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Wed, 07/08/2015 - 07:02 | 6284126 nmewn
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So what do the Greek banks and Hitler have in common?

"Last week the Greek government imposed capital controls to prevent cash from escaping from the Greek banking system, which is on the brink of collapse.  These repressive financial measures, which were invented by "Hitler's banker" Hjalmar Schacht in the 1930s, include the closing of banks,  limiting cash withdrawals from ATMs to 60 euros ($67) per day, and the banning of all money transfers via credit and debit cards to accounts held in foreign countries.

Despite these Draconian controls, Greek banks continue to hemorrhage cash and, after yesterday's referendum, it is probable that the daily limit on withdrawals from ATMs will be tightened.  Worse yet, the reeling Greek public suffered another shock yesterday when Deputy Finance Minister Nadia Valavani revealed to Greek television that the government and banks had already agreed that people would also not be allowed to withdraw cash from safe deposit boxes for as long as the controls were in place."

https://mises.org/blog/lesson-greek-crisis-safe-deposit-boxes-are-not-safe

All jour money are belong to vus, including vawts eng jour safety deposit box.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 20:47 | 6282918 Ill-news the St...
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I created something exactly like that in SPORE once.

 

It didn't survive.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 03:35 | 6283906 williambanzai7
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Next time try feeding it Rat jizz

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 07:01 | 6284123 Wahooo
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How does a central banker get rat jizz?

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 08:37 | 6284441 ZippyDooDah
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He cranks his handle.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 20:22 | 6282846 blindman
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Grateful Dead - Uncle John's Band (Studio Version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSIajKGHZRk
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".. what i want to know is
are you kind? ...." r.h.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 18:27 | 6282426 blindman
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02 JULY 2015
Without Restraint or Remorse: The Severely Emotionally Detached
"This is why nice, neat theories of perfectly rational economic behavior fall apart quickly in reality.

This is why regulation is necessary. Because there is a tendency in some people to break the rules, and to bend them over time to serve their disordered minds and appetites.

This is why there must be checks and balances on power. Especially when that power appeals to noble symbols as a cover for their excessive misdeeds and complex secrecy." jca
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http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2015/07/predators-among-us-seve...

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 18:21 | 6282406 blindman
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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/08/business/economy/germanys-debt-history...
Germans Forget Debt Relief History Lesson in Greece Crisis
JULY 7, 2015
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"As negotiations between Greece and its creditors stumbled toward breakdown, culminating in a sound rejection on Sunday by Greek voters of the conditions demanded in exchange for a financial lifeline, a vintage photo resurfaced on the Internet.

It shows Hermann Josef Abs, head of the Federal Republic of Germany’s delegation in London on Feb. 27, 1953, signing the agreement that effectively cut the country’s debts to its foreign creditors in half." ....e.p.
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Financial "Crisis" in Greece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvl9N9GdraQ

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 16:13 | 6281847 gfmucci1
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I never understood the purpose of the insane looking mISplACed upper and lower case on Zero Hedge posts.  Is there a purpose other than looking insurgent or mindless that I am missing?  If nothing else, it is distracting.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 19:25 | 6282632 williambanzai7
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Those who know morse code (CW) will appreciate this: 

VRFKS VS TH SQD

Those who don't know CW, should learn it. It could come in handy sooner than you think.

And when I start broadcasting captions as above, there will be no cartoons and no internet.

This will be my final communication on this subject.

73s

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 20:35 | 6282880 Ill-news the St...
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I thought it was simply to alert even the illiterate ZHers that more of Banzai's funny pictures were available. Leastwise it worked that way for me.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 22:37 | 6283354 williambanzai7
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As an illiterate ZHer it works that way for me as well.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 18:45 | 6282501 bunnyswanson
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The reason for the upper/lower case headline to to let the reader know this is cartoon illustrationand not an article.  Think comic book.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 18:44 | 6282471 williambanzai7
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You've been around 35 weeks.

Unfortunately we worked through the how and why of the style roughly 60 months ago. And there is a simple method to the style.

