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:53 | 6248493 Took Red Pill
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It will surely involve ISIS

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 08:03 | 6248529 shovelhead
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ISIS, Assad, Houthis, Putin...

It's like playing pick-up sticks.

Pick your villain carefully. American Foreign Policy has enough failures for you to choose.

This is what Democracy in action is, folks.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 08:05 | 6248532 Arnold
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Norks.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:50 | 6248476 Anopheles
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I think Tsipras lucked out with planning his vote on Sunday.  The Troika have demanded that Greece make substantial cuts to public sector spending, including salaries and pensions.  Tsipras refused this.  

The Greeks have been defiant, because they didn't understand the ramificaitons of what they wanted.   That's changed whis week.  They are getting a taste of what exiting the Euro will be like. 

Will the Greeks vote to completely lose their pay and pensions (not accept demands for cuts, and no bailout), or will they accept that they are going to get substantial cuts to their income and save what little they have left?  But it may already be too late already for another bailout.  

 

 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 08:03 | 6248519 NoBillsOfCredit
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'...save what little they have left? ' for how long? The paper money criminal fraud system is mathematically designed to fail. Yuan, euro, dollar, ..., all are the same. Based on interest bearing debt that cannot be paid. Debt holders want their cash and there is way more debt than cash (including computer cash).

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:50 | 6248483 newsoutlet
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Just opened link - works as normal.

Where is the problem?

ZH failed again.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:55 | 6248497 shovelhead
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Putin knows your IP address.

It's a trap.

Run, run away.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:56 | 6248499 SpanishGoop
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You are watching the rerun now.

They cut out the parts where Juncker is almost choking on his own lies.

Less exciting.

 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 08:44 | 6248653 smacker
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"viedoklis_lv" honoured us with: "ZH failed again"

Oh God it's awful deary. All that stuff on ZH about free markets, price discovery, accountability, prosperity and liberty is just, well, awful. I dunno why we don't just all give in and roll-over to The Almighty State. You know, the ones run by fraudster banksters and evil central banks. At least we'd be in good company with potato farmers in Riga/Latvia.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 07:57 | 6248504 nosam
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This is the right week to quit financial IT.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 09:27 | 6248898 HamRove
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I am the Architect. I created the Matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant. 

 Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here. 

The first matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect. It was a work of art. Flawless. Sublime. A triumph only equaled by its monumental failure. 

 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 11:37 | 6249601 Johnny_is_alrea...
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I live in a EU country and I fucking hate the EU with its regulations for everything and anything.

stupid beaurocracy and corrupt pigs that only do what the big oligarcs want.

DIE EU !

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