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Schaeuble Proposes A Trade: US Takes Greece, Germany Takes Puerto Rico

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Incorrigible German Finance Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble — who, as a reminder, is enjoying all-time high approval ratings at home thanks to his hardline stance towards Greece — spoke on Thursday at an event hosted by the Bundesbank in Frankfurt and had some interesting things to say about the Greeks and their prospects for remaining in the euro and obtaining the IMF-supported debt relief. Here are some highlights.

Via Bloomberg: 

  • SCHAEUBLE: LEEWAY FOR GREEK DEBT REPROFILING VERY SMALL
  • SCHAEUBLE SAYS IMF TOLD HIM NOT TO BE TOO LAX TOWARD GREECE

"We have to consider the acute problem of Greece at the moment. The banks are closed, capital controls have been introduced, nobody knows when the bank holiday will end, nobody knows when this will end”

And from MNI:

  • SCHAEUBLE: OFFERED LEW TO TAKE PUERTO RICO IF US TAKES GREECE
  • SCHAEUBLE: GREEK FINMIN SAID DEBT RELIEF WON'T SOLVE PROBLEMS

Granted, this is a joke, but still: the simmering conflict between the US and Germany on how to "resolve" the Greek crisis has just been laid out bare for all to see.

Its resolution will be quite entertaining. As for our question of the day, it is as follows: what would be the best name for the newest US state: Puerto Greeko or is it Puerto Grico?

 

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Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:31 | 6289893 ANestIOS
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Schaeuble takes 2nd exit to the right

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:34 | 6289912 hedgeless_horseman
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Do it!!!!!!!!!!!

Versus ...

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:36 | 6289926 jaap
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We the people: first we take Manhattan, than we take Berlin.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:39 | 6289944 froze25
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Sold!  hahah sucker enjoy!

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:40 | 6289958 Manthong
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Hey, Kraut Face Chow Bull..

Our beloved PR’s only owe 80B and they are municipal bonds owed to PRIVATE creditors, this is their problem, not the taxpayers.

Take your bad comparison and stick it where the hops don’t shine.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:42 | 6289972 Keyser
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This may be the first time in recorded history that a German has displayed a sense of humor... 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:49 | 6289981 hedgeless_horseman
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Either that, or he just doesn't know that a Socialist Paradise in The Med is worth way more than a Capitalist Hell in the Caribbean. 

He should have checked here:

 

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Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:49 | 6290005 Hype Alert
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Since the IMF already holds the debt on Greece, haven't we already bought it?

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:59 | 6290064 Pool Shark
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Germans DO have a sense of humor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6t0oMhToO4

 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:33 | 6290529 Four chan
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greece has millions of blacks and arabs invading it right now, it will look like detroit in a couple years.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 13:21 | 6290772 Deathrips
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A riddle for you all.

 

Puerto Rico IRS tax payment delivery home base, is a Commonwealth....why?

 

Maybe Puerto Rico isnt ours to trade? It is a hub of royal tidings?

 

Does the crown only own the FED, or are there some Jesiut Juice in there too?

 

RIDDLES

RIPS

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 14:16 | 6291120 eatthebanksters
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Does anyone really think that Merkle and Schaube give a shit what POTUS wants?  The fact that they threw this out to Jack Lew speaks volumes about how seriously they areconsidering POTUS's requests.  

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:45 | 6289988 Bush Baby
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And a smile - he actually smiled!

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:57 | 6290025 Ghordius
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of course. European politicians always smile when they say "Fuck Off, I'm sick of you pushing in this matter" when talking with Uncle Sam

otherwise, it would be offending, and we don't want that, do we?

and this, in a nutshell, is what Schaeuble is telling Washington: stop pushing about "you gotta do something about Greece"

as a reminder, he was talking with Lew, the US Treasury Secretary. it could have been worse, like when those Chinese students were laughing their asses off

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:02 | 6290051 philipat
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Hey Ghordius, I'm sure you enjoyed watching the Farage video posted earlier? Even better was the video involving the "Debate" over TTIP and the usual disgraceful disregard for EU rules when something is being shoved through without regard for democratic processes? Did the EUP learn this from CONgress?

And please mind your language..

