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18's not enough. Press pool told Pres Obama playing another 9 at Caves Valley.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) July 11, 2015
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You think he'd be good at it by now.
Since everything is at peace with the world, can't say I blame him...
He's been doing the same with bankster cock for years...
Its not like the press pool's editors haven't already been handed tomorrows copy by the CIA...
"Now watch this drive"
- at least GW had the swagger to put the fear of God into his foreign policy.
ISIS shall never raise its flag over the 18th hole, Obama vows!
FORWARD SOVIET!
Not no how
He has big plans to move up from the ladies' tees next year.
The Wookie still seems to be holding him back, though. It doesn't stop him from trying on 'ladies' tees'. In fact, Reggie Love (and all the OTHER 'Choom-boys') really thinks he looks ADORABLE in a lady's tee.
He/she even went as far as to 'rainbow out' the 'House', the other night (as a sign of his latent 'desires').
That's all right. I think he looks 'cute' as he swings his cute little ass (and that putter) just like a girl does... Valerie Jarrett trained him/her/it SO WELL...
OMFG! The President of the United States is a fucking FAGGOT WIMP SISSY-BOI who fucking LIVES on a fucking GOLF COURSE during the day, and gets PEGGED by a commie symplant Zio bitch (and the Wookie) at night, 24/7/365!
In the FUTURE, President Comacho will outlaw WATER (but legalize 'sports drinks' like Gatorade).
HOLY FUCK!
NO! This CAN'T be RIGHT!
That's like saying that the Supreme Court of the United States just wrote a law (which they can't Constitutionally do) that says that faggots are 'legally' able to (and it comes with punishment if you don't let them within the 50 States) GET MARRIED (like they could procreate or something). The 9 'people' there in the Swamplands of D.C. think that they MAY have discovered a new life-form, called (tenatively) an 'asshole baby', and they are all 'E.P.A. Green-Peacing' (or, in THIS case, 'Brown-Peacing') it...
REALITY: WHAT a CONCEPT!
As a heterosexual woman let me tell you his ass is anything but cute. He is asexual at best but to me, highly repulsive. I couldn't be in the same room with him.
Miffed
"gets PEGGED by a commie symplant Zio bitch (and the Wookie) at night, 24/7/365!"
He's not getting pegged because Michael is a dude -- something us street smart folks call a transvestite. You can see the Adam's apple, big feet, manly arms/shoulders, big hands, clothing designed to minimize masculine appearance, and a ring finger longer than its index finger -- all signs of masculinity.
We're told that Barack is an American and Michelle is a woman. And that steel framed buildings can collapse in free fall from a fire that burned for 45 minutes. And that a plane can auger into the ground and not leave a single piece of recognizable aircraft debris. That men can pass through the Van Allen belts with no sheilding in 1969. That when viewed from the moon, the earth, which is ~6 times larger than the moon, looks the same size as the moon does when viewed from earth. That deficits don't matter. That our troops are protecting our freedom. That those lines in the sky are persistent contrails. That Apple is the most valuable corporation in the world. That the TSA is protecting us from terrorists.
Is it any wonder many Americans are either on drugs, obese, crazy, or some combination thereof?
Most Americans accept what I wrote above as the truth. People with any sort of logical brain and scientific or engineering background inherently understand the falsehoods contained therein, but many of those, in their need to 'get along' deny what they know and pretend that anybody who notices teh lies must be crazy, because our mighty and benevolent government would never do anything dishonest or deliberately place Americans in harm's way.
When this shit show gets its curtain call, there's going to be one hell of a party in urban centers.
He deserves a break/vacation.
After all, destroying the nation is hard work...
Wow, what a trooper.
He better play as much while he still can
What a total loser...
At least it's a cheaper way to avoid Michelle than sending her abroad to lecture the Japanese about education. Now you kids study harder so you can make us look even worse.
you know, the guy can do less damage if he's on a golf course.
Reggie must be climbing around in his cage like a monkey.
Oh, I can only pray that a fierce lightning storm comes out of nowhere while Obungles is at the height of his backswing with a 5-iron, effectively turning it into a lightning rod, resulting in him looking like a lifeless Buckwheat.
