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Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:02 | 6320968 Skateboarder
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On the golf course.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:03 | 6320974 nuubee
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I believe he was about to take a presidential mulligan.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:08 | 6320987 jefferson32
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Does "Investors.com" contribute financially to ZH?

 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:09 | 6320992 Took Red Pill
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Speaking of lying politicians;

John Boehner 90 second interview segment last Sunday talking about his religion;

http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/john-boehner-on-pope-francis-future-visit-to-congress/

 

He says he has “conversations with the Lord” that start early in the morning and go all day. Isn’t that a sign of mental illness? Watch his eye brows and mouth as he says it. He has this smirk on his face like even he doesn't believe what he's saying.  

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:13 | 6321007 BlowsAgainstthe...
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Another cartoon by the perennially unfunny Michael Ramirez.  The cartoonist for neocons and their stooges.  Not sure why ZH wastes the space.
Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:18 | 6321031 Winston Churchill
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Tyler loves lobbing a grenade into the forum on his way out the door to go home.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:32 | 6321079 Ignatius
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Operation Mayhem, sir.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:36 | 6321092 HowdyDoody
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Iran has called on the P5+1 group to look into Israel's nuclear weapons. There won't be an investigation but Netanyahu may bust a blood vessel in impotent rage. Iran should keep up the pressure.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:59 | 6321178 Amish FinEng
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Exactly, these israeli's are straight trippin!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:37 | 6321296 Cliff Claven Cheers
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These cartoons sure bring out all the Palestinianists in bat shit craziness, kinda like printing a picture of Muhamed the false prophet.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:04 | 6321541 Moe Hamhead
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Like this!   Not Muhamed, but Moe Ham-head, as in pork.  A pig in a turbin or whatever you call it. I get junked by every raghead whenever I post.  Thay hate me like Charlie Hebdo.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:13 | 6321228 A Nanny Moose
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We don't talk about that.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:18 | 6321244 MayIMommaDogFac...
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That's not what it is called anyways -- but, yeah, we do not talk about that.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:32 | 6321078 City_Of_Champyinz
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So you are making the argument that Obama was telling the truth for each of the points made?  Are you fucking stupid or just ignorant?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:46 | 6321128 Winston Churchill
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No , I'm saying the Tylers like shit stirring on occaison.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:50 | 6321144 Chris88
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I think that's why they posted so much Free Shit Army friendly stuff here and why they were blowing Syriza.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:14 | 6321231 A Nanny Moose
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IOW....we've all been trolled by They Tylers.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:13 | 6321010 nuubee
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I didn't know he and Obama were such an item.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:30 | 6321070 FL_Conservative
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The "spirits" he refers to are always on the rocks.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:17 | 6321242 Took Red Pill
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I mean no offense to those who are religous. You can believe what you want. But all these politicians talk about how religious they are. Most aren't really religious people but they know their constituents are, so they pretend to be. They are NOT Christians by their very actions!  They’re just a bunch of frauds manipulating the masses for their own gain; a group of power-hungry, hypocritical, assholes!

 Boehner says he’s getting Pope Francis to speak to Congress. That should be interesting. The Pope should go to Congress and call out all these hypocrites!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:09 | 6321556 August
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A cousin of mine was involved in a DC-focussed Christian prayer program aimed at the District's movers-and-shakers; the program was called "Prayer in High Places".

But I still think "Prayer in a Cesspool" would be more accurate.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:32 | 6321080 BullyBearish
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It's not IBD...it's the owners of IBD, and you and me

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:03 | 6320973 taketheredpill
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Crazy Mullahs FTW!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:07 | 6320988 Rainman
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Only time he told the truth : '  buy stocks now '  ...  March 3, 2009

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:08 | 6320989 Brokenarrow
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He watched clinton and bush dance away from the wh and become rich, living happily ever after. he plans on doing the same. look at the mess those two criminals left behind. iran is far to big for obama to understand. he will put us all in a very dangerous situation.  we would have been better off with blagovitch as potus.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:10 | 6320996 The Delicate Genius
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fuck Ramirez, neocon shill... lol

Here's a better one:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZxKAf8oOwtI/S-wD2OQ6UCI/AAAAAAAAiyc/f5Ou3loVTX...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:27 | 6321062 buzzsaw99
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+1 way better

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:37 | 6321294 Skateboarder
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That's one of the best toons I've seen in a long time.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:45 | 6321315 Hugh G Rection
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That's one of my favorites.

