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nuff said
What difference does it make?
At this juncture, none.
Q: How many state department aid is require to change Sec of State Clinton incandescent bulb?
A: None, Clinton is use own personal service for changing, but is send bill to taxpayer.
Comic could be more informative and concentrate on way more interesting Clinton disinformation, also Ramirez isn't being very novel in his use of Pinocchio, so here's today's more insightful and novel Dinosaur Comic which I think is more useful to people generally. If we're just going to be reading whatever [Ramirez] comics happen to float by as we circle the bowl it think these dinosaurs may be more a more efficient usage of time. http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2859.png Spoiler: Today's is about PhD's and comics!
WTF? Three out of 10 people have little or no sense of humor.
It was funny because it was tragic and true at the same time.
It was funny because her political career may be un-killable.
It was funny because of all the really creepy things the Clintons did ( arkancide.com ), they were NEVER really convicted of anything.
Liar Economics...
http://galeinnes.blogspot.com/2015/07/economics-for-serfs.html
Who would like to see a female psychopath become the next President of the United States of America?
The sad reality is there is scarcely any difference betwixt a Democrat cvnt and an establishment Republitard jackarse that may well be the respective nominees of each party. Some choice.
FUBAR.
So ...
Exactly what is your point?
If there is no difference, what are we supposed to do with your brilliant insight? Set our hair on fire, run in circles, and yell "NOTHING MATTERS! NOTHING MATTERS!".
If nothing matters, why does your opinion matter?
"Exactly what is your point?" - thebigunit
My point, which I thought was patently obvious, is that I don't expect there to be much substantive political difference between who I believe the GOP and the Democratic Party will each nominate as their respective candidate for POTUS.
"If there is no difference, what are we supposed to do with your brilliant insight? Set our hair on fire, run in circles, and yell "NOTHING MATTERS! NOTHING MATTERS!"." - thebigunit
I did not advise anyone to take any particular course of action based upon my observation. However, you are welcome to set what hair you have on fire and run in circles if you like. If you do, kindly post it on YouTube. Fight Club members here could use some levity in these trying times.
"If nothing matters, why does your opinion matter?" - thebigunit
This is a lame attempt at a strawman. I didn't say that "nothing matters". I said I don't expect there to be much substantive political difference between who I believe the GOP and the Democratic Party will each nominate as their respective candidate for POTUS. People are free to vote for one of them, vote for any other third-party candidate that might be on their particular ballot, offer a write-in vote, or not vote at all. You are free to set what hair you have on fire and run in circles if you like. If you do, kindly post it on YouTube. Fight Club members here could use some levity in these trying times.
Ciao!
The world of self-delusion this "poor" woman must live in...
The difference is that her Lezbo friends like what she can do with her New & Improved nose -- that knows where it goes.
When will she finally Come Out?
We were on the same wave length. Check my post below.
'I only used one device' .....hmmm....I am guessing she has used and is using a wide variety of devices. Oooohhhh! Sorry, you were talking about computers!
Computers? So 2005. All about the tablet now.
...and there's an app for that. Under notification settings > vibrate = on.
And yet 47% of the people will vote for her. What does this say about how effective the left has been regarding destroying the values that used to make our country strong? Entitled deniars in wont of a handout are willing to be part of a lie as long as it benefits them...lies are temporal as the former USSR found our and as Greece is finding out right now.
Breakdown of "in the bag" 47%;
10%; Free shit army who r told who to vote for in order to get "stuff"
10%; Lezbo community and lezbo wannabe's
15%; Women who think it's totally cool to have woman prez
10%; Status Quo shitheads who want to keep things humming as they are
2%; Voter Fraud in the inna cities
some kinda co'inkydink bruthah, it be like fo'tee sevan pa'cent o' d'peepses don' pay no taxus eedah...
Beware the "populist" candidate Sanders. Yeah, everybody is supposed to either snicker or just plain look the other way, but he has a funny way of saying what the majority of Americans actually want to hear (since most know the truth) . . . and he is the only "major party" candidate who is daring to break all those rules. The only one by far.
http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2015/07/gaius-publius-the-clinton-campaig...
she ca' even be po'...long as she do it wid fo' on d'flo'...
