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"I'm Not Stupid" - Who Has The Last Laugh Caption Contest
According to eyewitness accounts, the atmosphere at the marathon Greek bailout discussions in Brussels over the weekend began to resemble a "crazy kindergarten" on Saturday evening when the incorrigible German FinMin clashed with ECB chief Mario Draghi.
Any eurocrat who dared to suggest leniency for the Greeks incurred the terrible wrath of "The Schaueble" that night and indeed by the time the Eurosummit concluded on Monday morning, Germany got its way and no matter how "strong" Draghi might have appeared to the EU officials present in Brussels, the last laugh ultimately belongs to the German finance ministry.
For those who missed it, here are the details from Reuters followed by an image which we'll leave it to readers to caption.
Schaeuble also crossed swords with ECB governor Mario Draghi, snapping at the Italian central banker "I'm not stupid!"
"It was crazy, a kindergarten," said a source describing the overall course of nine hours of talks on Saturday among weary ministers attending their sixth emergency Eurogroup in three weeks. "Bad emotions have completely taken over."
Schaeuble and others seemed to favour a "Grexit", another participant said. The European Central Bank's Draghi seemed "the strongest European" in the room, most opposed to the risky experiment of cutting Greece loose and braving Schaeuble's ire by interrupting him during a discussion on Athens' debt burden.
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He looks like Michelle watching Obozo yuking it up with Sarkozy's young trophy wife.
Vat doo yoo mean, "Did I have saurkraut today?"
The two-headed retarded dragon.
One head’s high on drugs and the other one doesn’t understand why it feels hungry. ;-)
Looney
whof arted
Draghi's Goldman role in hiding the Greek debt will be his downfall.
The popup ads on ZH are getting bad...
Who can suggest a good ad popup blocker...???
I miss the old ZH...
"Ask him about his gas bill."
"*snicker* no, he'll freak out."
"DO IT! It'll be funny!"
Caption:
Who put the tacks on the floor?
Caption:
I'm with Stupid
Caption: fuk Euro
Caption: Don't look now, but Germany still thinks they're getting paid back...
Caption: You put the Nazi picture right there on the front page?
Caption: So then we said, It's not just printed, it's sterilised...
Caption: So, he goes, "democracy" and I go, "pensions"...
Caption: Then Schauble yells, "Germans can stand on their own two feet" ...
... the conversation that led to ... "I'm not stupid" ...
... Wolfie: The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on the list.
... Mary-O: If I agreed with you, we'll both be wrong.
... Wolfie: You remind me of a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but I can't help smiling when I see you tumble down.
... Mary-O: Oh yeah? ... your mother is a german shepherd ...
... Wolfie: Doesn't your mother find it ironic for calling you son-of-a-bitch?
... Mary-O: You used to be indecisive, but now you're not sure 'cause you're stupid.
<<... the conversation that led to ... "I'm not stupid" ...>>
hehe!
Caption: No, he said NOT stupid...
That pic needs to go meme!
... ... yes, I stand corrected ... NOT stupid ... :)
... and I agree, that picture is classic ...
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Looks like Mario remembered to bring his MP3 player.
Can somebody, please, shove a spiked baseball bat up both their asses? We can raise a billion making it PPV...
Heheh. That gave a chuckle. Though, very little is humerous about this situation.
How do you tell if somebody is stupid...
1.) They talk about how smart they are.
2.) They feel the need to tell you that they are not stupid.
Just say'n
#41
" I fart in your general direction "
"He looks like Michelle watching Obozo yuking it up with Sarkozy's young trophy wife."
WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.
"Bend Sinister" by Vladimir Nabokov features a character such as Schaeuble: "Paduk – Nicknamed "The Toad", he is the dictator of Padukgrad, former schoolmate of Krug and founder of Ekwilism."
"Freedom of speech, freedom of thought, freedom of art are the ultimate value, because they are the last refuge of resistance to the State. It has been argued, in fact, that actual totalitarianism is an impossibility, because man always retains his freedom of thought, even in prison. Both Nabokov and Orwell set out to refute this liberal commonplace. Where Orwell imagines that the State will destroy freedom of thought through terror—Winston Smith has a cage of rats strapped to his face, and breaks—Nabokov understood that the State has a far more sinister weapon. Human freedom is destroyed through the destruction of human warmth."
