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Greece Set To Restart Negotiations, IMF "Ready To Assist" Greece, Lagarde Says

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Just hours after receiving a clear mandate from the Greek people to stand firm in the face of calls for more austerity, the Greek government, squeezed by an acute liquidity shortage in the collapsing banking sector, is set to head back to the negotiating table seeking to "restore liquidity" and find a "sustainable" solution to the country's debt problem. From Bloomberg:

  • LEADERS OF GREEK RULING AND OPPOSITION PARTIES ISSUE JOINT STATEMENT BACKING EFFORTS TO REACH DEAL WITH CREDITORS
  • GREEK POLITICAL PARTIES SEEK AGREEMENT TO COVER FINANCING NEEDS
  • GREEK LEADERS SAYS GOAL IS TO SECURE COUNTRY'S FINANCING
  • GREEK LEADERS: DEAL SHOULD TACKLE DEBT SUSTAINABILITY PROBLEM
  • GREEK LEADERS: RESTORING LIQUIDITY IS TOP PRIORITY

Speaking of finding a "sustainable" solution (i.e. one that includes writedowns), the IMF, whose well-timed report on the necessity of Greek debt haircuts might well have played a vital role in cementing a victory for the "no" vote on Sunday, is now "ready to help" the Greeks. Here's Christine Lagarde:

"The IMF has taken note of yesterday's referendum held in Greece. We are monitoring the situation closely and stand ready to assist Greece if requested to do so." 

The question of course, is this: what type of "assistance" is the IMF planning to provide?

The Fund's recommendation is for EU creditors to haircut their portion of Greek debt, something Germany is profoundly unwilling to consider. Case in point (from Reuters):

The German government signalled a tough line towards Greece on Monday, saying it saw no basis for new bailout negotiations and insisting it was up to Athens to move swiftly if it wanted to preserve its place in the euro zone.

 

"Greece is a member of the euro. It is up to Greece and its government to act so that this can remain the case," Steffen Seibert told a government news conference. "It depends now on what proposals the Greek government puts on the table."

 

Pressed on what concessions Berlin might be willing to make to Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras, a finance ministry spokesman dismissed the idea of a debt restructuring sought by Athens and favoured by the International Monetary Fund (IMF).

 

 

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Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:05 | 6276374 Veriton
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Forget the IMF. The Greeks are getting ready to go to the BRICS Summit for aid -

The Greek trip to the BRICS Summit begins to materialize
Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:08 | 6276394 kaiserhoff
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Germany will gladly sell you all the Greek debt at face value.

Go for it, Froggie!

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:10 | 6276414 PR Guy
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That's the kiss of death then from the fragrant Christine Lizarde.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:11 | 6276421 quintago
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Help? More like going to find every which way to castrate Greece, so that the rest of debt-laden Europe doesn't get any fancy ideas.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:40 | 6276547 Soul Glow
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FUCK THE IMF!  They won't do anything except give away free paper in return for blood later.

Stop the insanity and buy silver Greece!

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:44 | 6276565 idea_hamster
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IMF "Ready To Assist"

 

So...you put your cash in the toilet and the IMF will do all the hard work of pushing the flush lever?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:34 | 6276799 Antifaschistische
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the "IMF is READY TO ASSIST"

Translation:  "The parasites are still interested in liquidating Greece"      

NO SHIT!!

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 14:02 | 6277185 eatthebanksters
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This was all preplanned...the IMF was always going to be the one offering 'hope' so that the markets did not implode.

 

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:13 | 6276435 kaiserhoff
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The Greeks just thought they had problems.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:18 | 6276459 chunga
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CDS is a dish best served cold?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:31 | 6276508 LawsofPhysics
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The bankers/financiers own all that garbage, they will make it all magically dissappear.  All their risk/debt will be gone, yours will not.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:43 | 6276559 saints51
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Just liked we talked about earlier, (insert your favorite bankster) is going to sell you something you do not want. This is where the people's governments do their part since those politicians are owned by (insert your favorite bankster).

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:44 | 6276569 chunga
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Tyler has probably explained this, but if default can just be ignored it's just more proof the entire world of finance is nothing but smoke, mirrors, fraud...

