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Hillary Ropes Off "Everyday" Reporters, Creates Media Spectacle

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In case anyone forgot, Hillary Clinton — whose demands for a keynote speech appearance include a quarter of a million dollars, a private jet ("a Gulfstream 450 or larger), and $1,000 for a stenographer — is running for "everyday Americans." 

Presumably, these are the "folks" who make up the 83% of American workers classified by the BLS as "non supervisory" and probably include those whose job it is to report the news, which is why we were surprised (not really) to see that when it comes to "everyday" reporters, covering a Clinton rally means being herded along like cattle inside a moving rope pen which looks to have been designed to separate the former First Lady from 'the rest of us':

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The media has predictably had a field day with the images. It's not yet clear what impact the debacle will have on Clinton's ability to "rope in" voters so to speak.

 

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Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:01 | 6274545 actionjacksonbrownie
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Some of those reporters should put that rope to good use.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:03 | 6274555 Vuke
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You're wicked, but right.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:06 | 6274569 greenskeeper carl
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hey, she was part  of "the most transparent administration in history", so its clear she learned a thing of two.

 

Basically she is saying that half the brainless morons in this country would still vote for her if she ate a baby in front of them, so fuck it

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:09 | 6274589 indygo55
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People who give her ten seconds of importance are fucking stupid beyond belief. She should be indicted for contempt of Congress. Where are the server harddrives? WTF!!!

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:13 | 6274601 bigkahuna
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the wheels are coming off - try to enjoy the show while you can...

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:27 | 6274657 conscious being
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Who are these sentient creatures that would go to a Hillary rally? Unless they were there to shout things, which none of them were.

Paid crisis actors? Government workers?

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:29 | 6274665 0b1knob
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< Rope a dope.

< Roped by a dope.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:39 | 6274705 actionjacksonbrownie
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I see I got a down arrow up there. I bet it wasn't Bill.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:41 | 6274713 NoDecaf
Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:55 | 6274746 tc06rtw
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she’s even stupider than BILL !

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:02 | 6274783 IntercoursetheEU
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not possible

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:05 | 6274793 Ying-Yang
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What I want to know....

If Hillary becomes President,

Will that make Bill, "First Laddy"?

P.S., If Hillary gets elected, I give up!

 

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:32 | 6274884 Slomotrainwreck
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The fix is on.

She's "for shure".

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 23:55 | 6275082 Stuck on Zero
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She's wearing no clothes!

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 01:12 | 6275205 palmereldritch
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Reminds me of this classic commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVrxddbiow4

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 03:22 | 6275332 cookie nookie
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How dare you!  Hillary is your next president.  Deal with it, retards.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 07:03 | 6275577 N2OJoe
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Mmm so much rope and so many lampposts...

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 00:29 | 6275140 Grimaldus
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Fur shure to be arrested.

I'm sorry but Hillary is far too much of a felon, she does not stand a chance.

Grimaldus

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:39 | 6274904 beemasters
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She will be the one who will take turn to get Monicummed, for sure.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:42 | 6274915 Beatscape
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She's untouchable, and wants to make sure of that, in case anyone is confused about the matter. 

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 23:57 | 6275085 Al Gophilia
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Reporters everywhere should adopt this as a protest. Every group (reporters and citizens) should place a lasso around themselves where ever she appears. Free speach zones, freedom of the press zones, G7 and 20 meetings and every other place where we have been corraled by these sociopathic murderers.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 00:36 | 6275154 Tall Tom
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It is much easier than that. Have the press stop reporting anything about her, do not attend her rallies, and make her irrelevant.

 

It worked against Ron Paul, didn't it?

 

But the oligarchs won't have that. So they will send in thier reporters, PR personnel, to paint her in the way which they choose to package her...as a piece of raw meat.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 04:40 | 6275381 migra
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Who the hell are you kidding? These D-bag reporters are going to carry her water all the way to the white house.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 23:18 | 6275011 Aussie V
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it's as if she thinks she's somehow......... special?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 07:39 | 6275667 CHX
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What is the definition of "is" ... ?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 00:31 | 6275146 Antifaschistische
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Where's my "TSIPRAS FOR PRESIDENT" bumper sticker.  

