Sugar Daddies Are Paying Their Share Of The $1.3 Trillion Student Loan Balance

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Submitted by Daniel Drew via,

As noted previously, we are in a new dark age where college does not pay. At $1.3 trillion, the student debt balance is not getting any smaller. Facing a lifetime of debt slavery, the millennial generation is doing whatever they can to avoid homelessness. Whether it's stripping or working at Rent A Gent, all options are on the table. Now, they are flocking to Seeking Arrangement to prostitute themselves so they can pay for school. Since 2009, the number of student sugar babies has increased by 1,200%!

The labor force participation rate for college graduates has been on a relentless downtrend.

Bachelor Degree Labor Force Participation

It is getting even more expensive to go to school. Even after adjusting for inflation, college costs have gone up more than 400% in the last 30 years.

College Tuition

The student loan balance has nearly tripled in the last decade.

Student Loans

Many young people don't see any good alternatives to going to school, so they jump in head first. Facing enormous bills, they turn to sites like Seeking Arrangement for help. These aren't just women either. 15% of student sugar babies are men, and plenty of sugar mommas are on the site too.

Here are the numbers.

Seeking Arrangement Stats

And here are the sugar babies by major.

Top Sugar Baby Majors

The abundance of nurses on Seeking Arrangement shouldn't be surprising for regular readers. Personal care aides and nurses are the fastest growing jobs in America.

Most New Jobs

Here are the perks of Seeking Arrangement.

Sugar Baby Perks

And here are the sugar babies.

Sugar Babies

Previously, it was common for students to take food and service jobs, but soon, you will hear college students casually sharing their day with their sugar daddy. Welcome to the modern hooker economy.

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Yen Cross's picture

 And here are the sugar babies. Really?

Spent... Bush Pigs.

JoeSexPack's picture

Think I went out with her, but picture won't expand.


Need better click-bait.

Ignatius's picture

Confirmation:  nurses are freaks.

bigdumbnugly's picture

well, i for one would succumb to putting one of 'em thru community college maybe...

or one of those online colleges...


Keyser's picture

Meh, Sugar Babies are nothing more than glorified hookers, but are just as much of a pain in the ass as a wife or girlfriend... They all fail to realize that the asset upon which they sit is renewable and replaceable at the drop of a hat...   As the old adage goes, if it floats, flies or fucks, RENT IT!!!!

NihilistZero's picture

Previously, it was common for students to take food and service jobs, but soon, you will hear college students casually sharing their day with their sugar daddy. Welcome to the modern hooker economy.

This has been going on for a looooooooong time...  As my uncle once told me about one of the fundamental differences between men and women.  If a man has a problem, he generally has to figure it out and/or face consequences.  If a woman has a problem there is always some man, some where, who will take care of the problem for her if she opens her legs.  Just sayin'

Son of Loki's picture

I fell for Buffy's line that she was "premed" and needed money for that expensive chemistry lab equipment, and that's the only reason she was doing IT.



TeamDepends's picture

Feminists are outraged!!! No wait, they think this is pretty cool. Whichever way the wind blows....

sun tzu's picture

Feminists also said ISIS empowers women

eatthebanksters's picture

Sugar babies are way cheaper than ex-wives...and you get laid regularly and no back talking.

Anusocracy's picture

Is there a degree in 'phil'latio?

Dame Ednas Possum's picture

I'm surprised 'politics' or 'law' isn't at the top of the list of majors.

They're a bunch of whores.

MANvsMACHINE's picture

The best part of being a sugar daddy is attending graduation and congratulating her parents.

Save_America1st's picture

Going long on cheap and easy bitchez...



Normalcy Bias's picture

Political Science is on the list...

Clarabell's picture

You'll notice there's no mention of Woman Studies on the list. Those are the ones I'd like to give it to. Good and hard!

Jon Bong Jovi's picture

Truth. As a member and SD, the site is great. You either have girls who are absoluetly clueless and will let you fuck them all night for $250, or you got these golden pussy chicks that think they can squeeze $1000 for a lay.

They are all clueless, even the ones that try to come off as a high class educated woman. I travel a lot, so I'll hit a new city and spam the bitches. I'm in New Orleans now, and I'm seeing a new girl every night for five nights. Some people might find it disgusting. I actually find it fuckin' refreshing. 

I'm even seeing a daughter of a local University dean this week. Me: do you have any rules? Her: no anal and you must wear protection. Me: can I CIM and bring an anal plug? Will you rim me? Her: that's cool as long aa we shower first. Bring some lube and weed.

translation: im going to fuck her in the ass.

Ward cleaver's picture

Feminists say whatever the Democratic Party tells them to say. So if a poor muslim girl is being stoned to death for having sex, there is silence because the offenders r part of the PV (protected Victim) society. When their leadership deems something offensive (ie white Christian hetero male)
the pack comes out in force. They're so predictable it's boring.

Georgia_Boy's picture

All those guys are foing to get blackmailed as soon as they try to end the arrangement anyway. Fools. Never trust a gold digger, same as it ever was.

Georgia_Boy's picture

Remember when Adult Friend Finder oops accidentally got hacked once it was going down the drain as a business? Yep. Stay away.