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:22 | 6276480 KnuckleDragger-X
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Yep, the IMF is maneuvering to be the master of the NWO and doesn't mind screwing anybody that gets in their way.....

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:35 | 6276790 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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As MASTER OF UNIVERSE there will be no 'New World Order' except 'New World Disorder', chaos, and contagion. Furthermore, if you don't like that very much you can take your complaints to God for all I give a rat's ass, motherfuckers. Moreover, I will rule with impunity like all the gangsterbanksters have been doing for centuries.

 

NOTE: The gangsterbanksters have no clothes and are butt naked now that Greece has defaulted. Legarde can suck cocks for a living now that she has demonstrated her incompetence as IMF Chair.

 

Sincerely, MASTER OF UNIVERSE

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:36 | 6276819 KnuckleDragger-X
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How about 1000 year Reich?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 15:02 | 6277400 J Jason Djfmam
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So, Which one are you? He-Man, or Skeletor? Maybe She-ra?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:43 | 6276560 ebworthen
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If that Hag LaGarde wanted to assist Greece she'd be funding the return to the Drachma.

She wants to "assist" them the way a heroin dealer assists a junkie customer.

"Don't quit man!  Here's a hit for you until your disability check comes."

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:11 | 6276694 KnuckleDragger-X
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Greece will require a big bribe to leave, so we'll just have to wait and see how big it'll be.....

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:25 | 6276493 willien1derland
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Well said Kaiser...this is like a classic abusive relationship...It's OK honey (Greece) I swear I will never beat you again, please take me back - things will be different this time...

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:29 | 6276506 Halvor
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There's more complexity to it than that. The IMF is controlled by the Americans who are actively waging economic warfare against the EU. The recent initiatives from the IMF had probably best been reframed in that perspective. That could quite possibly turn out to Greece's advantage.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:12 | 6276397 Save_America1st
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yeah, that's the last thing Greece needs to hear now from those fucking scumbags:

"We're from the IMF...and we're here to help."

 

Read up about John Perkins, The Economic Hit Man

http://www.truth-out.org/news/item/26112-an-economic-hit-man-speaks-out-...

John Perkins is no stranger to making confessions. His well-known book, Confessions of an Economic Hit Man, revealed how international organizations such as the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and the World Bank, while publicly professing to "save" suffering countries and economies, instead pull a bait-and-switch on their governments: promising startling growth, gleaming new infrastructure projects and a future of economic prosperity - all of which would occur if those countries borrow huge loans from those organizations. Far from achieving runaway economic growth and success, however, these countries instead fall victim to a crippling and unsustainable debt burden.

 

Or said otherwise, in the immortal words of Admiral Ackbar:   It's a trap!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:27 | 6276498 Halvor
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When you refer to John Perkins, be aware that his entire narrative is a limited hangout operation.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:03 | 6276647 Ignatius
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You should explain the basis of your asssertion.  I'm not saying you're right or wrong, but you should state what interests Perkin's "limited hangout" protects.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:44 | 6276866 Halvor
Mon, 07/06/2015 - 14:18 | 6277232 Ignatius
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Excellent.  Of course I'm aware of Perkin's book and its thesis though I've never read it.  I was not aware of Fitt's pointed critique which is detailed and superb.  I just hadn't thought about Perkins, whether consciously or not, as working as a limited hang out, and it most certainly does function as one (shows us a little leg to hide the bigger picture).  Thanks.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:08 | 6276399 LoneStarHog
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Help from the IMF is a four-letter word.

Calling All Texans...It Is Time, Texas!...Operation Texas> www.OpTexas.org

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:08 | 6276671 wendigo
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What exactly is this operation supposed to achieve? Why is it limited to Texas? What will you do when it doesn't work? 

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:09 | 6276406 takeaction
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After the NON event this morning....I now see this will not trigger anything.  Everything will continue as it has as it will always until some other event.  This seems to not be it.  Oh yeah  Silver is up 1 Cent again.   Care to join me on my new Yacht that I am buying at the next shoot to the moon climb of a penny?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:29 | 6276504 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, bricks are nice.  Outside of that, wake me when just one government attaches "finance" to something fucking real.  Making fraud of more then one million punishable by death.  Nothing changes otherwise.  I remain long black markets, sharecropping, and guillotines.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 13:29 | 6277072 moneylover3
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Then Greeks will default to BRICS and then to saudi ,so on and so forth till the Money keeps coming from others...!

