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Tennessee Woman Arrested For Printing Money: "All These Other Bitches Get To Print Money So I Can Too"
In what is either the best example why one should never believe anything they read on the internet, or just blatant frontrunning of the last QE by a few years, earlier this week a woman from Kingsport, Tennessee was arrested for counterfeiting money. That in itself is not surprising - it was her justification why she did it: she told police that she thought she was doing nothing wrong because she had read online that President Barack Obama made a new law allowing her to print her own money.
Pamela Downs, 45
TimesNews reports that police were called to a local grocery store on Sunday night in regards to a complaint about counterfeit money. When the reporting officer arrived, he spoke with a gas station clerk who said that just prior to the officer's arrival, a white female had handed him a $5 bill, which he suspected to be counterfeit.
Since the bill had been printed on regular computer paper and each side had been glued together (but was falling apart), the officer immediately recognized the bill as a fake.
The officer spoke with the female, identified as Pamela Downs, 45. After initially responding that she had gotten the fake bill from a gas station, Downs was asked by the officer if her purse could be searched, to which she agreed. Inside her purse, the officer found a $100 which was also counterfeit, according to the report. The bill was printed in black and white and the backside of the bill was upside down.
A couple of receipts from Walmart were also found inside the purse, showing Downs had purchased copy paper and a printer.
At that point she was arrested, and she gave the best money-counterfeiting "defense" we have heard in a long time:
"I don't give a ****, all these other bitches get to print money so I can too."
It was not immediately clear which "bitches" she was referring to.
The police then searched the apartment and found several items consistent with being used to print counterfeit currency including paper, scissors, glue and a printer. Several more counterfeit bills, both cut and uncut, were located at the apartment. Officers estimated the total to be around $30,000 to $50,000.
While at the jail, Downs reportedly told the officer the receipts that were found were items she used to print money in her apartment.
And back to the rationalization: "She then told officers she read online that President Obama had made a new law that permitted her to print her own money because she is on a fixed income, the report stated."
She was charged with criminal simulation and counterfeiting.
While there are literally countless angles one can go with this story, maybe the best conclusion is that if only she had waited a few more years before printing her own money with the "president's blessing", all of this unpleasantness could have been avoided.
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Arrest Yellen
Someone had the perfect comment for this yesterday...
Talk about entitlement. Hell, Ill vote for Obama if I can print my own money. Afterall, he still his has phone and pen!
You can't fix stupid.
Janet.. Ms. helmet ... she can do it .. why not others??? what a hoot :-D
I want to mate with her, and our spawn shall be wonderous.......
They misspelled her name.
They wrote:
Pamela Downs, 45
It should be
Pamela Has Downs, 45
Who are the other bitches ? Janet Yellen and Ben Bernanke ?
I'm making 1,000,000 a month by printing my own money. Sign up at www.inkjet.com
THIS is what a true patriot looks like these days. Imagine a big minority och majority doing the same as her!
The Sheeple are waking up and going to jail for it.
But had she been a member of the banking clique like Yellen the dual passport citizen it would be ok.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Fischer
If you are a citizen of Israel its also OK to print US dollars and not go to jail. As a matter of fact you get rich doing it...
It's bitchez not bitches.
"all these other bitchez get to print money"
"All These Other Bitches Get To Print Money So I Can Too."
Damn, I wish Yellen had just come right out and said that to Congress.
Sorry, Babe... only the self-chosen elite are allowed to counterfeit currency. You lose. Jail time. (Although I'd rather have your fiat as opposed to Janet's.)
Sorry, Babe... only the self-chosen elite are allowed to counterfeit currency. You lose. Jail time.
+1. Note the crime is "criminal simulation". SO when the Fed prints money to stimulate the economy, it is "monetary policy". but when a mundane does it, it is "criminal stimulation." See?
The other counterfeitter today is the family gardener or anyone tending their own veggies & greens in the yard. Go family farmers go
She should have came up with her own crypto-currency, cause trash is gonna be trash soon anyway...
http://galeinnes.blogspot.com/2015/07/the-awakening-of-technology.html
Anyway, I just logged into say that, while this story is a gas, of epic proportion, we should be teaching people that you can print your own money, and how...
(Thanks for those comments below about local farming, because in the times ahead people are gonna wish they had listened, and don't forget about the war on water running now thanks the droughts!)
Anyway, this reminds me of a song...
http://galeinnes.blogspot.com/2015/07/the-awakening-of-technology.html
The poor woman looks like a toothless hillbilly. She should start selling moonshine just like her ancestors. There are obviously no dentists in the deep south.
All I want to do is feed my family, keeping them healthy and safe.
Wrong fucking glue. I could have told her.
