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Greece... Mattered: Surveying The Carnage
Greece... mattered!!
The market be like...
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It began as FX markets opened ugly in early Asian trading, but once stock markets started to open, the focus shifted there...
Japan spanked... Nikkei 225 down 730 points from Friday's close...
China collapsed...
When Europe opened it was ugly in stocks...
And bonds... European spreads exploded - biggest risk increase in 7 years...
But The Swiss National Bank did its best to sell Francs and buy EURs to make it all appear "contained"... Which squeezed EURUSD all the way into the green... a 325 pip ramp!!!
And the Sudden "hand of God" move in EUR around 1340ET
Chart showing sudden jolt in currency futures pic.twitter.com/vFiMM8u7CX
— Eric Scott Hunsader (@nanexllc) June 29, 2015
While Greek stock markets were closed, their bonds were not.. .and carnaged 420bps higher to 15.10%...
And stock ADRs and ETFs traded in the US:
- EUFN - European Financials, down 4% - broke below its 200DMA
- NBG - Nation Bank of Greece, down 26% on record volume
- GREK - Greek Stocks, down 18% on record volume
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In The US, the initial carnage dip was bought with gusto but that ramp failed and by the close we were testing new lows...
Trannies managed to get back to unchanged before plunging...
Cash markets were a one-way street from just after the open...
Financials hammered!!
Post-FOMC: Bonds best, Gold glitters, but Stocks stink...
Leaving The Dow red and S&P unch for the year...
All major indices broke significant technical levels today...
VIX surged to 19.00... (from 11 handle last Tuesday)
As the 50.98 million share short of the 63.9 million outstanding in VXX suffered greatly... above 20 to 7-week highs on massive volume
The last time VXX rose more than 14% in a day was 913 trading days ago (more than 3 years ago on November 9, 2011) and Bernanke bailed out Europe
VIX term structure inverted once again...
Treasury yields plunged as a near-record short position felt the squeeze... this was the best day for 10Y yields since January
The dollar tumbled as the manipulated EUR surge "proved" there was nothing to fear... USDJPY did not play along wioth the manipulation.
Gold held onto gains but copper, silver and worse Crude (down 2.4%) all slide despite the USD weakness...
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Oh and then there is Puerto Rico collapsing...
And Bitcoin is surging...
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Amid all this with stocks down just 3% from their highs... The Fear & Greed Index collapsed to just 12!!!!
But apart from that...
Charts: Bloomberg
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meh
can't someone come up with a cute new trendy hashtag or something to save us ? ! ?
John Hilsenrath summarizes Fed meetings in mere minutes after their release. Tyler summarizes the entire's days' market events 2 minutes after the close with full-color graphs, witty quips and even some youtube videos.
I'm not sayin' nothin'. I'm just sayin'.
It is nice to see the return on the deer, though. They've been away too long.
Leave Tyler Hilsenrath alone you bully.
Cmon guys, we have to at least be self-consistent. We can't laugh every day at what passes for a market these days, and then think that a major selloff demonstrates that something "mattered"....
We have no markets, so the selloff is meaningless until certain, shall-we-say, less-ideal assets start to move.
This one matters, weird shit has been going on for past few months. Tyler is a bit boy who cried wolf but this looks real, see how they can paper over it..
I recommend this great 2012 piece by Peter Shiff's Europac. Disconcertingly prescient on the current Syriza/ECB-UE standoff.
What if Greece Just Printed the Euros It Needs?
The Schiff family is always very prescient. They married into the Rothschilds after all.
Of course then $20 million in gold that Jacob Schiff allegedl provided the Bolsheviks when he was the head of Kuhn and Loeb never gave him any return. I wonder why he hated the Czar so much? I'm sure it had nothing to do with the Czar not wanting a Rothschild bank on his soil...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Schiff
>>>> Jim Rickards
>>>> Peter Schiff
Come to think of it Peter's idea to just print the banknotes makes a great deal of sense. After all... the Greek debt was just created out of thin bankster air to begin with anyway.
And since every Euro note has a code letter indicating which nation printed it I strongly suggest the Greeks change their alotted "Y" to the German "X" when printing.
As they say... the "X" (Deutsche)marks the spot.
http://www.eurotracer.net/information/notes.php
>>>> Neither
saved my ass on that pile of VIX 17 july calls i was ready to write off...... i'll wait for tomorrow's "happy ramp" to roll them off to fall i guess.
