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Trading Stocks - It's Easier Than Farmwork... And Porn
While the Chinese recently found out that making money from trading is, in fact, not "easier than farmwork," it appears in America, trading stocks is back en vogue... Meet 2014 Playmate of the Year, Kennedy Summers, who has given it all up to become a day trader...
Brings to mind the terms "all in" and "tight stops"...
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I bet she gets lots of hot tips.
I'm going long! I'm going long!
… and I don’t have to cover my shorts !
Her...a million Chinese housewives, the banana cart guy, and the shoe shine boy all can't be wrong...right? ;-)
Meanwhile, in America...,
George Pataki launched into a vicious personal attack on Donald Trump, for daring to say illegal immigration is a bad thing.
Not on the approved list of yid talking points. Well done, Donald,
now about that comb over....
George Pataki... Is a true moron... he has the mental depth of birdbath!
Looks like the stock market has finally jumped the shark.
Be glad... at least she's not promoting the buying of gold...
If so, it would certainly foretell the biggest gold plunge in history.
Meanwhile, Veronica Vain left Wallstreet to become a porn star.
She obviously a very bright gal. You can tell just by looking at her.....
BTW, was there any sound with this video?
lets pretend i'm joe kennedy and she's my *shoeshine*. yup, i want in, or is it out, or in? out... in ... out...
i'm feeling it now!
Wow a scantily clad blonde chick in a red dress on Fox...how unusual.
Where do I sign up for "naked short with stars" reality show?
Despite being an obvious pro, she's bound to have her assets stripped only to be left on her knees.
She MUST have a PhD in economics.
Right?
DavidC
At this point he should just shave his head.
or at least staple the friggin thing down.
Joe Kennedy is credited with knowing the market was about to crash in 1929 when he started getting stock tips from cabdrivers, barbers, and most famously, the shoeshine boy. American society has changed since 1929. Today, an American male is more likely to have a daily interaction with pornography than a shoeshine boy. So yes indeed, when you're getting stock tips from a Playboy Bunny, it's time to GTFO the market.
So you're saying the " topless is in".
No matter what, she can do fine. Even in the worst case scenario, I'd feed her. If she swallows or not is up to her.
Heheh. Zero Hedge knows its audience well:
Mainly unemployed, right-wing males.
I must say that for a "progressive", you sound like a very consistent loser...
… he’s just slumming -- there’s no fun at all on websites for Hillary or Bernie Sanders!
sigh.
another shithead still laboring under the misconception that the whole problem with the world is not everyone is "left wing"
Fuck yourself, stupid.
Men are talking.
You should be happy, Lars.
SCOTUS says you can marry your butt buddy or your goat, and they are making it extremely easy for illegal aliens to vote, a felony, by the way. Oh, and everyone can continue to piss on white people and men. It's called affirmative action, so all that equal protection jive was just back ground noise.
The continuing crisis.
Equality in marriage you say?
Here comes polygamy... http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/polygamous-montana-trio-applies-w...
Much better supported in history, ethics, religion, public policy, and plain old necessity. Was legal in the low countries after WWII, because so few men had survived.
Ain't nothing more miserable than an old maid school marm.
Why would anyone whose already married want to double down?
The definition of insanity is repeating the same mistake over and over....
Why buy when you can short-term lease? No need for long term obligations, especially if you already have enough 'obligation'. A little short term eye candy might be fun.
Make me a sandwich then get lost.
Im naked-short :(
somebody stop her ...she trading the wrong thing !
the other left, Honey!
her favorite position is selling naked straddles
If this is not a sign of a markets gone wild, I don't know what is !
She is stunning. I've been stalking her on Instagram for a while. She's a paid shill though for some group I think. Check her twatter out.
Well...one thing is true. Whether in porn or day trading, sooner or later she's going to take it up the ass.
No doubt she has real ASSets to pledge as collateral. I'm surprised she isn't already in mining. Ya know like digging for gold.