When attempting to get comments from the FEDRES chairman, Mr. Yellen, regarding this story, she could not be reached. However, White Horse spokesfaggot Jeh Johnson stated (off the record) that the 'entreprenurial spirit of average, fugly, bad-smelling and highly intellectually-challenged 'merkuns is obviously in play here', and that 'President Soetoro has been informed, and will be briefed on this situation'.
...bytchez!
"all these other bitchez get to print money"
becomes
"all these other bitchez get to be character witnesses"
BETTER CALL SAUL!
There is a big, large minority doing essentially what she is doing.
Yet most believe that is okay for this minority to have monopoly rights over the printing of money.
Actually...she has a point. Why does this private monopoly have these rights, whereas, we the people are subjected to have our wealth eroded and stolen due to that minority's unreasonable and imprudent financial practices?
She may end up serving Five Years but the priveleged minority with the monopoly rights will end up owning all that you own.
You? As for you...YOU DESERVE WHAT THAT MINORITY IS DOING TO YOU.
Well TT,
The financial elite were kicked out of the US a couple of times, but after 1913 they managed to turn the US from a 3 tier republic with checks and balances into a bought and paid for democracy.
It’s up to us old farts to enlighten the kids or else it’s 1984 all over again.
If you want to know what a bought and paid for democracy looks like, look no further than Vickie “Chevron” Nuland’s $5 billion dollars worth of NGO’s in Ukraine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Madl_NiYkek
The problem is that our media is in print and the kids do not like to read.
Unfortunately that "enlightenment" will only be understood when they suffer true hunger.
And when I read the claptrap from one of them spouting off nonsense I do kind of get a tad irritated.
And if I want to know what a bought and paid for democracy looks like then I do not need look further to Washington DC, specifically Congress and K Street. I need not necessarily look at Nuland's Ukraine.
It is a little too late as only insignificant vestiges remain of our once Great Republic. The Grand Experiment has failed.
So do tell me...Why repeat an experiment that does not work? A few tweaks here and a few nudges over there are not going to make any difference at all because we are fighting against BIOLOGY. As Herd Animals Human Being are hardwired, encoded in the collective DNA, to follow an Alpha Leader.
Yes we can intellectualize, and we can philosophize all that we want. And that changes nothing about the herd mentality and herd behavior of humans.
You just cannot fight Natural Laws. You will end up losing that battle. And I know that you know that..
Give up your rights to social security socialism and then tell us kids what we like to do. Hunger...Will you be hungry on your food stamps oldie? Must be nice getting to count on your ponzi scheme to pay out. My generation doesn't get that luxury. We will pay 15% and never see a dime.
I am 56 years old. I am not presently collecting Social Security or any Government benefits. I do not presently qualify..
Furthermore this shitshow is not going to last another two years.
Finally I will not be starving and that is not due to either Social Security or EBT. It is due to preparing for the shitshow.
If you are dependent upon either of those Government handouts then you will be starving.
It is not about whether anyone has to give anything up. The Government will be insolvent, irrelevant, and unable to provide...PERIOD.
There will not be any choice about it.
All she needs is a large number of heavily armed, uniformed thugs to impose her will, and she's good to go!
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fucking great post!
logged in just to tell ya
"Who are the other bitches ? Janet Yellen and Ben Bernanke ?"
Obama gone put gas in my car! Obama gone pay my mortgage!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI
Yup, but there's lots more bitches printing money than just those two. Kuroda, Draghi, and soon the bitch from the north Poloz. Bitches all around the world are printing big cash.
Stupid Bitch!! She should know money printing can only be used to help the rich!!!
Stupid cracker
Well, I admit she made a very stupid attempt at forgery. She should have taken lessons from Obama how to do it right.
In a way, I do agree with her. If we all were to do this, interesting things would happen. Sometimes you don't need to be Einstein to have a glimpse of brilliance.
Miffed;-)
Hey she went with her best bill, not her fault about the glue.
Her 100 had the back upside down....
That quote will become famous. We have to ask WB to make shirts with the quote and her face. It will be a collectors item in a few years
It's probably the drugs, but I just got an idea for a story. Instead of calling the cops, that store clerk says "If she can, I can" and accepts the money. Then he goes home and does the same thing, and the person he spends it with continues the contagion effect until the entire country is driving Monster Trucks and living in a McMansion. All this money is great, until one day there is nothing left to buy, because everyone stopped going to work.
Going to work is for chumps. Haven't you head of stocks?
Stupid cracker
She should of taken it to the bank. They would of given her a load of paper crap in exchange.
I empoathise with her stupidity.
She should have printed up mortgages and sold them to Goldman Sachs so they could securitize them and sell them to every bank, pension fund and hedge fund in the world.
Doesnt she know the government has a monopoly?
Pamela Downs
Appropriate name. About that bright.
For some reason, people are really hating the Down's Syndrome jokes around here today
dup
“I want to mate with her, and our spawn shall be wonderous…....”
