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While We Were Offline - The Market Broke, Was Fixed (Stocks Slumped), & Broke Again

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This morning we experienced an unprecedented surge in traffic which brought our servers to a grinding halt. We are happy to announce that we are now back up. In the meantime... a pre-emptive attempt at plunge protection (by breaking NYSE just like on Monday) failed as NYSE re-opens and stocks slumped. Seeing this, the NYSE decided to break again and stocks ripped...

Monday, we saw the market break and stocks soar instantly to unchanged on the week as volatility was crushed. Amid all the carnage overnight, the SNB stepped in to save Europe and now The NYSE appears to have done its best to save American markets... by breaking... However, shortly after the cash open, it was fixed and the selling pressure was unleashed.

  • *BATS EXCHANGE: BATS BYX EXCHANGE HAS DISABLED ROUTING TO NYSE
  • *BATS BZX EXCHANGE HAS DISABLED ROUTING TO NYSE
  • *BATS EDGA EXCHANGE HAS DISABLED ROUTING TO NYSE
  • *NYSE EXPECTS TO RESOLVE TECHNICAL ISSUES BEFORE 9:30AM OPEN

The issues were resolved shortly after the market open... and this happened...

 

Thebn broken again...

 

And this happened...

 

It's good to know that the new normal rigged markets remain even without our oversight for an hour.

 

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Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:04 | 6284643 NoDebt
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Everything's broken.  Super bullish.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:06 | 6284655 SickDollar
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wow what a fucken day

Glad to see ZH back online, the timing was suspicious

 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:08 | 6284678 Pareto
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+1 for sure man.  i was actually kind of creeped out by it - like something sinister happened.  That, and the thought of never hearing from Knuckles again!  shit. 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:11 | 6284718 TeamDepends
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Amen! Thought they kneecapped you there for a while, Tyler.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:17 | 6284780 TruthInSunshine
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Elliot & Mr. Robot were called in to help ZH get back up & running and secure their servers (and collocate many backup ones).

"Death to the fiat changers & debt enslavers."

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:18 | 6284797 Creepy A. Cracker
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ZH servers were too busy doing high speed algo trading (sell, Sell, SELL!!!!) to be up for a forum?

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:21 | 6284817 Aaaarghh
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ddos attack from gchq? lol. Is it 1700 busy little bods on twitter and facebook and trolling alternative media they got there?

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:30 | 6284909 TruthInSunshine
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"I see a running gnome. CyberCentral Command subcontracts out tech & coding jobs to lowest-bid Bangladeshis at $9 an hour."

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:35 | 6284948 TeamDepends
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Is it Mary Jo White?

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:36 | 6284953 imbtween
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where's fonestar to tell us that ZH needs to move the site into the blockchain and it will be forever stable?

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:40 | 6284987 froze25
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No computer system that breaks that often can be considered reliable, unless of coarse the breaks are intentional.  I bet a good investigative journalist could write a very revealing story about this.  If of coarse he doesn't commit suicide while doing his/her investigation.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:42 | 6285003 Divided States ...
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The markets are NOT halted, they are only halted for everyone else. The investment banks like GS, MS are getting the fuck out of dodge while everyone else is stuck in dodge.

 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:56 | 6285180 kaa1016
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First it was United Airlines, then ZeroHedge, then the NYSE and now they are saying the WSJ website went down. Sounds like the Chinese are trying to crash our systems in order to divert attention away from the train wreck that is the Chinese stock market. Sounds far fetched, maybe not.

 

Look at how much the markets are down right now. This is exactly how the flash crash started. I hope I'm wrong.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 12:02 | 6285252 Divided States ...
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Exactly...think of this...I have suspicions that the US (through investment banks like GS, MS, JPM) has a hand in skying the Chinese stock markets by allowing Short selling to occur just as the retail sheeps in China were gobbling up all the shares it can get. Its obvious that those sheeps dont even know what shorting is as they are new to the game, which allows these effin investment banks to rape these sheeps as the markets started to crumble. The Chinese are getting back at the US for all this, obviously its behind the scenes and this is all speculation but it makes perfect sense.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:57 | 6285183 kaa1016
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Double post deleted.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:35 | 6284949 knukles
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In times of extreme panic Juncker lies and the world turns to ZH

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:37 | 6284962 gatorengineer
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Its time to release the Bullard.... shorts be ware, weare are nearing 4 percent off the all time highs...