May as well...I know the 'where you're born' thing doesn't really matter any more anyway.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 20:55 | 6278471 villainvomit
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Oh Noes...you got two down arrows....Billory ....it depends on what your definition of is is... and Killory...... what does it matter how many folks Bill and I have killed ????!!!!!!!

Killory, the best futures trader ever !

 

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:56 | 6274732 nmewn
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Carry on you compliant socialist pricks of the MSM, carry on. And for you mouth breathing ZH socialists, just skip past the first part of the link which will be of no use to you and start here...

"The DOD documents also contain the first official documentation that the Obama administration knew that weapons were being shipped from the Port of Benghazi to rebel troops in Syria. An October 2012 report confirms:

Weapons from the former Libya military stockpiles were shipped from the port of Benghazi, Libya to the Port of Banias and the Port of Borj Islam, Syria. The weapons shipped during late-August 2012 were Sniper rifles, RPG’s, and 125 mm and 155mm howitzers missiles.

During the immediate aftermath of, and following the uncertainty caused by, the downfall of the ((Qaddafi)) regime in October 2011 and up until early September of 2012, weapons from the former Libya military stockpiles located in Benghazi, Libya were shipped from the port of Benghazi, Libya to the ports of Banias and the Port of Borj Islam, Syria. The Syrian ports were chosen due to the small amount of cargo traffic transiting these two ports. The ships used to transport the weapons were medium-sized and able to hold 10 or less shipping containers of cargo.

The DIA document further details:

The weapons shipped from Syria during late-August 2012 were Sniper rifles, RPG’s and 125mm and 155mm howitzers missiles.  The numbers for each weapon were estimated to be: 500 Sniper rifles, 100 RPG launchers with 300 total rounds, and approximately 400 howitzers missiles [200 ea – 125mm and 200ea – 155 mm.]

The heavily redacted document does not disclose who was shipping the weapons.

Another DIA report, written in August 2012 (the same time period the U.S. was monitoring weapons flows from Libya to Syria), said that the opposition in Syria was driven by al Qaeda and other extremist Muslim groups: “the Salafist, the Muslim Brotherhood, and AQI are the major forces driving the insurgency in Syria.” The growing sectarian direction of the war was predicted to have dire consequences for Iraq, which included the “grave danger” of the rise of ISIS:

The deterioration of the situation has dire consequences on the Iraqi situation and are as follows:

This creates the ideal atmosphere for AQI [al Qaeda Iraq] to return to its old pockets in Mosul and Ramadi, and will provide a renewed momentum under the presumption of unifying the jihad among Sunni Iraq and Syria, and the rest of the Sunnis in the Arab world against what it considers one enemy, the dissenters. ISI could also declare an Islamic state through its union with other terrorist organizations in Iraq and Syria, which will create grave danger in regards to unifying Iraq and the protection of its territory.

http://www.judicialwatch.org/press-room/press-releases/judicial-watch-defense-state-department-documents-reveal-obama-administration-knew-that-al-qaeda-terrorists-had-planned-benghazi-attack-10-days-in-advance/

Warmest, personal regards ;-)

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:22 | 6274854 Oldwood
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Hillary already said it doesn't matter. The media agrees as it does not further their agenda or support their ideology.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:56 | 6274952 Element
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I am Jack's total lack of surprise.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 23:58 | 6275086 Chuck Walla
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How much would I need to "contribute" to get few RPGs sent to my home?

FORWARD SOVIET!

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 00:41 | 6275164 Tall Tom
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Keep writing here and the NSA may oblige sending them to you...by Rocket Mail.

 

You are not alone. I will also be on the receiving end of that type of delivery also.

 

Other than that we may end up in the same FEMA Camp awaiting the Guillotine?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 00:39 | 6275156 Grimaldus
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Aiding and abetting sworn enemies of the United States. Gee what kind of crime is that?--Treason.

Hillary literally has the blood of hundreds of thousands on her hands. What kind of crime is that?--- A War Crime-- A crime against humanity.

What kind of people rah rah for that shit? Progressives do.

The progressive stupid, it burns and then it kills millions.

