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my best guess is that yellen closed the markets, made some phone calls, and pledged liquidity to the chinese, who already hold UST collateral. no brainer. then she called angela, and said spread the good news greece is fixed. fake it angela... the following morning, after the shorts were all over the market the night before, she called her trading desk and said we're all in, call our friends and give them the good news. the market rallied, everyone took profits or got our of positions, which brought the market back to where it started. at that point the shorts feel pretty brave, and they probably went into this hard at the close, and now tomorrow, well we hammer them good. whenever the shorts stick their dick in the sausage grinder, we cut it off.
If Soros isn't ever going to die, I wish he would get some plastic surgery done to his face. He looks like a weathered old Russian babushka lady.
Chinese regulator at least knows, where to collect the moeny.
Not only from the smal investors, like NYSE
Put "George" in a van in midde of Chinese square full of pissed shorters
.
Bloody hell.
Only one way bet allowed.....
Who cares if Soros was shorting market? Drag him to China to make an example of greed punished by the People.
Looks like the Chinese warnings worked, no banker will place money above his kidneys or life. Nice to know they do have some principles.
Picture itself is great, but have no meaning. Because it was never proved Soros was really in trade and also later was in fact proven it was most likely chinese own rich(thanks to the government scare tactics that could only affect them not rest of the world), the pic. relate to an event that never occurred. I would prefer to see art criticizing china government as they deserve it rather than painting "people`s" as some sort of "freedom fighters" against nonexistent threat.
You need to sign up for Parody 101
Well I already did, thats why am here. ^_`
George?.......
NO!
IT IS I, JORGE RAUL SOROS-BUSH-WALKER-HISTER 44, MASTER OF EASTERN EUROPE (AND CUBA)!
For brevity, you can call me 'Jamie'.
Pleased to meet you.
Don't you know my name?
<S>?
Are you a man of wealth and taste?
Did you ride a tank and hold a general's rank?
"George?"
No, George doing his best fake Chinese broken English...
RED HULK SMASH
if ZHers can demonize Soros for practically everything (such as causing and prolonging the Ukraine false flag), isn't it a little hypocritical to mock the Chinese for taking the same position and seeing the same thing in their market
I see what you're saying and you have a point. What they could have done is put a bounty on Soros' head and been clear they are referring to people like him with this arrest business. He has a habit of taking it to a whole 'nother level of scumbagness.
"What they could have done is put a bounty on Soros' head"
I disagree. If you want something done right, do it yourself...
If he comes on my property I'll set my dogs on him.
China has advanced from the era of the Red Guards to a point in capitalism where short sellers are now targeted.....it is really simply quite amazing that this has happened over only a couple of decades.
Yet another case of them reverse-engineering American technology.
Reeducation camps for the short traders comrades,
ho helm 15?
Awesome WB!
The whole thing has had me. literally, laughing out loud at times during the day today. As is said: You can't make this shit up! For some reason in today's "markets" the actions by the Peoples' Republic don't seem all that odd in some strange way.
Party on!
Bill Gross was advising independants to short china 3 months ago. But did not take that position in his offical capacity running his funds.
Today the MSM was calling him a hippocrit, and the sheep were all probably bobbleheading and joining the dog pile. WB7, however, bringing the truth in art.
You see in china, if a banker threatened tanks on the streets, they would roll the tanks. But if that banker was found to have violated the rules himself, he'd also be downrange.
You see ... they execute rule breakers in china no matter how lowly or elite, no mater if the rules are legit or not. In the USA, our financial criminals are given university professorships, law partnerships, TV pundit pulpits, 501c3 tax boondolges like soros, etc. etc. etc.
No you definitely cannot make this shit up. Who needs comic books!
This shit is being made up for us.
Chairman Mao approved......