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Sugar Daddies Are Paying Their Share Of The $1.3 Trillion Student Loan Balance

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Submitted by Daniel Drew via Dark-Bid.com,

As noted previously, we are in a new dark age where college does not pay. At $1.3 trillion, the student debt balance is not getting any smaller. Facing a lifetime of debt slavery, the millennial generation is doing whatever they can to avoid homelessness. Whether it's stripping or working at Rent A Gent, all options are on the table. Now, they are flocking to Seeking Arrangement to prostitute themselves so they can pay for school. Since 2009, the number of student sugar babies has increased by 1,200%!

The labor force participation rate for college graduates has been on a relentless downtrend.

Bachelor Degree Labor Force Participation

It is getting even more expensive to go to school. Even after adjusting for inflation, college costs have gone up more than 400% in the last 30 years.

College Tuition

The student loan balance has nearly tripled in the last decade.

Student Loans

Many young people don't see any good alternatives to going to school, so they jump in head first. Facing enormous bills, they turn to sites like Seeking Arrangement for help. These aren't just women either. 15% of student sugar babies are men, and plenty of sugar mommas are on the site too.

Here are the numbers.

Seeking Arrangement Stats

And here are the sugar babies by major.

Top Sugar Baby Majors

The abundance of nurses on Seeking Arrangement shouldn't be surprising for regular readers. Personal care aides and nurses are the fastest growing jobs in America.

Most New Jobs

Here are the perks of Seeking Arrangement.

Sugar Baby Perks

And here are the sugar babies.

Sugar Babies

Previously, it was common for students to take food and service jobs, but soon, you will hear college students casually sharing their day with their sugar daddy. Welcome to the modern hooker economy.

 

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Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:24 | 6267404 Yen Cross
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 And here are the sugar babies. Really?

Spent... Bush Pigs.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:28 | 6267413 JoeSexPack
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Think I went out with her, but picture won't expand.

 

Need better click-bait.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:42 | 6267476 Ignatius
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Confirmation:  nurses are freaks.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:45 | 6267488 bigdumbnugly
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well, i for one would succumb to putting one of 'em thru community college maybe...

or one of those online colleges...

 

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:55 | 6267511 Keyser
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Meh, Sugar Babies are nothing more than glorified hookers, but are just as much of a pain in the ass as a wife or girlfriend... They all fail to realize that the asset upon which they sit is renewable and replaceable at the drop of a hat...   As the old adage goes, if it floats, flies or fucks, RENT IT!!!!

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 20:04 | 6267551 NihilistZero
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Previously, it was common for students to take food and service jobs, but soon, you will hear college students casually sharing their day with their sugar daddy. Welcome to the modern hooker economy.

This has been going on for a looooooooong time...  As my uncle once told me about one of the fundamental differences between men and women.  If a man has a problem, he generally has to figure it out and/or face consequences.  If a woman has a problem there is always some man, some where, who will take care of the problem for her if she opens her legs.  Just sayin'

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 20:09 | 6267563 Son of Loki
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I fell for Buffy's line that she was "premed" and needed money for that expensive chemistry lab equipment, and that's the only reason she was doing IT.

 

 

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 20:24 | 6267604 TeamDepends
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Feminists are outraged!!! No wait, they think this is pretty cool. Whichever way the wind blows....

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:15 | 6267749 sun tzu
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Feminists also said ISIS empowers women

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:18 | 6267756 Richard Chesler
Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:57 | 6267849 eatthebanksters
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Sugar babies are way cheaper than ex-wives...and you get laid regularly and no back talking.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 22:46 | 6267972 Anusocracy
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Is there a degree in 'phil'latio?

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 03:56 | 6268349 Dame Ednas Possum
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I'm surprised 'politics' or 'law' isn't at the top of the list of majors.

They're a bunch of whores.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 04:26 | 6268370 MANvsMACHINE
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The best part of being a sugar daddy is attending graduation and congratulating her parents.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 08:00 | 6268518 Bobbyrib
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LOL

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 10:18 | 6268732 Save_America1st
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Going long on cheap and easy bitchez...

bitchez...

;-)

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 13:33 | 6268625 Normalcy Bias
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Political Science is on the list...

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 11:20 | 6268855 Clarabell
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You'll notice there's no mention of Woman Studies on the list. Those are the ones I'd like to give it to. Good and hard!

