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One of these definitely does not belong with the others...

 

We expect some intern is about to be fired with impunity for this particular "fat finger".

 

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Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:22 | 6280062 Agent P
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Nipples trending

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:25 | 6280083 slaughterer
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Can we get a Tyler versus Draghi "Rumble in the Jungle" on pay per view?  Would raise alot of capital for Zh.  

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:25 | 6280087 Looney
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What’s the Central Bank of ISIS doing there? ;-)

Looney

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:32 | 6280129 HowdyDoody
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Impressive torso!

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:34 | 6280138 hedgeless_horseman
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One of these definitely does not belong with the others...

The Moroccan Central Bank?  Because it has a Reserve Ratio that is twice that of the ECB banks?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:35 | 6280145 Eigen20
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Oh, that is fv(&ing awesome.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:38 | 6280161 SickDollar
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for me it is ZH and Morocco

 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:42 | 6280182 svayambhu108
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I knew that Tyler was the split personality but I didn't know it was of someone from ECB

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:56 | 6280253 Eigen20
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Greek gb default: -80 billion Euros

Portuguese gb default: -100 billion Euros

Spanish gb default: -140 billion Euros

Italian gb default: -220 billion Euros

French gb default: -400 billion Euros

Currency collapse: -20 trillion Euros

Getting caught following ZH on Twitter: priceless

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:00 | 6280282 kaiserhoff
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On a long enough time line,

  shit happens;)

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:10 | 6280337 nope-1004
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Well, since he's reading ZH, FUCK YOU DRAGHI.  Goldman Sachs is pure evil.

 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:51 | 6280553 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Geesh, and I thought this was another "who isn't currently or has previously worked for Goldman Sachs" contest.

Nice nips, Tyler. Still looking sleek, I see.

I wonder how long it will take before the others in that group show up having lost their shirts.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:28 | 6280429 KnuckleDragger-X
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It should "all the others definitely doesn't belong with this"......

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:06 | 6280629 old naughty
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Odd one...Not even one?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:39 | 6280166 booboo
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Well the office girls need to look at something other than hairy cossaks

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:01 | 6280286 monkeyboy
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"Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us."

 - Mr T.Durden

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:25 | 6280084 jaap
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That Maroccan bank surprises me more...

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:58 | 6280270 Crash N. Burn
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"That Maroccan bank surprises me more..."

 

What doesn't surprise at all is Chatham House:

"The Institute of International Affairs, also known as the Chatham house is the sister organization of the CFR. It was created in 1920 by the British diplomats who attended the meeting at the Hotel Majestic in Paris in 1919. There are chapters of the Institute of International Affairs in Australia, Belgium, France, Italy, Portugal, Norway, Poland, Finland, Hungary, Sweden, New Zealand, South Africa, Nigeria, Pakistan, Singapore, Japan and in other countries as well.

The secret to the power the Council on Foreign Relations and the other round table groups wield lies in a clever application of the techniques that Bernays developed." -

Rule from the Shadows - The Psychology of Power - Part 1
Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:52 | 6280234 Obamamerica
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comments are duplicating

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:51 | 6280235 Obamamerica
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I agree, why on earth is there a woman in the group! What is this world coming to?!?!?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:22 | 6280063 A82EBA
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congrats tylers

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:42 | 6280159 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Beyond hilarious. The ECB seems to have forgotten both the first and second rules about Fight Club.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOa4fvUlhiE

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:45 | 6280201 101 years and c...
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tyler(s), if you could fight 1 person in the world, who would it be?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:22 | 6280064 PrayingMantis
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... ZH? ... now we get it ... that's why you get all the scoops ... :)

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:23 | 6280069 pot_and_kettle
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Tyler's, y'all should choose your company more carefully.

#nailguns

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:29 | 6280071 Dr. Engali
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Marianne Thyssen is a very odd looking man. What did I win?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:33 | 6280136 Fish Gone Bad
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A free Romulan haircut.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:24 | 6280077 Spungo
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Brad Pitt <3

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:25 | 6280079 RafterManFMJ
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ChildFinance? Is that the one they let slip past? A Central Bank Pedo can even finance a sex slave?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:35 | 6280144 Fish Gone Bad
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That whole pedo thing has been SOP since Constantine allowed the church to come into being.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:27 | 6280095 Kirk2NCC1701
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Does Brad Pitt approve this message? 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:27 | 6280096 Crazy Canuck
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man boobs - it's gota be the man boobs that got ZH followed

 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:27 | 6280098 kahunabear
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In the interest of inclusion and moving to the left, 1%er ZH needs to spread it's wealth to it's commenters. 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:27 | 6280100 Z_End
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ZH has jumped the Shark?! lol

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:28 | 6280103 LawsofPhysics
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ZH getting recognized, nice, well, time to find a new source...

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:28 | 6280104 Brazen Heist
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Good work....it means some Eurocrats are probably reading this.

And it means i can tell them to go and shove it up their asses and continue browsing porn whilst getting paid European taxes.

Enjoy the lifestyle while you can, it won't be lasting as long as your illusions of a "united Europe" because your organisation is undoing that very concept.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:28 | 6280107 AgK9
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Edit profile...

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:46 | 6280207 azusgm
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Yup. Somebody has been April fooled.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:30 | 6280115 IridiumRebel
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This makes my day.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:30 | 6280117 Sockeye
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Nice avi for @IMFmeetings

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:34 | 6280143 Niall Of The Ni...
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Obviously. ZH is one of the very few financial news websites that doesn't lie.

When things get tough, you have to lie, sure, but you still have to know what's actually going on.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:38 | 6280156 ymom11
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I think someone at the ECB is a rebel.  Or they just don't like their job.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:37 | 6280157 Uinta
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They read ZH for the comments. Hi Mom!