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:14 | 6290178 disabledvet
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PAY UP EUROLANDER!

WE WANT GERMANY TOO!

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:15 | 6290180 disabledvet
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PAY UP EUROLANDER!

WE WANT GERMANY TOO!

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:18 | 6290193 Ghordius
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I think I am on the record here on ZH to have often railed against the TTIP. in fact, if it goes through, imo it's time to disband the EU (but not the eurozone)

where did you see the link about that debate?

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:32 | 6290266 philipat
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https://youtu.be/lClQ3p8TQL4

Enjoy. What a disgrace...

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:36 | 6290283 Element
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And a smile - he actually smiled!

 

ah ... that'll be his body-double then.  ;-)

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:09 | 6290013 philipat
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It would be a really positive outcome, if for the wrong reasons, if Europe would finally stand up to Washingtom and develop an independent foreign policy. Greece has always been a political issue both internally in Germany and externally in the EU. But the IMF (Read Washington) has clearly tried to intervene and demand that the EU "Fix" the Greece issue because it doesn't want to see Greece, a NATO member, falling into the open arms of Russia and China. So, if Germany will stand up to Washingtom over Greece, why not over Russia and The Ukraine? Or is that where those NSA dossiers kick in?

Ghordius? Why can't Europenas be free?

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:21 | 6290201 WTFUD
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'cause EuroPenii are pussy whips.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:38 | 6290296 WTFUD
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If Euro Sovereigns are run centrally by Brussels/Germany and those two Shit-shows are vassals of Vichy DC then what the fuck does that make european citizens?

EXACTLY!

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:25 | 6290220 Ghordius
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if I could really answer this in one short comment, I would call myself a literary and political genius. alas, I am not, by far

we are allies. and friends. and partners in business and trade. and relatives

generally speaking, we love America

years ago Niall Ferguson brought this picture: America the beautiful wife. Once with one husband, Europe. Now with a second one, China

marriages aren't always easy, are they? and things change, sometimes slowly, sometimes faster

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:39 | 6290305 philipat
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Then you are truly a fool. Washington doesn't give a S**t about you, it just wants you to be a Vassal. To quote PCR, "Washington doesn't want Partners, it wants Vassals". When will Europe gorow up, grow a pair and stand up for itself?

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:24 | 6290481 samjam7
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philip why get annoyed, this is exactly how eurocrats see the US. An ally to rely upon especially regarding security as partners on equal footing and that is why the US is able to lead the EU dancing in front of the Russian bear and Chinese dragon until it falls over and gets eaten by both...

And to Ghordi, you should know better: this marriage has been abusive but if Merkel does fold in front of Obama regarding Greece I will shed no tear if Germans get even more disillusioned by the EU and the transfer of wealth from north to south just to further American interests. 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:49 | 6290595 angel_of_joy
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The only reason why the "eurocrats" see the US as an "ally" is because the FED agreed to currency swaps with ECB, back in 2009. That process is still on-going "as needed", and saved the bacon of quite a few Euro banks ever since... For all Draghi's grand-standing, the ECB would be royally fucked without the FED swap lines. At least the Japanese acknowledged who their real master is... We are paying for all these "allies" with our taxpayers money !

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 14:48 | 6291320 Ghordius
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lol. and you believe that? samjam wrote: "this marriage has been abusive...", and you seem to think it's Europe abusing, eh?

first little thing: in which direction do you think that the empty containers flow? second little thing: do you think Nixon shocked... Americans? They were not even allowed to hold gold

"the ECB would be royally fucked without the FED swap lines"

the ECB was lending all those dollars, to megabanks that desperately needed... dollars. for dollar deals. now think a moment about that

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 20:49 | 6292901 angel_of_joy
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Cut the BS, please ! We all know what the collateral from all those megabanks is worth. ECB took a lot of shit in its books, and won't be able to get rid of it in any meaningfull way except for a write-off. It saved its beloved banks with taxpayer money, a good chunk of it being US taxpayers money...

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 06:34 | 6294210 Ghordius
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angel of joy, you don't seem to know much about what you are writing here

the swap you are talking about was reversed. do you know that?