Since everyone is predicting the collapse in September I think the elite are deciding to accelerate it to prove everyone wrong
Hah, Schiff's son Mortimer was a banker and a leader for the Boy Scouts of America..... that couldn't have been good.
And this is only Monday. We're gonna go full Rod Serling this week......
i openly admit i HATE the Fucking stock market... (Always have) but, these last few years... the shit is Beyond Weird.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!!
IMF: How are you, gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!!
IMF: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Operator: Captain!!
Captain: Take off every "euro"!! You know what you doing. Move "EU". For great justice.
WTF?
The following video explains it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfMC2aVhYuo
It's from a bad Japanese to English translation.
And this: (which was the catchy little musical bit to it, (so to speak):
https://youtu.be/8fvTxv46ano
Google "all your base are belong to us", and your query will be answered.
It is a very old Internet meme, which youngsters today simply don't know about.
ALL YOUR ASSETS ARE BELONG TO US!!
that will be the message from every central bank for the next few months/years/decades....
They can print to infinity, but it won't buy faith and trust.
It's over.
It will however buy time.
Good point. Those charts look scary, but are not that big of a deal. One rumor of a new deal will rocket all these "markets" back to new all-time highs. I'll wait just a bit on the hyperbole.
Tyler had plenty of time to survey this slow-motion trainwreck.
Markets spent the entire afternoon augering in.
[S&P 500 now down for the year...]
[PS: Since when is a 3.7% increase in BitCoin over a 3-day period considered a 'surge?']
It's not a "surge" at all. It's just exaggerated language commonly used by the people who write these commentaries.
Where's Satoshi? He'll have you worshipping Bitcoin, hatin' the USA, and wishing you were ex-patting in CN too.....I wonder how well he is blending in to his surroundings....hmmmmmm
Satoshi - do you copy - over
I am a bitcoin skeptic but it has reacted well in several “small” crises. Even if I don’t completely trust it I think having a small position makes sense even if its just a trade for when the big one hits. My goal is to protect my family in the next monetary shift, I would hate if I made the right call on the economy and the wrong one on how to protect my wealth and my family.
Is your goal is to protect your family or try to make money?
If you hold a physical PM or an asset that will have value when TSHTF you will still have the metal or asset 100% until the cops come and take it away from you.
If you hold bitcoin when TSHTF then you may have something after TSHTF to buy a physical PM or an asset that has value.
Tough call...
how is something that relies on the electrical grid, an owned and controlled encryption and 0's and 1's an asset? It's a phantasmagorical unicorn of skittelisious proportions
logged in to give you +1
Herh heh.....me too.... +1
+1's for +1-ing
=2
The same as a US dollar, except you can't just add to it on a whim...
I wanna frame your lines into a nice quote, perhaps something goes like this :-)
"Bitcoin, or any internet coin or so-called crypto-currency: some newly coined material in the 21st century that relies on the electrical grid, an owned and controlled encryption and 0's and 1's and taken as an asset." - MoneyBooBoo
Btw, what is "skittelisious", dig around but can't locate it
I agree, and I hold about 200x the dollar amount of PM's as bitcoin. I have railed against bitcoin here. But I am humble enough to admit I don't know it all and bitcoin seems to have stabilized nicely after the bubble. I would just have a hard time calling the economy and PM's not work out quite as well as expected. After the watching bitcoin react well in these little hiccups its worth a small allocation, just in case.
Warren Buffet avoided the Tech bubble crash because his policy was to never invest in something that he didn't understand.
If you really hold 200X the amount of PM's you own in Bitcoin you are in need of an immediate CATscan. Call 911 NOW.
Say what you want about Warren but those are wise words...
Didn't he try to go all in with the purchase of GeneralRe, and got rebuffed? And if he had bought it, he would have lost everything.
That episode gets lost in the noise.
No, I own much more in physical precious metals than I do in bitcoin, about 200 times, but I do have a small allocation to bitcoin. I still think there could be many flaws in the crypoto currency but I don't know for a fact so I think a small allocation considering how it has reacted thus far is reasonable.
I wonder if part of the reaction of those who hate bitcoin is because they don't own any and thus hate to see it do well. I have argued against bitcoin on some levels but see some of the positive attributes as well. I can't stand the commentators and financial advisors who say that the proper allocation to precious metals is zero. Are you sure that your bias against bitcoin isn't rooted in the fact that you don't own any, much like those who don't own PM's? Anyone who completely avoided tech because they didn't understand some aspects of it were shutting their portfolio to great gains by the way.