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 17:57 | 6269932 Jon Bong Jovi
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Truth. As a member and SD, the site is great. You either have girls who are absoluetly clueless and will let you fuck them all night for $250, or you got these golden pussy chicks that think they can squeeze $1000 for a lay.

They are all clueless, even the ones that try to come off as a high class educated woman. I travel a lot, so I'll hit a new city and spam the bitches. I'm in New Orleans now, and I'm seeing a new girl every night for five nights. Some people might find it disgusting. I actually find it fuckin' refreshing. 

I'm even seeing a daughter of a local University dean this week. Me: do you have any rules? Her: no anal and you must wear protection. Me: can I CIM and bring an anal plug? Will you rim me? Her: that's cool as long aa we shower first. Bring some lube and weed.

translation: im going to fuck her in the ass.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 00:33 | 6268152 Colonel Klink
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Um, that's the pimp!

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 08:29 | 6268558 Ward cleaver
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Feminists say whatever the Democratic Party tells them to say. So if a poor muslim girl is being stoned to death for having sex, there is silence because the offenders r part of the PV (protected Victim) society. When their leadership deems something offensive (ie white Christian hetero male)
the pack comes out in force. They're so predictable it's boring.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 20:28 | 6267617 Georgia_Boy
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All those guys are foing to get blackmailed as soon as they try to end the arrangement anyway. Fools. Never trust a gold digger, same as it ever was.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:40 | 6267806 Georgia_Boy
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Remember when Adult Friend Finder oops accidentally got hacked once it was going down the drain as a business? Yep. Stay away.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 00:33 | 6268151 Ballin D
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Nah, they just move on to new Johns after college.

http://content.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,2015274,00.html

Young, childless women are now making 8% more than parallel men -- and that does not even account for the difference in jobs and responsibility (note that the 77 cent myth is completely offset by this factor). I dont see a lot of millenials being hired by boomers to think... may as well hire the girl with the nice butt and tight skirts if you arent concerned with output.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 00:46 | 6268170 OldPhart
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I'm actually, currently, looking to hire two billing clerks.

Over the past two months we interviewed thirty people to fill two positions.  My AR supervisor is a woman, BTW.

We had <=30 and >35 come in and we'd ask them to process a math question in their head.

"We have three feet by four feet, how many square feet is that?" (It gets more complicated in our business, factor in how many inches deep and what cubic feet do you have?)

Those 30 or under looked at us like we had antennas coming out our noses.

40 and over simply said 12 square feet and then progressed to the cubit feet question.  She and I narrowed it down to three people.  She asked who I preferred.  I told her it was up to her because she was the one that had to work with them every day.  However,I jokingly said, my preference was for the one with the biggest tits.

God Bless my AR Supervisor.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 02:49 | 6268307 Ballin D
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If this story is true, Id start by firing whoever is vetting candidates' resumes.  Multiplication is second grade, fully memorized times tables and simple problems in your head by third. Those candidates didnt pass high school, didnt obtain a GED, or arent American citizens. You simply cant graduate without knowing basic multiplication.

That being said, if a hiring manager asked me to multiply 3x4, Id look at him like antennas were coming out his nose and thank him for his time before walking out.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 03:00 | 6268317 OldPhart
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No, it's true.  Ask almost anyone 35 or younger to do a math problem in their head and they're completely lost.  That's why I added this question as #1.  It screens out the brain dead.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 03:36 | 6268335 Tall Tom
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Damn it OldPhart. I do not want cubic feet. I like my feet in the same size and shape which they are in.

 

I can just imagine how aghast those poor, pretty, young women were when you asked them how many square feet that you had. It either had to be one...or two.

 

Instant turnoff.

 

Seriously weiting it is not just under 35...

 

Read below. Amerca is innumerate.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 04:30 | 6268372 MANvsMACHINE
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Is no one else interested in finding out where they can buy some good nose antennas?

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 09:37 | 6268655 Son of Loki
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75% of American adults cannot multiply 13x17 long hand. It gets worse.

 

75% also cannot pick out Germany on a Europen map and about 75% of 17 year olds do not know who our enemies were in WWII.

 

It's pretty stunning and partly explains why we have the polticians, economy, and declining culture we have.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 10:59 | 6268814 plane jain
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Why we need the captcha back.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 14:07 | 6269351 SoCalBusted
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Let alone spell Europe

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 11:17 | 6268851 FredFlintstone
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Nose antennas: I bought my dad an electric trimmer for Christmas to take care of his (plus his ear antennas). He apparently has not used them yet. What is with old people?

