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Greek Supermarkets Begin To Resemble Those Of Venezuela

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For years we have mocked Venezuela's economy (if not its long-suffering population): it got so bad, we even did a visual summary of selected Venezuela headline posts we wrote over the years.

Most of these were expected, and in line with the transformation of any normal nation to a socialist utopia. None were more poignant than the images of supermarkets and grocery stores that have been ransacked empty as a result of the collapsing currency, devastated supply chains and soaring inflation (supermarkets which have since imposed fingerprint scanners in what is no longer capital but food controls).

We are sad to announce that what was once a Venezuela trademark has now transitioned to a country that until recently was among the most developed nations in the west: Greece.

As we noted yesterday, in clear rejection of Tsipras' plea for calm, the Greek population stormed (now empty) ATMs, grocery stores and gas stations as they scrambled to obtain, or convert, paper currency into tangible products.

This morning, the NYT picked up on the realization that for Greece ATM runs were last week's story. Now, it's all about the "Supermarket Sweep"... and hoarding. To wit:

Beside the lines at A.T.M.s, people were also lining up at gas stations and in grocery stories. In the small town of Spata, outside Athens, residents had stripped grocery shelves bare by Saturday night. The local Shell station had run out of regular unleaded and had only premium gasoline to sell. “Doom,” the gas attendant responded, when asked to describe the mood.

 

The frenzy at gas stations across the country prompted Greece’s largest refiner to issue a statement assuring that there would be enough supply...

And this is how Athens is slowly starting to look like Caracas.

 

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Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:33 | 6251135 large_wooden_badger
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Yes, we have no kalamata olives today

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:35 | 6251140 nuubee
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I wish I spoke Greek and had enough time to buy a sailboat in Greece and deliver it back to the states, I'll bet I could get 90% off in a week or so.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:36 | 6251143 138
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Coming soon to a supermarket near you!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:39 | 6251160 A Lunatic
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My local supermarket looks like this every Monday morning after the fucking Canadians, quite similar to a plague of locusts, have spent the weekend.......

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:47 | 6251210 unrulian
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Bargan hunting no doubt, better than the knee high sock wearing Americans that arrive in Canada in July with skis hoping to to catch some powder in Newfoundland in a couple of hours.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:56 | 6251255 swmnguy
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Do you mean the subspecies of Doucheus Americanus with the knee-high socks and the Nike shower-sandals?  Typically also wearing artificial silk baggy shorts?

We really need a taxonomy-based field guide to Douches, so we can quickly identify the type in the wild.  They differ greatly.  Take for instance the 20-something millionaire trader type, the guy who wears bicycling shorts all the time, the guy in the huge SUV who lines up his vehicle on the stripe separating two parking spots in a crowded lot; they're all douches, but very distinct.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:12 | 6251322 Save_America1st
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I thought they were called Americanus Kardashitardus, lol

No, you're right...the Kardashitardus are merely a sub-species of primitives

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:13 | 6251338 Stackers
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The 2nd from last pic .....

Is that the Greek version of canned cream corn ?

The one thing people wont even grab off the grocery store shelf in a zombie apocalypse ?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:19 | 6251360 espirit
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If you pick anytime around the 1st or 15th of the month to shop, most shelves in the USSA look like that due to the EBT crowd.

Ain't life grand?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:26 | 6251377 Never One Roach
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I did notice lots of purple Escalades at front on those days.

Now I know why.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:47 | 6251460 Theosebes Goodfellow
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The Greeks are, (at least to date), pikers at this. When they get to Venzuelan-style fingerprinting of shoppers, then you know it's a party.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 22:05 | 6252309 Richard Chesler
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You all miserable amerikan fucks think you have choice. You don't.

Try watching Wimbledon Highlights on any channel and all you'll get is Moochelle's ass every fucking time.

Hope and change mutherfuckers!

 

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 03:29 | 6253106 natty light
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Wake up wake up its the first of the month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PArF9k2SbQk

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:36 | 6251421 Dave Thomas
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I think they're pre-stamped, breaded chicken nuggets, at least the Greeks know what's good for em.

 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 18:25 | 6251602 localizer
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Americanus Kardashitardus - LMFAO, that's a goog one!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:16 | 6251347 MsCreant
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"knee-high socks and the Nike shower-sandals"

I keep seeing this. What a turn off. So this means at least some of you know this is ugly as all get out? What a relief. 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:22 | 6251369 espirit
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Yep Ms.  We do recognize ugly.

