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Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:24 | 6255674 farflungstar
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70's Bush. A long time until pastrami flaps and Brillo.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:26 | 6255864 tc06rtw
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 She runs Vista?…  that explains  A LOT !

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 19:16 | 6256074 813kml
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Impressive, I would have pegged her as a Windows 98 kind of gal.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 19:30 | 6256129 HowdyDoody
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Russians response to the latest round of sanctions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4xo4ocGYUU

 

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 19:46 | 6256205 frankly scarlet
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sanctions are only to be applied by western Europe minus Britain...BP and Rosneft just signed a 3/4 trillion deal to develop Russian arctic energies....Boeing just sold a huge fleet of planes to Russia ....sooooo what sanctions unless you're a Parisenne wine dealer or a German machine tool operation?

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 23:46 | 6256891 Joe A
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Fuck the EU, after all.

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 03:06 | 6257173 Rubicon
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That's Merkel on the left.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 23:15 | 6256830 Proofreder
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Last frame -

Can be order at:

Hillarious  (no, not Her)

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 00:45 | 6257027 The central planners
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There is no cancel button just press ok.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:26 | 6255682 Bobbo
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Angela and I are on the same page.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:27 | 6255687 ymom11
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What does that naked image signify?

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:28 | 6255692 angel_of_joy
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Her youth...

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:30 | 6255696 Ayreos
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One of those "ladies" is Frau Merkel herself.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:33 | 6255709 Bobbo
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Not Frau Merkel but her mom.

And there's Leni Riefenstahl, too !!

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 19:01 | 6256003 ajax
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"And there's Leni Riefenstahl, too!!"

Leni Riefenstahl was a sort of Goddess. That won't mean a thing to you decrepit, disgusting and degraded men who like to fuck shaved silicon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXNj1wknPdI

For more fun, find the 1927 film "Der Grosse Sprung" and watch Leni climb the heights of  the Dolomites barefoot. I dare you to attempt it.

Until you really understand anything about her, just shut the fuck up all you jealous sods.  

 

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 20:54 | 6256457 Likstane
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Thank you for providing that entertaining and illuminating clip

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 22:34 | 6256737 Freddie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UssqJLx0Er8

Rammstein doing Stripped (a Depeche Mode song) using Refienstahl video from the 1936 Olympics era.  Her photography/film work was pretty amazing. 

Great lyrics - "let me see you make decisions without your televisions.."  Great melody with Flake aka Christian Lorenz on the keyboards.

Sadly - all of the people in those films probably died (really murdered) in the global bankster/industrialist war that killed tens of millions in Europe, Russia, Japan, Asia. 

The same monsters or their ilk like Nudelman/Soros are around today waiting to kill tens of millions more.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:52 | 6255750 Kirk2NCC1701
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She's the one on the Left.  Before she became the one the Right.

Flip-flopper!

http://chrisspivey.org/angela-merkel-naked/

Bonus:  young Angela dancing, while on vacation ion Greece.  Warning:  You need a strong stomach for this.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv-0XjrBVT0

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 02:59 | 6257167 FlyinHigh
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How in the Hell am I supposed to unsee that?

Damn it Kirk you should have never done that.

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 05:32 | 6257266 iClaudius
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I was drinking coffee before I watched that, now I need a new keyborad. I feel defiled.

It's even better with the sound turned off.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:32 | 6255706 Sudden Debt
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Harmless family pics, don’t you have those of your family members on your desktop?

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:40 | 6255731 TeamDepends
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We have hairless family pics....

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:45 | 6255743 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Merkins for Americans can help!

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:46 | 6255746 kaiserhoff
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Fascinating, is it not, that no one seems to have any pics of Bath House Barry, and Ballerina Rahm doing the gay bar circuit back in the day.

Almost makes you think someone bought them all.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 19:13 | 6256062 tc06rtw
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 Perhaps the lens cracked…

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 05:21 | 6257267 iClaudius
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No, someone else's.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:56 | 6255775 TheRedScourge
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The empress has no clothes?

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:59 | 6256004 cougar_w
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The image has a NSA watermark and suggests Merkel is being blackmailed.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 22:44 | 6256763 Freddie
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Odd how they came out only recently.  I do not like her or any of the NWO stooges but she should tell them all to go F themselves.

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 04:18 | 6257234 researchfix
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And how she is blackmailed?