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 12:02 | 6268969 Buckaroo Banzai
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They don't give a shit how they look.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 09:34 | 6268649 HolyfieldsOtherEar
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What exactly are pubic feet anyway?

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 11:29 | 6268885 Clarabell
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"What exactly are pubic feet anyway?"

That's when you're well endowed enough to measure your prick in feet rather than inches!

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 13:52 | 6269306 therover
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It does not matter how long your dick is...it's what is used to measure it ! 

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 14:21 | 6269400 Thick Willy
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Here's a math problem for you. If all the old white fucks like you only had 0-2 children then you have committed genocide against your own people and guaranteed that 3rd worlders are going to conquer your nation and finish off your 0-2 descendants.

Don't lump me in with the rest of these dumb fuck millenial kids.  The oldest millenials in their early 30's are not nearly as bad as the kids coming up today (over half of which are non-white by the way).  Don't blame it on "young people", blame it on yourselves for not having enough white children when all your job candidates only speak Spanish and have the equivalent of a 5th grade education.

I can hire vastly over educated white Europeans with master's degrees in their late 20's all day long for only double minimum wage.  They speak 4-5 languages and can assuredly do simple math in their head.  All the smart young white American men that aren't connected enough for banking or driven enough to work in Silicon Valley have high tailed it to Europe and Australia by now.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 03:21 | 6268333 Tall Tom
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Will you care to place a wager on that?

 

Even in the early 1980s I was teaching remedial Math...AT ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY.

 

Every single one of those meatheads had a High School Diploma. (ASU did not admit GED applicants during that time.)

 

It IS that bad. Thatis the reason that people cannot budget for any length of time. Most do not understand Interest Rates.

 

Most people in the World are functionally INNUMERATE.

 

My MILLIONAIRE LANDLORD cannot discern how many One Tenth Ounces of Gold are in One Ounce. (He started dividing by 12?)

 

Yes. It is THAT BAD. And he is in his middle Sixties and swears by Jim Kramer's calls.

 

My God...

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 05:12 | 6268412 PrintemDano
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He didn't ask them what 3 x 4 was.  He asked them how many sq feet a 3 ft by 4 ft box was. They had to know to multiply the 3 x the 4 to get the sq ft.  Aparently our "yoot" don't know what a sq foot is, nor how to arrive at that answer.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 09:31 | 6268644 TBT or not TBT
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Along with the new math maybe they learned that metric system good, feet bad.   

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 11:44 | 6268809 Lumberjack
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A surveyors foot is 10 tenths long but still 12 inches in length.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 12:05 | 6268974 Gargoyle
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You simply cant graduate without knowing basic multiplication.

Sorry, my experience tells me you're wrong.  I hire people who can answer business correspondence (customer complaints, inquiries from regulators, etc).  I recently had some openings, interviewed 14 people, and NOT ONE could pass the writing test.  All under 35 years of age.

I'm guessing you're one of the folks who think a modern education = success and intelligence. What a crock of shit.  They don't teach useful subjects in school anymore, unless teaching fisting techniques to junior high kids is considered a valuable skill.

 

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 10:15 | 6268724 Freddie
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Dude be careful.  One day that AR Supervisor might not be your friend and might have a lawyer.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 11:14 | 6268848 FredFlintstone
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How much dirt is in a hole 3ft by 4ft by 3 ft deep?

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 13:00 | 6269144 zhandax
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None until the gubmint gets there.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 13:04 | 6269162 MontgomeryScott
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As much as it takes.

Do you want it in grams or ounces?

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 14:20 | 6269396 actionjacksonbrownie
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Depends how much your kids knocked in after you spent all afternoon digging it.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 20:27 | 6267614 TungstenBars
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Wise words. 

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:37 | 6267799 post turtle saver
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women have choices, men have responsibilities

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 01:47 | 6268255 Gold Eyed Cat
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I'm thinking maybe I should have been sluttier in college....

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 03:01 | 6268319 OldPhart
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Me. too, but didn't have the energy and viagra didn't exist yet.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 03:14 | 6268326 Gold Eyed Cat
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Ah well, here's to missed opportunities!  On the plus side I've never contracted a venereal disease, so there's that.  Have a good Independence Day OP.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 04:32 | 6268377 MANvsMACHINE
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Ya know it's never too late...