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 13:35 | 6290837 Ghordius
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did I write Washington? I wrote America

the idea, the ideals, the people, the spirit, the dream, the daring...

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 13:41 | 6290860 Ghordius
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Vassals? Strange word, that. First living person that is a proud vassal of somebody that comes to mind to me is Prince Philip of Britain

is that a request from Washington to treat the US as Philip treats his wife?

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 13:25 | 6290788 orez65
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"Why can't Europenas be free?"

Becuase they can't defend themselves.

They spend what they have and more in socialist "wet dreams" and then don't have any resources left for a credible military.

They depend on the US to defend them.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 07:19 | 6294295 Ghordius
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do we? from whom? Russia? or Russia and China?

just a few numbers: the EU countries have one point five million soldiers

the eurozone countries spend twice the money for weapons as Russia, the EU countries three times that

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:03 | 6290093 GeezerGeek
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I'd approve, but only if he will take SF, DC and NYC along with PR.

Now if only Putin would chime in and say he's willing to take both PR and Greece.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:12 | 6290156 philipat
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Including ALL of Congress but especially Pelosi, Boxer, Shumer et al

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:40 | 6290308 KJWqonfo7
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Welcome komrad Boxer and conrag Pelosi. Now STFU.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:01 | 6290384 Elliott Eldrich
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"This may be the first time in recorded history that a German has displayed a sense of humor..."

 Oh please. You're talking about the people that produced the BMW Isetta. You want humor? Imagine the sheer humiliation and terror of taking one of those out on the road! 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isetta

P.S. Note: In Germany humiliation and terror is considered a vital component of good humor. This explains a lot, by the way...

 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:05 | 6290398 Telemakhos
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It's not a sense of humor, it's Schäuble very politely telling the US to mind the Monroe Doctrine. 

He's also trying to fight the IMF and Tusk, who have both suddenly come under US influence.  He sees that Washington has turned against him, and he's telling the US to stay out of European affairs.  But, he's being very nice about it, since he's been very pro-US and doesn't want to alienate the US over Greece.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:15 | 6290447 fjedka
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Hitler was very humorous too during his press-conferences

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:43 | 6289975 Headbanger
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Oh it would be so worth seeing how the Germans would handle PR.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:45 | 6289985 froze25
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Dude the almighty FED could just print them into solvency and add it to the what, ~$17 tillion national debt.  

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:43 | 6289969 philipat
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"We the people: first we take Manhattan, than we take Berlin."

I thought Leonard Cohen was one of the Bansters or perhaps it was just the Cohen that confused me?

 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:03 | 6290391 Fun Facts
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To the ZWO gods on earth, countries are like playing cards and the people in them are cattle, put here to be their slaves.

"give me control of a nations money and I care not who makes the laws".

- M. A. Rothschild, ZWO ponzi scheme founder.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:43 | 6289980 Dubaibanker
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IF the Feds gave me a money printer, I could take both actually and resolve the problems for US and Germany!

What say?

Deal, no deal?

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:06 | 6290114 PrayingMantis
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... you don't need a money printer ... with that moniker "Dubaibanker", just open the massive safe and you could probably buy Puerto Pobre ... ;)

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:39 | 6289945 bcups
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Sold!

Send papers for all the Puerto Ricans living in NYC.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:43 | 6289978 aliki
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^^^

wait, which one's which?

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:45 | 6289984 Utah_Get_Me_2
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Show a picture of the North West coast of PR.. Rincon, Aguadilla, Isabella, etc... You might change your mind.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:55 | 6290038 skistroni
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HH, the comparison looks unfair, but wait until you get the bill.... If Lew falls for that, you're bust within 2 years guaranteed. Think NYSE/NASDAQ extended holiday and then bank holiday coming your way. 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:29 | 6290257 Bunga Bunga
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Still way better than Detroit, USA.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:40 | 6290553 SmittyinLA
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they dont take the Puerto Ricans just the land 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:55 | 6290039 MFL8240
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Interesting proposition.  Where does the US get the money?  opps, lost my head, just print more paper, 20 trillion or 30 trillion, it can never be repaid anyhow!!