I say she is a super good looking lady and she seems to have a very kind and friendly personality. I bet the other commentors either have no personal experience in the markets or at some early point in their trading carreers they themselves were over optimistic about their own trading skills and they even told someone else about it. Maybe Kennedy Summers still needs to find her proper time horizon but lets welcome her in the trading community and wish her success.
Ars longa vita brevis.
"bitch shut the fuck up and do what u do...get naked..."
the glorious markets....
I betcha she thinks Gold is backed by nothing. Remember that bimbo?
Gold IS backed by nothing.
It doesn't need anything backing it.
OMG! Something that doesn't need any banker bullshit to prop it up!
Sherlock... Sherlock Holmes at our service.
Gold is backed by silver... ha-cha-cha
And silver is backed by copper.
And copper is backed by high velocity lead bullion bitchez.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYrpROr9Gmk
More like Plastikmate.
The BigBlackCock Queen has spoken. ROTFLMFAO! Ouch my balls.
Like totally, like really, like I turned my computer into an atm, like totally....fuck this shit, fox news sucks, this bitch is trash and the USA is modern day babylon...it's going down hard
The USA is what is referred to in the Bible as "daughter of babylon", not Babylon itself (I suspect Babylon is modern day Israel.
As in:
"O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us."
Psalm 137:8
Edit: I didn't junk you
I agree with you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhSqcJG3ITY
i didnt either...morons it apears run in pairs these days...
hilarious....jociosa..insania.....I made 1400 usd on this stock and made 200 usd for just clicking a button.....really ?
a plastic surgery playboy model outsmarting algos and mathmaticians running code ?
Really ? Ha ha
Heck VV, I give her a plus one for not using stops, but a negative two for not knowing what a stop is.....I am out.
Yaz, I'm often asked to give a speech,
and then someone teaches me all about the area I'm supposed to speak about.
Tits......, at least she admits there is a lot of "in and out."
Hmmm...first the – ahem – banana seller, and now this?
I suppose that they would make a cute couple.
Who was it in the 1929 that said He knew the market had topped when his shoeshine boy started giving him a hot stock tips. Joseph P. Kennedy
and besides them tits ain't real assets, they're derivatives.
and besides them tits ain't real assets, they're derivatives.
They are credit default swaps (CDS).
When the face starts to go and the credit card is getting maxxed out, she will swap them for bigger ones to start doing freaky p*rn and hooking.
Jane Mansfield supposedly had an IQ of 163 and probably a bra size of 44.
Julie Newmar (the best Catwoman) has an IQ of 135: Q: 135. Height: 5'11” Weight: 145 pounds. Measurements: 38-23-38.
She was smoking hot. I was amazed that TV allowed Julie Newmar to wear that Cat Woman outfit on a day time TV show for kids aka Bat Man.
https://doclehman.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/julie11.jpg
This playmate nonsense and day trading is BS. I guess she deserves some fame for having to put up with that creepy and vil old Pimp Hugh Hefner.
Freddie, you forgot to mention Hedy Lamarr:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamarr
And by the way Julie Newmar was more than Cat Woman on the old Batman show, she was Rhoda the Robot on "My Living Doll" and a whole lot more - all pretty much crap but she was always terrific.
Hed-L-ey!!
It's a nig*BONG!*
Julie Newmar was also on a Star Trek episode where she wanted to kill her unborn baby and Bones had to deliver it or something. She was the green wild dancer on Star Trek and was on another one episode.
http://ayay.co.uk/backgrounds/science_fiction/star_trek/star-trek-babes-...
She was hot even into her 70s, a bit of a diva but man as Cat Woman she could make your TV melt.
Here she is as Rhoda the robot in my living doll. Note Patrick MacNee (sp?) who just died recently.
http://ib1.huluim.com/video/60193152?region=US&size=600x400
Julie Newmar was a goddess. So was Yvonne DeCarlo.
Goddamn, those 60s TV women were smokin' hot.
Loved that Lily Munster!
barbara eden gave me boners when i was 5 smokin hott
All time winner IS....
BETTY PAGE!!