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 04:32 | 6268378 OldPhart
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Marine Salute, Gold.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:37 | 6267803 logicalman
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If it's got tits or tires, one day it will give you trouble!

 

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 09:54 | 6268687 LoneStarHog
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True!...Eventually, they both go FLAT!

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:45 | 6267820 johnconnor
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true... but it is still cheaper than marriage

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 23:28 | 6268043 DanDaley
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As the old adage goes, if it floats, flies or fucks, RENT IT!!!!

 

and

 

If it has tits or tires it's going to cost you.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 00:37 | 6268157 RichardParker
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I would have figured that that the asset upon which they sit is a depreciating asset...

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 09:37 | 6268656 chiswickcat
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The asset upon which they sit, is also a depreciating asset.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 00:51 | 6268179 drendebe10
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Fukit. If I had some $$$ I'd sign up.   Life's short, eat a sugar babie first.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 09:09 | 6268621 auntiesocial
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yep

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:57 | 6267528 kaiserhoff
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True dat.  Actresses too, but I could never figure out exactly why or what sorting process is involved.

Goethe comments on it and uses it frequently, so it hasn't changed in centuries.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 20:40 | 6267653 Cornfedbloodstool
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Freaks and stupid. Has anyone had a loved one in the hospital lately? Nurses are the lowest common denominator, well just higher then ghetto hoes. And they are fat, fat and stupid.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 01:05 | 6268204 OldPhart
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I haven't encountered that, or didn't recognize it.

Mom was the first Nurse Practitioner, with the first NP clinic in the nation out in the middle of BFE.

Evil step-sister is an RN, Daughter in Law studying to be RN.  Hell, I was a volunteer paramedic in ancient times.

Last time I was in a hospital for an outpatient treatment, overnight, I got bitchy to the nurses as I came out of anethesia.  The first thing I did was to apologize.  They forgave me and were very nice.

The last time wife went into the hospital the nurses were very accommidating as I'd ask for her ice cream or ice or what ever she wanted at the time. 

Nurses aren't butlers, they're not there at your beck and call.  Yes, there are the D students who managed to pass, but most really want to do what they're doing.

My wife and I are getting old.  We came from a time when you didn't just leave your spouse alone at the hospital.  You stayed as well to make sure that whatever they wanted, or needed, was met immediately.  On my wife's part, it was a simple matter of asking nurses for stuff they had at hand.  For my wife's part, it included trips to liguor stores, cigarette shops, and going back home to get books/get some rest/bring my fuckin' computer (lately).  Back when you could smoke in hospitals, when I was a ditch doctor with a collapsed lung, my wife came in to see me with a lit cigarette stuck in the tubing to my lung drainage.  (It wasn't directly connected)  She freaked in the most awesome manner and damned near dropped my twelve-pack beer in her anger.

Thing is, don't beat on Nurses.  They're the ones that are going to pump the shit out of your stomach, nostrils, lungs, and ass when you REALLY need it.  They always appreciate a kind word and a friendly slap on the ass (last is not recommended!).

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 08:45 | 6268587 Ward cleaver
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My daughter is a NP in baby Nicu in NY and stories she tells me r heart wrenching. In our society she gets paid 1/10th of what some paper pusher ay GS makes. Such is our society.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:10 | 6267741 Closet Boy
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Traveling RNs enjoy comfort.  Bareback cream pie.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 09:54 | 6268685 indygo55
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I dated two nurses at different times of course and it's true. Nurses are freaks. 

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 10:10 | 6268713 overmedicatedun...
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females predominate #'s wise in healthcare..dealing with severe disease is low% of what most do, (except those in trama and cancer care i would add eldercare as well..however over many years burn out happens even to the best. most of us can ignore the z hedge motto..see above, these poor women see it daily.

  treat older nurses with respect, they are strong people. who sometimes break ,they are human afterall.

they are not freaks they are walking wounded..

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 22:19 | 6267918 tdogg
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Yes pleaze Sugar Baby.

Regards

TDogg

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 23:18 | 6268027 monkeyboy
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Fuck this I want my Sugar Mummy (or mummy as you yanks spell it ;)

 

Yellen need not apply...

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 01:07 | 6268210 OldPhart
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We Yanks spell it MILF.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:28 | 6267414 kaiserhoff
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You are too kind, Yen.