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:13 | 6290158 ZH Snob
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Greece is not yours to give away, Schnauzer

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:51 | 6290351 HonkyShogun
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Schaeuble needs his hub caps stolen, I guess.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:16 | 6290454 DutchR
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PUERTO RICO GREECE

makes some nice anagrams

Occupier Tee Roger
Coco Retiree Purge
Greece Recoup Riot
Creepier Court Ego

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:31 | 6289895 SHEEPFUKKER
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pass the trash

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:32 | 6289900 Kirk2NCC1701
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Now THAT'S funny! 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:41 | 6289965 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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It's also highly irregular from a diplomatic point of view.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:32 | 6289904 viahj
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these fuckers think that they can simply trade nation states away, just like their "paper". 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:36 | 6289923 laomei
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they are not trading nation states, they are trading people away just like their "paper", and it's always been like this.  Past the initial generation or two of a revolution, those who would have otherwise been in power find their way back in power.  Doesn't really matter what the system is.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:46 | 6289992 Dagny Taggart
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My thoughts too, these are people not property in a monopoly game... at least in theory.

What a world it might be if people were wired decent enough to self-govern and cooperate to get the big stuff done. What a world it would be if each person realized they could do that themselves right now. TPTB worst fear.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:27 | 6290211 Carl Spackler
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"Viahj," I am sorry to say is a blundering fool, and he has followers just like Tsipras and Syriza. Cue up P.T. Barnum!

Total misread of what is going on... struck out with the bases loaded looking at a "heater" right down the middle of the plate.

German Finance Minister Schaeuble's retort was a direct message to Obama through his amateur surrogate, Jack Lew, saying "You have your own problems to address, so do not lecture us!"

The funny thing is that Obama (and Lew) should have known the Germans are well aware of the Puerrto Rico fiasco from all the spying and eavesdropping the U.S. is doing upon its German "ally."

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 17:55 | 6292272 clotho.lachesis
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Carl, this is uncle Sam. He can have problems AND lecture at the same time. We all know that.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:36 | 6289907 RiverRoad
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Wheres's the /SARC????????

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:33 | 6289908 T-NUTZ
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YOHOHO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:34 | 6289910 T-NUTZ
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15 MEN ON A DEAD MANS CHEST BITCHEZ!!

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:34 | 6289909 Able Ape
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We need central bankers as much as we need a stiff case of Ebola....

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:35 | 6289917 Dr. Venkman
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Unfortunately, all of the productive Greeks already came to the U.S. Otherwise, I would welcome the proliferation of diners in Delaware. New Jersey is chock full of them.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:35 | 6289919 JustObserving
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SCHAEUBLE: OFFERED LEW TO TAKE PUERTO RICO IF US TAKES GREECE

NSA spying on Schaeuble has not been enough to shut him up?  Apparently, it has been enough to make Merkel toe the American line

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:50 | 6290010 booboo
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Schaeuble is one tough monkey, they say he chewed off his own legs on a bet.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:03 | 6290053 oellinas
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Bad cop Schaeuble is toeing the american line... at Germany's peril.  This is lining up right with American interests.

  • Keep Germany condescendingly pressuring Greece into an unsignable deal with no debt relief (Schaeuble)
  • Keep the IMF lifeline available to ensure NATO stability (Lagarde)

German industry has greatly benefited by having the southern states there to keep their exports cheap.

Destabilizing Europe and more importantly, the Euro, does wonders for the dollar's reserve status at a critical time with the BRICS bank starting up.

The german electorate is more foolish than I had ever thought by thinking someone like Schaeuble is a patriot.  He is single-handedly destroying German industry as well as the only viable competitor the dollar had up to this point.

It's no wonder then that the IMF was urging him to take a tough line on Greece.

This is all going to end very badly for the europeans.  Especially the industrial north.  Unfortunately Greece will get the blame because they have no Farage or Hannan or Le Pen to expose how they're being manipulated into covering for the North's mismanagement.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:36 | 6289920 SoilMyselfRotten
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Clicked on the header article about Obama/Greenspan/gold and it didn't open then it disappeared...wth?