I'm fine with losing my investment in bitcoin, it is a speculation and I see many ways it could go to zero. But I would have a hard time forgiving myself for not getting in when I saw a glimmer of possibility in the crypto currency. Do I think it has vulnerabilities? Yes. Is that enough to make an absolute conclusion that I should not own any, no.
I own precious metals, cash and equities, which I'm sure you do too. To give bitcoin a fair shake in assessing it you need to own some and do some research. Go on coinbase, buy 100 bucks worth. That's it, that's all it will take to change your psychology and put it on an even field with the aforementioned assets. It will help you do proper unbiased research. It did for me, and though I am certainly not a crypto currency convert, it has changed my perspective.
Its interesting to me that the BITCOIN is being promoted because it is supposedly anonymous (which it certainly isn't ) whereas no one is fighting the planned demise of paper fiat (which certainly IS anonymous).
Goes to show you what passes for logic today
I don't think bitcoin is anonymous. There are a few possibilities with bitcoin, it was created by a malevolent government, as say, an E Dollar beta test, it was created by a benevolent govt (Greenspan good guy argument), it is what the believers think (a strike of genius programming) and still fails, or it is what the believers think, succeeds, and changes the world of finance (slim chance but we have seen some amazing technology). None of these seem like too much of a risk for a small allocation, particularly if you're not using it for nefarious reasons, but if you don't hold any and it ends up being the best protection against a well known, at least in these circles, debt based monetary collapse you might really kick yourself. To each their own.
Its interesting to me that the BITCOIN is being promoted because it is supposedly anonymous (which it certainly isn't ) whereas no one is fighting the planned demise of paper fiat (which certainly IS anonymous).
Goes to show you what passes for logic today
And who knows when TPTBs will outlaw Bitcoin. Just saying.
I agree there are plenty of things that make bitcoin suspect.
there are a multitude of "things" that make bitcoin suspect therefore anything more than zero things that make it suspect make it a fools errand to chase. Hence there are a lot of fools. Bitcoin is a knowledge arbitraged ponzi scheme, nothing more, nothing less.
Or make private ownership of PMs illegal? Who will you sell to? Better call Saul!
LOL!!! Unless you live on your own private island with good security and the ability to feed yourtself for years, finance and "the cops" are going to be the least of your concerns! LOL!!!
Actually I have 1 and 3/4 private islands. I'm letting the bears and the bugs provide my security for free.
.gov talking point
And don't forget to also get a few Dogecoin, Sagecoin, ReggieCoin and so on...
Do you also play every lottery each week?
Remember: you gotta be in it to win it!
#FuckTheBanksters
funny how gold was nearly unchanged.
Why do they even keep up the charade of a "gold market" ?
Of course if they were honest [which they aren't] they would just say they've pegged it to the dollar, at least until the fucksters run out of the real thing.
<shrug>.... if they keep using paper to push physical low, i'll keep stacking physical. ain't gonna do no worse than cash or a CD....
Would that be a Booker T, Jonnie? Or a senoir moment Jonnie?
There you go:
http://www.wnd.com/files/2014/04/toon042814.jpg
Where's the organ-grinder?
… grinding his organ.
#SaveOurMarkets
The Wealth Effect is becoming the Wealth Defect.
#DestroyOurMarketsAsTheyAreFraudulentAndCorrupt
#blackmarketsmatter
How about this one:
#civil disobedience
#greekliesmatter
#bringbackourgoldstandard
Just want to mention that here in Europe the media coverage is utterly insufficient. Tonight on all the channels I have access to there is barely a word spoken and no live coverage of the demonstration.
I can remember the fanfare and the fireworks when the Euro was "launched".
It would seem that Europeans were more worried/motivated by the existence of black cats in their midst than the sacrifice of an entire nation of peoples to bad BAD economic policy.
I must say: OXI
Perhaps it's just a game of chicken we're witnessing; perhaps TPTB are aware of this and simply don't want panic to spread to other regions...knowing...in the end that some type of deal will ultimately be struck. Doesn't it seem somewhat doubtful that TPTB would let Greece escape their clutches considering the substantial amount of work that's gone into building the EU?
bleh
Are you seriously this stupid?
Not to worry, tomorrow they will announce a new 'revised' plan to save Greece - everything will return to normal. The Dow will regain todays losses and PM's will continue to be price controlled...... Jerks!
Paper this over, fuckers.
greece is worth exactly 14 bps on the usa 10Y
wake me up when the 10Y yield hits 1%
Maybe tomorrow?