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:39 | 6284983 weburke
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Was the brics/imf team just dealt a -hello remember us- from the dollar/isreal team?  Is the future old rome style? unipolar to the max, and germany and the rest tip over. 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:40 | 6284992 Evil Peanut
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in other news:
Obama admits USA training ISIS forces during Pentagon press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcGz1a76Clk

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 12:35 | 6285515 Max Cynical
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ZH, NYSE, United Airlines, WSJ all down at the same time...there are no coincidences.

Tylers...mirror your servers in at least 2 other jurisdictions.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:18 | 6284799 greenskeeper carl
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ya i was wondering. I was checking it on my phone and it didnt work, so i kinda figured it was my phone. interesting development

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:18 | 6284804 tc06rtw
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 …  ’course you realize, when it came back up, it could be with a replicant Tyler!

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:32 | 6284918 Creepy A. Cracker
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Mini-me Tyler.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:27 | 6284880 youngman
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There I was on a United flight ready for takeoff..reading my Zero Hedge and trying to place an order in my Stock account...and it all stopped....wierd huh

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:54 | 6285140 gaoptimize
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Has anyone at ZH thought of hosting a physical conference where we could meet each other and hear from contributors (David Stockman, William Banzai7, George Washington, etc.)? In Las Vegas say, prior to SHTF this October. I know many have goats to milk and other commitments, but I'd go for a three day weekend.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:08 | 6284690 NoDebt
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I know.  I was in the middle of beating the stuffing out of Ghordius in an argument and BAM!.... no more ZH.  I never get to have my full measure of fun taunting socialists.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:11 | 6284715 saints51
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I was looking for the white van.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:18 | 6284785 Shad_ow
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Karma will take up where you left off..........................................................

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...............................eventually.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:27 | 6284878 Crash Overide
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Karma doesn't exist, if it did the world would be a lot different.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:45 | 6285046 juangrande
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Exists or not, karma is completely misunderstood by most in the west.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:59 | 6285211 samsara
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"...karma is completely misunderstood by most in the west."

 

Let alone Samsara

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 12:26 | 6285439 Bastiat
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Karma is cause and effect.  Consequences extend infinitely. 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 22:40 | 6293323 juangrande
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Karma is cause and effect. But karma is not correlated to " good and bad". Karma is correlated to intention. If one is intent with one's action or thought, one is still within the confines of karma.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:13 | 6284708 Chupacabra-322
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It's a FUCKING PONZI SCHEME"'what do you or the Tyler's don't understand!?

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:11 | 6284716 flash338
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The day ZH goes dark is the day to head for the hills.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:13 | 6284749 ILLILLILLI
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So I can unpack now...??

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:16 | 6284787 SofaPapa
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lol

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:34 | 6284942 Muddy1
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The day ZH goes dark is the day .... that on a lng enough timeline the survival rate drops to zero for everyone.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:15 | 6284766 Dapper Dan
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click this link to confirm ZH site is down,

 

http://www.isitdownrightnow.com/zerohedge.com.html

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:46 | 6285061 Orwell was right
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Thanks Dapper Dan!      I learned something new.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:07 | 6284674 NoVa
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Friending the EU on facebook can break your blog site.

 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:17 | 6284795 TeamDepends
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Yeah Tyler, don't you realize that Zuckerberg is peering into your bedroom, albeit in a "friendly" way?

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:27 | 6284881 J Jason Djfmam
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That's peeing.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:08 | 6284686 Pheonyte
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Was that China DDoS-ing ZH for saying illegal things?

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:13 | 6284747 pods
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Guess Jews AND China stock plummet are off limits now?

pods

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:31 | 6284915 TruthInSunshine
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Dat's antisemitic!!!