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:37 | 6289929 aliki
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so now we're trading bankrupt countries like baseball cards.  pretty funny shit from schauble. lew shudda took the deal - greek women are hotter.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:38 | 6289933 pndr4495
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When it's no longer about the money - it's about the power - G Edward Griffin. If one is an average Greek or an average Puerto Rican then that person should be resoundingly angry at being made a pawn in these cocksuckers' minds - just like most of the globe should be as well.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:38 | 6289935 WTFUD
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A proper Nazi. Crippled in Body & Mind.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:39 | 6289940 bshirley1968
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Did anyone ask Greece about this?  Oh wait, that's right they have no sovereignty left to be concerned with.  Just another whore going to the highest bidder.

 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:47 | 6289998 FrankieGoesToHo...
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Corporations are people and people are property.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:27 | 6290235 Ghordius
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historically, being sovereign and being flush are, generally speaking, contradiction in terms

there was a referendum, wasn't there?

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:56 | 6290369 angel_of_joy
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There were some EU related referenda in France and Ireland, not so long ago. It didn't help much, from what I remember...

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:39 | 6289941 joetunn
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GRIECO REEKO

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:39 | 6289942 joetunn
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GRIECO REEKO

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:40 | 6289955 desirdavenir
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had to leave office when reading Schauble's proposal...

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:41 | 6289959 gwar5
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Not sure he was kidding coz Germany can't fend off Russia taking Greece.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:41 | 6289962 fowlerja
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Trade Grease for Puerto Rico Rum..no way..

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:42 | 6289964 q99x2
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Q99X2 has a solution. Iceland, Puerto Rico and Greece will form a free trade partnership agreement a union of bankster freed states that will all use open source crypto-currency and begin replacing their governments with democratic open source software applications.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:41 | 6289966 Kirk2NCC1701
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Now that the Vampire Squid/GS has made oodles of money, and enough powerful EU banksters have delevaraged the Greek exposure from their Portfolios, Hitlery's sidestepping retort applies: "How does it matter anymore?"  

Greece can now be allowed to become an Excommunicated and a Failed State -- as long as it becomes a Template and be made an example for others in the EU, who would dare to resist the Scorched Earth Politics of the Central Planners.  Seems to be the goal and M.O.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:43 | 6289977 FrankDieter
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Well at least Goldman Sucks made out and got a few billion for their participation.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:49 | 6290003 froze25
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If the Greeks ever wake up or at least their leaders do and figure out the only way to win is not to play.  They will succeed.  Nationalize the Banks and back the Currency (hard money) they will of coarse need to cut a lot of Gov't programs in the short run.  Their will be pain but they will see gains.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:42 | 6289970 FrankDieter
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It's a joke, wheeeew

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:43 | 6289973 Die Weiße Rose
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that's what I like about Wulfie Schäuble -

his excellent sharp wit and the exquisitely sardonic german sense of humour,

that hits the target every time.

a true ACE

WR;)

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:03 | 6290392 angel_of_joy
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He's just an arrogant "arschloch". See below:

Germany's Schaeuble rejects 1953 debt comparison
Thu, 07/09/2015 - 18:10 | 6292328 clotho.lachesis
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Schaeuble's rejection of comparison is only natural. It is as if you ask the Greeks if they want their debt to be forgiven...

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 20:58 | 6292936 angel_of_joy
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Funny, I do remember that Germany considered it was entitled to start a full blown (second) world war, only 20 years after losing the first. I'm pretty sure that at least one of the reasons invoked was related to "onerous debt" (as in war reparations). The arrogance expressed here is offensive enough, but when combined with hypocrisy it gets downright disgusting...

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:43 | 6289976 Vin
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Great trade.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:44 | 6289983 ciscokid
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Arogant bastard !!!!!!!!!

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:46 | 6289989 philosophers bone
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Went to a conference lunch presentation given by an investment banker in 2004.  Someone in the audience asked about the Iraq war.  In a candid moment, the banker told the audience not to get offended, but he said that Iraq was like a chess piece.  Several audience members were offended that he could even suggest such a thing.  This was about Our Freedoms and Good vs. Evil.  Looking back now at the last 15 years since 9/11, it's become so glaringly obvious that everyone and everything is just a chess piece.  It's been the case for a long time, but it's never been more obvious.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 13:05 | 6290697 Amy G. Dala
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It's only a chess match if it is recognized as such by the players.

