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"Unleash The Bullard": S&P 500 Plunges To 3-Month Lows, Nears Red For 2015

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Not "off the lows"...

 

 

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Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:41 | 6250583 skbull44
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Up next, a false flag attack blamed on Russia...

http://olduvai.ca

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:46 | 6250612 Supernova Born
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Baseless fiat makes all things possible.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:52 | 6250645 maskone909
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took a huge bullard theother day. damn near clogged the toilette

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 15:06 | 6250687 balanced
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Went to check the DJIA, and noticed a CNBC video linked on the page, so I clicked it just to see what the MSM is saying. The guy actually said that "... in the long run this will be seen as a non-event. It's actually a great buying opportunity." It's hilarious and tragic at the same time.

Although to be fair. I've seen every drop in PMs over the past 5 years as a buying opportunity, so I don't know which one of us is crazier. I suspect it's him, but I don't know for sure.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 15:01 | 6250675 ShorTed
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Bull-tard

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:41 | 6250584 Mohan
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About time

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:51 | 6250595 TideFighter
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"All hands on deck at the PPT!"

This bitch fell -300 before the taxpayers stepped in. Today was a very profitable day here in my corner of the world. Profit takers stepped in-it will still fall.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:43 | 6250596 Bryan
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Cue Fed commentator with bullish drivel in 3...2...1...

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:47 | 6250627 nickels
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No Fed save this time. This Chinese fire drill lets the Fed off the hook for the market collapse and they're happy to see it.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:43 | 6250600 This is it
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Not enough! BTFTop!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:44 | 6250604 pragmatic hobo
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are volume low today?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:45 | 6250609 Dr. Engali
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New all time high when the "Greece is Fixed" headline come out.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:47 | 6250621 TideFighter
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Greece Greazed is all it would take.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:45 | 6250610 disabledvet
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Can't WAIT to buy Titan Cement when the Athens Stock Exchange reopens!

WINNER, WINNER. CHICKEN DINNER!

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 15:10 | 6250736 USisCorrupt
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I will go Titan but to the Titan Mint for MOARRRRRRRRRR  BitCoin "Physical" !

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:46 | 6250613 Ness.
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They lopped of 50 point in the DOW in a matter of minutes.  PPT is laughing at this "crisis".

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:46 | 6250615 buzzsaw99
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once in a lifetime buying opportunity imo

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 15:00 | 6250672 Osmium
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So buy SPY calls for the ramp tomorrow?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:47 | 6250623 farmboy
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The new hiring policy at the FED is just hire any clueless asshole with a name that starts with Bull and never with Bear.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:47 | 6250626 WTFUD
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Quick Goldman are trying to corner the market in olive groves.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:50 | 6250631 youngman
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somewhere there is a canary singing in a coal mine...in a good way..hes happy today

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:04 | 6250985 Quinvarius
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Someone pumped 4 trillon worth of air to him, then billed me for his daily Obamacare health care checkups and EBT seed.  Of course he is happy.  He should have been dead years ago.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 14:56 | 6250659 astoriajoe
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Up next Kevin Henry sings "He works hard for the money"

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 15:12 | 6250746 holdbuysell
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Yeah, but Yellen is still going to raise rates, right?

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 15:13 | 6250752 zeroaccountability
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It's still up since Lehman, though, right???

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 15:14 | 6250759 aliki
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any jack-ass from CNBC wanna interview peter schiff or boockvar today & debate whether debt matters? I'm guessing no; cramer will broadcast how he "doesn't like the set-up" yet his Keynesian logic is imploding before him.

the macro doesn't matter until it does

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 15:19 | 6250788 Ghostdog
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Paul Krugman Boner Alert is still showing: Flaccid

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:05 | 6250998 large_wooden_badger
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Krugman was right, not enough easing to stimulate growth

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 16:04 | 6250989 large_wooden_badger
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PPT stuck on Greek field trip studying HFT goat futures, no access to cash, DOW 6500!

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