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This Weekend's Greece Negotiations Explained In 60 Seconds (By Darth Vader)
"Sources" say this is how it all went down...
Because sometimes you just have to laugh... or you'll cry yourself to sleep again.
h/t @ShoutingBoy
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they had do hear them say "no, please don't!" before giving them the shaft, it's how psychopaths roll
Through pain and tribulation, the Greek people will learn that only might makes right as they conquer Europe in an act of revenge.
Time to throw off your chains, Greeks.
Darth Vader’s mask looks like Black Schauble ;-)
Looney
hahaha bet the greeks regret calling a referendum now
just made things worse
Quick, start a war with Turkey. Turkey will then invade Greece and occupy it. Then it'll all be Turkey's problem (and eventually their fault as well, as memories fade).
I am Chumbawamba.
reminds me of my divorce
I never realized how much Angela and Darth sound alike.
they are lookalikes
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Actually this is what really happened. Certainly they were threatened with execution in case of the need to resort to a military coup d'etat like in Persia 1953 - almost identical context.
"Rumbles of military coup as Greek workers demand end to EU austerity":
https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2015/07/04/pers-j04.html
"CIA admits role in 1953 Iranian coup":
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/19/cia-admits-role-1953-irania...
Certainly Varoufakis preferred to take care of family business then having his family to pick-up his corpse after hanging on a public square after a masquerade of a process ...
OMG! .... Robot Chicken! I'm not the only one around!
It's all good. The Greeks love tragedys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMJ6Q-8jnzk
Let's hope Greek mobs reject this deal. It is the worst of all possible deals.
No German companies to burn down in Greece? Maybe Greeks can burn a few Porsche Cayennes.
A couple of years ago, there were more Cayennes circulating in Greece than individuals who declared and paid taxes on an annual income of more than €50,000, a figure only slightly above the vehicle’s list price. (Nov 2013)
No love for German tourists, you can be sure of that. But hell, did the Brits require that the colonials love them? Nope - subservience will do.
Nobody loves American touristas anywhere but that don't stop them from trying to communicate with the natives by getting right in their face, raising their voice unacceptably and talking real slow.
what a fag voice, 1st syllab i would have ninja'd his fucking clown face
I think the idea that the Greek Parliament will vote YES to this is really funny actually.
"Who's Your Bitch Now" kinda thing.
Seems absolutely ridiculous that this could "rammed through" but Prime Miniter Pansie sure gonna try!
Ever read confession of an Economic Hitman? I expect someone explained it to him...
Remember the Trojan Horse? I don't think Greece does either
Do they make Trojans for HORSES? ;-)
Looney
FEUDALI$M
SELF ENSLAVEMENT!
VOTE YES GREECE! VOTE YES!
BECAUSE YOUR LAST VOTE OF NO WAS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!
International Unequal Exchange - YouTube
Don't vote for fag hairdressers with bad teeth.
The Death Star is in DC, just look at the pics of the Capitol building. And yes it's operational
The starving migrants will save Greece no worries ...
At the end of the day, the world will see if Greece are a bunch of soul-less pansies, or ready to start chucking molotov cocktails???
" help us Varoufakiswan your our only hope "
I say everyone in the world should quit their job and paying their mortgage to stand in Solidarity with Greece.
I'll lead the charge because I don't have either one. ;)
Count me in.
Forward!
I don't think Tsipras looks much like Darth Vader.
"A house divided against itself cannot stand. I believe this government cannot endure, permanently, half slave and half free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved — I do not expect the house to fall — but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing or all the other. Either the opponents of slavery will arrest the further spread of it, and place it where the public mind shall rest in the belief that it is in the course of ultimate extinction; or its advocates will push it forward, till it shall become lawful in all the States, old as well as new — North as well as South." -Abraham Lincoln
Darth very likely tipped Tsipis off about the firing squad part, as Sarkozy did with Papandreou. He didn't however tell the Greek people and neither did Tsipis.
There is going to be a HUGE reaction in the street. SOON.
Let's hope that Greece has some equivalent, organized or just a serious private conversation, of the Oath Keepers.
Met a 30 yr Greek in Albania, he had just finished his military duty and had come back to his birthplace to start a business. I asked him about any possibe organizied resistance in Greece against the ptb and he just scoffed. He said the only resistance he was aware of was figuring out how to steal EU money.Other than that there was f.a. .
Well, I thought the dress, and unicycle, and shoes were cool.. I dont understand the problem.
KEEP PILING UP THE DEBT AND WE HAVE A DEPRESSION NOT A RECESSION!
Yes, I have taught my boy well!
was that Lucifer making threats, no wonder Greeks caved in!
PREY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY FURTHER !
lol !