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:05 | 6276375 Ploutos74
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Regime change in 3...2...1...

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:22 | 6276478 Fun Facts
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International Maid Fuckers ready to recapture 11 million debt slaves for their global debt slavery empire.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:05 | 6276376 i_call_you_my_base
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Maybe she means sticking her finger in Merkel's eye.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:09 | 6276408 Ghordius
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I remember when the German gov insisted on involving the IMF into the Greek case, and the Greek gov then was very much against it

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:14 | 6276437 i_call_you_my_base
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Never trust the IMF (US).

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:17 | 6276451 disabledvet
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I do indeed...

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:02 | 6276640 Element
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I remember it well.

In other words, the amiability of Legarde here indicates a very large haircut is going to be on the table, or else Greece can walk away, and the banks will get zip, and then it's their problem, and not Greece's.

So the IMF is apparently in a weakened position, due to the default.

Sorry, arrears.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:05 | 6276377 ZippyBananaPants
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Will Lagarde provide some breast milk?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:14 | 6276440 Kirk2NCC1701
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Hell, no!  They'll assist the way she likes it: up the rear end.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:19 | 6276461 flash338
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That would be like sucking acid out of a battery

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:14 | 6276438 Halvor
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Yup, that's Germany for you…

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:06 | 6276386 LawsofPhysics
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Interesting indeed.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:06 | 6276387 blackhand
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WTF??

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:07 | 6276388 _ConanTheLibert...
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Uhm, didn't Greece default to the IMF ??

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:10 | 6276413 Ghordius
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not enough, or so it seems

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:13 | 6276431 kaiserhoff
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They always want MOAR;)

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:11 | 6276420 agstacks
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No. Defaults have been outlawed.  They are in arrears.  

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:36 | 6276533 CrimsonAvenger
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Yes, they are in our rears, aren't they?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:07 | 6276391 GlobalMapper
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We're from the IMF and we're here to help....

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:08 | 6276396 _ConanTheLibert...
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... now bend over

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:14 | 6276404 juppez
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Just in news: syriza takes three opposition parties with them to negotiate new loan agreement. My fears are coming true this all was just for show to give false hope for greece and syriza is a fake left party.

 

EDIT: sorry, three opposition parties supports syriza party negotiations still looks worrying that they will give in to austerity.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:09 | 6276405 Dr. Engali
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Those are some scary words right there, ranks right up there with "we're from the government and we're here to help."

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:09 | 6276407 Monetas
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If you go to an adoption agency .... avoid the Greek children !

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:22 | 6276477 Pliskin
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Is someone 'Trolling' Monetas' account..?  Or did he really just go full retard..?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:09 | 6276409 who cares
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Gee! She surely beats Wall street banksters for hypocrisy

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:09 | 6276410 who cares
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Gee! She surely beats Wall street banksters for hypocrisy

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:10 | 6276411 JustObserving
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IMF "Ready To Assist" Greece, Lagarde Says

IMF only believes in helping itself:

The IMF Itself Is a Criminal Organization 

To understand this story, you have to reel back to the birth of the IMF. In 1944, the countries that were poised to win the Second World War gathered in a hotel in rural New Hampshire to divvy up the spoils. With a few honourable exceptions, like the great British economist John Maynard Keynes, the negotiators were determined to do one thing. They wanted to build a global financial system that ensured they received the lion's share of the planet's money and resources. They set up a series of institutions designed for that purpose – and so the IMF was delivered into the world.

 

The IMF’s official job sounds simple and attractive. It is supposedly there to ensure poor countries don’t fall into debt, and if they do, to lift them out with loans and economic expertise. It is presented as the poor world’s best friend and guardian. But beyond the rhetoric, the IMF was designed to be dominated by a handful of rich countries – and, more specifically, by their bankers and financial speculators. The IMF works in their interests, every step of the way.


http://www.realclearworld.com/2011/06/03/the_imf_itself_is_a_criminal_or...

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:32 | 6276783 TheAntiProgressive
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Er.....doesn't that translate into US Taxpayer?  Why are we involved with bailing out Greece, the Germans, the Euro zone banks etc...  Isn't this their problem to solve?