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:27 | 6255688 Elliott Eldrich
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I love the bushy naked ladies on the desktop. I can just picture Merkel at her computer, slumped in her chair, muttering to herself like Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade going "mmm, yeah, gonna get me some hair pie..."

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:30 | 6255700 Ayreos
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She was just contmplating her youth... if you look carefully...

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:28 | 6255690 Martial
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wow coulda used a NSFW warning  here before i made the pic full screen lol

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:32 | 6255708 angel_of_joy
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Windows Vista must be the program of choice for the entire EU. That programming clusterfuck fits them right...

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:56 | 6255780 Infinite QE
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Could also be Mac Yosemite. The Gay Timmy's crack at an OS. Makes Vista seem downright stable.

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 04:04 | 6257219 dreadnaught
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Timmy happens to be your butt-buddy-and he makes YOU bring the lube!

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 20:01 | 6256266 napper
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Some would say Windows 8 is an even bigger clusterfuck than Windows Vista.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 23:43 | 6256886 Joe A
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No, it is actually Xp. The EU however is very much in favor of open source software like Linux. So am I but since most people do not even know how to operate Windoze that might be a bit of a challenge.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:54 | 6255770 Hugh_Jass
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Not suitable for anything! LMAO

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:32 | 6255710 Fun Facts
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Angela Merkel nude photos go viral

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/346992

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:57 | 6255783 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Rather disturbing that there exists a "market" for that.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:06 | 6255807 TeamDepends
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What is more disturbing, is that you communists killed 94 million people last century and are ramping up to surpass that THIS YEAR!!!!!!

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 20:37 | 6256385 frankly scarlet
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only 94 million persons in a century...lol the commies are such amateurs...Goldman Sachs did that and more (estimate 100 million poorest of the poor in the poorest nations) in one year bidding up food staples on the Chicago Futures raking in huge profits where banks were previously denied access; wonder why. So now you know how the NWO will lower the world's person count to one billion in a couple of years max.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 21:17 | 6256529 TeamDepends
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OK scarlet, you want to play? What is "Jade" in Jade Helm?

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:33 | 6255713 WTFUD
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Didn't blossom into a butterfly but that's petty. I just wish she stopped pretending to run that country.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 20:00 | 6256256 napper
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She is running Germany into the ground, per orders from Washington DC.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:35 | 6255721 small towel
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when pubic hair was respected

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:57 | 6255784 serotonindumptruck
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And before meat curtains were noticed.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:39 | 6255915 Consuelo
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Some of those majical exploding lunch meat curtains are better left under the grass...

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 19:14 | 6256067 newmacroman
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You should know

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 04:02 | 6257218 dreadnaught
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or Cameltoe

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:47 | 6255748 MsCreant
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I don't love Ms. Merkel but if I was her I would tell you all to fuck off. She was no centerfold but she was a fine looking young woman, healthy. Nothing there to be ashamed of.  No sex with donkeys, no bizarre accessories, or strange poses; just pure and simple, innocent.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:10 | 6255819 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Some people have a lot of difficulty seeing upper-middle class whites as "victims" of any kind. There might be a good reason for that.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:35 | 6255898 samjam7
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Miss Merkel was no upper middle class girl, she grew up in eastern Germany daughter to a protestan priest...so there's that.

And in that part of Germany people tend to swim naked, the free body culture is pretty strong there so I imagine the photo was taken on one of those beaches...a time she never even imagined living outside of communism or having these photos 'scanned' and 'distributed' over a thing called 'Internet'. 

That'll be the only time I defend that woman, but it had to be said. 

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:48 | 6255751 Yen Cross
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  Windows Vista, egads.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:27 | 6255875 Implied Violins
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And only three shortcuts, and no background pictures. Probably spends all her time trying to figure out how to work that thing.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:50 | 6255758 Arthur Two Shed...
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Long merkins.

 

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 17:54 | 6255771 corsair
Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:07 | 6255811 Commodore64
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Gyros-virus

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:09 | 6255815 vic and blood
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Nice looking girls. No tats, natural hair, actual womanly hips instead of saddlebags and paunch.

To those that detest natural hair: you are closet or otherwise pedophiles.

 

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:23 | 6255847 BarkingCat
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Agreed. I like some bush down there. Let it be groomed but let it be.
I wonder if all these school teachers fucking their students has something to do with adults shaving to look like little children.

