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Tsipras Dials Obama

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What was the thinking here: "if Merkel, and the German population, have had enough with any new bailouts, perhaps US taxpayers will be less stingy?

From Reuters:

Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras spoke to U.S. President Barack Obama by telephone on Tuesday shortly before an emergency euro zone summit and briefed him on Greece's request for a rescue loan, a Greek government official said.

 

The official said Obama had voiced strong U.S. hopes for a successful outcome to the negotiations. The United States has said it wants an early solution to Greece's debt crisis that keeps Athens in the European currency area.

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The problem is Obama may have his hands full with that other deadline, the Iran "deal":

  • IRAN HAS A RIGHT TO HAVE CONVENTIONAL MISSILES - U.S. OFFICIAL SAYS
  • WE ARE NOT FOCUSED ON DEADLINES, TAKING IRAN NUCLEAR TALKS A DAY AT A TIME - SENIOR U.S. OFFICIAL SAYS
  • U.S. OFFICIAL SAYS "WE ARE STILL NOT WHERE WE NEED TO BE" TO FINALIZE AN IRAN NUCLEAR DEAL
  • VIENNA - THERE WILL BE ONGOING RESTRICTIONS ON IRAN ARMS TRADE, BALLISTIC MISSILES -SENIOR U.S. OFFICIAL SAYS

Because when throwing everything at the wall, the hope is that something will stick...

 

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Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:53 | 6280562 Fun Facts
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Mr Obama can't come to the phone right now, he's busy massaging Michael's member.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:03 | 6280600 greenskeeper carl
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Well, everyone knows he doesn't give a shit about wasting taxpayers dollars on things that will NEVER pay back the loans. Just ask all those people borrowing 50k for a degree in womyns studies. Why not, just put Greece's few billion on the student loan's 'pay as you earn ' plan. Since their economy will continue to contract, they won't make enough to owe any money! 25 years worth of zero$ monthly payments, the balance goes away. Genius. I just solved Greece....

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:08 | 6280641 TeamDepends
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Tsipras knows Barry has plenty of experience with "Greek Bail-Ins".

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:22 | 6280701 Mark Urbo
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Tsipras should not call O-hole...

..cause O-hole will eff it up even more than it is

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:29 | 6280719 rpc
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If the POTUS does want to keep Greece inside the €-zone for strategic reasons, why doesn't he just ask the FED to send a few hundred billions USD over the atlantic to bear the costs ...

 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:14 | 6281219 SeattleBruce
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"The official said Obama had voiced strong U.S. hopes for a successful outcome to the negotiations."

Unfortunately for Tspiras, Obama thought he was talking to a golf buddy about throwing a golf score for him....

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 02:57 | 6283853 Ghordius
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that's the few hundred billion question, isn't it?

europeans work on clubs and alliances that try to separate the strategic/military, monetary, regulatory and legal matters and Washington is busy reframing the deals and blenderize all of it

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:20 | 6281254 Antifaschistische
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T-sip.....just stop already.   Start paying pensioneers in Drachma and let the chips fall.    Can you back it with anything at all?   Allow them to exchange 10,000 Drachma for an ounce of gold?  Do you have ANY gold at ALL?  Silver?  Alumi-freakin-num?   anything?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:52 | 6281395 farflungstar
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I completely agree - the fag loving communist clown doppelganger to the fuckheaded George Bush II regime.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:30 | 6280726 J Jason Djfmam
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Tsipras butt dials Obama.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:24 | 6281270 Antifaschistische
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PoTus to T-Sip.

1) you're not a Muslim

2) you weren't born in Kenya, or Libya, or Egypt, or Yemen, or Iraq, or Syria, or Afghanistan, or etc....

3) even though you do have parasites, most of them don't hate traditional America....

so....you'll not get one penny from me!

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:08 | 6280642 boogerbently
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Similar investment.

Greeks, there = negroes, here.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 23:05 | 6283445 boogerbently
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Just votes....no REASONS ???

