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Do you see a bubble?

 

 

If your answer is "no", proceed to job offer!

 

h/t @NorthmanTrader

 

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Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:15 | 6321407 Bluntly Put
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It's a stairway to heaven.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:20 | 6321423 Hugh G Rection
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Looks ready to breakout

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:27 | 6321444 CrazyCooter
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I think it has been going up for more than four hours now, so better call a PhD.

Regards,

Cooter

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:58 | 6321685 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Nearly vertical as it is... can it bend backwards and travel back in time?

I say a 50/50 chance it gaps up to infinity...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:27 | 6321445 Tall Tom
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To da Moon!!! To da Moon!!!

 

It is going to a Zillion. Ya had best buy in now as itz cheap.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 05:56 | 6322705 invisible touch
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to infinitiy and beyond

 

https://youtu.be/2VSYmGSJtCA?t=8s

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:21 | 6321425 kliguy38
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but a sucker's drop to hell soon

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:22 | 6321432 Richard Chesler
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Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. No sign of a bubble here, no sir.

 

Do I get the job?


Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:24 | 6321440 Spitzer
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Only in this time of great moderation.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:13 | 6321564 Vullsain
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And with the end of the business cycle stocks can only go higher, the new paradigm and all that jazz..

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:48 | 6321858 OldPhart
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I sure hope the next bubble they inflate will be gold/silver.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:40 | 6322079 TheReplacement
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The history books will say something just like that if they win again.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:11 | 6321723 JustAboutThatAc...
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What happens to this permanent high plateau when AAPL misses earnings and guides lower on slow China sales and no watch sales?

Will they do what Intel did and indefinitely expatriate all overseas earnings and beat with a lower tax rate?

Just wondering....

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:28 | 6321786 armageddon addahere
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Earnings don't matter anymore. Look at NFLX ripping higher on falling earnings and negative cash flow.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:44 | 6321834 HungryPorkChop
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This is a sign of a healthy, vibrant and growing economy.  Given the tools available to us, we will undoubtably need to raise interest rates later in Q3 or Q4 of this year. 

 

Please let me know the address to show up and start gettin' my pay check!!

 

 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:31 | 6321452 JLO
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Steps are loose though and OH BOY! its a long and quick fall to hell!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:40 | 6321484 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Bubbles are round.  Where's my prize?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:43 | 6321493 Slurm
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No need to send probes to space, just ride the NASDAQ_ROCKET! 

 

This is like the econonmic version of Speed. If it goes below 5500, it blows up. So now it just goes round and round while the Banksters are escorted off until it blows a tire.

Wish Keanu was driving this thing, would turn out better.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:38 | 6322072 TheReplacement
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I see a brontosaurus.  So cute.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:17 | 6321412 beavertails
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Nope.  A hockey stick

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:47 | 6321505 deflator
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 If you see hockey sticks you are definitely on the domestic terrorist watch list...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:17 | 6321413 ZH Snob
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I see an up market.  no downside at all.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:17 | 6321415 Living The Dream
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Climbing the tall wall of worry...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:19 | 6321418 Government need...
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Hey banksters, when you get to the top, dont forget to jump!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:19 | 6321419 birddog27
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Looks perfectly normal to me....

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:19 | 6321755 JoWazzoo
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Both Bernanke and King Hussein indicated that equities were a good investment.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:19 | 6321421 Seasmoke
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I see a map of Israel. 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:05 | 6321544 reTARD
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You automatically get the job, no interview needed. When can you start?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:22 | 6321434 Colonel Klink
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Tick tock, that which cannot be sustained....

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:23 | 6321435 Seasmoke
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I see a bubble in 2003 but it was taken care of by smartest people in the room and no problems since. 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:25 | 6321441 davidalan1
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isnt this about the time Mark Cuban made his fortune back  in the day by seeing the obvious?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:26 | 6321442 Dre4dwolf
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No I see inflation.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:29 | 6321448 Guentzburgh
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OMG, did you count the down days ?   there where more than the up days!

What bubble?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:29 | 6321449 FreeNewEnergy
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I see the Wolf of Wall Street!

Do I get to throw the midget now?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:38 | 6321453 cowdiddly
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I see a rhino horn fixing to latch under the side of the Landcruiser on an old rerun of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kindgom

"When you combine stupidity with leverage you get some pretty interesting results" Uncle Warren

When do you think I could expect my second interview? Oh, you'll call,

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:31 | 6321454 Manipuflation
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In my jaded mind I see "cliffhanger" from the Price is Wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHv5jgXz9I8

Sorry that I didn't find one with Bob Barker and his slim line microphone but time is money.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:34 | 6321460 NoWayJose
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Looks like China

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:34 | 6321462 Amish Hacker
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I see a vigorous equities market honestly reflecting the discounted net present value of a robust, thriving economy which is well on its way to a permanent high plateau.

When do I start?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:36 | 6321622 JuicedGamma
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Happened to me in the 80s "permanant high".  Hell of a hangover followed.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 00:24 | 6322371 Amish Hacker
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I was thinking of Irving Fisher's prediction of a "permanently high plateau" in the stock market, just before the 1929 crash.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:37 | 6321472 1stepcloser
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Perfect errection angle... Yellen gets moist looking at it

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:46 | 6321504 DavidC
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Now you mention it, so do I now.

Ah yes - moist - what a lovely word.