Tsipras doesn't play chess.  Neither does Merkel, or Obama, or any other democratically elected civilian leaders.

Goldman Sachs plays chess.  So does Moynihan and Dimon.  Vlad plays chess, as does General Sisi in Egypt. 

The mullahs in Iran have a great game going now with Obama, but Obama thinks it's a negotiation.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:46 | 6289993 WTFUD
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Cunt should be in Guantanamo, which he supports.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:05 | 6290105 Pliskin
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Aww, come on, surely it's bad enough for those in Guantanamo (That have neither been tried or convicted of a crime) without putting that silly old cunt in there with them?

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:09 | 6290138 WTFUD
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Yes Pliskin only the most discerning of Arms Dealers finance his party.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:16 | 6290176 flapdoodle
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Just for those who didn't figure it out, Guantanamo's real purpose was to train the upper echelon ISIS/ISIL leadership, not to isolate "dangerous terrorists". The more hands-on training took place in Jordan and Turkey.

Remember that the US let go a huge number of detainees at Guantanamo a while back - just a few months before ISIS/ISIL made its appearance?

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:29 | 6290244 WTFUD
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Yes Flap and hence Barry's promised disclosure non-closure until the FleeSillyArmy commanders had enough Cuban cigars banked. Not to mention the kick-backs from the public Purse in keeping it open. WIN/WIN s/c

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:49 | 6290611 silverer
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If you really want to punish him, put him in a Chicago or Detroit area prison.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:47 | 6289994 CHC
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Just for shits and giggles - let's also throw in Washington, DC to kinda sweeten the pot. 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:13 | 6290171 Bankster Kibble
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We might have to pay to give that one away . . .

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:47 | 6289996 Truly Inspiration
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Don't get blinded by Schäuble - he made business with a criminals - 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CDU_donations_scandal

never forget this! He is one of the biggest gangster himself and he is constantly under medication. 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:39 | 6290298 cn13
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Sounds like the modern day Clintons.

All politicians are:

Liars

Crooks

Traitors

Now get over it.  And quit voting, period.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:51 | 6290011 buzzsaw99
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HEY SCHAEUBLE, you say that now as a joke but the joke is on you because nobody was stupid enough to lend puerto rico 350B euros. hahahahahahaha!!!

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:51 | 6290014 roadhazard
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lol... my laff of the morning.

 

 

 

 

when do they sign the agreement.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:51 | 6290018 Pliskin
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Pliskin proposes a trade: China takes Greece, and Russia takes Germany.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:10 | 6290145 buzzsaw99
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hell i'd trade germany for kamchatka

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 10:54 | 6290028 shovelhead
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I'd go with the Greeks.

It'd cost more but they have a whole island dedicated to girl on girl action and better food.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:09 | 6290086 M.B. Drapier
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It seems the German government is really getting into the New Kaiserreich thing: now they're looking for Germany's new place in the sun! Attention Willambanzai7... ;)

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:02 | 6290089 mastersnark
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Any American against this trade has either never been to PR or has never had one live next to them.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:11 | 6290152 Bankster Kibble
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A straight swap of Puerto Rico debt for Greek debt?  No way.  PR owes less and we'd have to guarantee hundreds of billions more for Greece.  Let the Germans keep that debt and try to collect, if possible.

Blood from a stone . . .

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:30 | 6290255 Caleb Abell
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"Let the Germans keep that debt and try to collect, if possible."

 

The keywords were "if possible."  The huns are good at starting conflicts, but the conflicts always end with the germans on their knees weeping like little girls.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:04 | 6290097 mojojojo
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https://goo.gl/AgTCFE -  Bernie Sanders isn't going to save America, for that matter, neither is Rand, but I'd take Rand's medicine over Bernie's. I'm getting my blog some exposure, please don't fret if you have seen this

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:10 | 6290142 Smegley Wanxalot
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And with that one statement Schäuble says "FUCK THE USA" with a dagger to barack oblowhard's bullshit.

Schäuble is spot on.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:11 | 6290150 Deflationist
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His message: Shut up preaching - you Anglo Saxon fuckers.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:47 | 6290598 silverer
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Excuse me, that's "Bunglo Saxon".