I have some good pics in my facebook community if my fellow Israel haters care to check it out.

https://www.facebook.com/DelendaEstZionism

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:12 | 6321004 davidalan1
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"YOURE A LIAR"? 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:27 | 6321060 The Delicate Genius
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"only countries with normal diplomatic relations with Iran will be permitted to participate in inspections teams organized by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA)."

So they don't want American/Israeli spies touring their nuclear research or military sites?

'Adam Kredo is senior writer for the Washington Free Beacon. Formerly an award-winning political reporter for the Washington Jewish Week, where he frequently broke national new'

And he thought to get Elliot Abrams' opinion - the staunch Israel Firster and Jewish Supremacist? How thoughtful!

Now about those inspections of Israel's nuclear, chemical, and biological sites....

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:29 | 6321279 Oldwood
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But I thought they had nothing to hide? Peaceful nuclear power?

I can't help but wonder why they have continued to hide they plutonium refineries from the world, especially when Russia has committed to providing all of the nuclear reactor fuel they will ever need.

I'm sure they have no ill intentions.

Love and huggs

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:34 | 6321085 shovelhead
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Haha.

Gotta be a record.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:14 | 6321014 papaswamp
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And in other semi related news...
@CNNSitRoom: Confirmed: Alleged #Chattanooga shooter ID's as Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez, born 1990: http://t.co/yCr2RQ1Ug4 http://t.co/Tw6NMoAFXd

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:24 | 6321047 The Delicate Genius
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yeah Pamela Geller already tweeted about it repeatedly

https://twitter.com/pamelageller

nothing about all the church burnings in Israel and Palestine by Jews though, oddly enough.

http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2015/07/church-burning-and-jewish-s...

Of course, when a Muslim does something vile, it is a reflection on Islam and 1.2 billion muslims, but when fundamentalist, supremacist Jews burn down Catholic, Orthodox, and other Christian churches...

why, it's no crime at all, and it would be rayciss to argue it comports with the dictates of the Torah and Talmud.

Is that right?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:47 | 6321130 dsty
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ISLAM TEACHES TERRORISM
MUHAMMAD WAS A TERRORIST
THAT IS WHY ALL OF ISLAM IS GUILTY WHEN ONE OF THEIRS TERRORIZES
THAT IS THEIR RELIGION
DUFUS! 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:08 | 6321211 The Delicate Genius
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"Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves."

The Great and Holy Moses - Numbers 31:17

http://infidels.org/library/modern/donald_morgan/atrocity.html
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/cruelty/long.html

Driving Out the Nations

7 When the Lord your God brings you into the land you are entering to possess and drives out before you many nations—the Hittites, Girgashites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites, seven nations larger and stronger than you— 2 and when the Lord your God has delivered them over to you and you have defeated them, then you must destroy them totally.[a] Make no treaty with them, and show them no mercy. 3 Do not intermarry with them. Do not give your daughters to their sons or take their daughters for your sons, 4 for they will turn your children away from following me to serve other gods, and the Lord’s anger will burn against you and will quickly destroy you. 5 This is what you are to do to them: Break down their altars, smash their sacred stones, cut down their Asherah poles[b] and burn their idols in the fire. 6 For you are a people holy to the Lord your God. The Lord your God has chosen you out of all the peoples on the face of the earth to be his people, his treasured possession.

7 The Lord did not set his affection on you and choose you because you were more numerous than other peoples, for you were the fewest of all peoples. 8 But it was because the Lord loved you and kept the oath he swore to your ancestors that he brought you out with a mighty hand and redeemed you from the land of slavery, from the power of Pharaoh king of Egypt...

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+7

"Out of Egypt

Let's remind ourselves of Israel's supposed early encounters with the diverse kings of Egypt. In the sacred history of the Jews, the ‘father of the races’ Abraham is placed in Babylonia, anachronistically re-labelled Chaldea, a term more appropriate to the empire of Nebuchadnezzar in the 600s BC. The character of Abraham alternates between bedouin pastoralist and landed grandee. Neither has the slightest claim to historical veracity."