DavidC

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:46 | 6321473 BurningBetty
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Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:37 | 6321474 BurningBetty
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The reason you don't see extreme inflation in general is because all the QE is in the equities, bonds, homes etc. There is a reason these things have been going through the roof. If people that sold all their stocks and their homes went on a spending spree to spend their profits from these sales, without reinvesting them further, then you would see inflation that the QEs around the world have caused. As long as markets continue it's rise there won't be any inflation(at least not what one might have expected with all the trillions in moneyprinting).

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:06 | 6321546 cheech_wizard
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Just out of curiosity how long have you been living in a bubble and where can I get one?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2015/02/28/rise-beef-prices...

I gave you the USA Today version just to keep it simple for you.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:23 | 6321582 BurningBetty
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Not in the US I don't so I can't really say. Yes, there have been inflation here also(Norway) but mainly in in property and stocks. Foods have become more expensive but it's not like it's through the roof. Maybe Norway is a bad example but that's pretty much what I can compare it to. Ofcourse, we too have the hidden inflation of "NEW AND BETTER" packaging and better taste where products have shrink in size; but compared to the amount of money that has been printed the inflation is nowhere near what it should have been if the money haven't found it's way into property, stocks, bonds, education costs etc.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:08 | 6321712 GotGalt
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+1000 to your comment BurningBetty.  Inflation follows where the velocity of money is going.  Since the rich hold 99.9% of money and money producing assets, it follows that one will see the inflation most pronounced in areas where the rich focus their spending.  Thus, trophy real estate (or rentals for the sheeple), art & fine wine, fine dining experiences, collector cars and other toys.  All these areas have seen huge inflation because a lot of money is chasing after these assets.  If all the money was redistributed equally between everybody, inflation would be quite obvious in all areas because everybody has got money to spend all of a sudden. 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:38 | 6321476 orangegeek
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looks like CLIMATE CHANGE - isn't it interesting how fraud aligns itself so well.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:45 | 6321497 DavidC
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I'm unable to display it unfortunately but get a NASDAQ chart going back to the early 80s - massive double top and back to la-la bubble land now.

DavidC

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:46 | 6321502 3Wishes
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It depends on what "Is" Is.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:48 | 6321507 who cares
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This is just an illusion. I think is from a science -fiction Holliwood movie.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:49 | 6321509 GoldenDonuts
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Nope no bubble there.  I just see a spikey thing.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:50 | 6321514 Yen Cross
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  At first I thought it was the Shanghai exchange before the drop. We can clearly see where this is heading.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:53 | 6321522 toros
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Janet Yellen has wears pany liners with Zerohedge writen on the inside crotch.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:57 | 6321531 SpasticGramps
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Nope. Looks like moderate to modest growth to me.

YOU'RE HIRED!!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:17 | 6321570 johnlocke445
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What I see is someone unable to color within the lines. Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:19 | 6321576 johnlocke445
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If the Federal Reserve hired Captain Kangaroo they'll hire anyone.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:25 | 6321597 Milton Waddams
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It's only a bubble because every minuscule drop, or persistent weakness, is met with sheer sentimental panic. In a healthy market, a 10% "correction" every now and then would be welcome, and a 20% correction would be the catalyst to begin wringing hands and talking about blood on the street. I fear that "crashing" upwards (if you are visually oriented, turn the chart upside down) is the only path toward the beginning of the beginning of some semblance of "normalcy" (defined by say the last two centuries or so of market data). What?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:25 | 6321598 Wave-Tech
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They will pay dearly for this....

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:34 | 6321619 JuicedGamma
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What's wrong with "money for nothing and your chicks for free!"

 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:39 | 6321631 flyingcaveman
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No! the only way to see bubbles is after they happen.  What do I win?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:45 | 6321642 Kina
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Looks like ready to ejaculate, umbrellas quickly.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:45 | 6321649 kahunabear
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Nothing can be said at this point. The bears have been defeated. I was surprised how many came out of hibernation in this last little Greek blip. Might as well sit back, relax and wait. Eventually, the bubble will burst. No reason to fight it. The market is parabolic.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:49 | 6321659 JuicedGamma
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Totally agree.  It will not stop until it stops.  Then we're all fucked.  Might as well enjoy the ride up.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:46 | 6321651 ThrowAwayYourTV
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I see a guillotine. Actually, I see a lot of guillotine's.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:49 | 6321658 tosser2000
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Looks like my boner after taking 50 viagra

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:57 | 6321687 Raul44
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"We see slight valuation but not a bubble when compared to US real economy." - FED 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:04 | 6321701 Hohum
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I smell tulips.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:18 | 6321748 falga
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It's going to 10000

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:29 | 6321791 JoWazzoo
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Looks to me like any well behaved equity market.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:08 | 6321940 El Hosel
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Morning Wood meats ground hog day. Every day is the same play, gap and squeeze the most shorted. 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 23:16 | 6322220 VelvetHog
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Ho Lee Phuck, Batman!

 

Nope.  No bubble. Just be sure to buy the dip!

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 00:56 | 6322426 Telemakhos
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This graph would be better if the time scale included, say, the year 2000.  Because then we could see in the subsequent years the down-side of the tech bubble that had risen to nearly the same height.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 01:20 | 6322454 Morcane
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The trend is your friend.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 03:16 | 6322582 asfffasfff
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in bodybuilding they call it steroids

 

it usually ends with heart failure

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 03:58 | 6322623 GFORCE
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Boring!

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 04:18 | 6322637 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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5666 = TOP

(or maybe some other number)

Sun, 07/19/2015 - 01:26 | 6328769 rbf
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 result of these crazy monetary policies the purchasing power of the currency is going in the opposite direction. But the purpose of qe2 and all the subsequent bs from the Federal Reserve was and still remains to fund Obama's extravagant spending.

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