 

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:38 | 6267459 Yen Cross
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  Honesty, has it's advantages.

 The biggest problem with finance, is how impersonal it's become.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:40 | 6267464 TahoeBilly2012
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I have NO COMMENT on this thread.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:41 | 6267467 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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'Muricah.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 20:30 | 6267622 TeamDepends
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Stockholm, rape capitol of Europe because multi-culturalism works!

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:45 | 6267819 HardAssets
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'Muricah'

Land of Whores from top to bottom

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:59 | 6267858 Oldwood
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Has anyone not sold themselves today?

Maybe the Greeks, but lets wait a day or two to be sure.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 01:08 | 6268212 OldPhart
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Whore, bottom is $300 extra.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:32 | 6267433 booboo
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Who could of predicted that one, I mean broke ass generation Me and Daddy Warbucks with a pocket full of lil blue pills

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:36 | 6267455 Hammer
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@booboo 

You hit the key ingredient, little blue pills.  Makes everybody happy in the SD/SB deal.

 

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:53 | 6267517 Keyser
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And Pfizer laughs all the way to the bank, with a hard on... 

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 02:07 | 6268273 SixIsNinE
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yes, Jeff  - maybe this is too late too, but it's a damn good idea - http://www.theplaidzebra.com/a-biotech-start-up-is-thwarting-poachers-by... -

It’s no secret that rhinos are in trouble. In Africa alone, the rhino population has dropped 96 per cent in the last 50 years. The main reason behind rhino slaughter is the high demand for rhino horn, which has caused a surge in poaching throughout Africa and Asia, bringing rhinos to the brink of extinction. The illegal wildlife trade, which is worth $20 billion, shows no signs of slowing down. In order to combat poaching, Pembient, a biotech startup, created fake rhino horns, which they will use to undercut the growing market.

Despite being made up of keratin – a protein found in hair and nails – rhino horn has been aggressively marketed as a cure for cancer, as well as a plethora of other illnesses. It is falsely believed to make people look younger and combat hangovers, as well as being a status symbol associated with wealth and luxury. Of course, none of these characteristics are actually true, and instead are part of a deep-rooted myth. Since the demand for rhino horn is not subsiding any time soon, Pembient plans to flood the market with their synthetic rhino horn." ...

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 20:08 | 6267564 toady
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Don't forget the interwebs. None of these (well, most...) "sugar babies" wouldn't know how to ho themselves for real $ unless they have a user-friendly, private (they think...) interface.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:40 | 6267466 The_Dude
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Can I get tax deferred hookers through a 529 plan?

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:50 | 6267506 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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Yes

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:26 | 6267777 delacroix
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where's my obamawhore

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 22:18 | 6267916 Gent
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That will be included in the forthcoming TARP 2.0 program... coming to a reality near you. 

I think they want to call it 'Cash for Flunkers'

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 00:25 | 6268147 jeff montanye
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in the oval office, occasionally.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 00:56 | 6268190 drendebe10
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Wait til Cunt-on wins. Then her sexual predator husband who hangs with pedophiles will hook ya up.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 08:52 | 6268598 RaceToTheBottom
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That is your daughter you are talking about.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:05 | 6267702 JuliaS
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When I was in high school all I remember my friends talk about was how they were going to marry a rich guy. That was their life's plan. Education - just to have something to pound over head of their boyfriend/husband with: "I'm edumacated, so I'm right about everything!" Even if the diploma's in cat litter studies.

And the economy weren't shit either. Good market boom and stock bubble days. Just as many lazy stupid people, but when it comes to finding remedies for such things, women have options that men don't.

Years later those "firends" are doing alright. Most married men ~20 years or so older and they don't complain. Sure, if things were bad they'd never tell, but hey, they're not out in the streets sucking dicks and digging through dumpsters. They've got their useless degrees in whatever and it don't matter. Their debts aren't their problem either.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:32 | 6267790 YHC-FTSE
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Bloody hell that's sad. I suppose it was ever thus for many women. (I was wondering when a woman might chime in with her opinions on this article and you're a regular so I'm going to assume you're female and not a weird 300lb man wearing sweatpants stained with pizza grease pretending to be one. :))

On the one hand it seems to be an effective perhaps rational arrangement for what is a biological need for most to find a sexual/finance partner. On the other it seems cold, clinical, exploitative (If it is possible to exploit one's own body) and desperately sad.