Lots of ugly.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:46 | 6252045 TeamDepends
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May take a beating for this, but we are sick to death of tattoos. If you are young and comsidering a tat, know that you are conforming and most certainly not rebelling.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:38 | 6251425 Dave Thomas
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Unless you're a holy man, stranded on an island, or getting out of the shower men should completely refrain from flip flops or sandals.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:51 | 6251471 OldPhart
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At present I'm on a staycation.  I admit I'm wearing oversized shorts and flip-flops (decided to put on shorts in case anyone came to the door).  I'm inherently ugly as sin, but I'm not going anywhere today so I'm only offending the dogs and wife.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 22:32 | 6252430 msmith9962
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I tried a staycation last year.  It just turned into a fixallthebrokenshitinmyhousecation.  Not relaxing.  I hope yours is more successful than mine was.  Gocation for me this time.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 01:38 | 6253020 kareninca
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No, that's not right, there is also the 25 y.o. cat.  I am sure it is offended.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:20 | 6251980 El Vaquero
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I dunno.  These guys:

http://www.ikonet.com/en/visualdictionary/images/us/roman-legionary-1005...

pulled off wearing sandals.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 22:34 | 6252441 msmith9962
Mon, 06/29/2015 - 21:23 | 6252168 Ctrl_P
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I was going to make a snide reply of being Australian, but then I reread your second criterium.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 22:07 | 6252323 FredFlintstone
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Can I wear them from the golf course back home?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 22:59 | 6252574 NoPension
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I don't remember who said it. But it stuck, and I can't unlearn it.

" there is nothing more useless than a man in flip flops"

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 03:34 | 6253110 natty light
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Reminds me of Kunstler observing "(paraphrasing) grown men dressed like toddlers."

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:35 | 6251414 roadhazard
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Don't they slash tires anymore?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 19:48 | 6251890 Black Warrior W...
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+1000 for the use of "taxonomy" in a zero hedge thread. 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:53 | 6252065 BarbaricRelic
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Signed in just to upvote this. 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:47 | 6251212 pods
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This isn't exactly a Venezuela, more like the JIT delivery service failing.  Now, if this remails like this for months, then we can talk.

We see this every year when here in NC when the weatherman mentions "snow." The bread and milk aisles look exactly like this.

pods

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:57 | 6251262 large_wooden_badger
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Believe it or not, the weather sages have inculcated a Pavlovian response in folks up North as well.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:03 | 6251289 pods
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The only difference is (I grew up in the north) is that down here the bread and milk disappear, while up there it is the booze and rock salt.

pods

 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 18:13 | 6251548 Temporalist
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Ha!  Bread and milk what a joke.  How can anyone survive on that?  Now booze and rock salt, that is a winning survival combination.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 21:33 | 6252209 TheMeatTrapper
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Nothing like a milk sandwich. 

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 09:21 | 6253695 large_wooden_badger
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You... are spot on sir! I wouldn't dare think of shoveling six inches of snowy powder without a fully stocked dorm fridge in the garage.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:06 | 6251300 Augustus
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COD is a difficult operating environment for the merchant.

Since no one in Greece seems to honor debt obligations, this will be the new operating mode for the entire economy.

Look for a lot of fires to start as they start hoarding gasoline in 5 gal cans.

 

Tzipass is getting exactly what he wanted.  The socialists' paradise has arrived.

I wonder what the game theory economic expert had predicted?  Maybe ViralFukus got himself a prepper handbook before he left the US.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:18 | 6251355 angel_of_joy
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EU is fucked ! Troll away...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:30 | 6251393 Never One Roach
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If a Greek were smart he'd get over here, sign up for a student loan [since aliens and illegals are now eligible even loans and also for scholarships even to taxpayers-funded State universities], get on Obamacare, head off to a section 8 apartment complex, grab a free cell phone and EBT card ... and they're all set!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:33 | 6251405 angel_of_joy
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Only problem with that is they'll have to get in by way of Mexico...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 19:02 | 6251750 wee-weed up
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That should't be a problem...

Our southern border is wide open - the Feds are not enforcing it.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:29 | 6252007 Bad Attitude
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Greeks don't look like Mexicans. The Border Patrol would arrest and deport them.