- http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/egypt.htm

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:59 | 6321333 Erudite Redneck
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You are free to believe what you want but the reason for the killing ie God's righteous judgement is explained in the very passage you quote.  Most don't bother to understand God and why he commanded women children and animals to be killed:

4 for they will turn your children away from following me to serve other gods, and the Lord’s anger will burn against you and will quickly destroy you. 5 This is what you are to do to them: Break down their altars, smash their sacred stones, cut down their Asherah poles[b] and burn their idols in the fire. 6 For you are a people holy to the Lord your God. The Lord your God has chosen you out of all the peoples on the face of the earth to be his people, his treasured possession.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:22 | 6321429 iinthesky
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True--

Guaranteed those quotes were pulled off some web site citing either how evil and 'inhumane' GOD is in the bible or attempting to show so-called contradictions where there are none.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 15:29 | 6324731 The Delicate Genius
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If you close your eyes and squeeze em real tight there's no sun either.

http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html

jackhole.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 15:28 | 6324725 The Delicate Genius
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thank you for the most insanely idiotic rejoinder I've read thus far.

I guess the righteous judgment didn't extend to the 15 year old virgin females, huh?

You dangerously stupid fucking idiot....

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:48 | 6321131 papaswamp
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Wow who pissed in your wheaties?

To answer your question...this was not an attack on a religious institution. It was a directed attack on US military personnel. ...and you know theres a couple of conflicts going on involving some radicals that US is involved in. But go ahead and extrapolate from my comment I was referring to one religion and excusing others from burning places of worship....which has zero bearing on targeting military personnel.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:08 | 6321209 Amish FinEng
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Now relax, both of you. No fighting.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:23 | 6321259 MayIMommaDogFac...
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No fighting.

WTF?  This is Fight Club.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:24 | 6321263 Tall Tom
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FUCK YOU.

 

This IS Fight Club, bitch.

 

If you want Agrrement Club, or Consensus Club, then GO TO HELL, GO DIRECTLY TO HELL, GO DIRECTLY PAST PURGATORY AND SUFFER ETERNAL FIRE AND DAMNATION FOREVER.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:47 | 6321322 ILLILLILLI
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I think Group Hugs Club still has some spots open, too...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:11 | 6321221 The Delicate Genius
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it wasn't clear, but I was referring to Geller's twitter.

I don't see how the Iranian nuke deal and this are "semi-related" however.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:39 | 6321299 papaswamp
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I had to look up who Geller is...dont follow breitbart. Iran ( burning US flags chanting death to US, etc after the deal), ISIS ( which tweeted just before or after the shooting).... Gosh I dont know.
US needs Iran to help offset ISIS, yet Iran supplies insurgents in US theaters of operation with explosives to kill US troops... Yea semi related.
The enemy of my enemy is my frenemy....

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:16 | 6321023 Colonel Klink
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If you hate the cunt in the White house, you can't get rid of the cunt in the White house.

PS - Only to be replaced by the next one.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:16 | 6321025 A Lunatic
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Yes, having a lying bastard for POTUS is funny isn't it.........

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:21 | 6321040 Creepy Lurker
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Aren't you used to it by now?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:20 | 6321034 gatorengineer
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This too will sail through congress, wtih Bonner and McConnel pushing.......  

Would like to hear how the Jews are secretly in favor of this......

 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:25 | 6321051 Thirtyseven
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What's wrong with Iran having nukes and the capability to deliver them to Ashdod or Haifa?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:51 | 6321147 foxmuldar
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thirtyseven is that your IQ?

 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:30 | 6321071 Grimaldus
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Why has obirdbrain not been arrested?

 

Grimaldus

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:31 | 6321073 The Delicate Genius
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A series of CIA memos describes how Israeli Mossad agents posed as American spies to recruit members of the terrorist organization Jundallah to fight their covert war against Iran.

http://foreignpolicy.com/2012/01/13/false-flag/

Suspicions Persist about Iranian “Laptop of Death”
http://www.lobelog.com/suspicions-persist-about-iranian-laptop-of-death/

Iran, Nukes,
and the ‘Laptop of Death’
http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2007/12/10/iran-nukes-and-the-laptop-...