Grimaldus

 

 

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 05:41 | 6275411 Memedada
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And the news is? That the US corporate state and it’s cronies are creating and supporting terrorists (that most terrorists are directly or indirectly funded by Western intelligence communities)? Old news. Been like that since the 1950’s (the politics of tension). CIA/MI6/etc. created terror in Europe in the 50's-80's to counter the – at that time – rise of socialist ideas in Europe. Italy, Greece and France were in real ‘danger’ of turning into democracies (meaning, that the huge piles of old money – that still dominates European politics – were in danger).

I know it’s common on ZH – and ALL US media-platforms – to call everything from the state socialist. It’s obvious why. The MSM, the ‘education system’, the ‘talking heads’ of ‘free’ radio stations etc. etc. have for decades blamed all ‘statism’ on ‘communism’ and/or ‘socialism’. Even Obama (a corporate lapdog) have been named a communist/socialist. It’s ridiculous. A state is just a tool. It’s who controls the state that’s important – and right now we have nothing but corporate states. Meaning states that support and are owned by the corporations/banks/0,01%. Interesting definition of ‘socialism’.

But all you ‘libertarians’ (another term emptied its meaning in US) see all ‘public/state’ as socialist. It narrows your vision and ability to understand history and current affairs.

 

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 06:40 | 6275507 nmewn
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So, when Hugo Chavez was living in the lap of luxury in a palace as his people starved and the Soviet people were standing in bread lines while the elites vacationed in their dachaus down on the Black Sea coast and Mao was moving his people hither & yon (and them dying in the millions by the way) for better state efficiencies and "the common good of all"...

...that was the result of western intelligence agencies attacks on a yearning for "democracy"?

Well thanks for straightening that out ;-)

 

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 08:28 | 6275766 Memedada
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I’m not defending any of those figures or their political ambitions.

But what does that have to do with my comment? What does it have to do with the current dominant global political/economic paradigm? What does it have to do with the dominant ideology in US/the West today?

But I guess you’re commenting on the use of terrorism as a political tool? I was referring to the terrorism of the 50’s-80’s in Europe. Blamed – at the time – on the left-wing (especially the communists) and later documented as being carried out by the “Gladio”-type organizations.

Again: I’m neither a socialist nor a communist, but I think it’s harmful to use those terms to describe what’s going on today. Who do you consider a communist/socialist (who has power/influence or act on behalf of someone who does) and why?

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:51 | 6274740 runswithscissors
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I upvoted...then I down voted...yeah

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:01 | 6274778 whirling tword ...
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What a cunt.....

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 23:55 | 6275081 Shad_ow
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Lap dogs. See that's their leash.  She ought to attach them to their balls, but they don't have any.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 02:27 | 6275298 Ace006
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Why get upset over a little battery? Mr. Pocket Knife would solve that little "problem" in no time.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:18 | 6274621 Temporalist
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That her lackeys were willing to do that is just as disturbing.  It screams "Children need to stay where they are seen and not heard"  It was all a moot point anyway because the press wasn't in the "Free Speech Zone"

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:25 | 6274646 Nothing To See Here
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Whats even more distubing is that such a power hungry inept person has lackeys in the first place. I mean, how worthy would be your life if you devoted it to, say, Joe Biden?

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:34 | 6274686 BlindMonkey
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Or worse:

"Son, we have a great job for you.  You have to wipe the baby's blood from McCain's teeth after he feeds.  Don't worry.  It is a great job for an intern and will set you up very well for a sweet gig on K street."

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:53 | 6274943 greenskeeper carl
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its funny, but I never thought about it like that. dedicating your life to be a boot licker for people like that. They have to see these people unmasked, too, and how horrible of people they are, yet they still hang around them, hoping for enough table scraps to live on, or hoping they are good enough boot lickers to have their own boot lickers one day. I can't imagine living life like that.

 

And yall are right, without these lackeys and boot lickers, these people wouldn't even exist.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 00:01 | 6275098 Chuck Walla
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Boot licking pays very well. Ask Mistress Hillary why.

FORWARD SOVIET!

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 01:32 | 6275229 Al Gophilia
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Climbing the Sociopath Ladder is all that it is. They have little compassion for anyone who gets in their way. They're not lackeys; they're clones on the way up.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 19:04 | 6282572 Chartsky
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Yes -- I saw it first-hand while part of my "ex's" highly political family.