Forward (over the cliff)!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:58 | 6251265 random999
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Your supermarket will look the same when the west coast is dried out and the chines want to get paid with others than dollars for their next iphone shipment.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 23:19 | 6252275 Lead Balloon
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How dare you use the term 'fucking Canadians'? You should know that there is no space. a la fuckingCanadians.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:40 | 6251169 TBT or not TBT
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Scarcity under a central planning regime?   This cannot be.   Memory hole this whole thing, Tylers.   Holy crap do I have to everything around here?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:27 | 6251379 DirkDiggler11
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Greek groceries are selling almost as fast as Confederate Flags .....

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:50 | 6251469 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Tacky Dirk, but hey, I like it!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:34 | 6251406 indygo55
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Theres no riots and racist black and white people. Where are Soro's agents stirring things up? Where are the armored police beating people up? There doesn't seem to be that much chaos. I think these people will be ok after the initial shock that they are on their own.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:19 | 6251971 Not Too Important
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It's coming. Just give it a little time.

Greece is the Holy Land for anarchists.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:30 | 6251391 indygo55
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Lots of Greeks speak english. The real language is money. Everyone speaks money.

 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:27 | 6251382 Jumbotron
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The birthplace of democracy......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:35 | 6251139 dbystrowski
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somehow they got money to buy all that food...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:43 | 6251188 disabledvet
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No. Shortages of Shopping Carts apparently.

Not normal looting behavior that's fer sure...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:47 | 6251213 large_wooden_badger
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Imagine, no police cars were burned in the clearing of this store

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:05 | 6251297 Winston Churchill
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How very unAmerican of them.They need some lessons in exceptionalism.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:58 | 6251503 localsavage
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The Greeks just don't have the Black plague the way American cities do.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:37 | 6251150 durkdiggler
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Strong retail sales is good for GDP.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:46 | 6251205 disabledvet
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So is Civility...

(we'll see how they look when he Mega Inflation hits...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:37 | 6251155 Nothing To See Here
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I guess central banks can just inflate the bakery supply?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:43 | 6251193 bluskyes
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The British added 10% sawdust to bread in WWII

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:55 | 6251251 Ginsengbull
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North Korea still does that.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:38 | 6251430 Max Steel
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Prove it bull . 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 22:19 | 6252372 Rusty Shorts
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I found a 2X4 in my Cheerios. True story

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:55 | 6251254 Kaervek
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This is probably close to if not the last thing they are able to artificially inflate. If this turns into hyper-inflation you just die starved of nutrients.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:10 | 6251323 Implied Violins
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Kaervek - is that your real name? Or a tribute to a 'Magic the Gathering' playing card game character? Because if it is the latter, I am praying that Magic cards will soon become a real, alternative currency since I still have mine from college...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:39 | 6251434 Son of Loki
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<< The British added 10% sawdust to bread in WWII >>

 

I had a feeling McDoanlds burger recipe was not original.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:17 | 6251967 Took Red Pill
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McDonalds used to say "Made with 100% pure beef"

That doesn't mean it's 100% beef. It means the beef that's in it is 100% pure. Could be 10% sawdust.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:21 | 6251985 Not Too Important
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Kangaroo? Or was that Carl's Jr? Hard to know.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 18:11 | 6251544 mademesmile
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There are beter then Fiat. My brother just looked some us his up and yeah - plenty of $2-300 cards.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:08 | 6251311 Babaloo
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That was merely their way of adding fiber to keep the perpetually constipated British regular.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:12 | 6251331 jmcwala
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Low carb breads have cellulose-fancy name for sawdust.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:17 | 6251350 cossack55
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Better than High Fructose Corn Syrup and GMO shit.  I see Russia banned GMOs.  Russia looks better every day.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:22 | 6251987 Not Too Important
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Non-GMO countries are going the way of non-Central Bank countries.

Monsanto uber alles.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:31 | 6251401 SmokinMonkey
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the ingredients for the bread were 50% rye, 20% sugar beets, 20% sawdust, and 10% straw and leaves

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:16 | 6251962 northern vigor
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Mum said they added chalk to make it white.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:34 | 6252018 Ness.
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That's Raycist!!!  Put him up agaainst the WALL.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:20 | 6251979 Not Too Important
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Had a meatball sandwich lately? More like 20%.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:38 | 6251156 10mm
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See the stuff not touched and left on shelf. After about a week those who could but didn't will wish they had bought the goods.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:54 | 6251249 Stormtrooper
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They might wish that they had bought the goods but with just $60 euro per day available from ATMS (if anything) they may not have had the cash to do so.  Best to be 2 years too early than one minute too late.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:39 | 6251161 thamnosma
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Just imagine how many people will get shot when this comes to USSA.   You don't want to be anywhere NEAR an American inner city at that time.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:56 | 6251259 Kaervek
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I WAS ONLY DEFENDING MYSELF FROM THE OTHER LOOTERS

