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#AskPOTUS: Your Chance To Ask The President Anything
Back in 2013 and then 2014, first JPM followed by the NYPD decided to take directly to the Tweeting public and bring up their flailing PR quotient. The result for both JPM and the NYPD was nothing short of a disaster. Now, it is the president who has decided to interact directly with the tweeting audience as part of #AskPOTUS.
Alright, let's do this. Ready to answer your health care questions. Keep 'em coming with #AskPOTUS. pic.twitter.com/wK8RDF2H0i
— President Obama (@POTUS) July 1, 2015
Will this latest attempt at populist pandering also end up in total disaster after the trolls take over? The answer: almost certainly, and for a courtside seat to this slow motion trainwreck here are the questions as they come in.
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This is the leader of the free world ?
leader of the free world = oxymoron
Obamas, how much money do you save taxpayers by examining each others colons with reggies meat diagnostic tool?
Answer: None taxpayers never win...to the butt mobile reggie and michael.
RIPS
Do you identify as black?
Excellent.
Jeb Bush just released 33 years of tax returns.
When can we see your Occidental transcripts?
What's it like to hump a wookie?
That Sir, was uncalled for,
and deserves some sort of special award;)
Why does the US train and supply ISIS whilst pretending to destroy them?
Can you help to free Jon Corzine?
Please...
YO DAWG! Where mah free heffcur at MUHFUGGA?!?!
Can you help to free Jon Corzine?
Please...
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His answer... "I already did."
how many planted questions can you answer in an hour?
IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!
barack, who is john galt ?
1) Did you know any of the 3 gay men you attended church with that mysterously died right before you were elected?
2) Why does your social security number come from the state of Connecticut?
3) Do you know who photoshopped the document that was released as you birth certificate?
4) Would you rather have a library named after you or a golf course?
Maybe I should ask if he will grant my former Dr. a full pardon, and let him out of his Life Sentence...
http://www.couriernews.com/view/full_story/22429054/article-Randeep-Mann...
Here's my question Obama, you fucking snake:
Where is my $2,500 a year savings on health insurance?
+1000
Plus, I liked my doctor and was trying to keep my doctor, but apparently my doctor got away. Do you know where my doctor is?
Who says he humps her ?
I see what you did there.
Maybe just her leg.
Why? He'll just lie.
'Free' is a relative term now I'm afraid.
Leader of the Free Shit World.
Fixed it.
"We antagonized some folks."
Nicely done William.
Dear POS
Can you morally justify anything government does if it is done through threat of violence?
Dear Mr. Prezzy Din,
Why isn't there a special prosecutor investigating Hillary's destruction of her e-mails and the half billion in bribes while she was your Sec of State?
Oh, and how about one for you and treason charges for the massive abuse of the IRS?
We wouldn't want to set a precedent re-enforcing truth, justice, and the American way, would we?
Remember, the NSA is watching
I'm tempted to troll him anyway.
I did.
The NSA already knows what we have to say.
Exactly. If they are interested in who I am on here, they already know. And no, I don't consent to that shit. They just do it.
Yep. They know things about us that our spouses/significant others/close friends/etc. don't even know...
They don't care who we are. To them, we are just fringe ankle biters, easily dismissed as kooks.
The 14 person WH Social Media Staff attempting to be relavent with Presidential puff message control. All the BS that Americans did not ask for.
These are just datamining/honeypot operations so the NSA/FBI can figure out who to put in Fema Camps first.
For all intents & purposes, you are likely not far off the mark.
How bout those easily identifiable tat's?
Good as numbers & stripes.
more interested in the tits but I see your point.
For years, the general consensus around ZH has been that members are near the top of the shit list.
If you are not near the top of that list then you have been slacking.
On the Watch List and CELEBRATING THE FACT.
(Being Stripped and Searched at an airport, Lindbergh Field, San Diego Int'l, lets me know my position...)
Damn. Are you prominent in the Tea Party, Libertarian Party, or a straight white male conservative or something racist like that?
Last time I flew I got "enhanced screening" both ways.
After reading your posts for years, I suspect that you are a 'looker.' You have the attitude and confidence that typically accompanies such ladies.
Brains & Beauty! Can't beat it. Unfortunately, I'm sure the TSA 'professionals' love you, but for the wrong reasons...
You'll be among creamed beavers.
#AskPotus
Why are you a douchebag that even liberal douchebags who hated Bush still support with all their efforts?
Dear Mr President,
As a veteran I have great respect for the rule of law and sacrifices that have been made in blood and treasure to secure a democratic republic. I have great respect for the chain of command and our officials. My question is simple, when will you and congress hold Tim Geihtner's "arsonists" accountable? I am sworn to protect the consitution and will certainly do so, for free if necessary.