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:13 | 6290166 Die Weiße Rose
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where is Varoufakis when Greece needs his chaos theory plan ?

or can Tsipras manage to ruin the Greek economy on his own ?

what sort of collectivist Game Theory Plan will he use to seduce North Korea this time ?

North Korea is shivering with anticipation, because if this fails again

all the usual suspects including Tsipras will all be summarily executed !

your Supreme Leader:

Kim Jong of the UN


Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:14 | 6290175 BoPeople
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I heard he made a similar offer to Putin, Greece for the Crimea ... and to Secretary Xi, Greece for Macao.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:17 | 6290188 Omega_Man
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There should be a north euro and a south euro so that Germany is higher currency and stop leaching off the PIIGS to get a trade advantage. 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:18 | 6290194 HandyCrapper
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Puerto Rico looks like K & A in North Philly except with an Ocean. I'll take Greece for the win.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:24 | 6290214 Meremortal
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Never trade 4 million deadbeats for 11 million.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:26 | 6290232 Panic Mode
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That goes to show, Germany only offers shit deals. No wonder Greece is like this now.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:31 | 6290243 Element
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No WAY!!

hahaha!  That is absolutely hilarious!

"Granted, this is a joke, but still:"

bugger

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:29 | 6290245 Free_Spirit
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Despite everything unfair which has happened to Greece, it does show very little willingness to undertake those reforms which are essential for it to become a viable economy.  

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:31 | 6290262 Joe Tierney
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Welcome to Puerto Greeko!

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:33 | 6290273 jmc8888
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It may be a joke...

But some should ask... what is the thinking derived from to come up with a joke like that?

 

Oh that's right... it comes from an asshat who likes lording over countries and territories and believes in some way they have the power and the right to make such determinations as swapping them.

The German mentality is that of ownership over Greece.

...and doing so right after the Greeks made it resoundingly known that they don't want his lordship.

The rest of the EU countries should take note... I'm sure he could be put in a position where he wants lord over the rest of the EU countries.

Glass-Steagall their asses.

 

 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:38 | 6290299 Element
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I'm reading it as mutual poisoning of relations, to make sure the grexit occurs.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:33 | 6290275 Surveyor4Pres
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Leave it up to a politician to give and take nations at will,

regardless of the feelings of those who populate said nations.

It's far past time that we stand up and fight against the NWO/Globalist elites who seek only power, money, and control

over the peoples of each nation.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:35 | 6290281 JR
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 SCHAEUBLE: OFFERED LEW TO TAKE PUERTO RICO IF US TAKES GREECE

The key to the whole tragicomedy is Goldman Sachs. Jack Lew is Goldman Sachs, the Bundesbank is Goldman Sachs and Wolfgang Schaeuble quarterbacks for Goldman Sachs.

Schaeuble’s remark is “funny” but tragic in that underneath lies the truth and the power; these are the rulers, the bankers with the Bundesbank competently representing its owner, Goldman Sachs. And the two jokers, Schaeuble and Lew, have the power to bring down nations: cases in point, Greece and Ukraine.

It was just last month that George Soros assured President Poroshenko that his takeover of Ukraine could be helped by the Fed because his “first priority must be to regain control of financial markets’ -

Soros adding: “I am ready to call Jack Lew of the US Treasury to sound him out about the swap agreement.” (Zero Hedge, “Hacked Emails Expose George Soros as Ukraine Puppet-Master,” 06-02-2015)

Goldman Sachs (the NY Federal Reserve Bank) has taken over.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-01/hacked-emails-expose-george-soros-ukraine-puppet-master

NOTE: When the big banks were knee deep in the housing crisis profiting from every move, Jack Lew was at the center of this activity, profiting and making decisions.

Glenn Greenwald had the facts in 2012 on Lew: here is a quote:

“In 2010, Lew became head of the Office of Management and Budget when Peter Orszag left and then, a couple months later, accepted a multi-million dollar position as a high-level Citigroup official. Lew has spent many years in various government positions, but he has his own substantial ties to Citigroup. Here is what Lew was doing in 2008 at the time the financial crisis exploded, as detailed by an excellent Huffington Post report from last year: [Lew] oversaw a Citigroup unit that profited off the housing collapse and financial crisis by investing in a hedge fund king who correctly predicted the eventual subprime meltdown and now finds himself involved in the center of the U.S. government’s fraud case against Goldman Sachs."  