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:24 | 6251992 Not Too Important
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They have aerial sprays for that. Time to move away from urban areas, or any place downwind.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:41 | 6251167 lakecity55
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This what  socialism looks like!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:16 | 6251345 A Nanny Moose
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In Socialism, you stand in line all day at the store that has no bread....because gummint killed the wheat farmers.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:41 | 6251174 Aggathopos
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I dunno where these were taken, but the shelves in my supermarket were pretty full this afternoon...
Greetings from - what it seems - a parallel Greece...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:49 | 6251222 whotookmyalias
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That opinion does not fit the narrative and does not belong here. Consider yourself warned.

 

Seriously, good luck.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:53 | 6251242 Uchtdorf
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Tell us more... I would like to hear it directly from someone who will share without tainting the info with an agenda.

So no demonstrations, no protests, no rising crime, no hungry grandmas?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:19 | 6251361 cossack55
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They were snapped at the Greek neighborhood in Detroit.  The bodies from the drive-bys were already removed.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 21:40 | 6252233 Bangin7GramRocks
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Get your shit in order pal! Our stock "market" went down almost 2 whole percent because of your bullshit. Our "markets" do not go down. Ever! So stop fucking around and make nice with the Germans already.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:41 | 6251178 WTFUD
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Best thing that can happen WORLDWIDE is to GET RID OF THESE SHITTY SUPERMARKET CHAINS.

Local markets would also help the farmers escape these fuckers also.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:43 | 6251186 Platinum
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American supermarkets will look like that before too long, but with lots of blood and bodies. I have a feeling that the storm is almost here and we're seeing the outer bands hit Greece.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:07 | 6251273 Bill of Rights
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Bull shit the average American Home has plenty of shit food to surrvive at least a week or better... If you don't well than it sucks to be you.

Their fat asses are fat for a reason ...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:28 | 6251384 espirit
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3 days at most, then bands of roving hoverounds will be visiting a neighborhood near you.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:34 | 6251407 Never One Roach
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True, and worse, most Americans live paycheck to paycheck:

 

76% of Americans are living paycheck-to-paycheck

 

http://money.cnn.com/2013/06/24/pf/emergency-savings/index.html

 

 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:35 | 6251417 falconflight
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They'll be pig feed if they do.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:34 | 6251411 falconflight
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Remember the dumpster diving +24 hrs in NYC after a wind storm named Sandy?  Amerikans are clueless cows.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:17 | 6251299 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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A supermarket (or supermarket parking lot) is not the place to be right before/during the fall. Buy early, buy plenty! Can you imagine Walmart Supercenters during a real crisis?

 

Well, I'm off to the grocery store. Can never have enough corn bread muffin mix and honey. MMMMMMM. And yes I can bake without an 'outside' fuel source. Apple sauce is a good substitue for an egg in a baking recipe. A few more bottles of Kessler's Whiskey (for barter) wouldn't hurt either.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:43 | 6251191 QE49er
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You know the end is near when it goes from can kicking to can hoarding

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:45 | 6251202 rsnoble
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Time for a good ole canabalistic bankster BBQ.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:49 | 6251226 large_wooden_badger
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Those fuckers might taste a little gamey

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:54 | 6251248 Toolshed
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The dogs won't care.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:03 | 6251288 CCanuck
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Hey Toolshed, I would'nt feed that shit to my enemy's dog.

Rancid parasites, the whole fucking lot of them!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:56 | 6251256 Wahooo
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Just let the carcasses hang an extra week. They'll tender up. Then cook it long and low.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:48 | 6251465 Winston Churchill
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Not if you let them hang by the neck until their heads drop off.

Works for pheasant anyway.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:09 | 6251941 northern vigor
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Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:58 | 6251500 cougar_w
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Why waste the fuel? Not at all bad eaten raw:

http://twoicefloes.com/your-turn/cougar_w-articles/the-corner-office/

Little known tiger facts #18; she doesn't have to kill them to eat them. Sorta puts a different spin on what you call lucky.

