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They had to have started digging that one mile tunnel about the day he went to prison. El Chapo was only there eighteen months.
Corzine surely deserves a bullet, .......BUT starting this game with the corruption in our country may well end up looking like a stalinist purge. Where do we start ....?? Valerie......??
It's good to be a ZWO tribester.
Dear Mr Banzai,
Either your keyboard is broken or you are an immature 'teenage scribbler'. For the love of God learn where and where not to capitalise letters! My severely visually impaired half eye's worth of vision has trouble 'locking on' to your headlines and so I don't bother reading them or the accompanying article; rather an own goal if getting your point across was your aim.
In business presentation is important. Yours is letting you down.
Dear fuckstick,
fuck off
kindly,
T3h 1n73rwEBz
Dear Mr. Dogspurt,
If presentation is everything, your sign-in name ain't making much of a first impression. THiS iS ARt, aNd iF YOu CaN't comPREheND ThAT, yOu ArE pRoBAblY aN AcCoUNtaNt, wHiCH pUtS You sOmePlACe bEtWEEn aN aCcoUNtAnT aNd a BeAUroCrAt.
You may think it is scribble, test yourself and see if you can figure it out.
Sorry, not to be rude, but after almost six years of doing this for free I have earned the right to say:
If you don't like it, ignore the headline or move along...the picture says it all.
He's a lifetime member of the Chosen Ones Club.
Doesn't matter what he does, he will never go to Jail. If he attacks somebody with a gun, it will be the other persons fault for getting in the path of the Bullet. He's untouchable, he's one of the Untouchables.
Teflon Jon has a get out of jail free card. It's good to be a member of the club.
Was Corzine recently consulting for BullionDirect.com? That would explain a lot.
ElChaPo is a fantastic Magician! Disappearing twice. Will we see him on American's Got Talant?
Completely OT from the crony socialist Jon Corzine but I just had to share this new malady I stumbled across. Everyone's heard of PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder) right?
Well introducing pre-traumatic stress disorder...lol...no, seriously:
“In the U.S., [climate change] isn’t well-supported by the funding system, and when I give public talks in the U.S., I have to devote the first half of the talk to [the topic] that climate change is really happening,” says Parmesan, now a professor at Plymouth University in England.
Parmesan certainly isn’t the first to experience some sort of climate-change blues. From depression to substance abuse to suicide and post-traumatic stress disorder, growing bodies of research in the relatively new field of psychology of global warming suggest that climate change will take a pretty heavy toll on the human psyche as storms become more destructive and droughts more prolonged. For your everyday environmentalist, the emotional stress suffered by a rapidly changing Earth can result in some pretty substantial anxieties."
Because a made up science, advocating an environmental apocalyptic hell, always forecasted to be next year (until next year arrives) requires a made up psychosis to explain the mental disorder or sumpin.
So I guess the only answer is moar government funding to investigate this cutting edge field of psychology...ROTF!
http://grist.org/climate-energy/climate-depression-is-for-real-just-ask-...
Americans just need more drugs from big pharma and big .gov so they never have problems. See...pre-solutions to all your pre-disorders mean you will have pre-awesomeness for the rest of your pseudo-life.
lol.....I wish I would have given you an up arrow before going to work this morning ; -)
Climate change, or better put climate manipulation is real. Everyone with their head out of their ass can see the airforce and their climate manipulation programs, on a almost daily basis, dumping millions of tons of toxic heavy metals into the skies above them.
Real science indicates this weather manipulation, solar radiation management, geoengineering or what ever you label it, is actually holding in heat which is the opposit of what the suposed benevolent government whats you to believe.
Any discussion about climate change that does not address these facts, like this e-rag, is not 100% legitimate.
You're being bamboozeled, flym flamed and misdirected. Political-science is not real science. This is a page fron the Hegalian playbook and will eventually garner the people marching in the streets demanding the govt. doubles down on their ecosystem (Planet) destroying programs.
The obvious escapes the Sheeple, and given that 85% choose willful blindnes over truth the scrade contiues. - Inflection Point
What in the world are they spraying. Full video. - YouTubeBut I thought this was about Corzine? Doesn’t he provide ample proof, those you have chosen to serve you have no intention of doing so?
Patriot or consumer, baby bush on a pile of rubble that was the WTC essentially told you to go out and shop; we have everything under control.
And as long as we allow our Servants to sell out the Republic to their corporate and financial puppet masters, they do!
- Merry Christmas: A Republic If You Can Keep It! & The Most Pressing Issue Of Our Time
Close your eyes and repeat after me: END THE FED
What to expect from a cheese?
What do you think this is, therapy?
You are on your own, brother. Except for the dildo drone, you are free. Be grateful for it. Use it.
kisses, Alexandre 3
I'm sorry. I meant Leopold 3.
William is pandering to our fantsies with his art. We can only dream.
Jon, singing:
I'm a nozzle, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the perpwalk
Yeah, on the perpwalk, on the perpwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the perpwalk
Would you accept moldy haiku?
Clinton fag lineup
Holder getting older
MH007
Meadowlands, bitches.