 

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:10 | 6276412 The Delicate Genius
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I wonder how deep the ties between Goldman and the IMF truly are.

One ring to rule them all...

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:13 | 6276429 Halvor
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Germany will find itself utterly sidetracked unless it starts dealing in realities. The new reality is that the IMF has categorically stated that the Greek debt is unsustainable. Germany cannot pretend this is not no the new basis for dealing with the Greek debt.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:13 | 6276430 Monetas
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Greece .... land of rugged collectivism !

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:18 | 6276455 booboo
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Christine just needs them back inside the Euro internment camp. "How about a bowl of hot gruel and a nice shower guys? Pretty please?"
Beware the giant Oompa Loompa.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:34 | 6276527 Halvor
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Christine is the American's tool. The Americans are also waging economic war on the EU. That's the appropriate perspective.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 13:23 | 6277047 Volkodav
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yes    that is where she works out of...

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:18 | 6276458 luckylongshot
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It seems that Lagarde is sensing the criminal ponzi scheme is under threat. The core problem Greece faces is that due to the often murderous actions of a crimninal private cartel headed by the Rothschilds the right to create money was taken away from the public and brutally used to transfer the wealth of nations into the pockets of the cabal members. What needs to happen is for the cabal to be deposed and its ability to create money out of thin air and then charge interest on it ended. The best thing the IMF could do to help Greece is to shut its doors and own up to its crimes.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:21 | 6276472 youngman
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So let me get this straight....you were just shafted for 2 billion..and you are going to go back to the same people and lend them more....I get it...so thats how it works...

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:39 | 6276545 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, because in fact there is no real real work involved in printing that 2 billion.  On the contrary, the greek people must work to pay that interest!!!

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:50 | 6276588 matinee55
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especially in USSA

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:21 | 6276473 Icelandicsaga.....
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Greeks beware... taking money from the IMF is simply switching from Satan to Lucifer.. to find out what happens when you get sucked into the IMF loan system . look no further than the Balkans.... http://www.balkaninsight.com/en/article/wikileaks-the-imf-s-fault-for-ba... Stratfor... “Do not forget, the IMF austerity measures imposed on Yugoslavia were in part to blame for the start of the war there. We need to be aware of any economically motivated social discontent,” document states.   The late Jude Wanninski on the IMF .. WANNISKI: I began calling the IMF an "Evil Empire" when Reagan put the label on the Soviet Union. With the collapse of communism, the IMF has been the most destructive force on the planet. It floats above all the governments, disconnected to any voters anywhere, the Death Star run by Darth Vader and his pals. "Darth," by the way, means "Dearth," or scarcity. "Vader" is "Father." So we have, Father of Scarcity. This is how the IMF manages the world, forcing those poor countries under its thumb to tighten their belts in order to pay off the Big Banks in New York and London. Would I blow up the IMF? No, I would put the dollar back on a gold standard, and the IMF would be able to go back to doing what it was designed to do in 1944, i.e., manage the Bretton Woods gold standard -- with better personnel, I would hope. [From an nterview in 2\1999.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:21 | 6276476 willien1derland
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US Tax Donkeys, FORWARD!

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 16:06 | 6277627 RichardENixon
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We have a winner!

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:23 | 6276485 PermaBug
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And reality sinks in....

The greeks will be out of money this week. No ATM's no pensions, no welfare checks.

They do not have the balls to go it alone.

They are already on their knees begging for a bailout.

The idea that they can demand anything from Germany is a joke. Their entire economy is about to implode, and not affect Germany at all.

In fact it will demonstrate to Spain, Italy and Portugal just how tough it will be to leave the euro.

and you think they have bargaining power?  Seriously? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:43 | 6276556 Elliott Eldrich
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"They do not have the balls to go it alone."

That's what was said before yesterday's election, that the Greek people would never have the balls to vote no. Yet they did.

"you think they have bargaining power?  Seriously? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Owe your banker ten thousand dollars, and you have a problem; owe your banker a billion dollars, and THEY have a problem. What makes you think that the troika has any bargainaing power at this point? What exactly do you suggest that the banksters threaten to take away from these people who have nothing left to lose?