When she does that I'd like to know what happens to that large entourage of feminist lesbians that continually follow her around...
Progressive white female hypocrital Privilege
Huma: Lie to me Hillary, lie to me more. Unhhh!
She is a wicked evil human. How anyone can see any good in her is beyond me.
Other wicked evil humans (or semi-humans) relate to her and want her to represent them.
Huma? She fucking married Weiner in a total show marriage...these people are sociopathic and only have one goal and will do anything to achieve it.
If ya don't Tweet yer meat, ya can't have any puddin'
People either love her or hate her, there's no inbetween.
Last thing we need is another devisive president.
I agree. Clearly you and I are not in "the club".
There are not many in the Uber polical club, and they do not like interlopers.
Which is why contrary to other posts it does matter what happens. Not that anything good will come from any of her opponents but you can be sure the maximum amount of badness will result from that witch getting anywhere near the levers of power. Fuck Hillary
Hey pal...my wife's a witch and she ain't no lying Hillary.
well, then, fuck your wife....
Components of the joke failed. Joke redacted.
I know. Never underestimate the power of Talmudvision to engender group think.
_"How anyone can see any good in her is beyond me."
She's a media construct for a mediated culture.
Both the subject and the subjective .... have been ... televised
"Human" is going a little too far.
Although that continuously growing nose could produce an endless supply of firewood.
Lie to me baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3KnCL0S_Ws
Ramirez is paid by the same people who want Hitlery to be president the most...psyop/divide and conquer/obfuscate
Every night Huma sits on Hillary's face and screams....LIE TO ME BITCH......LIIIiieeee TO ME !!! NOW TELL THE TRUTH......NOW LIE TO ME......FASTER !!!!
it doesn't matter. it's a womyn's (sic) turn!
And after that a homosexual, then Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
I call dibs on a cabinet position.
Some would say she fits multiple demographic categories...it's straight to Camacho after her.
Exactly, we had our great mulato prez who brought the races together, now the next rep of the Protected Victims (PV) society will be a (kind of) woman. Since she will also rep for the lezbo group, in 8 years we will have our first Transgender president because that would be "so awesome". Caitlyn are you ready? This country is so laughable I can't take anything seriously except the protection of family.
why not? The recent batch of white and mostly-white men in the job haven't exactly done wonders.
I think we should just skip to the logical conclusion of this "who's turn is it" mentality. I say we skip the first woman President, the first outed homosexual, the first transgender, the first polygamous Mormon (hello first ladies) and go straight to the end of the list. I propose we search out the perfect Down's Syndrome President.
Picture the debates. Heartwarming. Game changing. Other candidates would not dare treat him unkindly. News organizations would not dare pose a hard question or write an unfavorable review. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?! Aww, he thinks there are 57 states! Someone change the flag!
And once elected, even other countries would treat us with the utmost care and patience. Because after all, what a beautiful and enlightened people we must be to elect our Down's Syndrome President. Plus, the first thing he does when you make him angry is throws the Red Phone across the floor, and threatens to send "all the fucking nukes".
That's demographic politics that I can really get behind.
Now THAT'S scary. Your logic is perfect and yet the premise is insane. Good job.
Fuck Hillary.
Not even with yours!!!
Duck, Hillary!!!
If Hillary speaks the truth, it is only by mistake.
If you are not a lying, murdering psychopath, you are not qualified to run for President in the land of the free
Yup, the female Frank Underwood!
If you're wife, girlfriend,..etc is going to vote for her because she's a woman -
Tie her to the bed on election day...because she's a woman.
Ain't you cute, you think voting matters.
It's one of the thing I tell myself at night so I can relax and fall asleep.
Sorry.
I'm over it.
You're dead sexy when you talk that way.
;-)
3 women in my family
72 year old mom - Hillary too old to be first woman Prez
47 year old Security mom sister nuff said
45 year old Girlfriend - feminist who thinks Hillary only got where she is by letting Bill make a fool of her via Blowinsky
Me? I want a bumpersticker saying Vote for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife
All smart women there. That girlfriend? She's a keeper.