Perhaps you are too easily distracted. If that rubs you the wrong way, good...there are plenty of trollbots feeling the same way.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 18:48 | 6282245 blindman
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yes, the key word is "distracting", that is the point.
get it? let me continue if you will?
the concept of "corruption" is both simple
and complex, perhaps profound, inevitable.
the use of the word presumes a certainty,
almost a perspective of omniscience and,
if you are going to do anything about it,
omnipotence. that is ok i guess if you
can buy into it and it works for you, not
so pleasant when it is imposed on you or
others. then, the flaws in understanding and
logic burst out and prove the "corruption"
wasn't what you thought it was or where
you thought it was, perhaps?
very interesting.
.
it may be that some need to be distracted
from their accepted and regular patterns?
all power is a manifestation of some
"corruption" and that is what humans
need, want and seek nearly first and foremost
most of the time.
for example, some one recently told me .....
there are no natural samples of "pure" water.
nature doesn't produce pure water, all the pools
and samples have some "contaminants", those
contaminants being, perhaps the "corruption"
of the pure water that actually makes the water
palatable and nutritious with trace amounts
of mineral elements. he told me that
manufactured "pure" water actually is received
very poorly by those who have tasted it.
sounds right to me even if it is an urban legend.
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[KR780] Keiser Report: Yanis Varoufakis ‘Shane’ of Greece
Posted on July 7, 2015 by Stacy Herbert
http://www.maxkeiser.com/2015/07/kr780-keiser-report-yanis-varoufakis-sh...
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Greek no vote: 'The fightback for a Europe of dignity starts here' – video
http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2015/jul/06/greek-greece-referend...
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Greece's judgment day as country went to the polls – video
http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2015/jul/06/greek-referendnum-no-...
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one might ask the question "which european country and countries
are the recipients of the largest debt forgiveness in the last
75 years?" then which countries are opposed to the current idea
of restructuring or forgiving the fraudulently induced and criminally
reallocated "greek" debt? do you see the quisling pattern writ
large on the modern monetary charade and political/financial doom
dome? .... the vampires of finance still need "nations" to absorb
the brunt o' their crimes and losses, lovely, but stupid.
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well, increased lending to a region governed by a
banking system that is being raped and pillaged,
i doubt that is the ecb's plan. or, how can a
rational partner expect to be repaid when that same
partner is demanding austerity and suffocating /
waterboarding/ the very banking system from which they expect
and demand recompense?
well, that is not their game, is it?
certainly, this is
monetary, financial and psychological terrorism,
to be expected from this particular group of
psychopaths.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 22:03 | 6283228 blindman
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wow, the guardian has scrabbled the link.
what a shit show on the stage of digital
journalism.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 20:31 | 6282796 chunga
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fuck that guy. thanks for the link to The Kills the other day.

She looks a lot like Marla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDp9YYV2Kcw

edit: this one here looks like a spitting image of her...I have notice lots of new ZH users lately...with nothing to say but nothing

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 21:23 | 6283027 blindman
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The Kills - Live At L'Olympia Theatre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt_cybv53P4
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Tue, 07/07/2015 - 20:52 | 6282937 blindman
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like marla or tyler, the universal response
will always be, "i never heard of them."
the kills, never heard of them.
public radio, never heard of it.
the voice of the people, never heard of it.
it is a systemically essential popular
response, never heard of it.\/\/\/\/\/\//\\
.
inner voice, never heard of it.
.
art, never heard of it.
etc.(covers lots o' ground, i like that)
.
never heard of it.
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The Kills - The Good Ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHHlhuA2NVs
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innocence is bliss, never heard of it.
thanks.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:24 | 6281268 scv
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all part of lucifers plan.

 

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:57 | 6281147 Icelandicsaga.....
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The EU .. ECB reminds me more of a cluster of mating water moccassins... God help anyone who happens to water ski or stumble into one,,,same for any country unlucky or stupid enough to have joined or been associated with the EU .. ECB cluster of snakes. .

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 07:13 | 6284143 Wahooo
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That's an apt description. When I lived in South Carolina, I used to enjoy kayaking on the manty blackwater rivers and streams. Quiet, solitude, beauty. The only people I'd see were the infrequent black women bank fishing for the night's dinner. But those mocassins. I'd be weaving in and out of the bald cypresses when I'd come across a bunch of mocassins - a dozen of them - and I'd skeedaddle back out to the main course of the river. Those damned things would take chase, against a kayak! They're fearless to the point of stupidity, and I wouldn't want to fall within their reach. Just like the central bankers.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 13:46 | 6281102 VWAndy
Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:03 | 6280616 the grateful un...
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IN FeRNaLis, IN FRN we trust . I am pretty sure Janet the Planet will be rolling out some backdoor QE to keep things liquid on the tiny island of GREASE.. bend over US taxpayers!

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:13 | 6280023 Son of Captain Nemo
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In that side view you forgot the jutting "Roman proboscis"...

Either that or the vagina like hood on the animal is much larger than the picture shows?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 09:48 | 6279876 Panic Mode
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I don't know that he has a sharp anus.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 09:43 | 6279850 asteroids
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I'd love an image of Squid Hunter Varoufakis

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:29 | 6280110 williambanzai7
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You won't be dissapointed.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:44 | 6280791 ThroxxOfVron
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Pictures of him on his motorbike evoke Mad Max or Escape from New Yorik easily enough...

Of course 'The Great Escape' from a german prison camp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiNbC3IDP0U

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 09:18 | 6279768 Reaper
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The banker squid spread ink to cover their tracks and change color to deceive. http://ocean.si.edu/ocean-news/how-octopuses-and-squids-change-color

What they cannot change is their venal and vulturian souls.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:01 | 6280284 BlowsAgainstthe...
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Your statement implies that they have souls.  They don't.  Think of them as the walking dead.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 14:16 | 6281230 44magnum
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So you have to go for the head?

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 15:19 | 6281535 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Us vampire squids have to stick together and suck the life out of innocents everywhere. Vampires have a beeline straight to hell or in between Hitlery's legs.

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 17:46 | 6282233 Squid Viscous
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don't hate the playah...y'all

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