If you look anything like Boris, the Mayor of the City, that would be a horridly scary thing.
So please tell me readers of ZH why what she did was wrong .
She's greedy for one thing. She already gets free money, because of her "fixed income."
But it IS kind of encouraging that someone this fucking stupid seems to be getting a clue.
Well, the local ethos is printing money based on nothing, so she was merely following the morals of the country in which she resides. She just ran into the problem of government monopoly on fiat.
If she wanted to do it properly, she should have loaned the money she printed at interest to her neighbours then sat back and got rich while everyone around her became her debt slaves.
Actually, that cynical point is a fantastic idea. Some people are probably already getting (racial slur)-rich doing it....Risk begets reward.
"I want to mate with her..."
EEEEWWWWW!!!!
je suis FRB
+1 Would LOL again
Janet Yellen the Ninja Turtle Felon prints, bitchez !
My God - and it fucking hurts too. . .
Much more intersting:
WATCH: Arizona cops illegally barge into home of showering woman and handcuff her while she’s naked
Sandra Bland was stopped by Texas police for a lane change and ended up dead in a jail cellAwesome Avatar Skid Marks !!
Is that Rocky and Bullwinkle?
WTF? How is that counterfitting? All she is doing is stimulating the economy
She is so 1980 with the money printing.
Real fraudsters just press CTRL + P and eh voila digital munneh appears in acccount, no paper required!
@skid marks: i want money bills with your avar printed in large scale, it would, i think, make solid stimulus to economy.
She beastly and hideous enough, you dont know who Yellen's dad is and you don't know who her daddy is. Odds favor they could be related. The only thing she is lacking is she is not employed by the US government, otherwise they wouldn't arrest her.
We would need a side profile pic to verify 100%.
Mr. Yellen is a US gov't employee? News to me!
"Since the bill had been printed on regular computer paper and each side had been glued together (but was falling apart), the officer immediately recognized the bill as a fake".
Oooh, you can't get one over on him!
DavidC
LOL. Staples and tape pass the muster
You'd better be careful, DavidC.
Sgt. Stedenko has told me that he takes this as a personal insult (right before he pissed all over my shoes in that bathroom in Mexicale).
Cheech...
Where does that leave you and yours? Do as you're told bitch
> You can't be a central banker unless your mother was a central banker
And the goyim cannot print money anyway.
Correction: You can't be a central banker unless your mother's father was a central banker.
Everyone knows central banking is a man's profession. They give it to the women when things go wrong... really wrong.
She should be tried by a Jury of her peers (other poor people who wish they could print too). Such a Jury could set legal precedence.
I am not aware of any laws that prevent a person from printing their own unique currency, as long as it does not attempt to imitate another.
If you have trouble getting others to accept your currency, try precious metal coins of your own distinct design.
Plus she forgot to 'donate' some of that fake $ to the politicians that will let her keep printing it.
So now owning paper, scissors, glue and a printer will get you flagged.
Brilliant.
Whoever isn't flagged by now is ignorant... Or a pussy.
Build bombs...Construct a flamethrower...create Poison Gases....
STOP SPENDING MONEY. FUCK THE NSA. FUCK THE TSA. FUCK THE IRS. FUCK THEM ALL.
Think I am flagged?
Damn. That is the point.
If you are not flagged by now then you are not DOING ENOUGH.
You forgot pressure cooker.
I was tempted to take a home canning class because that is one area I could use some instruction. Being a microbiologist, I'd be tempted to culture everything for Clostridium so I need to temper my paranoia with sound technique. Somehow the thought being put in a choke hold, slammed to the ground and hogtied for carrying my pressure cooker to the car really doesn't appeal. Makes me want to turn it into a bomb just to have some pay back.
Miffed
Miffed,
May I suggest "The Ball Blue Book" (no jokes on the title, I did not write it) for beginning you home canning. Good instructions on using a pressure cooker for canning low acid foods.
Miffed,
May I suggest a mixture of Nitric Acid, Sulfuric Acid and some Radiator Fluid in that Pressure Cooker?
You need those acids for a explosive affect.
These are the best instructions on how toconvert that damned device into a bomb. It will be a blast.
Ok, you are just nuts! ;-)
So when I trip with this mixture in hand I suppose I get more than a chemical peel.
And I'm afraid to get water near the big jar of elemental zinc I use in the lab.
If there ever is a mushroom cloud over Lakeside, I will shoot off one of our rockets in your memory.
Miffed;-)
My 5 lbs jar of powdered Zinc is right next to the kitchen sink...
Need I move it?
I also have some Sulfur...Hmmmm....
Thanks!
The title makes me laugh. Especially since I fell for that one ( I did give mr a stern reprimand and finger shake when I found out my foolishness, he just smiled and shrugged his shoulders). The perils of being a dingbat blond who loves to help her man any way possible!