Mildly tempted to browse the sugar babies (What a disgusting term) but the latest stats on STDs in America (1 in 3 have STDs according to the CDC and possibly more of HPV) made me think of oropharyngeal cancer instead. Brrrrr.

Anyway, if any blokes with disposable income, well a LOT of disposable income is interested in doing this, instead of stacking and looking for an honest woman, I'd make sure that the candidate is at a first class uni - Yale or Brown at least. :)

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 23:33 | 6268049 Miffed Microbio...
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As one working in the trenches, I can vouch for these stats. Drug resistant GC is starting to make the rounds in this country. We had two men this year hospitalized with it. Unbelievable. Never in thirty years have I seen this.

At 22 I did not marry a rich man. Thirty years later wealth still eludes us but we can still pay the bills. We have wealth in things not readily apparent to most.

I have wondered if I ever faced extreme conditions or starvation if I would resort to prostitution or other means to survive. I think many women must contemplate this. Something I don't believe men can relate. This is not a lack of empathy, just a difference between the sexes and our situations.

A wise man told me once that men are never rescued and are expected to solve their challenges alone. It is just something understood between them. Only women are rescued. Looking back on all the hardships of my life, I had to admit the truthfulness of this.

Miffed

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 23:52 | 6268082 Yen Cross
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 I will NEVER pay a woman for sex. I think women under estimate men.

 It's a primal thing for both parties... I've had girl friends that were sex monkeys and it gets old.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 03:39 | 6268342 Tall Tom
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Never have...never will.

 

Why pay for that which is sacrosanct?

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 08:45 | 6268588 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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When you are inviting her for a dinner, a drink or even marrying her, YOU are already paying her for sex, little mangina.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 10:31 | 6268749 Freddie
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What are "Sex monkeys?"  Is there a web site to find those or an iPhone app?

 

;-)

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 15:49 | 6269628 mc225
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are they like sea monkeys? you order them out of the back page of a comic book?

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 07:11 | 6268482 YHC-FTSE
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Maybe it's just a cynical phase I'm going through but I've had all the romanticism knocked out of me about being a knight in shining armour. There are no damsels in distress to rescue these days, just opportunists feigning it with open legs to entice the compassionate to part with his sanity. The thing is, like most men, I have a natural inclination to help women because it gives me pleasure to do it.

Ignoring the old argument that a man pays for sex whether he is single or married, if I ever pay for sex and allow a woman to exploit herself for money, I think I would lose something of myself that view strangers with empathy and especially women with consideration. There is something genuinely cruel about prostitution and my instinct is to stay well away from it.

Most of the bravos would scoff at this but anyone who remembers what love, true love, feels like can hardly be expected to put up with fake affection. I'm just not dumb enough to devolve a human being into an orifice of physical pleasure, a woman is obviously much more than a bedroom gymnastics partner.

It's weird looking back at my life when I was younger and one big throbbing bundle of hormones. Even then I was the same. On business trips around the world, I had loads of opportunities to have paid sex (Or sex paid for me by others) in all sorts of places but I never succumbed, always declined. I never thought of myself as a prude, but perhaps I am. Or perhaps it's because I've never had trouble making friends with women easily and paying for it never became necessary.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 08:47 | 6268591 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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Fucking mangina...

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 09:38 | 6268658 YHC-FTSE
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LOL. No need to ask why you have to pay for it.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 15:26 | 6269571 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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Said the white knight.

You always pay for it: be it a dinner, a coffee or a drive in your car to the cinema.

Downvote above proved me right here.

 

Redpill hurt your dogama ? Good.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 01:12 | 6268219 OldPhart
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a weird 300lb man wearing sweatpants stained with pizza grease

*cough*  That would be me (well, not 300 pounds, but overweight enough).

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 00:52 | 6268185 kareninca
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When I was in high school none of my friends were talking about or considering marrying rich guys.  My best friend wanted to marry a Texan/cowboy/sailor (this was CT, LOL) and she did; the marriage lasted about six weeks.  One married an old (20 years older than her) dude by breakin up his marriage; she's doing fine.  One did happen to marry a rich guy.  The rest married guys who were also middle class; just guys that they really liked; they've never had much money as a result.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 01:16 | 6268226 OldPhart
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My wife married a real loser.   Guy only made $1.80 an hour, had no home other than a cat piss infested mobile home with no air conditioner on the shore of a lake in Kissimmee, Florida.  The asshole was a transplant from the California Desert to a foreign Florida swamp.  Had no skills for anything he faced in that swamp, knew no one, had absolutely nothing.

