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Hillary Clinton figuring out how to work a fax machine... and this is who may become America's next President?
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What's a fax machine?
Fax Machine: A Device that the NSA may not have capabilities to log data. Also no Congressional Committee can subpena the records of the transmission as there is no digital footprint left behind. Best use when plausible denial is required.
Ho! I get it! You mean a fraud Machine.
Is this extra funny because today is Thursday, not Friday, as the title indicates?
Show her a vacuum cleaner.
That will really scare the shit out of her.
Doomed I tell you... DOOMED
That witch is broomed...ask Huma.
Who found that email? Why can't they find the rest of them---especially the ones related to Benghazi???? I thought they were all "destroyed"??
Anybody have the number for her fax machine? I have a stack of black construction paper to send her, stat!
She won't be the first faux president..
But she's an expert with the fux machine
HEY!
Hillary, did you like the way I used to FAX you? i sure would like to try it again!
C'mon baby, give me another chance. I PROMISE you'll like it!
William Jefferson Clinton
(sent from my i-phone)
More fake news, brought to you by the MSM.
http://money.cnn.com/2015/07/01/technology/hillary-clinton-fax-machine/i...
She's playing the NWO's bumbling candidate, just like Romney, McCain, Kerry, Dole, Dukakis, etc. She's joined the Washington Generals of politics;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Generals
When I watched them, back in the 70's, they were nearly all white, of course.
kaiserhoff your are a sexist pig! ;^)
You are or You're, not your- sorry Buzz- couldn't resist.
Hast makes wast.
Bill might be a 'sixty-second wonder', but having some HUMMA is a moment that lasts FOREVER!
SAY...
Are you making offending comments about my WAIST?
HILLARY
(sent from my ObamaPhone)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xobY1Wx6Kls
That would really fuck up her faxes.
How do I answer that thing?!
Well....most dogs don't like them.
Hillary Clinton wishes to be addressed as HC (stands for Her Crookedness).
Looney
good one
Its all digital so its all the NSA's but no worries because the NSA commies won't rat out the Clinton commies.
My new carrier pigeon business is really taking flight...
Try Faceplant updates or Youtube downloads with this...
https://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt
fax like any analog machine can be hacked/copied... like you are a young ignorant fuck i just wanted you to be aware of your misknowledge.
True story.
Wifey called me while I was on the job. Said" what's wrong with the stupid fax machine."
I replied " what's it doing?"
She said , " I hit send, the paper goes in, screen reads " 1 page sent" , and then it comes back out ???"
I told her, it's a Peice of crap, and does that often...keep hitting " send" until it stops coming out.
I asked that evening, how did it go?
She replied, the insurance company called and said please stop sending. They had 8 copies.
You cannot, I repeat, CANNOT make this shit up!
If I was that guy I wouldn't be replying to that email.
Uhm, Huma is kinda a girl.
Questionable, as she is married to Anthony "Little Dick" Weinner
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For those that don't know, Huma is HRC's longtime, most trusted advisor and confident. She knows we're ALL the bodies are buried
Bullshit. No-one has that good of a memory.
Also, a foreign agent with connections to Saudi moolah.
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2011/06/the_muslim_brotherhood_a...
Huma is the subject of Hillary's carpet munching...
Eeewwww. Please stop. I don't know whether to give you an up vote or a down vote.
For the record if you get any down votes, it wasn't me.
You think that's bad? Here's the one who taught her how.
http://www.boardroominsiders.com/profile_images/6833.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eleanor_D._Acheson
Apparently, Hill did a good job.
"What's a fax machine?"
A: The MSM. They print all the Fax worth printing, on behalf TPTB.
Q:
WHAT is a 'FAUX' machine?
A:
SHUT UP! WE decide, and YOU COMPLY!
Let's see. Hillary Rodham was on the original team that was investigating the Nixon 'Watergate' thing; but she got KICKED OFF of the 'team' because of 'eggregious moral turpitude' (or something like that).
At the SAME TIME, a company named 'Xerox' was just inventing with an antiquated way of sending 'FAXCIMILIES' by PHONE; using an old-time (expensive) thing that they called a 'modem'. THIS was about the time that I was working with others to help JPL fighure out the BASIC programming to be able to play remote-hosted games of 'Checkers'. IBM was 'out of the loop', you know (mostly).
It was 'The Wave Of the Future'. Gasoline was still $0.269 per gallon, and Blue Chip stamps were overwhelming S & H 'Green Stamps'. Rupert Murdoch was sill a gleam in the eyes of his 'Australian' parents, I suppose. Spiro Agnew was being 'deposed', and that Senator form Michigan named Ford was being rewarded for introducing the support for 'The Magic Bullet Theory' as far as his active participation in The Warren Commission. 'Withdrawl with Honor' was the 'catchphrase' of the day, back when HILLARY RODHAM was cutting her commiesymplant teeth.