Oh and while we're on the topic of insanity, some of you recall this entire series. Oldies but goodies. Set aside the afternoon:

http://fedtoatiger.blogspot.com/2014/04/hello-now-prepare-to-die.html

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:11 | 6251935 northern vigor
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If handled correctly you can remove a limb off of a live banker every week or so when fresh meat is needed. You couldn't eat a good fat banker all at once anyways.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:48 | 6251218 durkdiggler
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Noting that the Greeks calmly queue at ATM's, and calmly stock up on food. Some idiot reporter on Bloomberg TV arrogantly and ignorantly commented that the reason why Greeks are not looting is that they are not as well informed as Americans, because they don't watch the news and don't know what is going on. Wish I had clip...

Totally escapes these morons that maybe Greece being a civilized country, with an educated people. Don't have the same underclass of idiots, (or general population), who run out to loot a new TV and toilet paper everytime they feel disgruntled and abused about something.

Greece just gave a fat finger to the global banking kabal. So. For those of us who are about to die, we salute you, and recommend travel by bus, not air.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:52 | 6251240 large_wooden_badger
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The civilized behavior I suggest is owed to having a mostly a homogeneous culture in Greece. You'd see the same behavior in Japan. But not in Sweden anymore.

We can't have this in the USA because WHITE PRIVILEGE.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:18 | 6251353 A Nanny Moose
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When SHTF in USSA, best not to be near an Apple Store.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 09:23 | 6253706 large_wooden_badger
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The thought of a whiny liberal with a handgun robbing an iStore makes me want to cringe

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:48 | 6251219 CHC
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I'm picturing the same thing happening here in the U.S. except all EBT cards won't be working. 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:49 | 6251223 A Lunatic
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12 gauge will still work though.......

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:45 | 6251452 espirit
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... only enough to reach something with a 'little moar distance'.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:09 | 6251316 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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If EBT cards ever stop working you'll have civil war in about 4 hours.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:36 | 6251420 falconflight
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One can only hope so...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:49 | 6252052 squid
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Do you need to be a citizen to get an EBT card?

You don't need to be a citizen to vote according to SCOTUS.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:49 | 6251224 Able Ape
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Leningrad survived a 900+ day seige during WWii - it was brutal and cannabalism occurred.  Now, Americans panic if a store runs out of their cheesy puffs...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:36 | 6251422 Never One Roach
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God forbid Popeyes runs out of chicken:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 18:30 | 6251625 Village-idiot
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This last January (here in Canada) I went to the supermarket to buy some bananas. Imagine my surprise, there were none to be found!

That completely ruined my week!

/sarc

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 00:14 | 6252815 Jethro
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I buy Cheesy poofs for my goats.  They'll fight over a cheesy poof.  My wether will also drink beer straight from a bottle. It's damned weird looking.  

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:52 | 6251238 samsara
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here

Who could imagine
That they would freak out in washington, d.c.
D.c. d.c. d.c. d.c. d.c.
It can't happen here
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
It can't happen here
It can't happen here

<snip>

And they thought it couldn't happen here
(duh duh duh duh duh)
They knew it couldn't happen here
They were so sure it couldn't happen here
But...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:52 | 6251239 Fox-Scully
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Pictures do not even began to compare to the US pre hurricane warning.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:53 | 6251246 great_scot
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How long before an attempted hostile overthrow of the government also starts to resemble those of Venezuela?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:03 | 6251290 JuliaS
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Why do people wait so long to stack up? I could smell 2008 from a mile away before it happened. I spent a month's salary buying bags of rice, macaroni and other non-perishables just in case. It did feel like the world was about to end. It didn't. But guess what - I'm still eating what I bought back then. Money wasn't wasted. Better be safe than sorry. I'm used to living in cheap neighborhoods with unreliable plumbing and electricity. I always have plenty of batteries and candles, water containers. Even an extra tank of gas, just in case.

Don't consider myself a prepper by any means. Simply taking care of myself and protecting my family.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:39 | 6251433 espirit
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Would you marry me?

I think I'm in love.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 18:08 | 6251522 JuliaS
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Been married for 9 years, but there's plenty of fish in the sea. Look for someone with no debt. Make sure they read. Henry Rollins has a good standup piece on the subject (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFds_Db4OQc). He knows how to pick a woman, which is probably the reason he's still single in his 50's.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 19:35 | 6251855 espirit
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Tis a unique woman that reads ZH.

