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Things are starting to get interesting. First UAL, then ZH, then the NYSE, and now the WSJ...
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The world is ending. It's been nice chatting with you all.
ZH, NYSE & WSJ all down in the same day within 90 minutes of one another.
Something is up in the world of Macro Finance.
Oooo....so scary.
Pop corn please!
It IS scary in CNBC-world where everything hums along perfectly in the wonderland that is life under Obama. So they ARE shocked!
Study: thousands self-identify as ‘vampires’, acceptance neededResearch finds vampires fear disclosing identity to doctors, ‘stereotyping’, ‘microaggression’ concerns
http://tinyurl.com/np6x8q9
NSA is practicing shutting down the web. Part of the Jade Helm exercise.
Dear Whomever Keeps DDOS'in ZH --
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_GtxXc5lcs
The tech guys at work are telling me ZH keeps getting DDOS'ed into oblivion.
wasnt zh down this morning too?
I can't get cnbc.com to resolve... Oh the horror, where will the sheeple get their financial news?
I sense a disturbance in the farce. Simultaneous dirt naps for everyone.
Something big is happeneing. Gmail has been flaky all day yesterday and today - emails not showing up, or being delayed 12+ hours with NO errors our bounce messages.
I keep laughing as the idiot on Bloomberg keeps pointing out that NYSe and Homeland Stupidity, sorry Security, insist there is no cyber attack. Bullshit. First of all, there is always cyber attack ongoing. Today it seems there is a more sophisticated heavy and well coordinated cyber attack going on. Ass clowns. How fucking stupid do they think we are? Stupider than them? Pas possible.
They are unionized government workers hired with racial, sexual and ethnic quotas. They are on break now. They will leisurely jump on it when they get back. Until then, fill out a form, leave a message, try again later.
Oh, and they are underfunded for sure. They need another 100 not-working people to help the other 100 not-working people in order to sort of function.
Jade Helm! Everyone watch your back!
#Hack
#China
Yes, seems Sparta managed to rock the system and drive it in instability zone, also the gold was fluctuating like crazy for the last 7 days.
http://goldprice.org/gold-price-chart.html
http://gawker.com/ladies-and-gentlemen-its-time-to-panic-1716514222?utm_...
Yes. Still dropping off on me.
On a more serious note: It might be time to make some protective investment decisions, you know, what your gut has been telling you for a couple of weeks. "collectively" it ain't look'n too good. You pays your money and takes your chances. Good luck to all.
12:18 pm EDT East Coast (NE Florida)
Still getting maintenance mode and cannot connect error messages
I don't believe that for a second....you have a job?
suspected that from the 1st moment
Actually, a very interesting conversation can be had about this. It's essentially another manifestation of the otherkin phenomenon, which has its roots deep in human psychology; in other human tribes, it's perfectly acceptable to identify with a spirit animal and to take on traits and fetishes relating to that creature. Of course, any article that uses the word "micro-aggression" can go fuck itself. I'll worry about micro aggressions when we've eliminated all the macro ones.
Of course, if you willingly identify as a 'vampire' aren't you admitting that you have to steal the life's blood of others merely to survive another day?
I guess these are bankers.
Don't forget Unithed Airlines also went down. Something is definitely going on.
And jade Helm is almost here. I'd suggest getting the guns out, checking fields of fire, and double checking your backup power, water, and food.
I can’t wait. I’m going to eat the neighbor.
Make sure you have plenty of Lowry's seasoning salt.
Don't be stupid, you use Johnny's on roasted human........
You can use urine to tan their hide. Learned that here in the ZH comments.
This is my neighbor. She tasted great, and now we hang out on my porch.
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3087/2749679666_88e8eb27b4_b.jpg
Dad always used a belt. Under those circumstances, I think I would have actually preferred urine!
Heaven's, she's tasty!
Didn't JH15 start on June 15?
Microsoft fired the wrong people, and now the computers of the world tremble in fear.
What a joke/Ponzi/JewScam.
Gentiles declare self-help against shylocks.
china.....saying, "hey! look over there!"
Seriously, though, if a massive cyber attack crashes the internet for an extended time, how will we get our ZH fix? Have the Tylers thought about this?
Here's why ZH and many European and North American sites were/are down for over 3 hours (207 connected servers on the "cloud" to be exact): http://pcm1.map.pulsemgr.com
Check it out at this link: http://www.outageanalyzer.com/?id=14964894
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Or just call the FBI hotline to report yourself as an unprivileged enemy combatant.
At least they're doing something,you'll just bend over and grab your ankles.
I wonder how easy it is to spoof those drone operators in Nevada into thinking these guys aren't located in Texas, but are really located in Yemen? Weapons free...