"“Devices which in some curious new way imitate nature are attractive to simple minds.”
- Vladimir Nabokov, Bend Sinister
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bend_Sinister_%28novel%29
ROFL
Pennywise. How very appropriate.
WB, a long time ago, I saw one that was captioned "Hey kid! Wanna buy some Greek bonds?"
The pic that keeps on giving...
Stupid-no, evil and maniacal-yes.....
"Stupid not, I am".
"Mediterranean unter-menschen!"
The one on the left is getting his cock sucked by Tsipras....
That German guys looks like he always just took a shit.
more like he's been trying for hours unsuccessfully
Ver iz dee prune juice?
I hear the blood of Greek children will stop up most people that are already full of shit.
:)
The guy on the left hid the paper
"Quit humming that idiotic muppets song!"
Draghi: "I really like this new taylor swift record"
schnobel, nobody likes the new taylor swift album.
Scheuble: "TAYLOR SWIFT IS AN INSULT TO MUSIC AND AN AFFRONT TO ME PERSONALLY!!!!!!"
(ah Germans)
"Now we've got bad blood.
You know it used to be mad love.
Take a look what you've done.
Now we've got bad blood, HEY!"
And this is all over ONE LITTLE COUNTRY in the overall Euro project. One. If a second one popped up right about now it would be game over.
I'll be interested to see how we handle things when the first state goes bust in the US. More drama? Less? I'm guessing less.
FEMA has that shit covered.
I'd say; less water.
Which was why all of the remaining PIGS fearful of coming in second were Schaeuble's attack dogs.
"Please don't hurt me."
Guess Who was not elected
Guess what's more important.
Funny when they say stuff like " I'm not stupid " while all along looking like a couple of fuck'en retards.
They're not retards, they're hubristically challenged.
"I have pressure ulcers bigger than you, you upright-walking wop!"
"Fuckin' Steely Dan, man... never not rockin'"
The German guy looks like Anthony Hopkins in the Silence of the Lambs... can we get a photoshop of "The Schaueble" wearing the mouth piece?
"I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool".
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LAnmnS0-9g
"I used to stack fucks likes you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sand bags." ~ Walt Kowalski
"The Schaueble" as Colonel Klink: Hoooogan!
Draghi as Colonel Hogan: Whaat? You're paranoid.
Caption proposal:
Never argue with a fool, ...
That is a classic photo. Let the image macros begin.
"Mario Draghi looking forward to the multitude of cheap Greek blow jobs he'll be pursuing after GrExit."
Mario and his translator are enjoying an little inside joke. "Why did the German FinMin cross the road? ..."
cause he was stuck to the greek
Hey, Schaeubby....you're getting nowhere with the old German angry face....if you really want to scare this guy, have your granddaughter jump up on the desk and glitter bomb his ass.
"Ich werde Schritt drüben Gans und klatschen den Sprung aus dem Arsch!"
"I hope the lunch buffet is serving caviar."
They're all a bunch of petty psychopaths.
..to fuck a Greek
What ever happened to a good old stealth pie in the face attack? Where have those people been?
Draghi: "Oh my God, Shauby has no idea that his pants zipper is down"!
The Euro was created to destroy the economies of everyone within it as a means of control. That's what the British Empire did under Thatcher, Mitterrand, and Bush I.
They sold it to the Germans as the price of reunification, and probably goad them into believing they would have more power. They do... up to a point.
If they use that power, the British Empire knew it would make the Germans look bad, thus playing right into the hands of the Empire.
So the way it is set up, either the Germans go broke supporting the periphery, or the periphery go broke and placed before the altar of the Germans. In the end, the dislocations and snap-backs from the Euro playing out to the endgame will destroy ALL ECONOMIES WITHIN THE EURO ZONE.
That's why the U.K. still has its currency. They knew it was going to self destruct, and smartly didn't give up the pound.
Who has the last laugh? Hard to say, because under such a scenario I would say Queen Elizabeth II. Except, we know that with the derivatives, the collapse of the Euro will collapse the world, so who is stupid?