It made me sick being around these types.  Or, rather, this type.

So I have a Rule and it has never let me down:  The higher (more successful) anyone climbs in politics the more the odds that they're a sociopath.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:34 | 6274687 conscious being
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That needed to be said. The things people waste their lives on, while the real beauty of living seems to go by unnoticed by most. Without toadies and enablers, none of this would be happenning.

On a bright note - The Greeks seem to be figuring things out. Congradulations to them.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:20 | 6274850 NihilistZero
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On a bright note - The Greeks seem to be figuring things out. Congradulations to them.

Not really.  Remember polls show 80% want to stay in the Euro.  No to benefit cuts and yes to others paying for said benefits.  I can't think of any case of a nation wanting to have it's cake and eat it to in this fashion.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:28 | 6274873 vic and blood
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Let us hope that the irreconcilable difference makes it way clear up the food chain to the banksters and causes them great distress, rather than getting dropped off with the Northern taxpayers.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:36 | 6274897 conscious being
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There's no room left to drop anything off on Northern taxpayers. We are into a new phase.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:21 | 6274828 vic and blood
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Just imagine, after elected, she won't even have to put on this thinnest of facades. She will no longer have to pretend to act like a human being, even to her sea of slavering sycophants. Peak arrogance and disdain. Each election, we get something worse than what came before. Worse than Obama? You better believe it. God help us.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 08:48 | 6275850 Memedada
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It doesn’t matter who they put in on center stage. It’s a puppet no matter what. They all serve the same masters. It’s a rigged casino and the POTUS just pretend to be the manager.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:33 | 6274681 zorba THE GREEK
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Nothing frightens me more than that Sucubis becoming President.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:16 | 6274610 QQQBall
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She looks like she ate twins

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:23 | 6274638 Ward cleaver
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Yeah she should demand a stairmaster to go on the Gulfstteam. Her body fat is higher than the average sheeple IQ

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:27 | 6274645 Ralph Spoilsport
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What they don't tell you is that the Gulfstream is only for Hillary and the "stenographer". Gulfstreams can only carry one cow at a time without violating FAA regulations.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:51 | 6274742 bobdog54
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You're totally and incredibly correct....

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:08 | 6274801 drendebe10
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Country needs another Cunt-on or Bush like it needs a 3rd term of the fudgepacker miedras.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:41 | 6274911 FireBrander
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Not this brainless moron, ill be voting Bernie!

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 09:40 | 6276050 discopimp
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Actually, by the looks of her, I think she ate more than one!

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:04 | 6274559 FilthyHabits
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Like hanging themselves for allowing it to happen. What a fucking joke.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:04 | 6274564 booboo
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Get used to the "Free Speech Zones" you mainstream fucking sell outs since you turned a blind eye to the ones set up for the proles.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:07 | 6274578 Bank_sters
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yup

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:43 | 6274707 conscious being
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booboo - think about who would be an MSM "reporter" in this day and age. They're just going through the motions. They're not really reporting anything. They basicly work for big government and the banksters. They won't see the irony. They won't mind the theater.

Reading on, I see Philipat expressing the same.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:52 | 6274745 booboo
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Yes, you are probably right but the thought of a few finally waking up is still out there. Sooner or later conscious trumps money.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:39 | 6274906 conscious being
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That's when the editor kicks them out the door, the kiddie porn gets applied to their computer and in some cases, like Gary Webb or Michael Hastings, they pay a higher price.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:08 | 6274586 philipat
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One could argue it makes little difference because the MSM is never going to resort to actual journalism and report anything critical of the chosen one....

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:28 | 6274661 Ward cleaver
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Already has a 40% lead.
20% of the PV(Protected Victim) population
20% of woman who will vote for her cause she (might) be a woman

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:25 | 6274648 Freddie
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I think I see lamposts in picture 3 and 4.  