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:38 | 6280163 willien1derland
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Meanwhile in a location somewhere outside of Moscow...

Da! Da! Comrade post THAT one on the EU Site...Take zhat Bitchez...

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:39 | 6280164 KCMLO
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Makes perfect sense, why wouldn't you follow your enemy when they publicly shine light on your misdeeds?  Social media makes routine intelligence work incredibly easy.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:39 | 6280171 Salzburg1756
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Great film, good site.

This site is actually run by Edward Norton.

Bet you didn't know that.

Keep watching: the collapse of the world's financial structures will one day be shown in detail on this site.

Thanks Ed. You're worldly wise, not crazy.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:33 | 6280454 BeaverCream
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He was better in American History X.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:42 | 6280185 Calculus99
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If anyone wants to be friends with Juncker, it's easy.

Just buy him a drink or 7. 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:44 | 6280193 Ouagadoudou
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Zerohedge, u gold bullion lobbyist :)

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:46 | 6280206 firstdivision
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They came for the money, but stayed for the abs.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:55 | 6280254 fredquimby
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I consider it an honour to be blocked by the Tylers on the Twit :p

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:59 | 6280276 buzzsaw99
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awesome bod

You have a tight body. Yes, I see that from your tight pants. Yes, you are tight like a tiger. [/Goldmember]

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:59 | 6280277 Calculus99
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100% guaranteed the Elites and their fucking lowlife sellout lackeys are reading this.

Know your enemy etc.

The good news for the Elites however is 99% of the population are being sidelined watching reality programs. Sadly, that's number isn't  really going to change.

Brilliant documentary for anyone interested  - Orwell is Turning in his Grave. It's on Youtube. Here's another tip, download it with the Torch Browser, then USB drive it into your TV unless you have a Smart TV which has a YouTube App. But then with a Smart TV everything you do is 'collected'.  

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:43 | 6280789 qomolangma
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Thanks Calculus99 for the clue... "Orwell Rolls in his Grave (Full 3HR Documentary)" /watch?v=g_lYGyIaK80
One may also useJDownloader org freebie (ver 2.0 Beta is my toolofchoice) to suck off the google'stube vid :-)

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:59 | 6280278 Calculus99
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dupe

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:00 | 6280283 flyonmywall
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Hey, what's a few hundred billion between friends? Eh?

 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:03 | 6280293 racasan
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you can include these as well
https://twitter.com/IMFNews/following

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:07 | 6280633 jonytk
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can confirm, as of 18:00 07/07/2015

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:05 | 6280301 samsara
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Tylers.   What happened to the MANIFESTO link at the top of the page?

 

How come it's gone?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:27 | 6281009 Element
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It got disappeared some time back ... you can still google it ... I suspect it's been significantly edited since the original version too, ... seems to be parts missing from it.

 

edit:  ah, he's just put it back up there.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:56 | 6281763 samsara
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No, it's the same now as it was on Apr 9th 2011 at least.

 

(I had a copy of it)

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 16:01 | 6281785 Element
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Thanks for checking that, for some reason I remember more of it being in there.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:55 | 6281754 samsara
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Thank You Tylers

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:07 | 6280319 BoPeople
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Maybe the ECB runs ZH?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:26 | 6280425 silverer
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Nah.  They couldn't stand somebody else's face on there but their own.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 18:38 | 6282470 azusgm
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From the bottom of this page:

 

Copyright ©2009-2015 ZeroHedge.com/ABC Media, LTD;

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:16 | 6280361 Hazlitt
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Considering that most people do not have evil intentions, it's highly likely that even the powers that be are waking up. Many in the elite do have evil intentions, but most of them really believe in their Keynesian or collectivist nonsense. 

Fascism and socialism elevates one group at the expense of all others on a relative basis, but it impoverishes all on an absolute basis. 

The tide is turning, and they are learning.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:26 | 6280404 BarbaricRelic
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I suppose we now know with certainty that it is not for abject ignorance and stupidity that they make such disasterous decisions at the ECB, rather it is out of deliberate corruption and power-grabbing. As if that wasn't already obvious. The ECB cannot claim they "did not see this coming" regarding both in European and Wold financial collapse. Enjoy the fall out! 

They know that we know what they are doing. A simple changing of the guard on occasion does not make us forget who is responsible for what's happening. 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:25 | 6280420 All In
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Not for long tho'. You been un-followed already. Just goes to show they are watching. Bithez

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:25 | 6280423 silverer
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Good for a hearty ho, ho, ho!

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:25 | 6280424 localizer
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So they unfollowed since this was posted? They will continue reading the site instead of via twitter, LOL.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:28 | 6280428 Kelley
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Tyler's cover is blown. LOL

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:43 | 6280505 J Jason Djfmam
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The EU has been Lurking on ZH from the beginning.

Even they wan't to know when this sucker's going down.

 

 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:05 | 6280623 jonytk
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No. Tyler is Yanis Varoufakis

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:47 | 6280527 gwar5
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Tyler got a promotion. He's the only one who doesn't have to wear a suit at the ECB.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:14 | 6280961 Element
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That, or Tyler's got keys to the executive washrooms!  ...

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:00 | 6280601 Peanut Butter E...
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I don't see zerohedge on ecb follower list, did someone photoshopped this?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:10 | 6280652 silentboom
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Can comments be used to back derivatives?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:10 | 6280938 Element
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Far out!

Hey Draghi ... got a cone of silence and a blinking red phone line back to GS HQ?

I keeeeeed!  :D

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:17 | 6280980 A is A
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Had to come back and see it again just to make sure my eyes weren't deceiving me...

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:36 | 6281065 hooligan2009
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dragi is not an intern! wait...

 

hahahahaha..excellent..as long as there's fat or skinny fingers there's hope...good on you! :)

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