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:16 | 6280673 PrayingMantis
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... "... The problem is Obama may have his hands full with that other deadline ..."

... this perhaps? >>> http://obamagolfcounter.com/ ...

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:19 | 6280674 cnmcdee
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The USA already has their 'regime change engineers' setting up shop to overthrow the Greece government - utilizing the catalyst of closed ATM's and empty store shelves - to induce violent riots and civil war...  Sprinkle in some ISIS shit disturber's and you will have a compliant puppet regime in place in no time - who will *gladly* shoot and or imprison the Greece population that tries to resist and any members of the sitting government that did not escape.  It serves a multitude of fronts - prevents Russia from establishing a European footprint via any BRICs deal, and sets an example to the rest of the leftist parties in Europe such as Spain - to comply *or else*.

To make certain that the Greece people are fully starved upon the first terrorist attack the EU countries will put a travel ban - preventing any tourist dollars from sustaining there economy.

The sitting Greece government is scheduled for replacement - I would say by October. Afterwords not only will austerity be shoved down the populations throat, they will also enjoy massive tax increases and or the suspension of pensions to a level just above starvation or third world..  Assets will be seized and sold, the creditors will be paid one way or another.

The smartest move anyone in that country could make is dump their assets such and land and buildings - take their cash and *leave* while they can still move within the EU.

http://www.infowars.com/us-preparing-coup-to-prevent-greece-from-falling...

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:33 | 6280746 froze25
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The writting is on the wall, I fully agree.  Sell everything you can, move to Iceland and start fresh and try not to cry too much.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:56 | 6280878 BoPeople
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In other words, Greece is being Corzined!

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:25 | 6281019 chisler
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Just maybe lending Greece this money may save more losses on the NYSE and others. What is a 1% drop worth in terms of evaporated stock values? Anyway we all know its just a matter of printing the money so go on obone head say yes. Its either Dollars or Euro's that will be printed.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:22 | 6280702 Bloppy
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Wow, asking Obama for help, talk about desperation. Unless you're offering free golf club memberships, he'll never give a rip.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:49 | 6280830 yrad
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"The problem with Greece is, it's full of Greeks."

-O

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:55 | 6280574 cowdiddly
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I would have put him on hold and tranfered him to some junior level official.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:56 | 6280578 BeaverCream
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Send him to the obamaphone lady, HE GON' DO MOAR!

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:07 | 6280610 PartysOver
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Tsipras:  Hey Barry Ol' buddy, this is what we are doing.  Can ou spare a few bucks to hold us over.

Obama:  No problem weze got ur back.  Just ax wat u need.

Tsipras:  Thanks buddy.  and hangs up.

Obama: Get meze Nuland on the fone fast.

Nuland:  yep Barry, we ready for the coup.

http://www.infowars.com/us-preparing-coup-to-prevent-greece-from-falling...

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:05 | 6280624 large_wooden_badger
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Sign up Greece for Obamacare and the Moocher's school lunch program. That'll fix 'em, they'll all be diabetic and obese before his current term expires.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:08 | 6280645 ghengiskhan
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Diabetes was invented in Greece.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:21 | 6280695 Utah_Get_Me_2
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I thought Diabetes was a student of Socrates..

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:59 | 6280904 large_wooden_badger
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And the 2nd cousin of Archimedes, on his mother's side

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:00 | 6280599 cowdiddly
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I was talking about zero, let him talk to the community outreach program coordinatior.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:55 | 6280576 BeaverCream
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Obama has his hands full of golf clubs and cigarettes.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:56 | 6280579 franzpick
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Jeeez Alexis, that's the last person you want to get involved with.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:58 | 6280580 NoDebt
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That son of a bitch is gonna spend more of my money.  Why am I not surprised?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:02 | 6280608 Dr. Engali
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Lol.... I know you don't really think that's money they are spending.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:09 | 6280647 RiverRoad
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Yup.  And we've got Puerto Rica and Cuba on our plate now too.  Why not everybody?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:33 | 6280693 PrayingMantis
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... you mean Puerto Pobre and USD's bankrolling of the Odessa 'governor' ... >>> http://russia-insider.com/en/politics/us-pay-odessa-governors-team-saakashvili/ri8546 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:16 | 6280675 chunga
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Glad to see you're out of the penalty box bro.