The USA does not have real elections and is a one party police state.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:29 | 6274663 RaymondKHessel
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T R U M P 2 0 1 6

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 23:49 | 6275069 thamnosma
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Down voters. Give a watch to his speech at the SC freedom summit on you tube. At the very least it's different

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 23:58 | 6275089 drendebe10
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Insanity is doing the same thing over & over then expecting a different result said Einstein.  So let's elect/reelect all those career politician miedras because that will surely correct all the problems the ruling elite bastards have created. Good fukn idea.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 00:07 | 6275107 thamnosma
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My suggestion stands nevertheless

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 00:48 | 6275172 Tall Tom
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NO. I WILL NOT VOTE TO VALIDATE THIS SYSTEM. NOT ONLY NO, BUT, HELL NO.

 

I WILL NOT LISTEN TO ANY OF THEM...EVER. THEY ARE ALL LIARS...INCLUDING RAND PAUL.

 

FUCK THEM ALL. FUCK THIS SYSTEM. LET IT BURN IN A HELLISH FIRESTORM OF COLLAPSE.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:36 | 6274692 BlindMonkey
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I hope they boil it good first.  It really needs to be soft any plyable.  

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:01 | 6274546 holdbuysell
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Whew! Good thing that's a free country with freedom of speech protected.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:10 | 6274592 AlaricBalth
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Freedom of peaceful assembly.
Just stay within the ropes please.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:41 | 6274711 SafelyGraze
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please remain within the designated freedom-of-assembly area.

thank you.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:43 | 6274718 Amish Hacker
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They don't want peace, they want quiet.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 00:39 | 6275160 847328_3527
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The only reason Barry got elected was so many people were sick of Bush's wars and lies so they voted for any warm body other then someone like John "100 years of War" McCain.

And they got Barry, who was no different then Bush and maybe worse.

Unless the Republicans run a total loser, they should win but remember, the FSA+Wall Street are a powerful combo who will surely vote for Dem Hillary for moar free stuff at both extremes while the Middle Class continues to wallow in misery.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:02 | 6274551 cowdiddly
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Nows your chance while the rope is handy. Quick boys find a suitable tree

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:05 | 6274567 joseJimenez
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Telephone pole will do

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 00:52 | 6275176 Tall Tom
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Back of a Pick Up will do.

 

Just stomp on the Gas and release the Brakes quick for the jerk that'll break the neck.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:53 | 6274734 conscious being
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I thought you were singing a song.

Now's your chance while the rope is handy.

Do something that turns out dandy.

Add some words that end in brandy.

...

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 00:56 | 6275179 Tall Tom
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Redacted/

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:03 | 6274552 williambanzai7
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Cunt's cradle...

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:04 | 6274557 Arnold
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I completely endorse Hillary for POTUS 2016.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:07 | 6274580 ebworthen
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/s

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:13 | 6274600 philipat
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Sure, why would anyone not want a lieing, corrupt fat dyke cunt as the next President? She is a woman (Reportedly) after all.....Sheesh.....................

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:09 | 6274584 bonderøven-farm ass
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Hasten the collapse....Hitlery 2016 (or any other card-carrying, corporate-coddling partisan shill in D.C.)

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:39 | 6274702 booboo
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Nope, you "hasten the collapse" yokels helped elect the current fuckwit. A collapes will still happen regardless of the dumb shit that resides in the wihite house but at least have some dignity man and try to preserve what little rights we have at the end.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:57 | 6274759 conscious being
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booboo - via one scam or another, electing is just a joke. Just a game played on the inmates. Get over it. There is no Santa Claus either.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:19 | 6274623 Stormtrooper
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I also endorse Hillary.  Hopefully, enough the Convenion of States will have proposed, and 38 states will have ratified, an Amendment to eliminate the position of President.  That might come thru an Amendment to terminate the Federal government.  So much to do, with time growing short.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:23 | 6274857 NihilistZero
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I completely endorse Hillary for POTUS 2016.

The last time we had a Clinton Presidency paired with a GOP Congress might have been the least bad it's been since the early 60's.  unless there's a Rand Paul miracle to be had, I hope she wins.  On a purely Machiavellian level of course...

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:04 | 6274558 Fukushima Fricassee
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Charge the Criminal bitch. Fuck the media liars, boycott thoses bastards and thier sponsers.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:04 | 6274561 dsty
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Is that all you got Will?

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:04 | 6274562 The 22nd Prime
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The only rope should be the boiled kind around her neck.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:05 | 6274566 Anunnaki
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Got to keep the hecklers out of soundbyte reach

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:06 | 6274571 db51
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I'm trying not to envision that fat kankled cunt lying naked with Huma eating her out.    Do you think Weiner Boy watches?