I'd have much more respect for Hill if she had divorced Bill. Few would have held it against her. The way she did it, we are clear about her status as a sell out.
Take the PCL-R for Killary and see how much of a psycopath she is.
The Psychopath Test
http://vistriai.com/psychopathtest/
Here is Hare's 20 question PCL-R.
http://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=hare-pclr_2
Hillary gets a perfect score on the psychopath test:
Hillary Clinton on Gaddafi: We came, we saw, he diedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgcd1ghag5Y
You are 100% right, it's just how many of the questions hits so high on that is amazing.
1.
GLIB AND SUPERFICIAL CHARM
2.
GRANDIOSE ESTIMATION OF SELF
4.
PATHOLOGICAL LYING
5.
CUNNING AND MANIPULATIVENESS
6.
LACK OF REMORSE OR GUILT
7.
SHALLOW EFFECT (SUPERFICIAL EMOTIONAL RESPONSIVENESS)
8.
CALLOUSNESS AND LACK OF EMPATHY
9.
PARASITIC LIFESTYLE
14.
IMPULSIVITY
15.
IRRESPONSIBILITY
16.
FAILURE TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILTY FOR OWN ACTIONS
20.
CRIMINAL VERSATILITY
Great, except that describes most of the people I have worked for in the last 30 years. Elections and hierarchical organizations seem to filter out all but those who will do anything to get ahead.
She could just as easily have said, "He died, we saw, we came."
Missing from most psychopath discussion is how much their activities really, really get them off.
Interesting take...
very
Gaddafi was taking Libya out of backwoods bedouin times when Hillary was eating out Yoko Ono's sushi pocket in college. He kept the terrorists down and out. And now in large part because of this deranged cunt blob, Libya is worse off than it ever was, even pre-Gaddafi.
Now she wants to be President? She should be stomped to death under a herd of black guys stampeding off stage on an episode of Maury Povich when he's doing surprise paternity tests.
Billary would be off the Richter scale on this test.....OTOH, I took the test & didn't make the cut.
Guess I'm just another 99%er (i.e., loser)....
Yeah, fuck Hillary. Thats all I got. She sucks.
i thought it was time for a female homosexual..........but wait.
This one is funny.... Well it was funny but couldn't figure how to post the jpg and make it work.
Sorry
Bernie--Bernie--Bernie!!!!
hillary..........excellent choice, promotes abstinance. even rabbits couldn't screw after seeing her picture.
It's all about controling the message... even if you have to lie
no kidding, if your about to lose it when your having sex. think of hillary. works better than blue lights, the wicked witch of the west, or anything else. in fact, you might have to stop completely for a week.
Blue lights? Please explain.
if you want to stop yourself from exploding, to slow things down think of driving in your car at night after a few drinks and a cop pulling you over
ps if you start seeing fireworks and tinkerbell touching her wand and making" the world is a paradise of color" please post her phone number. lol
How about her declaration to,"Get those responsible"?
Overheard at the office, in all seriousness, by a recent female graduate - "...I don't care as long as we have a uterus in Office!"
Abandon all hope ye who enter...
I think Hilary has a cock and it ain't Bill's
I apologize on behalf of my gender. There are some cool women out there who could do this. This lying, lawyer, larsonist, is not the one.
I am disgusted by the idiotic thinking, not the gender. Both sexes are more than capable of completely irrational thought processes.
Thank you for that. I wish the mainstream media could compute that.
Hell, compared to Billary, Carly Fiorina is a regular George Washington. Oh, wait, wrong party.
Actually, I'd be interested in seeing a Trump vs Fiorina debate.
It's the wild west out there, ain't it?
They need to dig up the dead bodies and link 'em to Hillary. I know it does not matter which puppet is in there, but some puppets are more insulting to our intelligence than others. Hillary as the first woman (just like many see Barack as the first so called "black man") is a real disappointment. She does not represent "woman" well.