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 13:06 | 6285806 taoJones
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or is it antisystemic, i forget which...

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:18 | 6284801 Salah
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Yes, China has ZH's number.  Won't do any good; China's 2nd natal house is totally fucked.  I've warned about this going back ~2yrs.  

If you have any US hedge fund investments there, ....good luck!

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:11 | 6284726 LoneStarHog
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It Is Time, Texas!...Operation Texas: www.OpTexas.org ... Associate with awakened Texans, and help in awakening others ... Read our Mission Statement on our Homepage ... Our site is fully secure with all the latest encryption ... Operation Texas has a plethora of information ... Most important, we have our own totally secure Operation Texas Forum where members can interact with like-minded and preparing Texans ... Join us, Texan!

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:14 | 6284763 pods
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So how you gonna weed out the FBI?  

Or ARE you the FBI?

pods

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:29 | 6284888 Government need...
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Shit, pods is probably right.  Fedcoats be trollin' ZH.  Is that  a .gov link?!?

Must be hard work, weeding out the unpriveleged enemy combatants from the privileged belligerents.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:45 | 6285054 LoneStarHog
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SCREW the Federal Bureau of Idiots...Operation Texas is nothing more than a group of awake Texans who are assisting others in awakening to the truth...We are preppers with a primary focus on association with like-minded Texans and personal security...Our Homepage and Mission Statement states exactly who and what we are...If you are part of the 97% of BALLLESS DELUSIONAL PARANOIDS then we are not for you...I have no answer for all the GUTLESS AMERICANS that I encounter on a daily basis...Yeah!...I am damn frustrated.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:26 | 6284872 LostAtSea
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LoneStarHog:  Are you involved in this organization, as in, help create it?  The reason I ask is because it really sounds like a psy-op from the us.gov.  "Just fill out the form, give us all your information and declare that you are a patriot"...kind of has a bad ring to it. Convenient timing during Jade Helm.  Seems to have come out of nowhere.  However, if it is legit, my appologies and may the force be with you.

 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:37 | 6284966 LoneStarHog
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Yes I am one of the Founders.  All the Founders are also members of Oath Keepers.  I have no answer for delusional paranoids who see every damn thing as a conspiracy.  We have a good vetting process and our site uses the lastest encryption.  Our IT Manager monitors everything on a daily basis.  Personally, I am sick and tired of Americans with NO BALLS who RUN every damn time they THINK the illegal and usurped government is involved.  STAND UP OR SHUTUP!

Sorry, but my tolerance for Americans - the 97% - has reached its limit.  That is why we are part of and seek the 3%.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 12:02 | 6285247 LostAtSea
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There are a lot of good reasons to be paranoid these days. I've seen the feds destroy a lot of lives of good people, using IRS targeting, structuring laws, civil forfeiture...this list goes on and on, as does the trail of carnage they leave behind. You would not have created your organization if there were not good cause for paranoria. Lambasting those who are on your side and might possibly get involved isn't going to win any new members. 

I checked out the site, but I didn't see https secure protocol being used.  Maybe I missed it. Also, the registrar information on whois shows that the owner information is hidden.  Why hide the registration information if your not afraid of being in the spotlight?

 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 14:22 | 6286353 DeProgrammed
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"Also, the registrar information on whois shows that the owner information is hidden."

 

Same goes for the website creator's domain, created in late 2014 and only a 1 year registration.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:23 | 6284851 Pig Circus
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Anybody stepping into this market because of TINA or Cash On the Side or value or whatever bullshit excuse of the day is a fucking idiot and I couldn't careless if we end up from here. All the warning sign's are there for an epic crash...Soon.

 

So come on PPT make me look the fool again because in the end they will be the fools just like 00 and 08.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:06 | 6284657 large_wooden_badger
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Man that ZH downtime really messed my morning up

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:11 | 6284720 Tsunami Wave
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Same here. We need a site or other place to convene in case this place is forcibly shut down for any long period of time. The Information that comes everyday from the articles (and commenters) is invaluable.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:14 | 6284761 large_wooden_badger
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Not even 20 weeks on and during the outage I suddenly realized my life was incomplete

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:42 | 6285009 IridiumRebel
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Truth is addictive. Horseshit? Not so much.....