Off topic a litlle as usual.

Eric Holder Returns as Hero to Law Firm That Lobbies for Big Banks

https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/07/06/eric-holder-returns-law-fi...

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:00 | 6281158 NoDebt
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Another thing to file under "least surprising things ever".  

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:57 | 6280585 knukles
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Well well well   Could this be the Seminal Call?
Could it be that Mr T asked what Mr O could do to help and all Mr O said was "Have a great day"
Could it be the Call that sealed the deal of Greece turning to Russia and China since Mr O would not stand up to help???

                       Why else would such a call be made since it's a European Issue?

                                      Unless its becoming a NATO Issue?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:33 | 6280744 skepsis101
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Perhaps Mr. T is just hoping to moderate a "gladio" moment and/or four colonels episode.  He thinks holding Mr.O's member might make a difference.  But I am afraid all the cards have already been dealt.  

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:33 | 6280745 skepsis101
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Perhaps Mr. T is just hoping to moderate a "gladio" moment and/or four colonels episode.  He thinks holding Mr.O's member might make a difference.  But I am afraid all the cards have already been dealt.  

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:57 | 6280586 db51
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Just transfer that call to Mr. Yellen.   Gettin ready to have a party here at the Crib with my Hollywood Homies.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:07 | 6280593 newsoutlet
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Tsipras told that he will get deal done in 48 hours after strong NO in referendum.

So time is up and Tsipras has failed. Again.

"What a suprise!"

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:15 | 6280666 Tenshin Headache
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Oh, no, a leader who doesn't do what he's told!

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:58 | 6280594 Chippewa Partners
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If the Droner-in-Chief actually RAN a country it would look just like GREECE!

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:04 | 6280621 1stepcloser
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Well if Greece could print and hand out EBTs they would look like the US.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:14 | 6280664 Tenshin Headache
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If Obama had a country, it would look a lot like the U.S. does now.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:59 | 6280595 Bell's 2 hearted
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did the phone ring during O's backswing?

 

sunny day in DC

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:59 | 6280596 astoriajoe
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Obama wants an early solution? what timeline is he working off? 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:02 | 6280605 order66
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Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:02 | 6280612 large_wooden_badger
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Press 1 to speak with the Angry Wookie

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:02 | 6280613 sudzee
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Will Obama cut the Troika out of the deal? Hope an offer is made. Nato would quickly loose both western members. Europe would have no choice but to pivot east. I doubt an offer is comin but Tspiras will be able to honestly tell Greeks he tried. EU are scumbags and US won't help so we have no choice but exit and ask for Putins consderation. 

Now if that plus a derivitive meltdown don't put pressure on the Troika nottin will.

 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:03 | 6280619 RiverRoad
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There's always a rock concert.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:04 | 6280620 Berspankme
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One broke ass fuck calls another. Was obama coked up or was he sucking reggies cock?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:08 | 6280628 Chupacabra-322
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Hit the reset button.

Arrest , Tri, convict & Execute the Banksers & Implicemt "Corpoeate Governement" conpsirators.

Build a Soverign Nation economic system based on tangible assets. Gold, Silver, Labor, tariffs & natural resources.

Problem solved.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:07 | 6280635 chosen
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Actually, Tspiris told Obama, get your fucken Euro-lackeys to bail us out or Russia and China will be opening military bases in Greece.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:08 | 6280646 willien1derland
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Obama - "Alexi, I'm having a party this weekend. How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?"

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:10 | 6280649 large_wooden_badger
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Now it's all but guaranteed Russia will have a naval port in Greece.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:10 | 6280653 BiteMeBO
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"Mr. President, Greece on line 1, Oprah on line 2, Reggie on line 3, Soros on line 4, caddy on Line 5..."

