Trading Stocks - It's Easier Than Farmwork... And Porn

Tyler Durden's picture

While the Chinese recently found out that making money from trading is, in fact, not "easier than farmwork," it appears in America, trading stocks is back en vogue... Meet 2014 Playmate of the Year, Kennedy Summers, who has given it all up to become a day trader...

 

Brings to mind the terms "all in" and "tight stops"...

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NotApplicable's picture

I bet she gets lots of hot tips.

ParkAveFlasher's picture

I'm going long!  I'm going long! 

tc06rtw's picture

 
 … and I don’t have to cover my shorts !

Save_America1st's picture

Her...a million Chinese housewives, the banana cart guy, and the shoe shine boy all can't be wrong...right?  ;-)

kaiserhoff's picture

Meanwhile, in America...,

George Pataki launched into a vicious personal attack on Donald Trump, for daring to say illegal immigration is a bad thing.

Not on the approved list of yid talking points.  Well done, Donald,

now about that comb over....

wmbz's picture

George Pataki... Is a true moron... he has the mental depth of  birdbath!

wee-weed up's picture

 

 

Looks like the stock market has finally jumped the shark.

Be glad... at least she's not promoting the buying of gold...

If so, it would certainly foretell the biggest gold plunge in history.

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

Meanwhile, Veronica Vain left Wallstreet to become a porn star.

Never One Roach's picture

She obviously a very bright gal. You can tell just by looking at her.....

 

BTW, was there any sound with this video?

forexskin's picture

lets pretend i'm joe kennedy and she's my *shoeshine*. yup, i want in, or is it out, or in? out... in ... out...

i'm feeling it now!

Temporalist's picture

Wow a scantily clad blonde chick in a red dress on Fox...how unusual.

mliu_01's picture

Where do I sign up for "naked short with stars" reality show?

Dame Ednas Possum's picture

Despite being an obvious pro, she's bound to have her assets stripped only to be left on her knees.

DavidC's picture

She MUST have a PhD in economics.

Right?

DavidC

J Jason Djfmam's picture

At this point he should just shave his head.

Clowns on Acid's picture

or at least staple the friggin thing down.

swmnguy's picture

Joe Kennedy is credited with knowing the market was about to crash in 1929 when he started getting stock tips from cabdrivers, barbers, and most famously, the shoeshine boy.  American society has changed since 1929.  Today, an American male is more likely to have a daily interaction with pornography than a shoeshine boy.  So yes indeed, when you're getting stock tips from a Playboy Bunny, it's time to GTFO the market.

Winston Churchill's picture

So you're saying the " topless is in".

TheReplacement's picture

No matter what, she can do fine.  Even in the worst case scenario, I'd feed her.  If she swallows or not is up to her.

Rainman's picture

somebody stop her ...she trading the wrong thing !

Fun Facts's picture

her favorite position is selling naked straddles

villainvomit's picture

If this is not a sign of a markets gone wild, I don't know what is !

Larry Dallas's picture

She is stunning. I've been stalking her on Instagram for a while. She's a paid shill though for some group I think. Check her twatter out.

Jumbotron's picture

Well...one thing is true. Whether in porn or day trading, sooner or later she's going to take it up the ass.

robertsgt40's picture

No doubt she has real ASSets to pledge as collateral. I'm surprised she isn't already in mining. Ya know like digging for gold.  

WVO Biker's picture

I say she is a super good looking lady and she seems to have a very kind and friendly personality. I bet the other commentors either have no personal experience in the markets or at some early point in their trading carreers they themselves were over optimistic about their own trading skills and they even told someone else about it. Maybe Kennedy Summers still needs to find her proper time horizon but lets welcome her in the trading community and wish her success.

Ars longa vita brevis. 

Kaiser Sousa's picture

"bitch shut the fuck up and do what u do...get naked..."

the glorious markets....

Philo Beddoe's picture

I betcha she thinks Gold is backed by nothing. Remember that bimbo? 

J Jason Djfmam's picture

Gold IS backed by nothing.

It doesn't need anything backing it.

OMG! Something that doesn't need any banker bullshit to prop it up!

Shaznardickleze the Doon's picture

Sherlock... Sherlock Holmes at our service.

Gold is backed by silver... ha-cha-cha 

And silver is backed by copper.

And copper is backed by high velocity lead bullion bitchez. 

A Nanny Moose's picture

More like Plastikmate.

Yen Cross's picture

 The BigBlackCock Queen has spoken.  ROTFLMFAO! Ouch my balls.

Hitlery_4_Dictator's picture

Like totally, like really, like I turned my computer into an atm, like totally....fuck this shit, fox news sucks, this bitch is trash and the USA is modern day babylon...it's going down hard

highandwired's picture

The USA is what is referred to in the Bible as "daughter of babylon", not Babylon itself (I suspect Babylon is modern day Israel.

 

As in:

 

"O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us."

Psalm 137:8

 

Edit:  I didn't junk you

villainvomit's picture

hilarious....jociosa..insania.....I made 1400 usd on this stock and made 200 usd for just clicking a button.....really ?

a plastic surgery playboy model outsmarting algos and mathmaticians running code ?

 

Really ?  Ha ha

villainvomit's picture

Heck VV, I give her a plus one for not using stops, but a negative two for not knowing what a stop is.....I am out.

 

kaiserhoff's picture

Yaz, I'm often asked to give a speech,

  and then someone teaches me all about the area I'm supposed to speak about.

     Tits......, at least she admits there is a lot of "in and out."

Tinky's picture

Hmmm...first the – ahem – banana seller, and now this?

I suppose that they would make a cute couple.

cowdiddly's picture

Who was it in the 1929 that said  He knew the market had topped when his shoeshine boy started giving him a hot stock tips. Joseph P. Kennedy

and besides them tits ain't real assets, they're derivatives.

Freddie's picture

and besides them tits ain't real assets, they're derivatives.

They are credit default swaps (CDS).  

When the face starts to go and the credit card is getting maxxed out, she will swap them for bigger ones to start doing freaky p*rn and hooking.

Freddie's picture

Jane Mansfield supposedly had an IQ of 163 and probably a bra size of 44. 

Julie Newmar (the best Catwoman) has an IQ of 135: Q: 135. Height: 5'11” Weight: 145 pounds. Measurements: 38-23-38.

She was smoking hot.  I was amazed that TV allowed Julie Newmar to wear that Cat Woman outfit on a day time TV show for kids aka Bat Man.

https://doclehman.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/julie11.jpg

This playmate nonsense and day trading is BS.  I guess she deserves some fame for having to put up with that creepy and vil old Pimp Hugh Hefner.

ajax's picture

 

 

Freddie, you forgot to mention Hedy Lamarr:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamarr

And by the way Julie Newmar was more than Cat Woman on the old Batman show, she was Rhoda the Robot on "My Living Doll" and a whole lot more - all pretty much crap but she was always terrific.

 

Freddie's picture

Julie Newmar was also on a Star Trek episode where she wanted to kill her unborn baby and Bones had to deliver it or something.  She was the green wild dancer on Star Trek and was on another one episode.

http://ayay.co.uk/backgrounds/science_fiction/star_trek/star-trek-babes-...

She was hot even into her 70s, a bit of a diva but man as Cat Woman she could make your TV melt.

Here she is as Rhoda the robot in my living doll.  Note Patrick MacNee (sp?) who just died recently.

http://ib1.huluim.com/video/60193152?region=US&size=600x400