Ballin D's picture

Nah, they just move on to new Johns after college.,8599,2015274,00.html

Young, childless women are now making 8% more than parallel men -- and that does not even account for the difference in jobs and responsibility (note that the 77 cent myth is completely offset by this factor). I dont see a lot of millenials being hired by boomers to think... may as well hire the girl with the nice butt and tight skirts if you arent concerned with output.

OldPhart's picture

I'm actually, currently, looking to hire two billing clerks.

Over the past two months we interviewed thirty people to fill two positions.  My AR supervisor is a woman, BTW.

We had <=30 and >35 come in and we'd ask them to process a math question in their head.

"We have three feet by four feet, how many square feet is that?" (It gets more complicated in our business, factor in how many inches deep and what cubic feet do you have?)

Those 30 or under looked at us like we had antennas coming out our noses.

40 and over simply said 12 square feet and then progressed to the cubit feet question.  She and I narrowed it down to three people.  She asked who I preferred.  I told her it was up to her because she was the one that had to work with them every day.  However,I jokingly said, my preference was for the one with the biggest tits.

God Bless my AR Supervisor.

Ballin D's picture

If this story is true, Id start by firing whoever is vetting candidates' resumes.  Multiplication is second grade, fully memorized times tables and simple problems in your head by third. Those candidates didnt pass high school, didnt obtain a GED, or arent American citizens. You simply cant graduate without knowing basic multiplication.

That being said, if a hiring manager asked me to multiply 3x4, Id look at him like antennas were coming out his nose and thank him for his time before walking out.

OldPhart's picture

No, it's true.  Ask almost anyone 35 or younger to do a math problem in their head and they're completely lost.  That's why I added this question as #1.  It screens out the brain dead.

Tall Tom's picture

Damn it OldPhart. I do not want cubic feet. I like my feet in the same size and shape which they are in.


I can just imagine how aghast those poor, pretty, young women were when you asked them how many square feet that you had. It either had to be one...or two.


Instant turnoff.


Seriously weiting it is not just under 35...


Read below. Amerca is innumerate.

MANvsMACHINE's picture

Is no one else interested in finding out where they can buy some good nose antennas?

Son of Loki's picture

75% of American adults cannot multiply 13x17 long hand. It gets worse.


75% also cannot pick out Germany on a Europen map and about 75% of 17 year olds do not know who our enemies were in WWII.


It's pretty stunning and partly explains why we have the polticians, economy, and declining culture we have.

FredFlintstone's picture

Nose antennas: I bought my dad an electric trimmer for Christmas to take care of his (plus his ear antennas). He apparently has not used them yet. What is with old people?

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

They don't give a shit how they look.

HolyfieldsOtherEar's picture

What exactly are pubic feet anyway?

Clarabell's picture

"What exactly are pubic feet anyway?"

That's when you're well endowed enough to measure your prick in feet rather than inches!

therover's picture

It does not matter how long your dick's what is used to measure it ! 

Tall Tom's picture

Will you care to place a wager on that?


Even in the early 1980s I was teaching remedial Math...AT ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY.


Every single one of those meatheads had a High School Diploma. (ASU did not admit GED applicants during that time.)


It IS that bad. Thatis the reason that people cannot budget for any length of time. Most do not understand Interest Rates.


Most people in the World are functionally INNUMERATE.


My MILLIONAIRE LANDLORD cannot discern how many One Tenth Ounces of Gold are in One Ounce. (He started dividing by 12?)


Yes. It is THAT BAD. And he is in his middle Sixties and swears by Jim Kramer's calls.


My God...

PrintemDano's picture

He didn't ask them what 3 x 4 was.  He asked them how many sq feet a 3 ft by 4 ft box was. They had to know to multiply the 3 x the 4 to get the sq ft.  Aparently our "yoot" don't know what a sq foot is, nor how to arrive at that answer.

TBT or not TBT's picture

Along with the new math maybe they learned that metric system good, feet bad.   

Lumberjack's picture

A surveyors foot is 10 tenths long but still 12 inches in length.

Gargoyle's picture


You simply cant graduate without knowing basic multiplication.

Sorry, my experience tells me you're wrong.  I hire people who can answer business correspondence (customer complaints, inquiries from regulators, etc).  I recently had some openings, interviewed 14 people, and NOT ONE could pass the writing test.  All under 35 years of age.

I'm guessing you're one of the folks who think a modern education = success and intelligence. What a crock of shit.  They don't teach useful subjects in school anymore, unless teaching fisting techniques to junior high kids is considered a valuable skill.


Freddie's picture

Dude be careful.  One day that AR Supervisor might not be your friend and might have a lawyer.

FredFlintstone's picture

How much dirt is in a hole 3ft by 4ft by 3 ft deep?

zhandax's picture

None until the gubmint gets there.

MontgomeryScott's picture

As much as it takes.

Do you want it in grams or ounces?

actionjacksonbrownie's picture

Depends how much your kids knocked in after you spent all afternoon digging it.

post turtle saver's picture

women have choices, men have responsibilities

Gold Eyed Cat's picture

I'm thinking maybe I should have been sluttier in college....