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:52 | 6280850 agstacks
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"Put me through to my caddie immediately!"

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:11 | 6280654 Joebloinvestor
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Trying to secure himself a job with a fellow communist.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:13 | 6280663 aliki
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Tsipras: "barack, this is the first time ive talked to you"

Obama: "alexi, this is the 129th time ive listened to you"

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:15 | 6280670 ncdirtdigger
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Hey Barry, can you teach me how you pulled that GM thing off?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:19 | 6280686 Mike Masr
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Fuck the EU!

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:20 | 6280689 Schroedingers Cat
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The Federal Reserve and the IMF  caused them this misery in the first place.  They have a clean balance now and if they sign on they'll be back in debt only worse in no time flat.

 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:21 | 6280691 viator
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  • Greek government officials arrived at today's meeting of European finance ministers without a new proposal, according to the FT, shocking the group and angering some in the room. One Eurogroup source says Greece instead will present its latest gambit tomorrow directly to the Troika. Another source says the Greek officials presented an outline of a plan to the Eurogroup, but written materials were still being worked on. A Greek official says his government presented the same plan from last week that's already been rejected.
Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:22 | 6280703 Pliskin
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Tsipiras - "Hey Barry, have you seen my wife?  And look at that fucking thing your married to, Ha, who's the winner now bitch?"

 

 

 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:24 | 6280709 youngman
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Really now..what in the hell do they have to talk about....nothing...absolutly nothing..this is just getting way to strange....

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:44 | 6280793 suteibu
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Everything surrounding Obama is a public relations ploy, mostly lies and half-truths.  This call could have been placed by Obama for all we know given the compliant media.  Or there could have been no call at all.

This story is missing the messiah Obama angle and so should be considered suspect.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:28 | 6280718 Bill of Rights
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Like this FUCKEN clown knows anything about finance... Gmafb

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:44 | 6280740 juicy_bananas
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Called it!  The US taxpayer will bail out the EU.  Somebody's got to pay, sure as hell ain't gonna be the Goldman Sacks gang.  Obomba will probably do it just before he leaves office and Caitlyn Jenner's second sex change will provide the necessary distraction.

Butterflyed penis, bitchez!

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:02 | 6280914 large_wooden_badger
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Another AIG wild-card, round 2!

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:45 | 6281095 Anunnaki
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How long will it take to physically print 72 trillion of Yellen Green Ultraplush to pay off Douche-Banks derivatives exposure?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:39 | 6280755 Niall Of The Ni...
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"I'll get right to the point, Alexis---Alexis, right?"

"Yes, Alexis Tsipras. May I say it's an honour, President---"

"You got nukes, Alexis?"

"...no, of course not. Greece signed the NPT. What's that got to do with anything?..."

"Then y'all need to do what y'all are told, because if y'all don't, y'all screwed, nawmsayin? I got to deal with Iran 'cause they got nukes already---you didn't hear that from me, though, nawmsayin?"

"Um..."

"Same with Russia and Israel. Putting up with Jews' shit don't get me votes in Chicago, nawmsayin? I ain't putting up with Netanyahu cause I wanna, a'right?"

"Er..."

"Y'all already stiffed the IMF. Guess what? You talkin' to the IMF right now. I give you another dime, there'll be nothing else on Fox News for months. Rand Paul will eat that shit up. A'right? I don't need this shit. You on your own."

"...I see. I appreciate your time, President---"

"Barry. One community organizer to another. That's what you were before, right?"

"Something like that. Barry?"

"Yeah?"

"What do you want me to do?"

"Seriously?"

"Seriously."

"...A'right. Look. I didn't want to tell you this, but all your phones are bugged."

"WHAT!?"

"Relax. Nothing personal. I bug Angie, I bug you. NSA bugs everybody. SOP, nawmsayin? Only reason I bring it up is because it means I have a pretty good idea what's going on over there, a'right?"

"And?"

"You want to know what I really think? Man to man?"

