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Tuesday Humor: Merkel's Desktop
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70's Bush. A long time until pastrami flaps and Brillo.
She runs Vista?… that explains A LOT !
Impressive, I would have pegged her as a Windows 98 kind of gal.
Russians response to the latest round of sanctions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4xo4ocGYUU
sanctions are only to be applied by western Europe minus Britain...BP and Rosneft just signed a 3/4 trillion deal to develop Russian arctic energies....Boeing just sold a huge fleet of planes to Russia ....sooooo what sanctions unless you're a Parisenne wine dealer or a German machine tool operation?
Fuck the EU, after all.
That's Merkel on the left.
Last frame -
Can be order at:
Hillarious (no, not Her)
There is no cancel button just press ok.
Angela and I are on the same page.
What does that naked image signify?
Her youth...
One of those "ladies" is Frau Merkel herself.
Not Frau Merkel but her mom.
And there's Leni Riefenstahl, too !!
"And there's Leni Riefenstahl, too!!"
Leni Riefenstahl was a sort of Goddess. That won't mean a thing to you decrepit, disgusting and degraded men who like to fuck shaved silicon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXNj1wknPdI
For more fun, find the 1927 film "Der Grosse Sprung" and watch Leni climb the heights of the Dolomites barefoot. I dare you to attempt it.
Until you really understand anything about her, just shut the fuck up all you jealous sods.
Thank you for providing that entertaining and illuminating clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UssqJLx0Er8
Rammstein doing Stripped (a Depeche Mode song) using Refienstahl video from the 1936 Olympics era. Her photography/film work was pretty amazing.
Great lyrics - "let me see you make decisions without your televisions.." Great melody with Flake aka Christian Lorenz on the keyboards.
Sadly - all of the people in those films probably died (really murdered) in the global bankster/industrialist war that killed tens of millions in Europe, Russia, Japan, Asia.
The same monsters or their ilk like Nudelman/Soros are around today waiting to kill tens of millions more.
She's the one on the Left. Before she became the one the Right.
Flip-flopper!
http://chrisspivey.org/angela-merkel-naked/
Bonus: young Angela dancing, while on vacation ion Greece. Warning: You need a strong stomach for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv-0XjrBVT0
How in the Hell am I supposed to unsee that?
Damn it Kirk you should have never done that.
I was drinking coffee before I watched that, now I need a new keyborad. I feel defiled.
It's even better with the sound turned off.
Harmless family pics, don’t you have those of your family members on your desktop?
We have hairless family pics....
Merkins for Americans can help!
Fascinating, is it not, that no one seems to have any pics of Bath House Barry, and Ballerina Rahm doing the gay bar circuit back in the day.
Almost makes you think someone bought them all.
Perhaps the lens cracked…
No, someone else's.
The empress has no clothes?
The image has a NSA watermark and suggests Merkel is being blackmailed.
Odd how they came out only recently. I do not like her or any of the NWO stooges but she should tell them all to go F themselves.
And how she is blackmailed?
I love the bushy naked ladies on the desktop. I can just picture Merkel at her computer, slumped in her chair, muttering to herself like Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade going "mmm, yeah, gonna get me some hair pie..."
She was just contmplating her youth... if you look carefully...
wow coulda used a NSFW warning here before i made the pic full screen lol
Windows Vista must be the program of choice for the entire EU. That programming clusterfuck fits them right...
Could also be Mac Yosemite. The Gay Timmy's crack at an OS. Makes Vista seem downright stable.
Timmy happens to be your butt-buddy-and he makes YOU bring the lube!
Some would say Windows 8 is an even bigger clusterfuck than Windows Vista.
No, it is actually Xp. The EU however is very much in favor of open source software like Linux. So am I but since most people do not even know how to operate Windoze that might be a bit of a challenge.
Not suitable for anything! LMAO
Angela Merkel nude photos go viral
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/346992
Rather disturbing that there exists a "market" for that.
What is more disturbing, is that you communists killed 94 million people last century and are ramping up to surpass that THIS YEAR!!!!!!
only 94 million persons in a century...lol the commies are such amateurs...Goldman Sachs did that and more (estimate 100 million poorest of the poor in the poorest nations) in one year bidding up food staples on the Chicago Futures raking in huge profits where banks were previously denied access; wonder why. So now you know how the NWO will lower the world's person count to one billion in a couple of years max.
OK scarlet, you want to play? What is "Jade" in Jade Helm?