5 iron...yeah right, that fucker probably starts hitting one of those gay "11 woods" from 120....no way that fucker can even get a 5 iron airborn.
Hahaha!! 11-wood. So true.
Or an errant drone
They will never get the stank of the wookie out of the fabric on af1 & wh.
Obama was all part of the frbny plan, Hank Paulson and Turbo Timmy's, to crash the economy and grab the cash before the great reset.
It is not a joke. It is a sad reality.
That means the Wookie has hijacked AF-1 for another taxpayer funded global shopping trip.
"Diplomatic mission"
lol Spreading the "lunch program" to developing countries.
Hard at work I see. Looking for the PGA card.
LPGA card?
Championships hosted:It hosted the inaugural International Crown in 2014, a biennial team event organized by the LPGA Tour involving four-woman teams from eight countries.
Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you really need him? A polonium pommatini for your Mr. Preezy?
He golfs like the mentally handicap fuck. Sloppy and unbearable to think of watching!!!
I won't even look at his candy-assed swing. Worse than Nixon's and that is saying something.
The alarmist- You think he'd be good at it by now.
If by good you mean gripping shafts and washing balls then he is exceptionally good. His wrist action demonstrates that emphatically.
"members are requested not to wash their balls in the hand basin."
Fucker swings a golf club like a girl. Hands on his putter the whole round. Fuck You Obama
Why do we even have laws anymore. At least prison overcrowding should be solved when he leaves office.
https://www.yahoo.com/politics/obama-to-free-dozens-of-inmates-tour-fede...
Looking for some door to door canvassers for my small business and wondering how I may set up an interview with the tee shirt girl from the pop ups here? Just wondering. The whole rest of the country and the world is losing its mind,, I might as well jump in with both feet. Good weekend to all. Just scored a 1000 rd case of 9mm for 220 bucks. Neighbor in my office park for my business casts custom target bullets for muzzle loaders and western shooters. I have a wholesale connection now for ammo and no sales taxes. Woo hoo. Did however lose them in a boating accident.
Mark Knoller. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Stop denigrating the "white chimp" psychopath
Remember he can play 18 holes because in his mind(s) he is exceptional... As "Rome" completely burns!....
"Hey, mofos, I can play 18 holes and snuff bin Laden!"
He's not a Sherpa to the NWO; not even a water-bearer. Chalky is assigned the task of Shit Catcher. He was positioned to fool the Left into thinking they were getting an antidote to Bush; when in fact he was meant to be an anodyne to the PNAC plan. A disgrace to the office.
Doesn't wearing mom jeans crimp his swing?
What a fucking shit stain of an embarrassment.
Obama received 91% of black women's vote.
Is it because he has an ugly wife, and they like that?
or is it because blacks got the vote before they knew how to use it?
The uneducated, illiterate, and criminal should not be allowed to vote.
The vast majority votes for the criminals, so drop the racism.
Tee up one his balls with a driver? Or
Watch Michelle and Oprah play nice ?
Owings Mills MD Caves Valley?
Not that I live around there anymore, but my picture was taken less than a mile from there, in the Worthington Valley.
That silo behind the dog is actually a cell tower.
Greenspring Valley Caves
Hey Press Pool !!!
More pics of Obama riding a bicycle.
Hey, Press Pool, how bout some selfies with you blowing Bath House???
C'mon, we know you got 'em!
Ignorant facist fucker is not playing golf. That is a lie. After Reggie he wanted to suck 9 more cocks. PERIOD !!!
"meanwhile in Washington, as the Repubic collapsed, Barry was sucking a huge giant Dick and snorting Rush."
"Barry! Get straight. You gotta make a speach!!"
"Uhh, err, OK, ValJar. Gimme a minute."
Do they ever publish his scorecard?
Transalation, he getting high and getting serviced by some dude.
I like how the shitty side ads on this page are "Golf tips for people over 65". I know I know I need adblock blah blah, but jeeze Tyler what happened to the hot asian singles?