"...yes?"

"Here's what I think. I think you need to teach Betty some manners before some Golden Dawn dude does it, nawmsayin? I'm not even fucking kidding. That bitch so crazy, she makes Hillary look sane, a'right? I've read the transcripts, and even Michelle was like, when is this guy gonna punch her out? Does she keep this guy's balls in the---"

[BETTY disconnects the phone, cutting OBAMA off.]

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:44 | 6280797 The Delicate Genius
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Jews in Chicago *made* Obama.

Indeed, a whoel Zionist network/mafia backed him.

Hence his first chief of staff - a mossad spy, and son of a Jewish terrorist

bomb goes off in Chicago or Portland and immediately blamed on Iran....

that will be the same tribe of psychopaths.

Shit, they were even willing to kill a couple Jews for that Charlie Hebdo thing - the press and vilification of Muslims well worth it for the Ziociopaths.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:17 | 6281235 Berspankme
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Check out the very wealthy Crown family from Chicago, you know the General Dynamics Crown's. These were some of Obama's biggest backers. Chicago jew mafia, the Crown's and Pritzker's

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:45 | 6280803 juicy_bananas
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[Heavy breathing on the line]

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:37 | 6280761 q99x2
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We don't know why he called. Maybe he called to say fuck-off you scumbag.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:41 | 6280782 The Delicate Genius
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Right now the Dark Forces of Zion are assembling to ensure that there is no deal with Iran regarding its nuclear energy/research program.

Israel has used its puppet Americans to delay and defer any "deal" with Palestine. Israel does not want peace, it wants what remains of Palestine - as is obvious once one focuses on Israel's actions and not its hasbara/rhetoric and the disproportionate role of Jewish Zionists amongst America's negotiaters (as Jews are 2.5% of the population, one wonders how 'american' these negotiating teams have been versus agents of World Jewry like Martin Indyk - a US citizen for 10 days before being made ambassador to Israel).

http://mondoweiss.net/2015/06/sitting-discussing-palestinian

Israel has also used the media to repeat complete lies {"wipe Israel off the map"} and the tactic of claiming to be threatened by the party it has been threatening.

For over 20 years Netanyahu and Likud have warned Iran could be 'months away' from a nuke...

https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/03/02/brief-history-netanyahu-cr...

All while building more nukes for Israel, putting them in subs, and no doubt - in suitcases. It *may* have even used a tactical nuke or two in Syria.

Still, like the narrative as with Gaza is "thousands of Hamas rockets" and not the events that preceded the rockets

http://www.globalresearch.ca/seven-deadly-lies-about-gaza/5395180

http://theweek.com/articles/444831/3-big-lies-supporting-israels-war-gaza

... by simply repeating the lie, over and over, a heavily Jewish media creates a reality favorable to Israel's ruling Likudniks and Rothschildren.

Millions of non-Jews dying matters not one bit for them - for the sake of Greater Israel....

This is because the corporate MSM is, by and large, really and truly either owned or managed by Jews, or led by people afraid to "offend" Jews qua group - meaning no coverage of Palestine under occupation, and the occupation and blockade are whitewashed out of the story... the violence flickers on TV screens and idiot obese Americans who think "Israel" is just like the one in the bible that g0d wrote because why, they have faith... and these idiots think the Israeli soldiers are defending Israel, rather than maintaining a colonialist apartheid occupation.

The point?

Zionists, Jews for the most part of course, basically run the US government and the mainstream media for the benefit of Jewry and that includes Israel and Israel's masters.

And they demand more death and suffering and murder of children for Ersatz Israel.

It's not like they haven't written all about it, these Likudniks and neocons:

http://www.monabaker.com/pMachine/more.php?id=A2298_0_1_0_M

http://www.voltairenet.org/article178638.html

So, first Syria, then Lebanon {again - Hezbollah plays nothing but defense and yet Israel's Orwellian message about 'defending itself' is marketed without much objection, and now and then they have an agent fire a harmless rocket to provide an excuse..few wonder ..'why would hezbollah launch a single harmless rocket sure to invite retaliation which may well not be proportional... exactly....