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:09 | 6274588 booboo
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Thanks, next time try in silence so we are not blind sided by you.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:06 | 6274573 Anunnaki
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What difference does it make TM

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:06 | 6274574 cassotto
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hahahahha NUTS!

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:09 | 6274579 buzzsaw99
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god she's hideous physically. i'm surprised she can even walk off that gulfstream under her own power.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:33 | 6274682 remain calm
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Billy actually porked that pig.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:02 | 6274784 willwork4food
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So did half of Congress.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 00:57 | 6275184 Buckaroo Banzai
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Chelsea is Webb Hubbell's daughter so there's actually no proof that he banged her even once.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:01 | 6274780 conscious being
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Re. Hideous. True, but she's in better shape than Kerry. I think the mobsters made an example out of him. They shot HorseFace. When will he be seen in public again?

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:08 | 6274582 gdiamond22
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So that's what freedom of the press looks like.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:24 | 6274643 I Write Code
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We're all Hildabeasts now.  Moo.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:08 | 6274585 Anunnaki
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Man she looks fat. A big ripe tomato. Red is not her color

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:19 | 6274620 buzzsaw99
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Photographers from around the world flocked in for a rare chance to get a picture of the elusive hildabeast in its natural environment...

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:10 | 6274587 Ralph Spoilsport
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This was a stupid move on the part of her PR people. It's bad enough Bernie Sanders is embarrassing her but this is a self-inflicted PR disaster. I'd like to see more disasters right up to the election too.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:24 | 6274644 XitSam
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Bernie is allowed this far in advance.  When primaries start Clinton & the press will shoot him down.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:30 | 6274672 Ralph Spoilsport
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Not to mention what people like Karl Rove and company will do with Sanders being openly "socialist".

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:34 | 6274894 Oldwood
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Funny but I can't help think that being "openly socialist" is about as damaging for a democrat as being "openly gay".

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 23:08 | 6274982 Ralph Spoilsport
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Bernie is pretty tame compared to a real Communist like Cass Sunstein or Valerie Jarrett. He's in it to humiliate Hillary who he thinks is a paid-off mouthpiece for Wall Street. At least people aren't talking about that tax-happy douche nozzle Martin O'Malley anymore. Playing a guitar shirtless ain't enough Marty.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:08 | 6274809 conscious being
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The PTB might accept Bernie as a backup if the reaction to the imminent debt collapse gets out of hand. Better Bernie than the mob with pitch forks as far as they are concerned. Make the whole United States run like Vermont? Could work as a compromise solution. Then again, you'd still have the department of education, so no. I guess it wouldn't work.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:25 | 6274862 Ralph Spoilsport
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He might get some converts from the other side of the aisle as far as gun control. He doesn't think gun control laws solve anything.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/article/2566997

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 00:10 | 6275115 Chuck Walla
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Yeah, what are faithful gonna do? Vote Republican?

FORWARD SOVIET!

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:09 | 6274590 foxmuldar
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Only rope I want to see near hillary is the one around her fuxking neck. She should be tried and hanged for deriliction of duty and treason. 

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:10 | 6274594 CHC
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Fun fact:  The TV Tele-Tubbys were actually modeled after Hillary.  What a fucking witch.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:11 | 6274598 nakki
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If the media did their job instead of regurgitating the propaganda I'd give a shit. I think Hillary is actually trying to lose. Her incompatnce is Hill-arious.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:16 | 6274613 Ralph Spoilsport
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You may be right about her trying to lose. It will be interesting to see how much campaign money she gets to keep if she loses. This farce of a campaign could be all about the money.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:27 | 6274658 XitSam
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But think about what you're saying.  The elite ordained GOP candidate will be the winner.  Economic collapse will be accelerated during his term. Probably terism attacks.  Guaranteeing democrat tyranny for eternity. 

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:34 | 6274685 Ralph Spoilsport
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LOL! Maybe we have to wait for the Jedi then.

"ObiWan, you're our only hope!"