It is only happening to you, your IP address. That's how they drive you crazy. Everyone else sees the web just fine.
I'm glad somebody is making a concerted effort to reboot this country
It's a coordinated attack.
United Airlines was down nationwide this morning. All flights cancelled.
CNBC is down
Trading is down
Wall Street Journal is down.
HACK ATTACK !!! Popcorn is being made now. !!
My microwave just went down. Damn, no popcorn, either!
You are Legend...
DDOS?
Sing it! "It's going down for real..."
Skynet is taking over.
WSJ? ZH? WTF?
United Airlines.....too.
this is the obama admin's version of Fastnfurious......expect the dialogue to shift to obama saying, "we need more control over the Internet"
Obama (The Faggot) and the CIAlqueda were Beta Testing some new NSA software this morning. Weird...
looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...
You owe me a new lung. I just Laughed one up all over my keyboard...
i don't believe in coincidence.
firesale anyone?
bain?
Maybe the HFT Algos have DDOS built in????
Cash in hand and beer in the fridge, alls good.
Goldman wants to incite panic.
The internet goes away in 3, 2 , 1. Zzzzzzzzzzzz. How else would you close down the stock market? You got to fake it to make it now.
Yippie!
:)
Buckle up your sphincters.
Gird your gonads.
They should probably break the market again, to stop the bleeding before things get serious.
WSJ down? There is hope for this world yet.
I was ok with UAL, and the WSJ, and the NYSE... BUT DONT FUCK WITH MY ZH!!!
Some bitchez gonna die!!
ACK! ZH went down for me for a second again. Whats the deal Tyler? Is this a DDoS? Or someone cutting fiber cables somewhere?
So, can't get money out of banks cause of holidays and limits. Can't cash in your stocks cause the market's broke. And you can't travel to flee. And you can't read about why. Nothing fishy here.
There is definitely something going on here. Too many glitches in the system popping up today.
Working for a major internet company I can tell you this will probably get worse. They are not increasing the backbone bandwidth nearly fast enough to keep up with the demand.
No worries, I already scored muh powerball tickets.
Bring on the DOOM.
It crashed on me just then.
sorry
Is it time to race the truck to the supermarket? What are the signs?
quick thought.. If the modern electronic system goes down will you be able to buy groceries even if you have cash? I can vizualize the fat lady cashier saying "sorry sir I can't ring you up my system is down"
It's those damn Russians.. :))
more likely, the Chinese Hacking Team.
The Wall street big boyz are set to transfer wealth again from all those that have been buying shares in this bubble market.
Bubble bag holders.
Back to ink, paper, phone and fax. I guess humans giving so much power to the machines was a bad idea.
Get yourself an amatuer radio. Be informed on what's happening when they take down the internet.
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Ink and paper, fuck the phone and fax.
"3rd time is defiantly enemy action"
CNBC read this posting
Cnbc just mentioned zh went down
Who wants to read that retarded shit??
Somebody is up to something.
The 3 guys on Bloomberg right now are visible sweating…… High Def TV shows the very well.
quote from Bloom "but look at all the other markets that are still trading"
"Do you see what happens, Larry?"
... the paranoids are after us ...
Here's why ZH and many European and North American sites were/are down for over 3 hours (207 connected servers on the "cloud" to be exact): http://pcm1.map.pulsemgr.com
Check it out at this link: http://www.outageanalyzer.com/?id=14964894
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/microsoft-plans-major-job-cuts-nyt-0601119...
All part of Barry's jobless recovery.
The end is near
My last post is not here because ZH went down again. I was saying that the NSA is probably installing filtering equipment per the TPP.
I thought it was '404'...?
I wonder if this is the Electronic 9/11 the government is planning?
http://boingboing.net/2015/07/06/who-keeps-cutting-internet-cab.html
Technical glitch....the newest term for "we've been hacked".
Al Jazeera America's website was down earlier too
I thought ZH went down because of this........
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/newzeal...
WSJ Down? Methinks nobody cares.
Evidently, when the millions of ZH addicts (10k readers per article? Ha!) lost their crack this morning, in the middle of the epic Chinese junk stock crash-stop-crash, a small portion of them thought to go to the wsj site (who knew they were still up?), whose servers obviously couldn't handle the load.
It's simple, really.
Reboot your computer three times!
#projectmayhem
I always thought shit hitting the fan would be different. Messier and whiffy.
But it just made everyone funny.
We ought to do this all the time. :o)
none of my posts are missing, but several of my upvotes are.
Not certain what crashed the NYSE computers but pretty sure that what crashed the servers here was all the stinking invasive viral ads you have ruined the site with.