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:46 | 6280799 Atomizer
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Obama calls should be placed on hold. Let the Trololo Guy background music keep him on hold. 

Mr. Trololo original upload - YouTube

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:53 | 6280860 fowlerja
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Mr. Obama said "voiced strong hopes for a sucessful outcome", "wants an early solution". 

What Mr Obama should have told him..."sounds like you have serious problems..thank goodness if I need more money..I just print it..in fact I print a trillion dollars every year to pay my bills.. Mr Tsipras...you should look into this solution...leave the euro and print your own money.  Glad I could help!"

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:17 | 6280979 RaceToTheBottom
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He could have been Obama's son.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:20 | 6280989 large_wooden_badger
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Press 2 to schedule an appointment with the shine boy

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:22 | 6281002 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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If the Whore House really wants resolution they can tell de Rothschild Bank to fork over my $30 trillion in physical gold bullion, and to vacate my Real Estate holdings they have been living in for the last century plus.

 

:|

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:36 | 6281066 Ironplates
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Greece may start using USD and each country that cannot stay in the EU, may follow suit. All in an effort to seize countries in Europe through Dollarization (Fockerize). 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:48 | 6281114 Rubicon727
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"The afterwords" of all these EU threats and endless chatter will reveal how US hegemony has supported Tspiris throughout. You'll find the US had Tspiris' back in forming the Greek referendum, and how they are directly involved in the current negotiations.

 

Under NO circumstances will Greece be allowed to exit the EU because it would endanger US interests in regards to Russia and China.

 

Merkel, Hollande, Draghi - ALL of them know this for a fact.

Let's wait to read the afterword. Wait and see.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:49 | 6281122 silentboom
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I figured that we would foot the bill for this too but I thought they would at least try to hide it.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:59 | 6281155 LetsGetPhysical
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"Hello Socialist hotline, Obama speaking, how may I help you?"
"So you say your failed social experiment is blowing up and you're out of money?"
"No problem, let me transfer you to Ms. Yellen....Plank 5 is my favorite Plank".

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:07 | 6281181 PrayingMantis
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... perhaps Mr. T learned O is heading 'home' and called to remind O of this >>> "Obama asked not to speak of same-sex marriage in Kenya" >>> http://english.pravda.ru/news/world/07-07-2015/131233-gay_marriage-0/ ...

 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:10 | 6281202 localizer
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  • IRAN HAS A RIGHT TO HAVE CONVENTIONAL MISSILES - U.S. OFFICIAL SAYS

You don't say?! USSA, the Master of the Universe will make that decision for you! On that same subject - why Pakistan can have nukes and Iran cannot??

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:24 | 6281269 large_wooden_badger
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Press 3 to speak with the random Mossad agent

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:38 | 6281340 Panic Mode
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"Can you show me how to print trillions?"

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:55 | 6281753 J Jason Djfmam
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"Just press the infinity button".

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:44 | 6281360 The Delicate Genius
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the Orwellian absurdity

http://www.jpost.com/Opinion/No-Holds-Barred-Will-Samantha-Power-be-the-...

and brazen displays of Jewish control of the .gov

http://news.antiwar.com/2015/06/30/us-trade-bill-demands-europe-end-effo...

continue apace.

Long needless war for the MIC, central banking, and Ersatz Israel.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:48 | 6281709 corndog
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He is so unprofessional and embarrassing.  I can't wait until he is gone. But then what?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:48 | 6281710 corndog
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He is so unprofessional and embarrassing.  I can't wait until he is gone. But then what?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 18:10 | 6282346 SmittyinLA
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Barry will tell his Socialist brothers in Greece to pound sand and push them into Russia's arms for fun and profit, he'll go out of his way to screw them all while courting their donations.

His agenda is our demise. 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 02:00 | 6283778 onmail
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Tsipras "We need money"

BarackHomObamma "We need your arse"

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