I bet you never knew this stuff, Kirk. it's all true, you know.
I keep imagining this conversation only with the "football" and nuclear launch codes. "I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"
Is it FRIDAY??
God Help Us.
..... especially when we start getting our friday humor on thursday
Oh thank you! I thought maybe I was missing a new inside joke from the ZH threads lol.
No Dagny, you're only as confused as the rest of us;)
She actually turned it off because she thought it was a "facts machine." She wasn't sure what it was, but it sounded dangerous.
anybody notice the two different email addresses?
hrod17 and HRD - WTF
There's some BS explanation out there from the Hillary camp that hrd22 was an old email and somehow still showed up when she was using her "new" email, but since it's coming from the Hillary camp we can rest assured the explanation is bullshit.
the email thread is the same but two different addresses.
It can only be explained by two seperate accounts with the clintonemail domain servers mapped into a single device or seperate devices integrated into the Exchange servers behind clintonemail. BUT she stated she had only one device -
HRC is a very dangerous person.
segregated networks is like basic IT security, ya know...
She receives all email on multiple devices and has different devices with send default set to use different email address. For instance first few she was responding from a PC at the house then responded on her smart phone after she left the house. Using Outlook pop3 set up and choosing a different send default address on the different devices would cause it. She receives all email on all devices and you can tell which she responds from by which reply address us used.
America - this is a very strange country. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, all the presidents of the United States - it is idiots. The population of the United States knows that their next president - this is only another moron.
But each time, the population of the United States, votes for each of the next idiot, twice.
Dear Hillary,
Here's how to use a fax machine.
1) Plug in fax machine.
2) Sit naked in a full bathtub.
3) Turn fax machine on.
4) Hit "Send"
5) Drop fax machine into the water.
Hope this helps!
Banned for using Hillary and Naked in same posting
For life...
LOL, this should get your mind right.
http://eyebleach.us
Buckaroo....Thank you for that! Such beautiful women.
Some of the best pictures were those who were fully clothed! Amazing!
Great work, Buck.
We all need a hobby;)
How about Bea Arthur, Hillary, and naked?
Will this be on the next episode of "Naked & Afraid"?
God, I hope so.
I learned typing in the 1970s, Morse code in the Army and operate Telex machines.
Fax came much later andmsn email.
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Fax in the tub was great!
Hopefully the hairspray she wears in her hair not isolate the power.
kkkkkkkkkkk
What are you worried about? As long as she doesn't hit that little red button in the brief case we are all good.
I think I also don't remember to use a Fax. Is that something bad?
I have said this already, the only value in releasing these e-mails will be the comedy gold that comes out of it. We all know by now that America has a "Just-us" system and Hillary will be the next puppet in chief.
Jim Ricktards says it will be Joe Bidet and not Hitlery. That must be true because he (Ricktards) is impeccably connected.
She said she was ordinary when asked about her income and wealth. What she really meant, was that she had an IQ under 80.
I'd expect Hillarys' handlers to be playing the "retard" card ASAP. The Scooby van will be repainted bright Yellow, and renamed the 2016 SHORT BUS.
funniest thing I've read today!
Hillary it's like licking carpet once you learn how you never forget.
This woman hasn't driven a car since 1996, what a skill set she brings, should fit in well with the community organizer type.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/01/27/hillary-clinton-last-time-i-drove-was-1996/
She may be the Dems choice (who said Dems had any common sense), but she won't be the mass majority who pay taxes choice!
Right, and the black districts won't turn out to vote 110% for her, either. She's a straw candidate and everyone knows it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGDm4jkDbGQ
As soon as she pleads the fifth in front of Congress over those lost Benghazi emails her campaign is over
"I thought it was supposed to be off the hook to work?"
No Hillary, that's just you and Bill.
Billions of Women who had to work a fax machine for 30 years to survive just cried out in agony.
I hear only the ' little people ' know how to run fax machines.
Leprechauns?
On one level the 'selection' of hilary clinton as POTUSover anyone else, will be the one thing that happens in 2016 that will confirm that the majority of electoral votes' states' citizens are indeed going to get the government they deserve.
It is an unfortunate circumstance that, while confirming that representative democracy still exists in the United States, at least when it comes to the theater of the absurd, of which Gay 'marriage', and burning Confederate flags are paramount issues in the minds of that no information majority, it is alive and well.
Heaven help the rest of us who must either leave for 4-8 yrs or stick around for the travesty of two clintons, once again in the Oral Office.
Pretty sure.Monica wont be sucking Hillary'cock.
