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Dear China, This Is How You Rig A Market Higher

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It seems China better hurry up and a) enable HFT on Shanghai and Shenzhen bourses, and b) enable options trading directly...

Dare we suggest, someone got a tap on the shoulder to make sure this does not come apart...

  • WHITE HOUSE: OBAMA DISCUSSED GREECE W/ GERMANY'S MERKEL
  • WHITE HOUSE: NEED DEAL TO RESUME REFORMS, ACHIEVE DBT SUSTNBLTY
  • WHITE HOUSE: OBAMA AGREED W/MERKEL ON NEED FOR DURABLE DEAL

Because what else do you so when Greece is on the verge, China is collapsing, and commodities are carnaging - sell Vol and buy stocks!!

 

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Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:53 | 6281399 PartysOver
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USSA, Leader of the Manipulated Free World.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:57 | 6281415 Hippocratic Oaf
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Bush and O: "we'll make you banks solvent, but you better NEVER let this sell-off shit happen again!, ya hear! You just keep buying!"

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:54 | 6281401 order66
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Not even trying to hide it anymore.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:54 | 6281402 KnuckleDragger-X
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Sounds good to me, because nothing can possibly go wrong......

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:57 | 6281416 Ness.
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Buying without regard to price.  Must be nice.  They erased a 250 open on Sunday night and they've now turned a 200 point drop into a 50 point rally.  That's about 500 DOW points in a matter of hours on nothing positive coming from Greece or China.

Thanks for playing,

the Squid

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:07 | 6281461 Bush Baby
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The question is "How much will the FEd print to stop a collapse? " - I mean who is going to stop them?

Once you're in over your head it doesn't matter anymore does it?

It's nothing more than ones and zeros in a database.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:21 | 6281546 Kaervek
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It will not stop until the american people start burning everything down.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:00 | 6281430 Dr. Engali
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Apprently, Obama got the tap on the shoulder....

 

 

Hey boy, contact out vassal state and tell them to get their shit together. Get it right and we'll send the wookie on vaction while you and Reggie practice getting a hole in one.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:01 | 6281432 101 years and c...
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so, obama and merkel agreed shit is brown, so buy stocks?  got it.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:01 | 6281433 i_call_you_my_base
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Almost no one I know thinks the stock market is honest. Everyone knows about the massive intervention. In any case, if anything unforeseen happens it's going to be a total wipeout.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:01 | 6281436 bid the soldier...
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love letter

Dear China, This Is How You Rig A Market Higher

Unless, my precious, we've intentionally sunk our markets to damage what's left of the Western economy.

Are we still on for dim sum on Sunday?

Till then,

Love, China.


Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:02 | 6281445 PrayingMantis
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... "Dear China, This Is How You Rig A Market Higher"

 ... hire the Squid ...

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:06 | 6281454 BoPeople
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Theft and Fraud, incorporated.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:16 | 6281513 Racer
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Oh just realised it is a Tuesday, so that means that the 'market' must go UP

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:21 | 6281515 TheRideNeverEnds
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If you were looking at SPX options prices this morning you knew the bottom was in early. Spreads told you the whole story. We are going higher from here. Sell any put with a bid cause they are all going out worthless in a month; it's free money that in a month or so you can use to buy silver down around 10 on its way to 5$.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:17 | 6281519 The Bell Rang
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It is called an A,B,C counter rally.....that's all.

 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:26 | 6281551 Everybodys All ...
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Fascism at the top and Marxism for all the rest at the bottom. That is the new world order. If you don't like it line up at the fema camp grand opening brought to you by years and years of failed liberalism.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:33 | 6281584 I woke up
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Colonel Angus got a tap on the head

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:40 | 6281665 The Bell Rang
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And that's it...................lol

 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:58 | 6281771 pragmatic hobo
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chinese need to implement their own hft system and host of index etfs they can manipulate ...

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 16:21 | 6281891 Glass Seagull
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The sooner you get a lobotomy, the sooner it will all make sense.

 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 16:31 | 6281925 Bull Bear Nice Pair
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The current value of Chinese stock market is about $7 trillion, still about 20% higher than Jan. 2015 ($5.7 trillion). So far the Chinese govenment has only paid lip service to the "rescue" of the stock market - they haven't bothered to cut the 4.85% interest the least yet.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 18:02 | 6282314 Lumberjack
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Are there Algo's on Hillary's server? 

 

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