Poor fucking bastard.

Marriage lasted 38 years so far.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 04:50 | 6268391 Lanka
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You are on a roll; keep going!

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 22:56 | 6267993 Karaio
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When you find a beautiful North American university graduates, be suspicious.

She may have more bed hours than in the classroom.

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 23:40 | 6268061 Rakshas
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......hehehe Yeah....... I used to drive a 327 SBC 66 Chevelle with the deepest midnight blue HM paintjob what a sharp looking ride I noticed it had a lot of miles on the clock when i bought it ...... but ....... funny thing was I never noticed the odo when i dropped the clutch and punched it, the previous owner had that thing tuned just right ........ and no seatbelts ....... same same..... if it's built for a good ride ....... it just is....... 

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 07:55 | 6268514 Lets_Eat_Ben
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"Browse the sugar babies" link is not currently working...

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:26 | 6267408 davidalan1
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ZH helping Craigslist along... go figure

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:42 | 6267475 Wait What
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NFLX produced a film callled "Hot Girls Wanted"

the most poignant quotes I got from the film were these:

"i'm dumb as hell & I need $500, so I'm going to fuck this old guy [in a porno] i'd never sleep with in real life."

"how did you find out about this opportunity [amateur porn]?""on craigslist."

I went to craigslist after watching and found over 300 listings for "Attractive Girls Wanted," "Hot Girls Wanted" and other such "opportunities." i wouldn't be surprised if every town in America had a listing, and by implication, an amateur porn industry.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 22:39 | 6267955 rbg81
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Hey, porn is not prostitution.  Yeah, you still get $$ for sucking and fucking, but there is a CAMERA recording your every move so it's ART and they are [fucking] ARTISTS.  Literally.

As a special, added bonus, the video gets uploaded to the Internet, so everyone can see it forever--especially family and potential husbands.  So definitely not prostitution--not at all.  [/s]

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 11:54 | 6268950 Clarabell
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So now every kid will be able to watch his mother having sex twenty years ago. Three cheers for motherhood!

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 16:08 | 6269663 rbg81
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That IS a pretty sick thought, but.....potentially yeah.

Honestly, if I were a woman, I'd much rather be a straight-up prostitute (or Sugar baby) vs. a porn star.  At least with the former, there its just what you and the John remember--no other evidence exists.  So you can move somewhere 1000 miles away and start fresh.  Not so with porn actresses.  Like I said, the Internet is forever.

Yes, technically men can be porn stars too.  But the days when someone might (potentially) have paid to see me fuck are long, long gone. 

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 11:55 | 6268951 Clarabell
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Dup

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 03:23 | 6268334 Grumbleduke
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I'm curious: Did you - or fellow zh's - ever paid for porn, let's say since the early 2000?

Me neither...

So how's that amateur and other porn business model work, if your "customers" don't pay anything? What purpose does it really serve? Is it only to disguise prostitution?

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 04:51 | 6268392 Zwelgje
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you're on to something here.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 06:50 | 6268466 general ambivalent
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An interesting piece on Jews in the industry:

http://www.jewishquarterly.org/issuearchive/articled325.html?articleid=38

"Extending the subversive thesis, Jewish involvement in the X-rated industry can be seen as a proverbial two fingers to the entire WASP establishment in America. Some porn stars viewed themselves as frontline fighters in the spiritual battle between Christian America and secular humanism. According to Ford, Jewish X-rated actors often brag about their ‘joy in being anarchic, sexual gadflies to the puritanical beast’. Jewish involvement in porn, by this argument, is the result of an atavistic hatred of Christian authority: they are trying to weaken the dominant culture in America by moral subversion. Astyr remembers having ‘to run or fight for it in grammar school because I was a Jew. It could very well be that part of my porn career is an “up yours” to these people’. Al Goldstein, the publisher of Screw, said (on lukeford.net), ‘The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks. We don’t believe in authoritarianism.’ Pornography thus becomes a way of defiling Christian culture and, as it penetrates to the very heart of the American mainstream (and is no doubt consumed by those very same WASPs), its subversive character becomes more charged. Porn is no longer of the ‘what the Butler saw’ voyeuristic type; instead, it is driven to new extremes of portrayal that stretch the boundaries of the porn aesthetic. As new sexual positions are portrayed, the desire to shock (as well as entertain) seems clear."