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:52 | 6285116 large_wooden_badger
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In my best Scarlet O'Hara voice "I WILL NEVER GO BACK TO EATING HORSESHIT"

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:54 | 6285156 samsara
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After 4yrs, 22wks  I felt the same.

 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:21 | 6284828 pazmaker
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That is what I was thinking....how will we know why it went down when it goes down?

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:27 | 6284883 Dagny Taggart
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Some wonder if many of us will land at the same processing facility, at which point the specific "why" will probably be self evident. ;-)

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:30 | 6284905 Temporalist
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I don't wonder...I have everyone's favorite popcorn, beer and shnapps ready for our grand union in Stalag 17.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:46 | 6285064 roisaber
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There's no group of jerks I'd rather be reëducated with.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:54 | 6285141 large_wooden_badger
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Re-educated? Impossible. We're soylent green for sure.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:53 | 6285126 samsara
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You will know me,  I'll be wearing my ZH baseball cap.

 

So get yourself a Tshirt or cap so we will know who we are....

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/zero-hedge-logo-tee

http://www.cafepress.com/zerohedge

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 12:38 | 6285553 jmcwala
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Most items are sold out. Had to instead buy a "the dude abides" shirt on another site.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:14 | 6284735 Tsunami Wave
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Dupe. (Glitch on my phone)

Junk away.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:06 | 6284660 FreeShitter
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I aint gonna lie....I thought ZH was Ddossd or .gov brought it down.....whew. I was going to have to start smoking meth again.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:11 | 6284724 fooshorter
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Chinese stock market crash last night, ZH only source covering in its entirity. "I am good at caluclation"

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:16 | 6284786 pods
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400 million newly poor Chinese traders Googling information as to why and voila, a ZH link pops up.

pods

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:44 | 6285018 Realname
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All those Chinese looking for their dough.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:12 | 6284730 Temporalist
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Yea it's been a bad week to quit smoking meth.  Now...where did I leave my teeth?

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:29 | 6284897 J Jason Djfmam
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"picked a bad day to stop smoking meth".

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:06 | 6284665 Government need...
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I figured the Fedcoats had stormed ZH headquarters.  I bunkered down for their first wave of the assault on my home. . .

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:31 | 6284913 youngman
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Its in the news down here in Colombia that the DEA is reading all emails..phone calls..can turn on your camera and microphone....watching every electronic thing you are doing....good to know I am being spied on with my tax dollars....lol...

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:06 | 6284666 Alpacanio
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A Chicom hack attack?

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:06 | 6284667 Dagny Taggart
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Glad you're back Tyler(s)! That was awful. I wonder how many regulars toyed with the idea of calling their therapist lol.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:06 | 6284668 useless_fact
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Gum in your hair? Never fear! Apply softened butter to your locks, and the bubble gum will glide off pain-free.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:07 | 6284672 Crash Overide
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I laugh every time I hear "Market" as if there is one...

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:24 | 6284738 Renfield
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Yes, we need a new word. Govgraphs? Spincharts? Ponzipops?

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:07 | 6284675 Kaiser Sousa
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and like clockwork the DOW rallies in the last hour of trading in London.....

next.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:08 | 6284679 This is it
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ZH has declared self-help against all these addicts here.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:09 | 6284699 NoDebt
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Winning comment.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:08 | 6284683 Omega_Man
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Zh WINS AGAIN

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:08 | 6284684 erikaappleihzyjtyeg
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Turn those machines back on

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:30 | 6284910 J Jason Djfmam
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I'm guessing the Algos couldn't access Zerohedge and shit the bed.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:09 | 6284695 fooshorter
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ZH- if they aint trying to kill ya, you aint doing your job ; )