The "Laptop of Death": It's (Judy) Miller time!
http://cannonfire.blogspot.com/2009/10/laptop-of-death-its-judy-miller-t...

Googling Laptops of Death
http://thenexthurrah.typepad.com/the_next_hurrah/2006/12/googling_laptop...

Now why would anyone need or want to fake evidence that Iran was working on a nuke?

Benjamin Netanyahu's Long History of Crying Wolf About Iran's Nuclear Weapons
https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/03/02/brief-history-netanyahu-cr...

Netanyahu 1992: Iran will Have the Bomb by 1997
http://www.juancole.com/2012/03/netanyahu-1992-iran-will-have-the-bomb-b...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:50 | 6321140 dsty
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ya ya ya

and what do you think we are doing?

what goes around comes around

go live in Islamaworld

you will find true happines there

and a really short haircut

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:01 | 6321186 The Delicate Genius
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funny - it almost seems like you didn't respond at all to the substance/links of the post at all.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:11 | 6321220 Amish FinEng
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He's identified you as a jew hater. The emotions poured out.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:15 | 6321236 The Delicate Genius
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isn't it funny how criticism of the US, or UK, or Iranian governments is fine, but criticism of Israel is per se 'Jew hate'?

Why, its almost as if some people think Israel and Jews are simply above all laws, and all criticism, while every Muslim is responsible for the act of any single Muslim - which seems incoherent to me, but I'm here to learn.

Typically, I'd feel embarrassed and ashamed to engage in that kind of double standard and hypocrisy... I think the trick is to simply have no shame.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:28 | 6321275 Amish FinEng
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A tribal genetic trait.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:55 | 6321350 Oldwood
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Humans have a long history of racism and it is always important to be cognizant of that. Progressives sensitized us to such a level that rational discussions of race as well as many other issues have become toxic.

On this site there is always plenty of expressed hate to go around. Unfortunately when it comes to Jews there is no middle ground for many. They take a page from progressives and see any disagreement as an opportunity to attack and disparage everyone.

I would think that we would all wish for a world where opinions can be expressed AND disagreed with in a civil way. That those who claim to despise Political correctness for its motives of silencing it opposition, would see that same tendency in themselves. Unfortunately enough, ideology and economic theories are not exempt from hypocrisy.

The hardest people to learn from are those who are so sure that they are the smartest person in the room. Arrogance is a major turnoff.

Sure I know this is fight club, but seriously, lets go for a real contest rather than WWF.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:59 | 6321179 shovelhead
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Got some more of those loony lefty webzlinks?

Everyone needs a good laugh.

Just be careful to step around the drool spots.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:16 | 6321200 The Delicate Genius
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Yeah FP is super left wing.

lol.

That's some weak ass hasbara gatekeeping, son.

Go drink a redbull, come back and see what you can do on the merits...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:47 | 6321321 AllMightyDollar
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PEACE IN OUR TIME

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:50 | 6321335 kchrisc
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As for the so-called deal, and CIA-Obama's making of it...

Don't believe the hype, it's Zionist tripe.

Liberty is demand. Tyranny is submission.

 

An note of warning on it from 2013:
http://landdestroyer.blogspot.mx/2013/11/nuclear-deal-with-iran-prelude-...

And the this Brookings 2009 paper, subtitled "Options for a New American Strategy Toward Iran.":
http://www.brookings.edu/~/media/research/files/papers/2009/6/iran%20str...

My blood chilled when I saw "New American"  on it. Almost a joke when one considers it, and the other, more famous, "New American" document. I wonder, what rhymes with "new," and are also prevalent authors of treason and fifth-column supporting documents? I wonder?!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:22 | 6321584 sbenard
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And when he's wrong this time, tens of millions will die! He'll be the Neville Chamberlain of the 21st Century -- the greatest fool in history!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:14 | 6321733 silentboom
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Oh who gives a shit both parties are in on it.  It's a big fucking fake wrestling match and the only loser is us who cheer like buffoons while the show goes on.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 00:22 | 6322362 onmail
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EVERY WORD OBAMA SPEAKS IS A LIE

 

Rather , if you reverse what he vomits out of his CabalBankstersCocksSuckedMouth

you may get it rightly

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