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 10:36 | 6268768 Freddie
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The only good thing about this was Al Goldstein died broke.  At one point, towards the end, he was sleeping in his car.   A real piece of sh*t too.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:14 | 6267745 seek
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Yeah, mention being a SD or SB on craigslist and they'll ban your ass, even on the sex section -- there's a reason they all went to backpage.

No, ZH isn't helping CL, they're helping another site (metioned in the first paragraph) that goes by SA.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:27 | 6267411 empreinte
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Sex for education? Hey it's better than being in debt for the rest of your life!

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:32 | 6267423 buzzsaw99
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not a bad arrangement. just one sex partner over four years cuts down on the risk of getting an std and a lifetime of prostitution isn't really necessary if one can find a straight job + spouse after school is done. on the daddy/mama side they can trade in for a newer model every few years.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:35 | 6267451 TheFourthStooge-ing
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America's innovative service economy.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:32 | 6267431 Peter Pan
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First it was sex education in schools. Next it's sex for education. When can we return to sex for sex?

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:34 | 6267445 wee-weed up
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sex for sex?

That's so 1960's...

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:29 | 6267415 DipshitMiddleCl...
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its better than dating.

 

you get to pay non-professional hookers tobecome hookers

 

everyone wins

 

 

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:41 | 6267470 serotonindumptruck
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If the price is right, just about any college-aged girl will drop to her knees and service your needs.

"How's about two OC-80's and a quarter-paper of meth?"

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:49 | 6267505 DipshitMiddleCl...
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lol

 

most of the girls on these sites have no business being in college..they are usualyl from lower socio-economic situations or have substance abuse problems along with a bunch of other drama.

 

Not all of them, but it's def the case more often than not.

 

 

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:58 | 6267532 Winston Churchill
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And you know this for sure, how exactly ?

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 20:25 | 6267606 TungstenBars
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I'll do some applied research to confirm what he said. 

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 04:10 | 6268359 tenpanhandle
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After the applied research you will have to apply the antibiotics.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 20:28 | 6267619 kaiserhoff
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Let's get a grant a do a survey, Winston.  I know of one chick who was working her way through Georgetown Law School by stripping at Goodfellows, but that's rare.  I think it's more a class distinction than anything else.  In my rather limited experience, I would say that sex work does not screw chicks up, but all the associated drugs do.  One often leads to the other.  Legalization would probably help everyone,  (and bring down prices;).

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 04:00 | 6268352 Lin S
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The drugs are used to help them avoid the deep emotional consequences of volunteering to be used as a disposable object.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 08:18 | 6268543 Bobbyrib
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I hope for her sake if she became a practicing attorney she got the hell out of Washington. Imagine sitting down with your client when they ask "Did you ever work at Goodfellows?" I would imagine the people who hang out at strip clubs would be the types to have the "most legal problems." That would be akward to say the least.

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 08:15 | 6268536 Bobbyrib
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I wonder how many sugar daddies wind up writing papers for their sugar babies' classes.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:30 | 6267420 Peter Pan
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Sugar daddies or diabetes sufferers?

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:30 | 6267424 FreeShitter
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Yes, pussy is that expensive for some.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 20:14 | 6267578 toady
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No shit. Tyler is always posting trillion+ student debt numbers....

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:32 | 6267437 trueFacts
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Fatherless children, my guess

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 22:32 | 6267949 Bananamerican
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although with modern amerikan dads you never know...this country is so DEGENERATE and about as cool as chlamydia 

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 06:58 | 6268473 general ambivalent
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All the Jenner types are just a second mom.

Imagine having two Livia Sopranos in the house. MAD.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:34 | 6267440 JustObserving
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If Yellen and Obama are whores for Wall Street, can you fault young impressionable women for following their examples?

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:57 | 6267526 falconflight
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Yes, absolutely.  

Would you encourage or strongly discourage family and friends to seek guidance from those of the above ilk?  Well, neither would I, and if the rest of this decaying culture does, and they do, I spit on them and theirs.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:34 | 6267442 Hammer
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I think the data of seekingarrangement's numbers might be dated.  I believe there are 6+ SB for each SD.  Huge growth lately.

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 21:01 | 6267718 commishbob
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@Hammer if that's the case then the market appears to be vastly oversupplied and prices should be falling like the ChiNext.

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