UOTUS
I thought it was her ass that got bigger when she lies. The evidence speaks for itself.
naah, nobody could lie that much, hahahhahahahhahahhaah
I don't, unfortunately, see how she loses.
TPP
Heart attack?
I never thought Trump would be my first choice.
......CUNT BITCH!
Hillary does'nt even expect to win. She's' just collecting/embezzeling the campaign contributions to the end. Remember when she ran last? Would never go away even after it was pointless and 2-3 months after she ran out of funds. Then claimed she went bankrupt running the campaign and never paid anyone where she run up the bill. So If you own a Bar-B-Que joint, and her tour bus and staff show up, QUICK, lock the freaking door and put the "we are closed" sign up, you will never be paid and they will graze like hogs..
The list of lies in this cartoon could and should be a lot longer. But keep in mind, Hillary's supporters support her BECAUSE she is a liar.
today's politicians can practice the strategy
of being so corrupt and hypocritical in the open
as it is just too depressing and soul crushing
to contemplate the multitude of instances of
treasonous behavior. you can talk about it but
no one even cares to actually hear it. all we can
remember is the hand wave, the big smile and off
they go to the chopper.
the democratic party actually supports hillary,
what are they thinking?
and the republican party supports jeb and donald?
.
we need brand new political parties in the us
of amurca.
I did not have sex with that subpoena!
On second thought...maybe Vincent Foster DID shoot himself.
Hillary
all that she can be:
http://www.counterpunch.org/?s=hillary
She's short, squatty all ass and no body. Every time I see her on tv she reminds me more and more of a Tele-Tubby.
hillary the hut
I don't think I can bear any more reminders of how far gone the Federalized States of America has become. This individual in particular couldn't be a more iconic, repugnant and disturbing example of the death of Good Conscience and Reason and the Republic for which it stands. BURP!
I would say the nose should be quite a bit longer than that...
No, really! turning $1000 in cattle futures into $100,000 is easy. Trust me!
The Rose Law firm files just showed up, shazaam!
Anybody that thinks she should be elected, gives to her campaign or supports her in anyway is aiding and abetting a criminal.
And no Jeb Bush parodies to be seen anywhere...
Thats because he' s a joke already....
No Jeb bashing on ZH is allowed by Tylers.
Typical. When confronted with facts and evidence of Clinton felonies the average DNC voter immediately screams " there's a Bush over there". Never once failing to recognize their indifference to the crimes of the Clinton's makes their cries of Bush meaningless. The Clinton voter only cares about their pocket book, in other words transfer payments from fellow citizens taxes, and would applaud Bill Clinton raping their underage daughters while telling everyone that a Bush did it. Fucking scum, nothing but fucking scum.
Obozo's nose is still longer.
And I took foreign money ... only to help the less forutnate, like Bill and Chelsea, because we were "broke" whe we left the White House (where only Monica served Bill; Chelsea could only earn some $660,000 for part time work eith NBC, and had to marry a poor Hedge Fund dude to make ends 'meat')!
We had to start the Clinton Foundation because we had to, otherwise we would have no money - since I don't know what real work is, and my husband was disbarred and could not practice law)!
And yeah, I had plans to be a GRAND Mother*!
sillary
It's all a right wing attack on me and my jefferson
I'm going to be the first female potus in the ussa
for hell or ben gooz eeee
barry
who said i'm leaving
this is not your father's socialism
On an insignificant bright note, that fat, completely unqualified political appointee Katherine Archuleta, director of the federal Office of Personnel Management, submitted her resignation to President Barack Obama on Friday morning, the White House said.
Obama .... is a completely unqualified .... politcal appointee !
Ram it to her .... Ramirez !
she has more $$$ than she can ever spend. what does she want now? she gets off fucking people over. imagine when she sticks her JJ in billy-boys keester. And, he likes it.
Obama dancing for history photos, accolades and now Shillery coming down the pike. I feel like I am in an Alfred Hitchcock movie.
Not human.
She is a disgrace to the word and not one of my kind.
Going to be hard to get that in the guillotine.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..
But, we'll manage.