Ah, Mansfield. A challenge for any man -- in and out of bed. [sigh]
Trivia: Her daughter is an actress on CSI.
It was prime time evening entertainment, not daytime.
Crazy idea, but the kids used to be in school during the day.
I thought Bat Man came on late in teh afternoon when they came home from school. I am amazed they got Julie Newmar past the censors. She was incredibly sexy.
this puts a whole new spin on "pump and dump"
But she still won't kiss you ... and the full moon in the July sky tonight is infinitely more beautiful...
Fake tits, fake teeth, fake personality... Does that model come with a "blow hole" on the top of it's head to wash out my Scotch tumblers?
That would make two blow holes then.
If you count the one at the other end?
I'd rather bang the ordinary girl next door.
Signs of the top, bitches!
There's something not so attractive about her. I don't know what it is. It's like that "uncanny valley" when people make robots that are almost humans but not quite. The term Stepford Wife comes to mind.
Then pay her to leave, bro.
It's the Bee-sting lips... Dead give away.
"It's the Bee-sting lips... Dead give away."
Yup, "trout pout" for sure.
Botox to the max.
Am sure she'll go all the way to the top with Blythe Masturbates as her life coach.
<---hedge
<---zero hedge
What Ms Summers got.
She was into Porn (and it was into her).
Now she's into Porn Charts. How ironic.
We Fat Fingered Some Folks.
I'd fat finger that.
White chicks, black dicks...
Thats just wrong.
I hear you get up at five in the morning and go right at it........that's as far as I got. My fault for clicking on that shit
So like, I got this new browser, and it's already like, gummed up with ZH ad garbage...what the fuck
you need an ad blocker for this site
Sum tits wong
I'd pay $.50 to watch her get a Peter North...
Always nice to see new money honey. She is doable IMHO.
I'd pump N Dump that.
Dang, trader 1 beat me to the punch.
ah great...finally a stand-in for jim Cramer! Gonna be fantastic, with the sound off!
With chompers like that I'd bet you'd be pulling the sheets out of yer ass in the A.M.
Go baby go!
I'd feel safer doing porn. They don't make condoms that protect from economic STD's and especially Cramer Spongiform Encephalitus.
MAD CRAMER DISEASE!
Yup. MSM is the carrier to avoid.
I don't want to judge...Maybe she's truly gifted at trading.
However, I'm sure being the PMOY doesn't hurt, as you become another trophy in the case for the 0.01% who rig the markets to begin with.
I think she is great...but I hate the staples...
Push the EASY button.
Give it 12 months, she'll lose that top of hers and will be turning tricks for bankers.
Heh, Its a lot easier than sellin' apples
most people I know who went into the stock market in any capacity were B and C students.
The sort of guys who barely made it out of organic chem but acted like microeconomics was impenetrable to people who didn't sit in a circle jerk in the economics department all day.
Of course, many of them went on to fall bass ackwards into absurd amounts of cash...
I just dont think their brains had anything to do with it. Connections and the ability to do lots of coke obtained from euro trash in the meatpacking district was far more important than, say, understanding why fukushima is worse than a 3000 point drop...
I see a future where CNBC and Naked News blend.
You don't pay a prostitute to stay, you pay her to go away.
Kennedy Summers.....Becky Quick......what's the difference.
Becky Quick is at least very smart. This chick? Probably not, based on the interview.
how can u be finished day trading at 8am???
Ever hear of Pacific time?
How about them bubbles.
Can you see them now Yellen?
Here a small pseudocode to help whore blondie to become a day trader:
//----------------------------------------------------------
If (QE = true and Curve_is_on_the_dip = true); // Check if QE is launched get data on YellenBTFD.com
{Buy_the_fucking_dip;}
else {
If Already_on_position = true ;
{Sell_ASAP; }
else
{Wait; }
}
If Profit = true or false; // even if it's false, it's true o.O
{ Comment "Go on CNN do your liberal propaganda that even a whore can be a day trader"}
If Profit = false and Lost_your_total_account = true;
{ Do_blow_job= (Amount_lost* Leverage* Average_Price_per_blow_job)+ (69*(Sqrt (1/2 Gay_blow_job)));
Comment "Do_blow_job" ; }
return(Y);
///----------------------------EOF-----------------------------------------
I read your code and there is one line in the code that made me realize you are a top programmer:
{Buy_the_fucking_dip;}
;-)
Smart chicks are hot.