Apparently everybody involved.
The only way out is to serparate what's real with what's fake via Glass-Steagall, and let the fake collapse.
"you won't be laughing when you're hanging by Piano wire from a meat hook, just like in the good ole days you Italian Swine "
Schaeuble [Definitely not thinking out loud] - "Grin as much as you like now Draghi, you won't be grinning when I choke you to death with your own intestines."
Meh, two human pieces of garbage having a tiff while jockeying for position to become the worlds biggest Zionist banking bitch boys. Draghi is a member of Rockefellers group of 30. Shauble is a career politician/finance, warmongering, enslaving psychopath POS.
Give them some weapons then it may get funny. I would suggest maces but neither of those two could probably lift one so.. maybe ice picks.
Makes suspicious fuckers like me wonder why not one single terrorist attack happens against the elected fucking imbeciles that caused this mess in the first place. They always pick innocents dont they my ZHtastic friends. Never the cunts that wreck the worlds collective lives with apparent impunity, cause entire nations to fall to 'Indentured Servitude' against the fucking best wishes of those they were put there to 'Publicly Serve'. Bit of a quandary that eh NSA, GCHQ?
This whole episode is sickening, and you lot as I have read are a fucking good crowd on the whole.
And to think they print this filthy 'Script', from thin air. Destroying real productive lives knowing full well what they are doing.
Be well aware NSA GCHQ, some of know far to well just what you bastards hide behind.
I do believe, at some point we all get to meet, somewhere, somehow, and lets see just what those terrorists missed owt on.
Ten of you to protect that human filth dressed in skin after all he did? The B.Liar? For the rest of his life? What a fucking utter waste of the one you were given.
Cunts, and you have the nerve to judge the Greeks?
Sickening
IMO, they make it too obvious.
Pleased to know that I am unimportant.
Well, that just means you're a soft target. Which, as just discussed, are seemingly the only targets they go after.
Best defense is to avoid herds.
Yep. Never hit the Bilderberger meetings, G20, DC, Israel, or anywhere that endangers ZWO cabal members or their puppets. 9/11 was sorta close to the Wall Street crowd though, making it all the more spectacular of a false flag.
"You're next, katzenfresser."
Draghi: Your wife showed me how she likes it and says you always get it wrong.
Schaeubel: !!!!!!!!!
You shit in my pants, Draghi, you bastard! That was never part of the deal!
The Scorpion and the Frog
I have heard that story told to me in the US, German and China. It is well known.
What Schaeubel does not understand is that until he is able to conquer his own fear and ego, he IS stupid.
"Solved once and for all'. Ha ha ha, Schaeuble you kidder"
Draggy: Just got ABBA on Radio Free Europe -- 'The Winner Takes It All'.
Schauby: Ask them to play that one about a boot stamping on a human face, forever.
'i'm going to fuck you up, just you wait. I already know where I am going to put the body'
FUCK YOU, SCHAEUBLE!!! BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Schaeuble thinking----- That dumb ass Mario Draghi listening to phone sex again thru the little ear piece---
-just another Strauss-Kahn
A child got a gun and spent all her ammo on the 9 biggest assholes in the world.
Address 1 target at a time. Kids. FTW
Mario Drughi should have asked him to step er, wheel himself outside.
How the hell did he get a reservation at Dorcia?
That picture is totally suitable for framing!! Love it!!!!!!!!!!!
Caption: "I don't think anyone can see me pleasuring myself"
The Gernans also considered the Italians to be sub-human as well as the Greeks.
Caption: Schaeuble - "um, that was my chair squeaking, honest"
No your not stupid. Your more obtuse than stupid.
The people are hungry, the ecb has grain stores. if the Greeks want to eat all they need to do is give up their sovereignty. where have heard this story before? hmm Exodus!!!
I thought all these guys were getting their briefings by the Rothschilds and the rest of the Bilderbergs. The choir should be singing together...
i am not stupid! i am a nazi!......and if you were smart, you would be il duce!
or
don't smirk at me! italy comes after portugal and spain are greeced!
That dude is a sauerkraut.
Mario: "Granpa needs a nap..."
Mario: "give me control of the money and i care do not who makes laws" oh wait i already have it.