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Varoufakis Will Be Absent From Parliament Today, Detained Due To "Family Reasons"

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Following Varoufakis' resignation as Greek finmin on Monday, the first official casualty of the Greferendum which in retrospect was completely irrelevant, he has been put in a tough position of still having to be physically present in parliament of which he remains a member. But not today: moments ago Yanis tweeted that he will not be present to cast the critical vote supporting Syriza's backtracked proposal, as he will be detained for "family reasons." 

Nonetheless, he also tweets that he fully supports the new FinMin Tsakalotos' "in the fight he is going to put at the Eurogroup." Unclear which fight he is referring to since Greece has backtracked to a position from before the referendum, but whatever.

His tweets:

 

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Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:44 | 6294954 lolmao500
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Too busy playing Half-Life 3

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:48 | 6294975 PartysOver
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That or being an unproductive beer drinking leach on the Greek society.  With other peoples money.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:50 | 6294994 TeamDepends
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The family gryphon got into the baklava jar and puked all over everything. Wish I could be there.
-V

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:53 | 6295010 Headbanger
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Poor man

His hot wife won't get off his face..

 

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:58 | 6295041 y3maxx
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He will come to the rescue on eve of Grexit.

Definately playing his cards correctly.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:25 | 6295173 MillionDollarBonus_
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You can see how Varoufakis' compassionate socialist views must have developed. Sipping a cool drink on a hot day with a decent wage and generous leave provided by the state, allows people to develop mental clarity and think about they'd like to structure the world. I'm sure that the young Varoufakis had many discussions about the problems in Greece on those long hot days, and this ultimately formed his views and shaped his legacy. If there's one thing academia and state institutions recognize, it's that people need time to relax in order to think and perform and their best.  

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:44 | 6295275 BullyBearish
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Simple...if he goes, if he votes NO, his "family" dies...

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 12:38 | 6295760 Manthong
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MDB.. you are so off base.

More likely it’s the time he might have spent out in the wide fields outside of UT Austin with a Dragunov that could give him a calm perspective.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:16 | 6295129 Kirk2NCC1701
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Whatever he Tweeted... It's all Greek to me.

Uhura!

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:45 | 6294960 astoriajoe
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I hope he actually used the question marks that I'm seeing in the tweet, instead of the greek or whatever. Would be a better statement.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:50 | 6294988 maskone909
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fucking hilarious i felt same

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:46 | 6294963 tmosley
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Wow, that is the worst online translation I think I have ever seen.  Good job Twitter.

Guess we have a Greek Tyler now.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:46 | 6294966 RealityCheque
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All so fucking predictable...

Still waiting for the last minute double-cross, but somehow I doubt its coming. Well, we can always look forward to next weeks terminal bank run once people regain access to their accounts.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:49 | 6294987 disabledvet
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The Germans still might come through here.

I hope I am wrong in my line of thinking here.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:47 | 6294970 disabledvet
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This guy is a fucking HERO in my book.

WELL PLAYED!

V FOR VICTORY!

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:56 | 6295030 HonkyShogun
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That figures. He really didn't do shit.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:12 | 6295100 disabledvet
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Always with the Negative Waves!

Always with the Negative Waves!

Why is everyone so bitter here now?

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:19 | 6295146 tmosley
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It is only the best leaders that do nothing. People with guns doing nothing (including not enforcing state monopolies on issuance of currency) is what allows economies to flourish.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:40 | 6295258 HonkyShogun
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So you would argue that Greece's economy is beginning to flourish now? Or just talking out your ass?

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 11:26 | 6295452 skepsis101
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hey honky, I call bullshit!!!!   He brought along and galvanized Greek public opinion so that even his boss was dismayed.  He is a natural leader and I hope he has another shot at getting the Greek people to pull the plug on the Euro.  First one's out will be the heroes and recover best and first (if USSA's modern gladio doesn't expunge him beforehand.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 12:07 | 6295608 HonkyShogun
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No, the Bankers galvinized the Greek people. All the Fakis did was make a good teleprompter speech and duck out. Sound familiar?

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:48 | 6294973 lolmao500
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Golden Dawn needs to make the government fall for their treasonous actions.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:52 | 6295003 tmosley
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Unfortunately, when they get in, and they will (them or the Communists), they will just destroy Greece further.  National Socialist "economics" simply doesn't work. 

This crisis really points out the major flaw in politics--you can't advance in that field unless you gather more power for yourself and thus the government.  As such, there is (seemingly) no capitalist party anywhere in sight.  The closest you have are conservative parties, and those are really much closer to fascist than capitalist.

At least in America we have the Libertarian Party.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 11:33 | 6295474 Herd Redirectio...
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"A government strong enough to give you everything you want, is also strong enough to take everything you have"

- Jimbo Wilson (or some other dude)

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:49 | 6294979 williambanzai7
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CHRISTINE'S BAG OF TRICKS

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:52 | 6295002 maskone909
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if she continues to smear dog shit on her face, she will be indecernable from the hand bag. and dog shit.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 11:31 | 6295471 frankly scarlet
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maskone,  correct observation on your part as her /his? hands are bone white.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:54 | 6295021 Reaper
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He was waiting for the bag man, but was put in her bag.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:10 | 6295084 MsCreant
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I guess this is how the bag lady is going to get some face.

 

Why on earth would she wear an orange scarf by her face? Blue is what she needs to balance out all that, er, naturally occurring orange in her complexion.