Your mirth is most inappropriate considering the sheer enormity of the human misery being experienced in Greece, especially when considering that the vast majority of those suffering are people who have no responsibility or blame for this disaster. This isn't about some deadbeats not paying their bills, this is about multinational financial interests using the monetary and banking systems as a mechanism to enslave the entire planet and turn it into a hellish global economic rape camp. Every time you heap abuse on their victims, you help those despicable vampires suck the human race dry; is that really what you want to do?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:22 | 6276736 PermaBug
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What utter bullshit.

yes people are about to start suffering, as the end result of voting for socialists who promise them something for nothing and destroy any interests that multinationals might have of actually investing and employing people there.

My mirth as not directed at these poor saps who actually believe the kind of leftist bile that spews out of your pores, but for those like you who are about to get a dose of reality.

The reality is, you can't continue to spend other people's money. There's a limit. Greece has reached it. Get over it.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 15:08 | 6277422 J Jason Djfmam
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Aren't most other countries on the verge of being in Greece's situation?

If not now, then in the near future?

Won't the next ugliest girl at the dance be next?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:31 | 6276512 PermaBug
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I bought some cheap SDS calls (already losing on them) based on the idea that Germany will let Greece suffer a bit more before agreeing to a deal. I'll only have a short window to sell them at a profit over the next few days.

Once the Greeks have gone a few days without food they'll be a little more reasonable, and might even agree to increase the age that civil servants retire at to 65 from 56.

In return there will be some debt relief and some new funds injected.

It's all so predictable.

Sorry guys, the world isn't going to end this week.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:31 | 6276513 coast
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I dont see anything on russia or china this morning?  I thought they were going to help greece?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:56 | 6276618 Halvor
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In the Norwegian language version of Sputnik News, the state-owned Russian news agency, there's an article (and I cannot find any confirmation on its content in English-language sources) which cites China's deputy foreign minister Chen Gopin who stated on Monday that China is in active consultations with both the EU and Greece.

You can read a Google Translate version of that article here,

China has a huge stake in the outcome of the Greek crisis. Also Tsipras is expected to

Tsipras was also in discussions with Putin on Monday.

 

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:32 | 6276517 Pliskin
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What the USMF IMF are actually saying is "Don't worry about your debts to the EU, ECB, the Eurosheep will pay for that from their taxes...just pay us and you'll be fine."

...and the Eurosheep will say "  Baa, baa, Putin, baa, baa Assad, baa, I'm scared to leave my house coz one of them brown immigrants might get me, baa."

After that everything will be fine.

 

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:34 | 6276518 Pliskin
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Damn my shaky double postin' fingers..Barman, another Courvoisier.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:42 | 6276539 PermaBug
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I've also covered my AUD and CAD shorts, maybe early, but hard to go wrong taking a profit.

If we get another leg down in those currencies I might, maybe, go long, although I hate shorting the dollar in general.

My long USD short commodities, PMs and commodity currencies got me all kinds of hate here on ZH over the past few years (I got banned once for riling up the fanbois too much, some fight club huh, no dissent allowed, lol) but looks like I will be gloating for some time to come.

Until I get banned again at least.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:15 | 6276709 wendigo
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If it all works out like you think it will, then good for you. 

 

I'm doing something else. 

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:26 | 6276746 PermaBug
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If we all thought the same way it'd be awfully hard to make any money trading. Good luck!

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:38 | 6276540 Czar of Defenes...
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"The Fund's recommendation is for EU creditors to haircut their portion of Greek debt, something Germany is profoundly unwilling to consider."

.

Then, let the CREDITOR NATIONS' CITIZENS "vote" whether or not they want to do this.

"It's only faaaaaaaaair!!!"

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:00 | 6276639 Halvor
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Except the nations are the people, and the creditors are radically separate from the people. They are the central banks and the interests of the creditors and the people of the countries where those banks are located are diametrically divergant.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:41 | 6276550 large_wooden_badger
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But why are the IMF holding nail guns?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:47 | 6276563 nakki
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As I've said before NEVER, EVER PAY BACK YOUR DEBT. Sovereign, corporate, student loans, even personal debt, it's someone else's problem. The Central Bank will just print the money. In the new norm, banks can never lose unless they want to consolidate or hate the guy running said bank/banks (see Lehman and Bear Stearns). What a complete clown show the "free market" has become.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:54 | 6276607 American Sucker
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I like your spirit, but I like having a roof over my head, a car, and a quiet cellphone even more.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:45 | 6276571 matinee55
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oligarchs, kleptocrats, just toying / playing with the stupid sheeple.  Most of the criminals need to be hung!