Respectfully,
LoP
Too many characters, fwd to e mail pls./s
Bro, do you even tweet?
If you swore to defend the Constitution why did you voluntarily fight in unconstitutional wars?
Twitter: the modern comment card in the concentration camp.
Nope. Not going to do it, too easy to get in trouble.
Besides, asking Barry a question would imply he's legitimate.
How many women and children and wedding parties did you drone last week? We really need to use double-tap droning?
America's deadly double tap drone attacks are 'killing 49 people for every known terrorist in Pakistan'http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2208307/Americas-deadly-double-t...
Rule #2: The Double Tap.
Ok I'll play. Hey asshole, question: Why is it that I went on workmen's comp that my dental insurance was canceled after three months? WTF!
POTUS= Why Bighorn, have you not seen that stocks are green? Now, do you really need to worry about dental insurance?
Reply: have you looked at the gold miners lately?
#AskPOSTUS
Dear narcissistic, liar in chief,
Are you enjoying destroying America, breaking your oath of office, flaunting the Constitution, and the continued build up of the police state, or just carrying out your orders as given?
-America
"When are you resigning?"
Does the medical device tax apply to douche bags?
He's tweating for the good-of-the-country. Or he wouldn't do it.
Mr. President, are you willing to eschew any presidential or private health care and submit yourself to Obamacare? How about your kids, will you send them to the VA to demonstrate it's safe?
(crickets)
Is he in some sort of bomb shelter?
POTUS - Why does your "wife" have a bulge in his crotch ?
Have you ever seen the nude photos of your mom taken by your Dad? Would you hit it?
Taken by his fake dad*
The scary thing is that there are people out there (in the GenPop) who are taking this question seriously.
On the other hand, what are the odds we'll actually see an answer of "was it in the news?"
My health insurance was a so called "Cadillac Plan" and was then downgraded to the Platinum plan, or else you would tax it. Now, my deductible is 10 percent, up to $8,000 per year. I've spent 3K more this year because of your change. Were you planning on paying for that? Maybe you could give me some tax money back?
The "Cadillac" plan was downwardly modified and then renamed the "Oldsmobile 88" plan. "Dynamic 88" to be more accurate.
And the oldsmobie 88 hood ornament signifies what the plan does to us. And for those that are too young to remember, its a chrome V-2 rocket.
POTUS - Who is Frank Marshall Davis?
Da Baby Daddy.
His name was Jamie Dimon.
Didn't JPM try this last year with---well, less then desirable results?
Mr. President,
I paid $170/week at work for the family plan, with a $11,000 deductible, at my last job. I put the maximum HSA deposit per week, which is allowed by law.
It didn't save me $2,500/year, and chances are those poor saps at my last company will get dumped on to ObamaCare. Luckily, I have cheaper, and better, coverage, but I had to change jobs in a shitty job market in order for that to happen.
Is this what your cronies envisioned? Be honest, now.
Tweet no good too many characters. Try again Keemoesabe.
Mr. President,
Y U so angry w/middle America?
When did you first find out you were a homo? When did Mooch have her/his surgery?
When did you first find out you were a USA-hating commie?
Thanks.
Why did my policy go from under $300 a month to $2,014.00 a month after switching to Obamacare? I have had no medical claims, and never had a problem getting insurance. You tell me that my plan will be subsidized; but you, as the federal government, are lousy shoppers! Who's paying for that
$2,014.00 a month policy? Why didn't you just keep me on the plan I had, it wasn't costing anyone else anything. I was paying for it out of my own pocket 100%. My new coverage sucks. It's no better than what I had. Not at all.
All the free birth control, pap smears and abortions you can take. What's not to like?
‘after the trolls take over’
Are the Trolls those who favor Obama policy or those who don’t favor Obama policy?
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that Michelle gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask POTUS
When he's ten feet tall
And if you go chasing status
And you know you're going to bawl
Tell them a Choom-smoking serial killer
Has given you the call
Call POTUS when he was just small
When the men on the chess board
Get up and tell you where to go
And you just had some kind of marijuana
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask POTUS
I think he'll know
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the sound bite is talking backwards
And the Jenner Queen's giving head
Remember what Ron Paul said:
End the Fed!
End the Fed!
Stolen from: Jefferson Airplane
This needs to be put to Banzai art
What planet is the POTUS on?
I hope you do a better job in your third and fourth terms.
POTUS lives on a small exoplanet called TOTUS...It's usually visible between the hours of 8:00 a.m. & 12:00 p.m. DC time. (GMT-5)
Dear Hack - Have you ever had a real private sector job?
I just #AskPOTUS if he had “The gays” for the Moustache Gay on the couch with him in the “back in the day photo”.
