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"Greece Doesn't Matter" - Dow Unchanged On Week After 2200 Points Of Turmoil

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The Dow has whipsawed over 2200 points this week... behold the price stability...

 

 

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Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:11 | 6294480 One And Only
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Bitcoin up 26% this month.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:20 | 6294512 firstdivision
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You sound like a Chinese housewife.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:23 | 6294529 This is it
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(Chinese accent) "Bee a mann!"

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:25 | 6294541 Arnold
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I'll take two bananas and a peach.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:28 | 6294557 J S Bach
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The zig-zag of unbridled greed in one chart.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:44 | 6294955 Bush Baby
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Looks like a lot BTFD'ers have lost some change this week

 

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:32 | 6295217 Crash Overide
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Would like to know more about the JPM programmers and the algorithm people whisper about but they keep falling off building or getting in car accidents.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:21 | 6294517 VinceFostersGhost
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Bitcoin up

 

Any word on Beanie Babies?

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:36 | 6294603 mayhem_korner
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"Bitcoin up 26% this month" is most like:

A.  "Cubs have won 3 in a row"

B.  "I'm up 26% today playing slots"

C.  "It's gonna be the best party ever.  We've got a keg of Zima."

D.  All of the above.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 11:32 | 6295473 OrangeJews
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Lost my shit at C!

 

Physical Bitchezz!!!

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:12 | 6294488 mayhem_korner
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Great chart.  Saves me a trip to Teton National Park.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:16 | 6294501 disabledvet
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Zero Hedge

GOING OVER TO THE DARK SIDE!

BRING IT ON FUCKERS!

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:23 | 6294527 VinceFostersGhost
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Print a trillion dollars and the market goes up....who wudda thought?

 

What could possibly go wrong?

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:17 | 6294505 diogenes23
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I would like a penny for everyone of those trades~

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:23 | 6294532 SloMoe
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I'm sure you meant to say a penny for everyone of those spoofed bids...

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:22 | 6294523 bnbdnb
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Unchanged....until eod today.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:22 | 6294524 FranSix
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The Dow rallied and broke a number of times before the '29 crash.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:22 | 6294526 Jacksons Ghost
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How much fiat was conjured up in China and the USA to get us back to even? Billions?

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:30 | 6294571 Mr. Magoo
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Billions is chump change it probably took Trillions and next will be quadrillions its all about 0,s and 1,s

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:47 | 6294614 Arnold
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I lost 17 Greece s this week.

If anybody finds them, pick them up and circular file them for me.

Thanks.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:40 | 6294615 mayhem_korner
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No need to bring up numbers that have less than four commas.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:29 | 6294558 christiangustafson
Fri, 07/10/2015 - 11:04 | 6295348 Consuelo
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I don't know much about triangles, but my 'gut' tells me the surreal idiocy of U.S. markets has yet to zenith.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:28 | 6294562 Arnold
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I'm glad that Sino margin calls and controls, and Euro stew were priced in already.

Tylers would have to need a bigger chart.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:38 | 6294612 MickV
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CDS can never be allowed to trigger.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:44 | 6294642 VinceFostersGhost
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I perceive you to be a prophet sir.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:54 | 6294698 RSDallas
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Never say Never sir.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:04 | 6294748 VinceFostersGhost
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So how many did you buy?

 

You can tell us....we won't make fun of you.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 08:53 | 6294692 RSDallas
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Watch for the rise of the day trading classes!  

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:13 | 6295101 Seal
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This is a democratic way of making selling illegal. 

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:52 | 6295309 Element
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Efficient markets!

Price discovery in action!

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 11:54 | 6295548 UggSmash
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These "price discoverers" have an awful lot of self doubt lately. :P

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