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:09 | 6274811 willwork4food
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Look at what is happening. Jeb bush is an idiot, brother of a treasonist Neo-con bro that produced 911, Trump destroyed his candacy after the Mexican remarks but still survives & Hillary is obviously a pre neo-con anti free rights fat bitch that doesn't give a shit about "average americans."

What do we have left? Rand Paul. Guess why.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:30 | 6274878 Ralph Spoilsport
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Many people who identify with the right are excited that Chris Christie has thrown his hat in the ring. This cartoon is an accurate metaphor for the GOP race right now.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/cartoons/cartoons_of_the_week/

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:58 | 6274960 Buster Cherry
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I view Trump's comments as terms of endearment.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:13 | 6274824 conscious being
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Beautifully put, Ralph. What if we have little influence over macro events? What if doing dances, like the voting-dance, won't change anything under the current regieme?

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:34 | 6274890 Ralph Spoilsport
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Macro events are handled by the elite of the elite. We get to deal with the micro stuff like clamoring to ban a battle flag that was created after the battles were over.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:55 | 6274949 conscious being
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My micro events are more micro, more local, like should I walk out to the back forty today? At this stage, things like the Rebel flag conundrum look like a leaf bouncing off the windshield.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:14 | 6274604 logicalman
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Couldn't make this shit up!

 

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:29 | 6274664 XitSam
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You're right.  Put make up on Hillary and she still looks like shit.  

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:14 | 6274605 dirty dolphin
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...And they liked it!

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:29 | 6274669 XitSam
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Please mistress, may I have another?

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:16 | 6274612 foxmuldar
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What's really sad is after these dumb ass reports return back to their offices, they'll try and post something positive about the bitch. Got to keep backing Hillary to the end. So sad.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:19 | 6274616 q99x2
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We really need to have the brightest men or a set of software protocols establishing a direction for keeping things together at this point. The US government "appears" to be way out of control which is not a good thing. We need not only appear as a collective but as individuals in balance with the world we are living in. The US Presidential campaign is looking like some scary shit right now.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:17 | 6274618 Condition 1SQ
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Aren't you glad you went to school for Journalism?

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:21 | 6274629 decon
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Worse job in the world would be a SS agent that might have to take one for Hillary.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:12 | 6274823 willwork4food
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"It's a job you chose."

When the shit hits the fan they will die too, along with their cute 10yr old daughters and wives.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 22:54 | 6274946 Buster Cherry
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Maybe some of them might take a que from Anwar Sadat's bodyguards....

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:21 | 6274634 you enjoy myself
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this has got to be the funniest thing in the history of the political press.  Hillary is not even hiding her contempt for the syncophantic "media", and yet they'll continue to take it in the rear like masochists in service to their queen.  keep in mind HIllary has already stuffed the pool in an upstairs closet, shushed anyone who questions her at scripted events, and has taken maybe 10 questions since she announced her candidacy.  and when she does deign to answer a question more substantive than "what's your favorite ice cream flavor?", it's often a blatant lie.  she's basically trolling the press at this point.

i got reminded of one of bill murray's most under-appreciated performances:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB7R0ZxNgC4

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:23 | 6274637 Hamm Jamm
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theres no such thing as bad media !   anything to get medusa's face on the tv for all the baked idiots to watch

 

she's truly repulsive

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:51 | 6274739 Freddie
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Yet Americans like dumb sheep support it by continuing to watch TV and Hollywood.

The biggest joke is southern whites espcially males watching and worshiping Trayvon college ball like leemings celebrating their extinction.  Obola is starting a race war and dumb whites keep cheering Trayvons at Clemson and Albama and GA Bulldogs and other idiocy.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:23 | 6274639 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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The press corps still LOVES her! I don't think this story made the evening TV news.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:26 | 6274651 homiegot
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I don't know what's more sad: Hillary's minions or the flacid press.

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:28 | 6274662 dirty dolphin
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Aren't they one and the same?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 01:06 | 6275196 redwater
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The press really are pathetic cuckolds.

The press could have easily had Hillary in prison shackles, over the decades of numerous crimes she has commited.

Instead they are literally roped like cattle.

 

 

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:27 | 6274659 CheapBastard
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If she wins the election, I'll eat my hat!

 

 

[The little cap, not the big sombrero.]

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