And we all know how that turned out.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:51 | 6290616 Amy G. Dala
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You mean Lew didn't include this in his curriculum vitae?  Maybe if he had, the Treasury Sec job probably would have went to Jon Corzine.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 14:44 | 6291300 Berspankme
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surprised Putin hasn't found Soros and launched an ICBM up his ass

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 15:41 | 6291631 Bankster Kibble
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Nahhh, Putin doesn't have to.  Soros is self-destructing because he invested heavily in Ukraine bonds.  That's why he is crying to US Congress to pour more money down that bottomless pit.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 15:01 | 6291392 The Delicate Genius
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Obama named 3 Jews in a row to head the OMB, as he also appointed Jews to head the Fed, Treasury, Commerce,

the National Economic Council
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_National_Economic_Council

council of economic advisors
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_of_Economic_Advisers

importantly for trade agreements - office of the US Trade Rep

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_the_United_States_Trade_Represen...

and on and on and on...

But...

VALERIE JARRETT PROVES HE IS A SECRET MUSLIM BENT ON DESTROYING ISRAEL.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 11:44 | 6290326 I Write Code
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And Mexico will take California and China will take the Spratly Islands and ISIS will take Iraq and Japan will take Manchuria and Russia will take Poland, have a nice day.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:22 | 6290485 divedivedive
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Or - perhaps move the Israelis to Greece and the Greeks to Israel.That puts some space between Israel and Palestine. Israel knows how to make money. The Greeks can inherit the US Aid currently going to Israel. Everybody wins.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:32 | 6290524 SmittyinLA
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Many a truth be told in gest, The Germans own a shitload of Puerto Rican debt, Venezuelan debt, Brazilian debt, and Mexican debt all bad, they were investing for "political purposes", not an actual return on investment. 

BTW remember City of Bell CA? They own a tens of millions of that mess too along with a whole lot of other CA's "diverse immigrant cities" that have no revenues other than welfare. 

Seems like the German govt made a conscious decision to invest it's worker's surplus earnings in global mass immigration and those Socialist entities friendly to it. http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/02/24/usa-municipals-bell-idUSL1N0VY...

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:34 | 6290532 divedivedive
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Exactly WHICH Mexican debt is bad ?

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:46 | 6290586 silverer
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Those guys without the badges.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:32 | 6290527 victorher
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Thank God one european politician dares to say to Obama "stop interfering in Europe business, take care of your home". 

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:45 | 6290575 silverer
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@ victorher:  Hey, wait a minute!  Let's fix the US first before we start dumping money into Kenya!

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:43 | 6290565 silverer
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Schaeuble might be a little late to the table.  Greece may go to Russia.  But that's OK, you can have Puerto Rico anyway.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 12:53 | 6290632 J Mahoney
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With Greece comes a lot of international shipping business which could be forced into dollar denominated trade--Petrodollar exists, Create Shitdollar--ooops, I meant Shipdollar--- Added way for Lew/Yellen to combat the "BRICBANK"

Greece bailout would mean a Nato/US air and sea base comes along with the deal. This would be beneficial considering an ever increasing "contrary islamic Turkey", and close in proximity to Syria, Libya, Ukraine. Any fly-overs to Iran would only need deals --or---we dont give a shit from Syria Isreal Iraq. It also kind of "locks up" the Black Sea". Greece has a lot to offer the highest bidder and that is what is probably going on behind all the poker faces and lies in the media.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 14:00 | 6290957 Yen Cross
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  Someone need to give Schaeuble one of those WWI German infantry helmuts with the spike on top, for him to wear during his pressers.

Thu, 07/09/2015 - 18:59 | 6292508 Bemused Observer
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A Bismarck helmet...go ahead Schauble, try it on...oh yes, it's YOOOUUU! Now crack your heels together and goose-step on out there, your fans are waiting!

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