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:09 | 6284697 Renfield
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Bravo, Tyler! Keep it up. I can't stand the thought that our first indication that the collapse has outstripped the PPT, might be our complete inability to access the Hedge.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:12 | 6284732 IridiumRebel
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 When I see zero hedge down and out some big shit is happening.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:10 | 6284707 thecondor
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Welcome Back ZH.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:10 | 6284709 DaveyJones
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Eric Holder joined the site

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:17 | 6284791 large_wooden_badger
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Nothing personal but the very idea deserves a -1

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:28 | 6284890 chunga
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And brought along a new database that nobody can see without filing a lawsuit.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:11 | 6284711 anyways
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well, ZH servers are located in Suisse, so... no 'Fedcoats' ;-)

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:10 | 6284712 BeaverCream
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Did obama accidentally follow you on twitter or something, where'd all the traffic come from?

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:14 | 6284754 Ralph Spoilsport
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Drudge linked to a ZH article today. That had to be part of it.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:48 | 6285085 samsara
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Good to see you out and about Ralph.

Ralph Soilsport Motors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHtPgfVgg0M

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:11 | 6284722 Ralph Spoilsport
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Whew, I was getting ready to have another boating accident if the outage went on much longer. Glad you're back online ZH.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:11 | 6284723 FallenOne
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This is FIght CLub!!

 

You will know when .FEd will take you down the whole internet will be offline not just one website

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:11 | 6284725 large_wooden_badger
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Was wondering if ZH got Waco'd

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:12 | 6284728 xcehn
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"Zerohedge Is Down?! Tracing The IP Packet Flow It Looks Like A Massive DDOS Attack From China"

http://investmentwatchblog.com/zerohedge-is-down-tracing-the-ip-packet-f...

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:12 | 6284729 Everybodys All ...
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Anyone think the selling bans in China will not happen here someday is not keeping up. Welcome back online for now zh.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:12 | 6284731 Jtrillian
Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:13 | 6284745 PrayingMantis
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... glad you're back Tylers ... your server is our paradise ... ;)

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:13 | 6284751 Irishcyclist
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Welcome back, Tyler.

 

Keep the faith. 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:14 | 6284755 Bell's 2 hearted
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meanwhile ... crude inventory report out

 

slight build + domestic production increase

 

http://www.eia.gov/petroleum/supply/weekly/

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:14 | 6284762 rydog1220
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I'm guessing the govt. paid trolls broke the servers. Now life can be resumed with ZH back up. 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:14 | 6284764 YHC-FTSE
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I actually got some work done while ZH was offline! Don't do it again please. :)

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:15 | 6284767 williambanzai7
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Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:15 | 6284773 orangegeek
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FUCK YOU CHINA!!!  FUCKING COMMUNISTS!!!

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:16 | 6284790 williambanzai7
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They are all Ivy Leaguers and/or Goldman Alumnis.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:28 | 6284892 silverer
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They're in the same game as the US, they just don't have the criminal expertise to pull it off quite as smoothly.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:16 | 6284788 Dr. Engali
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Hmmmm, it seems that the market only breals on distribution days. Therefore in order to prevent the market from breaking we must ban selling.

 

 

I had to abandone free market principles in order  to save the free market system.

 

George Bush

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:18 | 6284803 gwar5
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Glad your back Tyler! I switched to twitter to keep up and make sure you didn't get nail gunned. 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:19 | 6284815 thecondor
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If there was no plunge protection, world markets would be down 20% this week. 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:20 | 6284816 fxpmtrader
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Chinese CB not happy with ZH not sticking to the rules ... "no crash, don't talk about it ..."

So they sent some hackers to teach Tyler - the damned voice in the dessert - the damned fly in the face - a lesson ...

Tyler: next time get ready for some drones ...

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:20 | 6284819 thecondor
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If there was no plunge protection, world markets would be down 20% this week. 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:20 | 6284822 morning
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I actually assumed the possibility that Skynet had gone live by mating with itself in a food stamp sponsored transgenderbot orgy and the Unwhite House had retaliated blindly, epically failing in the process and hitting ZH by mistake. 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:21 | 6284827 thecondor
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Back up again ZH.  DDOS all day today I see. 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:21 | 6284830 Rusty Trombone
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Still wicked slow to access this site.