I'm young. I'm running.
Senior pussies don't fight
Because they're mindless zombies
Ethnic homocide.
Last in the dock
I saw a teacher who raped boys
Piss on the floor.
Someday, I hope sooner rather than later, Corzine is going to wake up to find that his internal organs were re-hypotheticated to Isreal via the live involuntary organ trade. Oye!
Zero Hedge was the last place to !A comment to the world.
Lets get down to business. They are coming.
They are coming.
Gear up. Write your own.
Paradise paved over with filth. Fifty years ago, I sailed into Sag Harbor. The waters were clean and pure, while the ospreys survived in Coecles Harbor, Shelter Island. There were no ticks.
But sewage flowed out upon the land. Corzine and his ilk polluted a paradise. The Justice Department refused to cleanse Goldman filth. Corzine arrived with the ticks.
Paradise lost. There are no honest judges, honest prosecutors, justice, nor honest juries to convict. Themis is raped. The ninth circuit is deciding whether courts should be honest: http://www.corruptwa.com/government-officials/breaking-ninth-circuit-sug...
It's all a lie. Every court and prosecutor is corrupt. The foolish sheeple hopes, trusts and closes his mind to reality. All is lost. There is no justice, only delusion.
I gotcher money. Bich. I paid Holder for my indulgences. Waterboard him, FBIs. That too much to ask from the federal bureau of instigation? Better not be.
Ahh.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-04-19/vapor-capital-asset-mismanageme...
That is still realistically the next attorney general of the united states. Or sec-tres. He can be Hillary's Timmah. The senate will approve him if she nominates him, or she will publically specify which great honorable senators are in her husbands "club"
And the pundits wonder why Trump resonates with the common folk.
Friends don't let friends do time
https://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/jon-corzine.jpg
Best Friends.
https://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/jon-corzine.jpg
El Chapo is in Hyanisport throwing fund-raisers amoung his rich friends for Hitlery. (True, no jive - that cocksucker is still a free, un-indicted scumbag trying to worm his way back into the game.) A black dude holds up a 7-11 for $18 and gets 20 years hard time - this fucker steals somewhere between $2 and $6 billion, using much of it to pay off his loans from Jamie D, and lounges on the beach in the summer being served martinis by bikini-clad babes (there was a telephoto pix on ZH last summer); and throwing fund raisers for Hitlery, and generally posing as an honest man - it is sickening beyond belief - but it IS good for one thing = it is proof positive that is useful to lay on the MSM zombies that the 'system' is corrupt beyong belief.
'Course he is also a former US Senator, so we wouldn't want him to lose his benefits, would we? (Or does a felony jail term effect that?)
This fucker needs a new name: "Teflon Corzine" = 'He ain't just coated, he is 100% Teflon Slime'!
Not bad, I would like to play.
Vapor + Corzine = Vacorzine, the Vaporist, vaporizing co-mingled funds at a moment's notice.
Opps! So fucking sorry! What a gas.
Vacorzine can be condensed into "liquidity" by increasing the pressure on him. Not enough has been exerted thus far. His best trick is cloud formation. Through obfuscation he can cloud lots of folk's judgement.
Vacorzine is what escapes, every time. Have you ever tried to hold your gas for too long?
El Chapo has moved to San Francisco, obviously!
makes sense, it is a sanctuary city after all
Wait until the prisoners taste Corzine's kidneys and other internals; they'll be begging for more delicious Wall Street meat!
Californian prison inmate nearly cut in two, with organs missing, after riotAn inmate in a California prison was reportedly sawed almost in two and dumped in a nearby bathroom garbage can following a prison riot.
The body was found with its abdominal and chest organs missing.
http://www.inquisitr.com/2243901/california-convict-chopped-in-half-orga...
Perhaps, with some fava beans and pinot noir
<slurp slurp slurp>
Chianti
Incredible! I guess they got tired of whole wheat bread and veggies?
Hope he eventually see's the same fate as Pablo Escobar!
If Pablo had made his proper contributions to one wing or the other of the One Party, he would likely still be with us today.
EL CHaPo CoRZiNe is small fry. Must see El maricon Obama y Holder que se vende pistolas assume that position and be locked up for the rest of thier sorry lives.
Where is that worthless turd?
Composted.
http://fedtoatiger.blogspot.com/2014/04/jon-corzine-is-fed-to-tiger.html
I only have to watch him and his server room kids on tuesdays. Anybody remember when they not only comingled a few billions of client funds, but also bet it all on an overnight negotation with the greeks?
During his senate hearing, the honorable corzine said he did not do it, must have been the CFO. The CFO said he did not do it, must have been the COO. The COO said it must have been the CIO. All these "honorable men" were there, in the honorable chamber of the senate.
One senator asked "if none of you did it, then who did?" The panel literally said "it might have been a server room technichian."
Damn them server glitches!!!
bravo, the american cartel takes care of its own
Ya know, Shorty has more integrity in his little finger than Hitlery Klingon or Jibberish Shrubrey put together.
Sad but true.
~ DC
The high standards of public office...