Didn't blossom into a butterfly but that's petty. I just wish she stopped pretending to run that country.
She is running Germany into the ground, per orders from Washington DC.
when pubic hair was respected
And before meat curtains were noticed.
Some of those majical exploding lunch meat curtains are better left under the grass...
You should know
or Cameltoe
I don't love Ms. Merkel but if I was her I would tell you all to fuck off. She was no centerfold but she was a fine looking young woman, healthy. Nothing there to be ashamed of. No sex with donkeys, no bizarre accessories, or strange poses; just pure and simple, innocent.
Some people have a lot of difficulty seeing upper-middle class whites as "victims" of any kind. There might be a good reason for that.
Miss Merkel was no upper middle class girl, she grew up in eastern Germany daughter to a protestan priest...so there's that.
And in that part of Germany people tend to swim naked, the free body culture is pretty strong there so I imagine the photo was taken on one of those beaches...a time she never even imagined living outside of communism or having these photos 'scanned' and 'distributed' over a thing called 'Internet'.
That'll be the only time I defend that woman, but it had to be said.
Windows Vista, egads.
And only three shortcuts, and no background pictures. Probably spends all her time trying to figure out how to work that thing.
Long merkins.
Just Do It
Gyros-virus
Nice looking girls. No tats, natural hair, actual womanly hips instead of saddlebags and paunch.
To those that detest natural hair: you are closet or otherwise pedophiles.
Agreed. I like some bush down there. Let it be groomed but let it be.
I wonder if all these school teachers fucking their students has something to do with adults shaving to look like little children.
Couple of years ago I overheard a couple of guys, in the gym locker room, sharing tips on shaving their legs. My immediate thought - fags.
Unless they were talking about going on stage with 30" ripped-to-shred wheels, then probably yes...
Excessive body hair traps disgusting and unseemly odors. It's more a matter of good hygeine standards.
While it may be considered to be somewhat metrosexual, especially with regard to men, the trimming of excessive body hair is more conducive to oral sex, if you're into that sort of thing.
Hmmm...
Were people eating box back in those days - or was it just for procreation & git it over with...?
Eating box is ancient. Kama Sutra
http://www.britishmuseum.org/collectionimages/AN00103/AN00103084_001_l.jpg
That dude appears to be focused on the "taint".
Was "tossing salad" covered in the Kama Sutra?
Look again. Two women.
The lower looks to have an appendage - Caitlyn?
Damn, you're right!
"fap, fap fap, fap, fap, fap"
yes and much appreciated by those being eaten apparently, if today is a reflection of the past.
exploring the jungle in the triangle valley of paradise always kept them coming back for more. i, for one, loved the aromatic perfume of sweating pussy mixed with the sweet nectar from the flower of life.
Bushes fault
I bet Tsipras already "Un-Friended" her on Facebook.
Country pie...?
Isle of Lesbos...?
The hairier the merrier!
Merkel is not running DC Matic? How dangerous and irresponsible.
DC Matic: The Hillary-Approved Email Server! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlWo05vlKkMActually I prefer Blondes. Odd to say, as all 3 of my wives have been brunettes. But for fun there's nothing like a natural blonde.
True blonds have matching curtain and rugs.
Almost always have blue eyes too.
Quicken 2005? LOL
Like Hitlary said, nude on stage.... read my lips, no more bush!
Take a look at that black and white pic - there's far too many big salads in it.
a little balsamic vinegar and greek olive oil would have angela moaning in delight.
Ok, fess up anyone that tried to click on "OK"
Leave the sad old lady alone, not her fault her dad was a Stasi agent.
Her body was alright, but she had a head like a Holstein.
it always amazes me how the ugliest of old women were mostly very fuckable/edible when they were young. the same goes for ugly old men, i suppose, from woman's point of view.
Justice Ginsburg was a babe when younger. Trust me.
Can't say that about Kagan. She is Greenspan ugly
Shake your groove thang, shake your groove thang. Yeah! Yeah!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sv-0XjrBVT0
Windows Vista.
No money
No fcuk
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becuz..
I am a Material girl.
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Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're O.K.
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away
They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold HARD CASH
Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are
[Chorus:]
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
That's all right with me
If they can't raise my INTEREST then I
Have to let them be
Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play
Only boys that save their PENNIES
Make my rainy day, 'cause they are
[Chorus x2]
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
[repeat]
Boys may come and boys may go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me RICH
And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's
[Chorus x2]
A material, a material, a material, a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
[repeat and fade]
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