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EUR Indicated 100 Pips Lower After Tsipras "Mental Waterboarding"

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After ramping gloriously on Thursday and Friday, basking in the warm after-glow of an assured done-deal, the FX market appears to be deja-vu-ing all over again as EU leaders throw up all over Greek proposals. EURUSD is indicated 1.1085/1.1056 in pre-market - down around 100 pips from the Friday close - following what one official called "extensive mental waterboarding" of Greek PM Alexis Tsipras.

 

 

As The Guardian reports,

Alexis Tsipras was given a very rough ride in his meeting with Tusk, Merkel and Hollande, our Europe editor Ian Traynor reports.

 

Tsipras was told that Greece will either become an effective “ward” of the eurozone, by agreeing to immediately implement swift reforms this week.

 

Or, it leaves the euro area and watches its banks collapse.

 

One official dubbed it “extensive mental waterboarding”, in an attempt to make the Greek PM fall into line.

 

An unpleasant image, that highlights just how far we have now fallen from those European standards of solidarity and unity

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Summing up where we stand in Europe - it appears Germany refuses to accept Greece's almost unconditional surrender.

 

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Sun, 07/12/2015 - 14:44 | 6302989 disabledvet
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"Meanwhile back in the real world...

The Shanghai Opening."

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 15:16 | 6303122 johngaltfla
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That's nothing. Wait until there is no agreement again.

Oh.

And the Shanghai open. The "Greater Sucker" economic theory is about to go into full effect as the smart money will find a way to sell on the open tonight.

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 15:55 | 6303242 101 years and c...
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Smart money sold a long time ago. Trapped bulls just trapping themselves further with each ramp.

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 16:19 | 6303318 Perimetr
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Mental Waterboarding my Ass

 

 JUST SAY NO . . . like the voters did, 

 

Remember?

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 16:43 | 6303390 Closet Boy
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Yup, waterboarding does not exist.  As per the CIA, please refer to such act/acts as "unique" and/or "experimental"  negotiating technique/s.  Thank you.

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 14:46 | 6302998 Real Estate Geek
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Sometimes circumstances conspire to forge a man into something he wasn't. It's a damn shame this isn't one of those times.

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 14:51 | 6303025 Fish Gone Bad
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It looks like he was just talkin' and never had a plan.  That's a politician for you.

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 14:54 | 6303034 Tribulation Blues
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Read the Obama prophecies... he is about to take the USA over the cliff!

http://revelation12.ca

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 14:46 | 6303002 wolfnipplechips
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Keep your eyes on China folks. Grexit is peanuts to what's going down with the Shanghai market.

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 14:51 | 6303028 Not Too Important
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Or Latin America and Australia with it.

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 14:49 | 6303013 ZippyBananaPants
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Maybe the market will break again this week?

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 14:49 | 6303016 Fish Gone Bad
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What did the hand say to the face?  SLAP!

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 14:49 | 6303019 buzzsaw99
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By the pricking of my thumbs,

Something wicked this way comes...

[/Second Witch]

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 15:21 | 6303033 MsCreant
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Why is the second witch only using his thumbs? Wouldn't both hands be more effective?

[Edit: This is a dirty joke; of course if you have to explain that, it ain't so funny].

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 14:57 | 6303042 MsCreant
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Dear Greece,

Just. Walk. Away.

Stop Negotiating.

Fuck the Trioka. Hard like a rapist.

Watch who really has control you silly Tsipras.

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 15:01 | 6303056 bart12
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Look! It is Greece who want to negotiate.. They are spineless people who are begging for more bailout to fund their welfare state! They deserved to be raped by Trioka!! 

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 15:09 | 6303087 disabledvet
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So Greece is flat broke and destitute but the Troika can't spare a dime because they're flat broke and destitute too?

I kinda like how that sounds actually.

"I'll take IMF for ten trillion Alex...

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 15:46 | 6303222 KnuckleDragger-X
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A game of chicken played on a national scale, that should end well.....

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 17:12 | 6303489 FlacoGee
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Agreed.

People seem to forget that dead beats/debtors have zero rights.   If you want my money to be thrown down your black hole of a mismanaged welfare state...  I get to have input on how you continue to run your shithole.

You would not be sucking my dick for more money if you knew how to live within your means.    Don't like the taste of my dick in your mouth?    Stop spending money and you will never have to be on your knees again.

Greece is the crack whore of Europe.

 

 

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 15:13 | 6303107 krage_man
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No, Tsipras demonstrates that he is responsible head of state, if he walks away, greeks will not have food to eat, hospitals will have no medicine, etc.

Of course, he tries to avoid it, but he starts realizing that Greece is to be asked what it cannot deliver because it canot pay the debt. EU is just  a pussy unable  directly push them out and pretents that Greece can be saved with impossible conditions...

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 15:19 | 6303135 MsCreant
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"if he walks away, greeks will not have food to eat, hospitals will have no medicine, etc."

If they are this hard up, then they can't pay the debt. The must downsize and default on the obligation.

If you pull in so little, you cannot support yourself without loans, you are already done for. You are living above your means.

There is no option.

They have to walk away. 

Why is this so hard?

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 15:39 | 6303205 Winston Churchill
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I doubt the FSA here will take it well either when their gravy train comes off

the rails.

What cannot be paid,won't.

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 15:25 | 6303164 gatorengineer
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Tell me why things are opening limit down?  

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 15:30 | 6303172 HardlyZero
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Oxi-boarding the markets.  A thimble-full cleans a full truck load of it.

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 15:36 | 6303194 Kirk2NCC1701
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Tippyass has evidently met and held 'vigorous negotiations' with Ben Dover and Phil McCavity from the ECB.  Mr. Astroglide was not present. 

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 16:07 | 6303285 Soul Glow
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No but Frau Astroglide was.

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 16:06 | 6303280 Soul Glow
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No one saw WWIII coming.  It's going to be over the collapse of the entire banking system.  People are angry but will become hungry, and hungry and angry is the recipe.

And if you doubt this, remember, no one saw WWI and WWII coming before it was too late, either.

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 16:22 | 6303324 DutchBoy2015
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Bullshit, they planned both WW's (the bankers and the MIC)

You really think all those bombers and fighters were built AFTER the war started?

 

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 16:58 | 6303446 Soul Glow
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And thery planned this collapse as well.  ANd obviously you and I see it coming.  

What I am saying is the world thinks we are in an economic recovery because that is what Ivy League economists are saying.  Politicians are reiterating the rhetoric and the media is trumpeting it the the masses.

These people you mention want to keep the status quo at all costs.

That is until WWIII starts.

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 16:30 | 6303356 Closet Boy
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After reading the article, my butthole hurts...

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 16:34 | 6303367 Sa1xxxxx
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So, it is now in the open, Central Banksters run governments by controlling liquidty.

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 21:59 | 6304503 Blopper
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Political shit.

Endless bullshits from the European sinners, lightly in debt but heavily in sin.

 

There will be NO GREXIT ever.

I called your bluff.

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