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If Greek Banks Are "Fixed" Thanks To Draghi - Then Why Is This Happening?

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When we noted that Greek banks would re-open Monday - thanks to gracious handout from The ECB, we questioned how much faith depositors would have? It appears, given the 4% tumble in National Bank of Greece ADRs that, judging by investors, that 'faith' won't last very long...

 

 

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Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:23 | 6319785 EscapeKey
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look, GREECE IS FIXED, now focus on beyonce's new hair style, god damn it

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:27 | 6319809 El Oregonian
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It will go down like GREECED LIGHTNING!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:33 | 6319835 Motorhead
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Because, of course, the skids are GREECED, yuk, yuk, yuk.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 13:14 | 6319971 UndergroundPost
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International Socialism must be destroyed

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:33 | 6319836 Son of Loki
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Kardashian found a grey hair [on her head] and is pertified she's getting old.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:43 | 6319863 PartysOver
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Off Topic:  Didn't Puerto Rico miss a bond paymnet today?  Or does that even matter.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:48 | 6319882 Peribanu
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Don't worry, the market is just looking to FILL THE GAP. Greece is contained. /sarc

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:26 | 6319798 Rehab Willie
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The faster the Greeks learn to speak German, the better off they will be.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:37 | 6319831 Motorhead
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I thought they tried that once in the 1940s.  Or, wait a minute, do you mean the Greeks living in Germany now?  Sure are plenty of good Greek jernts in Deutschland.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:56 | 6319903 Colonel Klink
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So will Greece plant trees down the main avenue like France, so Germans can march in the shade?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:27 | 6319805 scubapro
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banks to reopen?? really??  thats ballsy Draghi!     open at 9am and out of money by 12pm.    

 

perhaps the greeks are a bit more clever....'nai', get some more cash, then flip the bird.    games begin monday!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 15:48 | 6320607 HenryHall
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"Safety" deposit boxes emptied by 10am.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:27 | 6319808 KnuckleDragger-X
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What is this  'faith' thing of which you speak?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:27 | 6319811 gwar5
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It'll be a mad dash to stash cash before it's gone a _______ ? 

 

 

(If you said 'flash' you would be correct, partial credit for nanosecond.) 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:37 | 6319841 disabledvet
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They'll convert euro's to dollars, yuan maybe yen.

No way will they leave anything of value in the Banks.

So, yeah..."out of the Bank into the House."

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:29 | 6319816 williambanzai7
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Cover this with Kim Kardashian's ass

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:41 | 6319857 Winston Churchill
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Too big a gap.

Oh wait...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:29 | 6319821 Latitude25
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Where I grew up "fixed" means castrated.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:57 | 6319912 Tinky
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Where was that, Lopitoffvia?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:32 | 6319834 yogibear
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Cross out Greece and call it Germany.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:51 | 6319891 q99x2
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I didn't know the US was allowed to get news from Europe

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 13:37 | 6320057 Amun
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The ECB problem could be a lot bigger than the Greeks and their banks

It is not the run on the banks - it is the run from the EURO

17% (!) of EUR denominated currency reserves have been dumped in the last 12 months per available IMF data

that is 265 billions EUROs have been dumped already by world's central banks

 

http://data.imf.org/?sk=E6A5F467-C14B-4AA8-9F6D-5A09EC4E62A4

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 14:03 | 6320065 BurningBetty
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It's clear that non of this is going to last for much longer as these "incidents" are only going to increase in both speed and scale. It is literally inevitable and will increase with exponential growth with time. Per today they are still able to fix the holes just in time before new ones occur. But, as we have seen, the FinMins, PMs and Troika are BARELY able to hold their head above the water. Which was much thanks to Greek politicians who in the final moments ignored the democratic vote of their nation. The can has again been kicked further down the road...but how hard was that kick really given the effort that was put into it? Not hard. Look for these things to occur several times per year as holes emerge all over the place. Once that happens that is when the system will implode. Untill then; I guess it's BTFD!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 13:42 | 6320086 Mike Honcho
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I hope the bankers are sectioned off in hell, if not I am gonna regret alot of my decisions.

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