Euro denominated German Bunds might hit that soon as "those holding euro's are left holding ZERO'S."
A fantabulous day for deer in the headlights doom porn < whacks off furiously >
LMAO
Can I watch?
He took a video of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7sLYNwevDQ&feature=youtu.be
I'll even be nice to my downvoters.
http://eyebleach.com/
But that video was foisted upon me in a kind of rick roll way, so now I am determined to foist it upon everybody else.
Yes, i have to give you guys credit. You want the same thing you say the evil Banksters want, to see millions suffer so you can benefit.
You're as evil as they but at least you come right out and say so.
The current fraud is going to have to end sooner or later, and it will cause massive pain when it does. The longer it goes on, the worse the pain will be. So bring it on sooner, rather than later.
If you have a flesh-eating bacteria on your arm, you cut the arm off to keep the body alive. Yes, it hurts, but you're still alive.
The bankers are spreading flesh-eating bacteria to kill everyone, so they can steal their assets. If the goy survive the first amputation, they give 'em some more bacteria, until there's nothing left to cut off.
No one is asking for more flesh-eating bacteria, except the bankers. The rest of us are simply trying to avoid the amputations.
The markets will soar tomorrow don't worry. The feds ability to manipulate the market is not dead yet
As long as you are ready to die, there is no need to worry.
We're all dead, we just haven't gotten there yet.
Speak for yourself, these people won't take no for an answer.
Tomorrow is Tuesday, that's a fact.
Not really, in Asia, it is already Tuesday and tomorrow is Wednesday.
I upvoted your comment today, but I'll come back tomorrow and downvote it for sure.
Not with that extra second, you won't.
done
If they can manipulate the market why would their ability to do so ever become dead?
Vive la revolution, fuck you bernanke
Who would downvote your statement?
its probably the serial asshole that follwos me around here...
just ignore like i do...
Some troll probably did it...
-1
Sorry KS, I couldn't resist :-)
You only have one serial asshole Keiser? I used to have a bunch. My personal favorite tactic of a serial asshole is when they down vote things around you, that make it appear as if it is you, so that others join in.
It's interesting, I lurk on another site every now and then pertaining to psychopaths and psychopath "survivors". Many of the commenters on there are admittedly diagnosed paths, I see them deploy tactics like that a lot. I have learned from watching those bastards...lol
Tylers can see it, I am sure when they have time this is one big hilarious social experiment.
All of you people who think they have followers who just wait to downvote and then now downvote other posts near just to blend in are NUTS!!!
Because we all know Zerohedge revolves around YOU and your lame posts.
Yeah I am talking to you.
I may even down vote you.
LOL
Bullshit. Hasn't happened to me in a long time, when it did it was obvious. Especially when there are no downvotes on a whole page and then someone starts debating you civilly and gets downvotes and the same people are present every time. Doesn't take a genius.
I have watched it happen to others...
So I awarded you a rare junk.
People around these parts know that if yer full o' shit, really full o' shit, as you are, then I will take my PRECIOUS TIME and actually write out a response....like now.
I rarely junk anybody and I award Grennies more often, much more often than I junk..
When I read a well thought out post, one worthy of response, like yours is, even though I may even disagree with, I WILL AWARD THE GREENIE...and especially if somebody else has junked it if it was a response to one of my posts.
In fact I actually welcome junks as it lets me know that the post has been read and considered...
At times the junks expose that there are dishonest fucks on this website..this comment board...especially when I post about seeking out Justice and Honesty.
So please go ahead and junk away.
And you can masterbate while you are at it. I really cannot care less about junks.
I am more interested in frank, honest dialouge and debate.
Bernanke's Daddy?
Today's action in gold is IMHO the most disappointing PM event since the 2011 May Day Massacre. If this day's action doesn't prove to the skeptics that the COMEX is a tightly controlled price setting fraud run by the Fed and its minion bullion banks, NOTHING ever will.
Why? I thought the 'action' was interesting. The speculators are the marginal players on the Comex. Would it have been more telling if a bunch of specs just ran in and bid the price up a little -- just to sell it off at the first hint of 'good news'?
If one believes that Gold won't see its true 'fiat price' till the debt cycle works through its gyrations, one should be happy to buy at these prices and sit tight. I mean, really, what would you have done if gold went up $125 today? Sold it for fiat? Better to buy it while its cheap -- if one believes the true value...