Couple of years ago I overheard a couple of guys, in the gym locker room, sharing tips on shaving their legs. My immediate thought - fags.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:38 | 6255907 Consuelo
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Unless they were talking about going on stage with 30" ripped-to-shred wheels, then probably yes...

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:30 | 6255885 serotonindumptruck
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Excessive body hair traps disgusting and unseemly odors. It's more a matter of good hygeine standards.

While it may be considered to be somewhat metrosexual, especially with regard to men, the trimming of excessive body hair is more conducive to oral sex, if you're into that sort of thing.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:37 | 6255903 Consuelo
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Hmmm...    

 

Were people eating box back in those days - or was it just for procreation & git it over with...?

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:46 | 6255947 MsCreant
Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:54 | 6255983 serotonindumptruck
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That dude appears to be focused on the "taint".

Was "tossing salad" covered in the Kama Sutra?

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 19:19 | 6256092 MsCreant
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Look again. Two women.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 19:36 | 6256162 HowdyDoody
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The lower looks to have an appendage - Caitlyn?

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 19:38 | 6256178 serotonindumptruck
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Damn, you're right!

"fap, fap fap, fap, fap, fap"

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 20:43 | 6256411 frankly scarlet
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yes and much appreciated by those being eaten apparently, if today is a reflection of the past.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 21:37 | 6256601 besnook
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exploring the jungle in the triangle valley of paradise always kept them coming back for more. i, for one, loved the aromatic perfume of sweating pussy mixed with the sweet nectar from the flower of life.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:30 | 6255886 newmacroman
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Bushes fault

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:33 | 6255892 Downtoolong
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I bet Tsipras already "Un-Friended" her on Facebook.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:35 | 6255897 Consuelo
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Country pie...?

Isle of Lesbos...?

 

 

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 18:59 | 6256002 Anunnaki
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The hairier the merrier!

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 19:24 | 6256111 Atomizer
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Merkel is not running DC Matic? How dangerous and irresponsible. 

 

DC Matic: The Hillary-Approved Email Server! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlWo05vlKkM


Tue, 06/30/2015 - 19:38 | 6256179 xizang777
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Actually I prefer Blondes.   Odd to say, as all 3 of my wives have been brunettes.   But for fun there's nothing like a natural blonde.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 22:11 | 6256676 Atomizer
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True blonds have matching curtain and rugs. 

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 22:20 | 6256695 Freddie
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Almost always have blue eyes too. 

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 19:44 | 6256199 Blano
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Quicken 2005?  LOL

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 19:53 | 6256230 Commodore64
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Like Hitlary said, nude on stage.... read my lips, no more bush!

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 19:55 | 6256236 orangegeek
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Take a look at that black and white pic - there's far too many big salads in it.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 21:32 | 6256577 besnook
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a little balsamic vinegar and greek olive oil would have angela moaning in delight.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 20:32 | 6256378 mijev
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Ok, fess up anyone that tried to click on "OK"

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 20:47 | 6256423 Moe Howard
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Leave the sad old lady alone, not her fault her dad was a Stasi agent.

Her body was alright, but she had a head like a Holstein.

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 21:30 | 6256573 besnook
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it always amazes me how the ugliest of old women were mostly very fuckable/edible when they were young. the same goes for ugly old men, i suppose, from  woman's point of view.

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 03:11 | 6257179 Ace006
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Justice Ginsburg was a babe when younger. Trust me.

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 11:43 | 6258385 Anunnaki
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Can't say that about Kagan. She is Greenspan ugly

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 22:44 | 6256758 Anunnaki
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Shake your groove thang, shake your groove thang. Yeah! Yeah!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sv-0XjrBVT0

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 00:07 | 6256941 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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Windows Vista.

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 01:18 | 6257060 onmail
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No money

No fcuk

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becuz..

I am a Material girl.

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Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're O.K.
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away

They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold HARD CASH
Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are

[Chorus:]
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
That's all right with me
If they can't raise my INTEREST then I
Have to let them be

Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play
Only boys that save their PENNIES
Make my rainy day, 'cause they are

[Chorus x2]

Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
[repeat]

Boys may come and boys may go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me RICH
And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's

[Chorus x2]

A material, a material, a material, a material world

Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
[repeat and fade]

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