What difference does it make if the fax machine was started by a youtube video made by some nut job or if a bunch of guys just wanted to go on a friday rampage and shoot up a Office Max Senator, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!!!!!
And that, boys and girls, is a keeper!
Instantaeous classic. Thank you for your post.
Wow you sound so assertive.
Hillary's Secretary: "Doctor, Hillary has been run over by a steam roller. What do I do?"
Doctor: Send her over by fax and I'll see what I can do."
Hillary's Secretary: Face up or face down?"
Doctor: "It's hard to tell either way, so don't worry."
I thought we just had a leap second? not a leap day. Or is thursday the new friday.
The Duchess of Sleaze.
Probably got carried away fingering herself listening to Huma.
Huma works at the treasury department in Riyadh and was trying to transfer monies to the Clinton Foundation for the last military shipment.
H,
Just shake the phone line, the fax probably just got stuck in the line...
Hold the fax machine up in the air so it can get better reception. It needs 4 or 5 bars to receive a fax.
This just in, from the Howie Carr Show in Boston, MA. ( on AM 680 WRKO), the headline from the Boston Globe is "emails "Humanize" Hillary." Go ahead and make your response of choice. Me, I'm going to listen to some Richard Nixon tapes and remember the good old days of our country. Oh and I'm going to read up on Title 8 and clean the guns.
US Govt. application form 119-P
Eligibility to become President of the USA
Name: Hitlery Clitton
<--- I am human
x <--- I identify as human
Bill was probably tying up the line on a 900 number
I remember when Bush senior had his run in with the bar code readers at stores.....
All politicians are dumber than wood.
Fabricated distractions, like this one. Do you see the cue card in Danny Boy's hand?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdqbi66oNuI
Actually here in Canada we had our holiday yesterday...so today is Saturday not friday!
Fuck now I don't know what day it is.
Here in the United (bankrupt) States it's Thursday afternoon. You should probably pace yourself... It's going to be a long weekend.
No kidding Yen. Hell, if I had been on Friday's schedule I would have bought three cases of beer and two 1.75 liter bottles of Bacardi rum because that's for the women and their Pina Colada fetish. OK, that statement is not entirely true. Instead, I only bought one case of beer and one bottle of rum. I should just quit fucking around and buy in bulk but where does a guy store a couple pallets worth of liquor? Could you imagine the looks on the neighbors faces if I started buying pallet loads of beer? The neighbors already think I am a bit odd but they can fuck off because I was here first. I fell of the wagon on the marijuana moratorium as well but I wait untill really late to fire up.
On that note, I might add that I am considering doing Sunday liquor sales out of my garage here in Minnesota where you can not buy liquor on Sundays. Instead of a lemonade stand I will have a liquor stand. I think that is when the cops show up but I am ready to push the issue a little bit. A case of $17 beer on Sunday is going to have to bring me $34. Cash only.
You idjit, just check the colander!
It is still Thursday in most of the Western Hemisphere and much of Europe. Perhaps it is the wee hours of Friday morning over in the Far East.
But at this point what difference does it make?
Well according to Tyler it's Friday. According to you and Yen it's thursday, and according to me it's Saturday...guess that leap second really did fuck things up.
This is pretty tame compared to the emails they aren't releasing.
In a FOX news sort of way, they might be entertaining, but they don't reveal anything that will stop her march to the throne or from raking in more dough.
Bush or Clinton.
Does it even matter anymore?
How to use a fax machine:
1) Kill yourself.
dasdfszADfads double post
We'll know you've thrown in the towel my American Partners if this dwarf on steroids gets her fanny in Offal Orifice.
Tweet to Hillary -
“Bill, leave the e-mail on the counter. We have a server, Consuela.”
“Bill, why do the cigars smell like tuna again?”
You get the idea.
Hillary sends her own faxes?
Good on her!!!
/s
The reason Huma has a job with HRC is that she has the superhuman ability to resist responses like telling HRC to press the overcharge button.
Not sure how to get a pic to show here, so here's a link to it ...
https://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/2226/4632/original.jpg
The southern tip of Argentina might be a good spot to move to if she gets elected.
For the name alone!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tierra_del_Fuego
Back in my day, we had to put our dick on something resembling a phone if we wanted to send dick pics.
Pathetic. My ex mastered the fax without my help decades earlier.
She thought they said 'facts machine'. Had her scared for a minute.
Last spring when Hillary's private server was hacked, fauxgressive Ed Schultz of the Obama Channel (soon to be the Cankles Chanel) opined that due to Hillary's generation she should be given a pass on not having a grip on this new fangled technoligy
I dont think he intended it, but I can think of no better reason she is unqualified to be President/Temporary Emperor in this digital age
Looks like another American ambassador will die due to goof up by a blonde woman of America
(who has already assumed that she is prez. of USA)