"Gold holds steady while Greece resets to ZERO."
Certainly spunds like a good day for gold to me.
So who's up for a rematch of "Greece versus the IMF" here?
My day isn't complete until I see the little banner with all the clever images mashed together. It makes my whole afternoon. Love it!
And the deers were a bonus. :-)
A close up variation of one of those deer should find itself in the banner for a few more days at least.
Oh dude, wait till they post a "Donkey Kong" pic. Those days are the best.
nice try u banker fucks....
the Gold and Silver phony paper price move was hilarious today...
Silver below $16 - ok i'll keep buyin'...
thanks assholes.....
The copies of gold and silver inflated
which after the theft were thrown into the lake,
at the discovery that all is exhausted and dissipated
All scrips and bonds will be wiped out.
-Nostradamus
thanks for the repost, I'd lost the quote
Sooner or later, bitchez...
Maybe sooner...
Closed RUT (TNA) all in short options position from 6/22 at the IWM 50 DMA this afternoon...went a tad long weekly options with some hedging (yikes...just thew up a bit in my mouth saying went long)
IWM broke lower trendline drawn from 5/6 lows till today so could be more downside...100 DMA is not far off, but we are sitting right at the lower bound of longer term trendline drawn from 10/15/2014. Also RSI flashing over sold on the IWM 4 hr 180 day...pretty reliable turnarounds on the 4hr chart....Unless we are changing long term trend (could today be the day??? has to happen some time), think it may rip back up a bit here to keep everyone guessing, trap some shorts and milk the FED/Greece thing to the bitter end. Not a huge long position, just some house money at stake here. Plan on exiting at the IWM 20 DMA if we get there or next time Gartman says he's "pleasantly optomistic and abnormally long". Would not put it past them to float some B.S. Greece is all fixed again after hours to royally fuck the shorts who tried to soak up an extra nickel.
FWIW...just an observation, There was a pretty big OI on this weeks IWM Calls compared to the Puts on both the quarterly and the Weekly calls expiring tomorrow and Thursday respectively....those became awefully cheap, awefully quick. Also a lot of volume (see the 127 strikes) so smells to me like smart sellers covering at favorable prices. RUT also kept its head up into the close unlike the other averages.
Bravo! Nice to see the good guys win for a change. In the past all indices have followed SPY bounces from the 200 DMA, which almost never fails, at least for a while. Unless it's "different this time", but I know you're always careful, and won't likely get hurt much (personally, I think it'll get turned back again from the 50MA and break the Keltner again before we see the 20). Good luck. (Caught half of today's fun with SQQQ, if RUT keeps behavin' well, I may switch back to my old nemesis.)
Thanks, glad you are making out in this as well...think your strategy of going home in cash each day has been a winner with this unpredictable vol. as of late. The SPY closing below the 200 is sure to raise a lot of eyebrows...makes the contrarian in me remember all the times we breach one of these critical averages and appear to be going lower only to watch the faces ripped off...including mine at times.
GL this week.
Dude?
Didn't you get the memo to GTFO?
Thank you, JMF! Thought I'd stepped into an old-school ZH thread reading a comment like the one you posted. RUT, TNA, IWM,...got me some learning to do.
Headed to investopedia to decypher your message......
Quite welcome, but take it with a grain of salt....often wrong.
Old school ZH threads were nice...love to see it get back to that...the collective hive of knowledge and market insights of the comparatively enlightenend minds here (as opposed to CNBS)could benefit all of us who dable in the market.
RUT= Russel 2000 Small Cap Indices, IWM= ETF that tracks it (similar to DIA or SPY), TNA= is the Direxion Proshares 3x ETF that moves 3 times (in % terms) in the same direction as the IWM.
TNA has a natural decay factor in it wich works against it longer term...as a bear, shorting TNA either purely stock play or through options play is much more favorable than playing with it's sister TZA wich is 3x the inverse IWM...all you need to know is stay away from TZA.
Ex: Selling calls on TNA puts time decay and instrument decay in your corner.
GL
I bought the ZH decoding ring a while back. Helps tremendously with overstuffed technical posts like this one, as well as alphabet-soup shorthand that many ZHers post.
The dude abides!