Even your guillotine may be repulsed. What then?
Light her nose on fire.
Since she is so full of shit, the swamp gas built up inside her will cause an explosion.
Ka-CankleBOOM!
YO....MIC...BANKSTERS AND THE EVIL FUCKERS THAT ARE PROPPING UP AND PROMOTING THIS FUCKING BITCH.
FUCK
YOU
I spoke with some of my R-tard "friends" yesterday and they discovered that there is a problem. How many R-tard candidates are there now...like 15893 of them? Each one of them is drawing campaign donations. As a former Ron Paul campaign activist and retardlican party senate district treasurer I had to ask if they were stupid or just dupes. They didn't get it or pretended they didn't understand. I told them that Billary is the next president fiat accompli and that I will not donate any more money towards any of this foolish narrative. They understood the "NO DONATIONS" part at least. I upped the ante and told them that I was thinking of running as an independent just to further fuck this shitshow up in my own way for a little while. I don't think they are my "friends" anymore.
Some cowardly R-tards here tonight? Hillary IS the next president so fucking deal with it. It won't fucking matter whom you vote for because it never has. Hillary is pre-appointed. Don't you see the narrative? First black president, next is first woman president, next after that is first black woman president, next will be a gay president and so on. They might even slip a gay black female Jewish president in there if they get really creative. That way, they can say that if you don't support, forget about voting, LaGloria Blackmansteinhem that you are a homophobic racist, sexist, anti-Semite, white supremacist and are to be entirely discounted.
Hey GOP, you have already lost unless Hillary has an unfortunate accident. The sad thing is that most you don't even realize that you do not understand what I am saying. Anyone have a comment they would to make stating how I am wrong? Anyone? Step up and make a comment would ya. Are you afraid of me?
No, not afraid. Just highly nauseated contemplating your claim and am searching for any mental distraction to avoid thinking of such a horrible occurrence.
Part of me knows whether she is the POTUS or not really has no bearing on anything. This is a symptom of a deeper problem. However, the idea of that psychopathic witch achieving the highest office in the land just pisses the Hell out of me. I couldn't stand looking as her smug ugly face basking in her crowning achievement. I don't think my liver can take the drinking.
Miffed
Good Lord you are an ignorant loser...
Has this become the HuffPost? Why not think up otHer cute names that have been used a thousand times?
A vast right wing conspiracy.
Please to be explaining, anyone: the widespread position here (and elsewher, in smaller concentrations) is that voting doesn't matter (I believe it does, just not in any positive). So if that's true, we does everyone get so het up about who's running for what and who wins? It's apparently completely beyond our power, sans armed insurrection, so why torture ourselves about it? Maybe Zero Hedge need to include a copy of the Serenity Prayer in their masthead.
On a related note, they are all angling to be President, not Fuerher (for now). Obama is a useless corporate muppet, but there's no way he achieves the level of damage he did if the 'opposition' weren't, in fact, a shower of gutless bastards beholden to the exact same interests.
What I'm saying, in sum, is it does all, at this point, actually matter fuck all.
"I didnt kill our ally Khadafi"
"I didn't Kill Ambassador Stevens"
"I didn't kill vince Foster"
"I'm not a lesbian"
"Chelsea is Bill's and my daughter"
"I didnt kill our ally Khadafi"
"I didn't Kill Ambassador Stevens"
"I didn't kill vince Foster"
"I'm not a lesbian"
"Chelsea is Bill's and my daughter"
IwannbeeTheNextUSprezAsFastPossibleBecuzIhavePromisedMyHubbyThatIwontDivorceHimFor
ThatCockSuckingThingyByNubileWhiteHouseInternsInThreesomes
ThisAlsoShowsMyGreatnessToTheAmericanPublicHowForgivingIam.
AndDontWorryIfAnAmericanAmbassadorDiedWeWillAlwaysgetAnotherOneHaha.
Therefore vote for me becuz I am a totally American with American Values.
(Then I will ask donation from the whole world in order to keep me and my generations forever in power , those who refuse will face shock & awe)
How awsome I am?