Some of the questions:
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Will you build a deathstar?
Why do cats steal babies breath? and what do they do with it afterwards?
When can I see that average savings of $2500 a family?
If I can't afford ACA this year how am I going to pay the fine next year?
Hey Barry--
Isn't being a gay Muslim an oxymoron? Or just being a moron?
Signed,
Confused about my identity.
Best one yet
Did you ever get a chance to suck Saul Alinsky's dick before he passed away?
He probably has it pickled in a jar on his nightstand.
Along with the SCROTUS.
An ode to Jamie dimon head of jp Morgan I will forgo the musical accompaniment.
I see you Dimon that spewed forth from The cunt that was your mother..
A silver spooned elitist bred to decapitate, lacking in statue shielded by bodyguards,
I see you dimon and so will they that come to judge the Morgan legacy the Rothchilds bastard that is your Ilk.
you sow a seed that is curruption you sow that seed until destruction
A Pox on your house that is ' dimon' a pox on your house that Is jp morgan
I have a question! Mr. President - If I wanted to literally destroy this country from within what would I need to do different than what you've done and are doing? Thanks!
Coming to a TOTUS theater near you.
Mr Prez.
What's the best way to stop rectal bleeding?
Since you, SCOTUS, Congress, and financial mangers who make policy are not following U.S. law, why should we?
You preach equality and fairness, where is equal treatment under the law now? Where is truth? Where is justice for those who have lost their life saving because of corruption and theft at the highest levels?
When will you admit you are deliberately destroying the country?
What do you put in Kerry's nosebag?
how often does reg give you a boner?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Looking for a single word of description fro this president is hard as there are so many to choose, but as time goes on, the one word that rings most true to me is Audacity. This man has more of it than any person I can remember. He can unabashedly lie to people's faces with NO compunction. Audacity of dope, as he must be so full of himself, so ignorant and insulated to actually believe no one notices or cares. Audacity.
mendacity is better.
Why would anyone ask that moron anything? That is just it. He is worth less than worthless.
Obungler would it be too much to ask, if you would take a freshly steamed rope and place it around your neck, then stand on a 3-legged chair?
How many heads does the beast have?
I don't tweet but this asshole is so beyond full of shit that it boggles the mind. There are only two times when you ever get to converse with any elected political idiot that is state legislature or above. One, is when the politician is not yet an elected politician and needs money/volunteers/staff or IS an elected politician and needs money/volunteers/staff and two, is when you are a delegate capable of endorsing said schmuck for a party. Aside from those two times you have no chance unless you too are a some douchebag banker or world leader. Once the fuckers have used you like toilet paper you will not hear from them again until more money is needed.
Truth
Why are your school records kept secret?
What kind of shots do they give you if a monkey bites you?
You are a lawyer, why the hell would I ask you any healthcare questions? Oh wait I got one. Are you still into narcotics?
does your mama know you suck dicks?
Was it some radical black power scheme to trivialize, vulgarize and bastardize the office of United States President; or is it just a bonus?
Dear Leader: Were Bo and Luke Duke raycists?
NEW YORK – TV Land has dumped "The Dukes of Hazzard."
The network is confirming that reruns of the 1980s action comedy, with its Confederate flag imagery, have been pulled from the schedule.
This marks the latest effort to banish the racially charged Stars and Bars from pop culture after various states began debating whether to remove the flag.
Warner Bros., which produced the series, last week halted production of toy replicas of the so-called General Lee, the 1969 Dodge Charger stock car driven by rambunctious Southern cousins Luke and Bo. The car famously features a replica of the Confederate flag on its roof.
Retailers including Walmart and eBay have stopped selling merchandise bearing reproductions of the flag.
"The Dukes of Hazzard" originally aired on CBS from 1979 to 1985.
Do you fear Putin or are you attracted to him?
attracted and fear he may not like boys. Thks, BHO
Dear POS: if your healthcare plan is meant to lower costs and improve health, how come I was just diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma while in the ER for dementia, because I avoided getting that suspicious mole checked a couple of months ago in order to avoid your fucking high deductible? Or, is your plan really a back-handed population control measure?
Obama,
Now that gay marriage is legal, when will you and Michael renew your wedding vows?
I'm really knowlegable, but do you know who Mr. Big is, the Big boss at the very top.
WRT Obamacare are you a liar cause you are a good Muzzie leading the Infidels astray or fo some other reason.
Spit or swallow?
"Why no free trade of medicine with Canada?"
"Why no single payer?"
"Why will these questions never appear on your twitter account?"
#PRstunt
#askpotus so what kind of threats really were made toward roberts' family to make sure he decided that the judiciary could in fact write law?