Was the meatloaf good tonight in moms basement? Sorry I haven't been by in awhile kid, your mom, well she kinda got pissed when I "came in her ass"...she mumbles alot after her third double, and I didn't quite get she meant "cut the grass". It's all good though, we've, made ammends and I paid the pool boy to "handle" her for the next few weeks...so at least you have a father figure until I get back from the long hauls. Mom says you've been struggling with acronyms in school, don't worry kid, I'll lay it down for you when I get back...GFU, PO, KMA, STFU, BTFD....it's real easy, I'll show you...you'll be GED material in no time flat...at least before your younger brother...that brick layer is damn near 19 and hasn't finished 5th grade. Don't forget to brush, and stay off the meth.
Love,
Dad
Welcome to fight club bitch...you are truly chum in the water.
That wouldn't happen to be Tri Nitro Toluene would it?
This
“We Broke the Bollinger Band” from “We’re an American Band” by Grand Funk Railroad
Stuck in a range for 90 days
Neither longs nor shorts have really gotten paid
Sweet, sweet Janet’s been doin' her act
She’s been the whole show and that’s a natural fact
Up all night with a trading king
I got to tell you, put spreads are his thing
Spoos and Diamonds ain’t acting right
The longs may get their comeuppance tonight
We broke the Bollinger band
We broke the Bollinger band
World leaders are clowns
They’ll help us take this thing down
We broke the Bollinger band
Who is that big cheese from Omaha?
He’s hatin’ on bears every CNBC show
The host, she’s kneeling before him like he’s always right
But price discovery, it’s been outta sight
Now these fine bears, they had a plan
They were out to bleed the long weak hands
They said, "Come on shorts, let's get it on!"
And they proceeded to tear ‘Yellen Hotel’ down
We broke the Bollinger band
We broke the Bollinger band …
+100 Ha ha...except the idea of Sweet sweet Janet made me throw up a little.
Treading the fine line between truth and nausea is the key to a good parody :)
Little old Greece hasn't even officially defaulted yet, ROFLMAO!
"Nope, no debt ponzi here, no financialization bubble, move along."
To put it into perspective, the Greek economy is worth about the same as the econonmy of the city of Paris to France. Whats all the shouting about?
The shouting Greece is so you don't look at Communist China.
Or the Yen carry trade...
Between the unwind and Fukushima, that country is toast, and no lifeboat in sight.
"P. Diddy falls through hole..."; it was, obviously, a worm-hole.
I still say Grexit is long term bullish
No FED heads today. Have they left the party or what? If they don't show up tomorrow they will probably try propagandizing from the armagedon shelter.
what's up with all these squiqqly lines and what does it have to do with the confederate flag?
Russian Debt being lower than Greece's debt say's everything about the EU.
Italian Debt 3 Trillion Fucking Euros = 140% GDP
Russian Debt 230 Billion Euros = 14% GDP
Say What?
I'd rather Pizza than Borscht.
Every7 years a Wall Street ponzi scheme comes to an end. This ZIRP scheme was preceded by 2008 real estate debacle, 2000 dot com bubble, 1995 international recession, 1987 portfolio insurance crash, the 1980 20% money market rates. You can become rich playing this game.
Say it with me (and then Google it): Shemitah
And 7x7= 49 years was supposed to be a Jubilee year! Interesting tidbit why Jews don't observe Jubilee any more... Might make you anti-semitic to post it though.
Head and Shoulders Top intact:
SHORT THE PIG!
Much cum was squirted today by ZHers.
Guys with vaginas, I'm always jumpin like a monkey by the end of that song.
Technically no guy can have a vagina, trannie or not.
Technically real women don't squirt, the skunk shows up in the middle of the night and 40 days and 40 nights later she has no desire to have sex anymore and can concentrate on the pain and ring around the collar problem she also has. Hence the reference to being a guy doomed to be a squirter looking for the climax which will never arrive at the door, but the pain shows it'self the very next morning in private which transforms it's self into denial in public. It's a wonder life where something, always, will not work out.
PARTY POOPER.
I keep asking but no ones confirming...
IS THIS A GOOD TIME TO BACK UP THE MOTHERFUCKING F350 CREW CAB AND LOAD HER UP WITH LINKEDIN, TRUECAR, ZILLOW, YELP, ANGIESLIST, FACEFUCK, BOX AND TWITTER?
GO SF BAY AREA!! GO SILICON VALLEY!!
You GO BUY THAT FUCKING DIP MAN. IT'S YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY!!!!
By all means.
Now, I want you to stand right there while I go to the roof of this building.
I'm going to throw you a knife, and you're going to catch it.
Ready?
don't forget pcln
Gotta love them deers.
Well if there was ever any doubt, now we know where the Central Bankers Central Bankers live.