Few and far between.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 22:08 | 6252330 Cui Bono
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Reads ZH and cites Rollins.....

I feel a TV Party coming on......

No Freddie not that....

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 05:43 | 6253192 Zoltanne
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JuliaS,

Restack. You and the family are going to need a full pantry when the grind comes to a halt. Stack high!

(Nice to see another gal on ZH here.)

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:06 | 6251301 gra_msi
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This is what it happens when a comunist rules a country ¡! 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:07 | 6251307 mastersnark
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Huh? What? Bank problem?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:11 | 6251329 p00k1e
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Look at those shelves.

Go long Baby Formula for when the system goes down.    One gold coin per can, plus a little sumpin sumpin. 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:59 | 6251509 JessieSharpton
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You lol will always be my nigga pook

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:13 | 6251337 GTC
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I would not want to be on holiday there. 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:28 | 6251383 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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The tourists may be in for a treat! I've eaten souvlaki made with cat meat. Quite tasty. Too bad the Athens authorities closed down the street vender. (Found out it was cat meat after they closed him down.)

I was living in Greece when it was under martial law in 1974. We all suvived just fine!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:38 | 6251428 falconflight
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Putang is probably getting cheaper by the hour there.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 19:03 | 6251730 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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It's 'putana' you want in Greece.

There was a place in downtown Athens that looked just like a furniture store. Nice big windows you could look into as you walked by on the sidewalk. Lots of high-end chairs and sofas and a VERY good looking sales staff. They were NOT selling furniture!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:18 | 6251358 22winmag
Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:21 | 6251368 giggler321
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Looking at those pictures, they've still got noodles and millk, even if it's IMF fresh 9day old...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:27 | 6251380 Megas Napoleon
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Look guys, the mainstream media in Greece are all pro-european and anti-Tripras, because they are owned by the oligarchs that also owned the previous greek goverments.

If you watch the Greek news it is like a horror show that tries to scare people into voting yes, there are times that I wouldn't find surprising the threat of godzilla himself.

In my area the supermarkets were open saturday, Sunday and Monday and the picture was far from the photos above.

I see meat selves almost empty, Greeks in general don't buy meat from the supermarket, instead they prefer local butchershops with much higher quality products.

The atm line although were real.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:41 | 6251438 espirit
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Keep it coming, Nap.

We need real info.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:44 | 6251448 great_scot
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As a Scot who voted for independence, I can imagine what the media fearmongering must be like in Greece just now. It was scandalous what our 'impartial' BBC was allowed to get away with.

I sincerely hope you folks aren't so easily scared!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:21 | 6251983 hendrik1730
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By the way, that referendum was RIGGED. Enough U-tube films corroborate this.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 20:44 | 6252041 squid
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"It was scandalous what our 'impartial' BBC was allowed to get away with."

 

Your BBC?

 

Well, at least you've learned the truth of that. It AIN'T yours, someone else is driving that bus.

 

Squid

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 21:38 | 6252225 Toronto Kid
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Dude. Why are you surprised? The Brits rigged the first vote, way back when. So of course they rigged the second vote. It's tradition.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 23:03 | 6252595 One of these is...
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Why would you want to vote for independence from the UK?

I can understand you finding us sassenachs a wee bit irritating, and I'll confess my ex father in law was a sweaty sock frae glasgee and we both didnae get along, but, independence, really?

Madness, it's all madness!

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 03:39 | 6253114 Megas Napoleon
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Well the media intimidation goes on 24/7 for 6 years in a row now and the problem is that there isn't not even one tv channel to ballance the shaping of public opinion. Unfortunately they are doing a fine job at scaring people and managed to change citizen's vote the night before former elections in favour of the previous corrupted goverments. The previous goverments have passed laws that allowed media barons not to pay debts to the banks and taxes. We have also a case that one major tv channel were stealing electrical power but they got away with this.

The unfortunate outcome of this is that greek citizens are once more devided - which is something we do best- between YES and NO.

Some are scared, some are tired from 5 years austerity, some fled to other countries, and others that are working for the oligarchs don't want something to change.

So today is Tuesday and the supermarkets selves are full and busy as any other ordinary day.

One main concern though is fuels and we can see lines to gas station but on the other hand we as Greeks tend to overreact from time to time.

 

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 17:31 | 6251395 MFL8240
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This is what the American bankers will do to the whole world to be wear of this group of shit!

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