But dumb ones are even hotter.
As a libertarian, its no business of mine how other people pay off their plastic surgeon.
I'm assuming you filthy pigs at least watched the video...
Love how she had no fucking clue what he was talking about with stop losses.
Good luck when the market tanks next, honey. I bet my ass you aren't in and out of positions intraday. I bet she's long and riding it.
Hit me up when you're back to sucking cock for money...
In and out of positions...nothing? Long and riding it..?
I'm going to have to take an extra gram of soma and retire for the evening.
Wow. Some real comedic writing there CNBC.
Does she do naked shorts?
Straddles
I'd love for her to show me how to do straddles with her.
Plastic on the outside, vacuum sealed upstairs - not my idea of a fun girl....
She turned her computer into a ATM! Lets check back with her in 6 months and see how things are going.
"What's your technique?"
Jesus, I couldn't even finish watching this.
She WAS perhaps sixteen during the last generational stock market crash when sixteen year olds were calling the market BACK THEN!
What was the question again?
Benny Hill: On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd like to give her one.
geez even zerohedge trolls my ass. im glad you have not life and can devote your souls to worshiping me. can you post casper and miley cyrus now.
Hey zerohedge post an article about targeted individuals. and explain the mentality of the perps.................you know coward ass child rapist meth head who react like 12 year old girls to things no one else cares about. uses the full force and power of covert government agencies to call people names.............created by the cock sucker extraudanair max keiser and his lack of a conscious
Her tits look like pneumatic bubbles pumped up to 200 PSI.
Just what a young guy wants!
But what happens when she has a few kids?
New implants to size EEE?
God, just give me natural boobs.
Why can't she swing both day trading and porn, I do.
.
I was going to comment on this post earlier but had to do something else.
In time she will learn to just stick to getting her tits out.
DD
"It just so worked out". Now that's a true financial pro. LOL
Kennedy sure has a lot of assets to trade with!
What a great thread here .... haven't laughed this hard for some time ...
....Thanks Folks.
MoMo TaTas
Gotta love momentum traders! /sarc
Looks like life of a pornstar is more respectable than a stock trader peddling banksters bonds.
And maybe the Mammon wants her soul fast (when crash happens)
I'm pretty sure I want to short usd/jpy
e I'm also sure that some friends of mine are going to destroy the SNB. \
The Swiss are getting too cocky.
Slo motion train wreck<>
Bitchez
Some little Faggot middle eastern, sovereign wealth fund is hammering risk. It works until it doesn't
Paging George SOROS.
I'm making a shitload of money selling CHF.
I'll also buy the aud selloff.. I'll take the alpha.
margin managment bitchez.
It's time to short gbp/aud
I'll average in
Every rich boy's dream, every po' boy's prayer.
Respect... for her as a former playmate. At least then she was adding value. Gambling is a waste of her rather substantial God given power and talents.
Where editorial is spun to sell product. FUCK YOU FOX BUSINESS SHIT!!!
Bubblegum pitches the world that trading is so easy and pitches the world the platform she uses.
And then the lemmings line up and jump in. Wonder how the chinese lemmings are doing these days?
Stocks and blonds .
she has a coupla big advantages not to mention being familiar with the ups and downs of the market. i, for one, could learn a lot from her if i could probe her trading platform for good entry points.
The braindead stupidity of the majority of comments here once again confirms this website is inhabited by vastly ugly and stupid fatasses.
That chick is so hot and expresses herself with so much more intelligence than all you people here who sit in you own stink all day trying to think of infantile things to say it scares the shit out of you to realize how far you are from ever being looked upon by someone like her as anything more than a maggot. Keep up the squealing you bunch of piggies.