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The world's 'teacup' runneth over with 'storms'...
Perhaps that is why NYSE 'broke' this week...
Source: @MattGoldstein26
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Nope.
BTFD! NEVER GOING DOWN!
"Lehman weekend?"
Send in the Choom Gang!
http://vimeo.com/132616261
Nahhh.. It's not time to panic...
Trust me..
When Mr. Panos panics...then it is bad.
Short on and off for a few years...and these events improve the shorts.
Panos last video on youtube was hilarious
Nahhhh.....its all fixed
Can always Bullard it.
Bulltard
Lehman? Nah. More like Fannie/Freddie Greek position weekend.
07.12-07.13 Deathburger Marketwatch: Greece fires and Chinese CONfusion means Disaster for InvestorsWhen Fannie/Freddie fails again, what happens to the housing market?
Trick question, JK. You all know the answer to that.
get some PMs and their panic is your profit...eventually
get some PMs and their panic is your grandchildren's profit...eventually.
FIFY
All this trouble? Just a tempest in a teapot.
One billion each in paper gold and paper silver is standing by to be fat fingered. It´s going to be a deja vu of last Sunday´s blatent manipulation. Just you watch.
Here cums the Swiss!
Chinas stock markets are still GREEN for the fucking year. All of this propaganda (Greece, China) designed to make the Seppo's think they still have it better then anyone else.
China's stock market, that's a double oxymoron.
Like US stock market ?
I think the panic happens once Spain or Portugal become the new headlines in the news after Greece is done with.
Whatever it takes to distract the great unwashed and keep the DOW, dollar and US debt markets fat and tidy. And its working
You would have to define "working" and "for whom and for what" but, yeah..would appear as such.
I have enjoyed the Greek Coverage(tm) actually.
Hell the fucking Jew Street Joirnal still hasn't even published the story yet!
Talk about a fucking piece of shit paper.
To stupid fucks at the Jew York Times and Washington Going Postal have t either.
Do any f the ignorant fucks even have a fucking brain?
Only when on they're (trailing off here...
They need a fresh supply of muppets for the market buffet.....
It's a real bitch when nobody alive today.. remembers how to panic...
We have an agreement in our household that we'll agree on when to hit the panic button as a group decision. When and if that time finally comes, I doubt it will require a lengthy meeting. ;-)
Hold.........Hold..........HOLD............NOW!!!!!!
<Please please can I panic now honey bunny?>
"Just walk away - and there can be an end to the horror..."
I keep saying this and hear argument everywhere I go...
Things are really beginning to look pretty interesting right about now.
Dow 10,000 bitches!
The financial Troika-Greece cage match futures market starts here at 3pm PT. I'm counting down the 81 minutes:
http://www.investing.com/indices/us-30-futures-advanced-chart
I will only begin to panic...i.e. order my MRE's when I see the pundits on cnbc at a lost for words when they are looking at vix up 60pts
Dow down 1000 plus, dollaar toast etc etc...
We're sorry but due to excessive demand we are unable to take new orders at this ime...
duly noted...lol...Now i panic
that's ok, selling has been banned.
MREs.... yummmy !
Is there something wrong with the "markets"? </s>
Is there an actual "market"?
Markets,... yes I remember those
Nope, its time for all time highs again bitches.
We have been conditioned like Pavlov's dogs to believe that now haven't we?
Nah, its not time to panic yet, I still have 2800 dollars left on on HELOC and the wife has a brand new pole routine down at the Pussy Cat Club,so we got that going for us. Oh I don't mind so bad except for that lingering scent of Aqua Velva.
And Hai Karate!
BTFD but use STOPS!!!!
The fed still has a few more 1's and 0's, they won't let this shitshow collapse...
NO they dont.
The next big crisis will be one of sovereign debt.
If they keep on this extreme bond buying they will destroy the market
Couple that with the IMF granting China researve currency status and thinks could get very very very ugly for uncle sam. Bond market rout anyone?
Who's panicking?
Politicians, Civil Servants, Bankers, Corporate Execs,Investors, Assorted Leaches and those who have failed to see through the SEA OF SHIT.
I'm enjoying the complex web of deceit that's unraveling.
Panic? why? don't fight the Fed? Trust the Fed? Trust the markets, they will automatically shut down when they are down 200 points. BTFD!
In truth it depends on who you are and what you are invested in.
The house of cards is showing more than a few cracks. You know what to do!
Thats like calling 9-11 a minor subsidence issue.
He who panics first panics best.
[insert video of choice of "UNLEASH HELL" here]
rut-roh; E-minis opened below resistance (still above 'line in the sand' support at 2036).
1. A sudden, overpowering feeling of fear, often affecting many people at once. 2. A state of extreme anxiety, such as that involved in a panic attack.
a. A state of frantic activity, usually accompanied by extreme concern or anxiety: b. A sudden widespread alarm concerning finances
1. Of, relating to, or resulting from sudden, overwhelming terror: Being in a plane at 30,000 feet that is out of gas... Or, a more appropriate definition: EBT card not working. McDonalds/Walmart closing. Kim Kardashian's butt explodes. obamaphones are out of order.
Being in a plane at 30,000 feet out of gas is not panic time, but at 3000 feet, it is time to consider it, and at 300 feet = PANIC!
I won't panic if the runway threshold is just 1200 ft. ahead. And it's the main runway.
Poor Janet Yellen! The foxes Greenspan, Bernanke, Dimon, Blankfein etc. have put her on a very difficult job, fortunately she's an old amable lady: nobody will be rude to her, right? So we all e looking for others skapegoats for the debacle: why not Iran?
You didn't get the memo. We're supposed to keep blaming Bush.
don't leave out the coming ice age
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3156594/Is-mini-ICE-AGE-w...
There should be enough bibles, korans, and torahs left over after world war 3 to burn for heat.
No! I don't have tourette's. I just don't fucking care no more, let the whole thing burn down....
Is the big panic when bankster season starts?
When does it start? And I hope there's not a bag limit on them. Just like there won't be a bag limit on lawyers and politicians.
You guys cling to your Hope & Change. I'm going to Belize where I'll cling to my sailboat and my gold and silver. Y'all have a nice time now, y'hear?
I am all cashed up. My only fear is a bank run!
But I think that too is possible.