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:46 | 6276575 Paracelsus
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Yes,but....Either Germany (DB) pays out on the Credit Default Swaps for Greece default event,or....they welsh on the bet,and buying CDS as a way of hedging risk becomes pointless,and sovereign bond yields start spiking,reflecting the TRUE risk of near term economic collapse.There could be a lot of CDS traders looking for work soon. May Blythe Masters burn in hell forever.....

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:48 | 6276583 the not so migh...
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Please Mr Greek please be out debt slave. Pretty please

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:49 | 6276586 vyeung
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Germany will bail them out and foot the bill. Default means PIGS will implode and Germany France will be left with a economic nuclear event.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:51 | 6276596 Paracelsus
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If the Euro project tanks,those Gold shorts that JP Morgan are holding will be hotter than the inside of a Fukushima reactor building.

The poor US taxpayer gets to bend over once again.Wasn't JPM caught out in the silver manipulation of a few years back? Hmmm....

 

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:58 | 6276627 ejmoosa
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What a circle jerk...and no one wants to finish the job.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 11:59 | 6276632 Monetas
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Never apologize for a double post .... it's weak .... and you still wasted even more space and time !

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:07 | 6276666 Element
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Virtual space and virtual time can not be wasted.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:17 | 6276715 wendigo
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Time spent fiddling on the internet is very real. 

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:29 | 6276762 Element
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I disagree.

I get on the internet and time disappears.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:04 | 6276650 highwaytoserfdom
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just had a bad brain flash  Christine  got the casting couch position from DSK

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:06 | 6276662 ThisIsBob
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Watch out men, it could be a trap!

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:14 | 6276708 Joebloinvestor
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There are only two kinds of IMF "help".

Debt relief or a loan (in Greeces case charity).

 

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:25 | 6276744 Lea
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The IMF and Germany are playing good cop, bad cop. There is no such thing as Germany. It's owned by the USA, same as the IMF.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:29 | 6276761 Duc888
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Greece needs to tell the orange lady with the adams apple to put a strap-on in place and go pound sand.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 12:42 | 6276853 moneybots
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"The IMF has taken note of yesterday's referendum held in Greece. We are monitoring the situation closely and stand ready to assist Greece if requested to do so."

 

Hasn't the IMF assisted Greece enough already?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 13:23 | 6277049 homiegot
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They won't take 'No' for an answer.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 15:12 | 6277439 J Jason Djfmam
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Like Joliet Jake: "Wrong glass sir".

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 13:30 | 6277074 gwar5
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So, the IMF is splitting ranks to be the White Knight in all this? Bullishit.

What R they gonna do, pass the hat to ROW to bail out the EU? All just a step closer to New World Order Bank and world currency by trying to gin up credibility for this creature of the UN.  

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 13:47 | 6277133 All is chosen
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Lagarde:

1) Puppet (& thus obedient)

2) Sociopath

7) Female

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 13:51 | 6277146 Iam Yue2
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"Ready To Assist."

 

Yes, to ensure that the prevailing neo-liberal narrative wins the day.

 

 

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 15:02 | 6277399 Chuck Knoblauch
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You don't makes deals with bullies.

You kick the shit out of them and leave them crying.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 15:22 | 6277473 Raul44
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Oh really, jewess why so sudden? Could it be...  hmm... lets see....... usury?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 15:39 | 6277531 greydogg
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Greece Referendum: Syriza Didn’t Get The Message @ http://99getsmart.com/greece-referendum-syriza-didnt-get-the-message/

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 16:42 | 6277741 fowlerja
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Ready to assist...is that a joke..your assistance so far has been enough...

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 01:57 | 6279170 onmail
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The best strategy is to borrow huge money from kaballah backed IMF & World Bank 

and refuse to pay.

 

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