Trust me, she may have money, but she is clueless, or has really bad advice.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:56 | 6294993 iinthesky
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Yanis Varou-FuckThis

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:53 | 6295007 CHC
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ALL SIGNS NOW POINT TO GREECE BEING TOAST - BIG TIME!

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:54 | 6295019 NDXTrader
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Just setting himself to take out Tsipras as party leader. All of this was baked in the cake when he resigned

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:54 | 6295020 natty light
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Need to keep track what ANEL (right wing), Golden Dawn and the military up to?

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:08 | 6295033 J Jason Djfmam
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Did they threaten to kill his family if he showed up? Family reasons.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:55 | 6295024 JJdog
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he is in his underground bunker! Soon he will be watching Tsipra being hang in the middle of the square on his 50 inche LED TV. 

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 09:59 | 6295051 Peter Pan
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With an overpopulated parliament of 300 members, any absence of a parliamentarian and hopefully all 300, is a damn good thing.

As always political and personal considerations have driven the current round of negotiations/retreats and as always happens when two wolves and a sheep discuss what is for dinner.......you know what happens to the sheeple.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:00 | 6295055 M.B. Drapier
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There's a man who continues to have political ambitions in Greece, most likely ...

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:03 | 6295060 madcows
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Dude stays home, and the market is up 200 pts.

Greece is Saved!  Resolution!

Monday we'll see some china headline and the market will rise another 200.

Up UP and Away!

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:08 | 6295076 Arkadaba
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He did say he would "rather cut off his arm than accept another austerity bailout without any debt relief for Greece."

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/jul/02/yanis-varoufakis-id-rath...

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:09 | 6295082 J Jason Djfmam
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What the hell is an "austerity bailout"?

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:10 | 6295087 Hyjinx
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Don't look now but it looks like the can has been mightily kicked again:

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/11730086/Greek-deal-in-sight-as-Germany-bows-to-huge-global-pressure-for-debt-relief.html

 

Today it is official, this will NEVER end.  Markets, do your thing!

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 11:10 | 6295388 Bob
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That was some compelling kabuki that consumed us naive sheep over the past six months! 

Hard to imagine this shit wasn't plotted out from the very start--like Obola and the great Dimorat-Repugnican Victories of Bipartisonship we've seen roll out of Warshiton DC for the past 7 years.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:16 | 6295128 disabledvet
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Zero Hedgers applauding the Jackboot.

Never thought I would see the day...

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:22 | 6295165 tmosley
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Even jackboots do things right sometimes. Hitler did the right thing when he told France and Britain to go fuck themselves over the WWI debt. Of course, like Varoufakis, his economic policies were among the worst in the history of the world, requiring looting of neighboring central banks to sustain economic equilibrium, nevermind growth.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:28 | 6295195 Hohum
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What is growth?  It's thrown around like "love" and "honesty."  How is it measured?

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 10:37 | 6295246 JLM
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Varoufakis clearly has been "fired" and the PM wants to cave in.  He simply can't cut off his right hand and cave in also.  He will not vote for more debt!  He has some principles.  Good for him.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 12:05 | 6295598 angel_of_joy
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It sure looks that way. If Tsipras does indeed cave to a stupid accord which a majority voted against, his remaining career as a politician will be short and painfull. Varoufakis, on the other hand, comes out pretty clean from this entire mess, as the most principled guy. After all he preffered to resign rather than renege on his word. He's probably not interested in becoming a politician (it's suicidal to go into Greek politics, anyway), so he can claim the high moral ground for the rest of his academic career. Say what you want about his views, this time he showed character...

If Tsipras caves, he will have to answer very quickly the same question: how do you get a functional economy with no debt reduction ? Since nothing was really solved, EU will slumber ahead a few more years, until the next crisis erupts, at a time when everybody will have even higher debts and less money...

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 11:03 | 6295342 Element
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Perhaps Yanis is keeping aside so he can run for PM in the next post-grexit govt?

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 11:10 | 6295385 roisaber
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By which he means, they're threatening his family.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 11:26 | 6295446 bluskyes
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They've made him an offer he cannot refuse?

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 11:39 | 6295492 NoWayJose
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Anyone voting for the new proposal will have 39% support in the next snap election!

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 12:25 | 6295685 HenryHall
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I hope his family reasons are at the Russian embassy. Or better yet, in Ufa.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 13:08 | 6295892 riot-police
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"Pump your brakes kid... that man is a national hero". He's no longer finance minister. The message has been sent that his services are no longer required. Why not take a well deserved family day for all the S**t he has been dishing out and taking. I personally like the quys style.

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 13:48 | 6296056 cookies anyone
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soros's dick will not suck itself

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 16:16 | 6296855 talisman
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Anyone want to find out what Varoufakis is all about??

Short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3YF38exVNo

longer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY3Qxm6BoUI

 

This guy really deserves the Nobel prize for both economics and sheer guts

 

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 19:03 | 6297461 Bazza McKenzie
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The referendum was not irrelevant.  Tsipras may be ignoring it but it will have changed the social dynamic in Greece.

The referendum showed not just the politicians but the public what the actual widespread attitude is to the sort of deal being demanded by Europe.  Remember that before the vote it was claimed it would be a near thing and Yes would probably prevail.  In fact, No had a resounding victory and all the public now knows that.

So if Tsipras makes a deal similar to what the public rejected, as things continue to fall apart under that deal, there will be far more public opposition to the government than if the referendum had not occurred.

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