To call recent and ongoing events and this DDOS attack a coincidence is fucking retarded.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:21 | 6284838 Oh regional Indian
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Trippy.....the attachment is high.....

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:23 | 6284847 thecondor
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I guess a .gov DDOS attack on ZH is a part of plunge protection. 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 12:08 | 6285318 Hope Copy
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lol

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:23 | 6284849 large_wooden_badger
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The United Airlines glitch landed on zerohedge by way of the China PPT

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:24 | 6284864 Atomizer
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This happened many years ago. When temporary moved to dot org site. 

Old timers will remember this image.

http://anarchistas.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/zero-hedge-marla.png 

Karl, nice interview while I waited for ZH to go online. 5 stars. 

Karl Denninger-Debt Going to Explode in our Face

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:26 | 6284875 directaction
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I wonder why BBC or CNBC didn't mention the Zerohedge shut down?

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:29 | 6284898 large_wooden_badger
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Try Foxnews #oneluckyguy

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:35 | 6284944 Atomizer
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They never will. Sock puppets on MSM require attention. I didn't turn on my TV to watch forthcoming bullshit. 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:48 | 6285074 directaction
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HA!  And now the whole shebang is shut down. CNBC and BBC are covering this shut down, however. 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:33 | 6284924 Seasmoke
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It's not a conspiracy, if they are really out trying to get you. 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 12:04 | 6285279 Boxed Merlot
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It's not a conspiracy, if they are really out trying to get you...

 

Exactly.  And I'll quit theorizing as soon as they quit conspiring.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:33 | 6284928 Crazy Canuck
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Fedcoats - Aliens or other reasons for down time.

Meanwhile tyler better keeps eyes open for wayward nail guns

 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:36 | 6284943 Surveyor4Pres
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TGFZH!

aka Thank God For ZeroHedge!

(Sorry, Atheists; Down-vote me if you feel the need...)

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:36 | 6284955 jldpc
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It's like not having oxygen when they are offline.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:36 | 6284954 q99x2
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I slept though it and can't tell what happened by reading the posts. Things must be back to normal.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:37 | 6284968 motorollin
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Showing China how to do it.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:39 | 6284970 brucyy
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Got most of this down move on spx , using that paper to get myself this fantastic Mapple leaf 1oz 2015 

,,,its only slightly above a thousand bucks people . If you can , hedge and stack accordingly .

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:38 | 6284972 db51
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Holy crap....for awhile this morning, I thought maybe The Rapture had taken place and Tylers were long gone.   Whew.   Repent you sinners, next time might be for real..just saying.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:42 | 6285004 youngman
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NYSE is down now...total blank.....lol....the world is coming to an end....I cant buy my Fitbit....can I get cash out of my ATM...dont know yet....

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:42 | 6285006 imbrbing
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"This morning we experienced an unprecedented surge in traffic which brought our servers to a grinding halt."

 

it was all the SELL SELL SELL traffic!!!

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:45 | 6285028 TalkToLind
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I had to get my "financial news" from MarketWatch while you guys were down.  I need a shower.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:44 | 6285029 gmak
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11:38 ECB said to leave CAP on Greek Emergency Bank aid unchanged

11:39 NYSE Suspends Trading in All Securities

 

Wait for the news making it illegal for American Pensions to sell stocks.  

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:52 | 6285112 Atomizer
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Tyler,

Remove your email newsletter submission from Blackrock. I receive it. Someone is creating havoc. Temporarily remove me from email list until we can isolate problem. 

Someone is rootkiting through backdoor to new ZH advertising strategy. Just give us the proxy IP server address from the logs. We'll send back a offline kiss of appreciation. 

:>]

 

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 11:52 | 6285118 NoTTD
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In the words of the Prophet:  

 

Strange Days have found us.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 12:27 | 6285454 Rusty Trombone
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We shut down some folks....

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 12:37 | 6285532 Clowns on Acid
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Tyler - servers down ? Really ? Sharing servers with the NYSE?

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!