I really need to shore up this one area. Next up is pickling.
Miffed;-)
I can understand bombs. Good for stumps and rocks. I can understand flamethrowers, just plain good ol' fun.
But poison gasses? Come to think of it, beans beans the musical fruit....
How do you turn a pussy into a dick?
Give him a badge!
I bet a transgender cop wouldn't shoot my dog.
We'll have to see if Caitlyn tries out for the force.
DROP YOUR PANTIES AND COME OUT WITH YOUR COCK WHERE I CAN SEE IT!
OHH...
I'm arresting you for having a 'weapon of ASS destruction'! Now, we can go EASY on you...
DROP YOUR PANTIES AND COME OUT WITH YOUR COCK WHERE I CAN SEE IT!
OHH...
I'm arresting you for having a 'weapon of ASS destruction'! Now, we can go EASY on you...
"So now owning paper, scissors, glue and a printer will get you flagged."
What about paper, scissors and rock? My legacy vinyl collection has a bunch of that.
Can I say I was false flagged?
When you have EVERYONES phone calls and EVERYONE is flagged you have NOTHING.
Those were the old days. Think ahead young roadhazard. What is recorded today will be searchable tomorrow. What is searchable tomorrow is potentially criminialized the day after. Add in secret courts, secret laws, bada boom, bada bing, you're dead.
Do I need to consider retaining a lawyer for my kid in kindergarten ?
Lawyers don't matter anymore now that evidence must often be kept secret due to national security concerns.
Would you like a cigarette with your blindfold?
Yes.
Ha! You don't get a cigaretter NOR a blindfold!
Fire!
Bababababang
Step-step-step
Click
Bang (or chop, depending on religion and/or geography - don't wanna discriminate against arabs and mexicans).
How do the local cops have any jurisdiction? This is a Secret Service matter.
The lady does have a point on money rolling off the presses...
Obtaining property by false pretense. Seems like we could get Arpaio, or some other sheriff, to arrest the FED.
You may find this intereesting....
http://www.thetruthaboutthelaw.com/banks-lend-money-they-create-out-of-t...
Supporting files......
http://mn.gov/lawlib/CreditRiver/CreditRiverDocs.html
Still waiting for someone to arrest Federal Reserve Inc. employees for counterfeiting.
"all these other bitches get to print money so I can too" Is refering to Yellen, is so odvious.
Having discovered that the cash was unfit for civil forfeiture, the cop searched the woman's bag hoping to find some real money.
Arrest then convict, then hang the tribal bitch yellen.
Now, which imbicile would down vote you? It must be a tribe member / fed lover.
/thread
Unfortunately for MRs Downs, the clerk didn't phone the Investigative and Enforcement b
Branch of the CFTC.
Fuck you with a barge pole Bart.
They're looking for a Cadillac with Tennessee plates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxwjX8UQRrQ
John Hiatt and the Goners live
She'll be passing the time, doing 5 to 8, in a Tennessee prison making Tennessee plates :(
Presenting the next portrait on the $20 bill.
/Fitting that it's a mugshot
I thought that was her MENSA ID pic.
@813....agreed that would be fitting mug for the 20....but I would love to see what product she was putting out....print wise that is.
Damn straight. If Mr. Yellen and Ms. Bernanke can print money....why not this fine upstanding citizen.
She needs to fuck Fonestar. Those two would make quite a pair.
I busted out laughing on this one. Nice one Jumbo. Not sure if some know Fony.
Probably refering to Fonestar's original avatar.
Both look like a match made in the toilet bowl.
LOL!!!!
I know the one. Reminded me of Moe on 3 stooges. Maybe it was him.
fonestar's original avatar was Ezra Pound's mugshot:
http://file2.answcdn.com/answ-cld/image/upload/w_760,c_fill,g_faces:cent...
<chuckle>....I made the comment about Fonestar because he always hawks Bitcoin on this site, which is an NSA co-opted scheme to print digital currency using your GPU on your computer (preferably ones made by the former ATI graphics company now part of AMD. They go by the name of Radeon).
Anyway....birds of a feather. Although hers was a bit more.....crude.....shall we say. But still.....Bitcoin is only allowed by the MIC as of right now because they are such a microscopic portion of underground currency printing. Once it really takes off, look for taxation on it ( it will come from the banks requiring a "fee" on every Bitcoin transaction done through an approve card reader at a Point of Sale device). Or when Bitcoins are bought and sold to be converted to another currency. Look at transaction fees to be put there as well.
Or worse comes to worse, the NSA which already has cracked the interwebs globally will just hunt down the I.P. addresses of every computer world wide "mining" Bitcoins. Every piece of hardware in a computer has a digital name and serial code. All they have to do is man in the middle snooping of computers, those that have been identified with Radeon GPU's or FPGA (Field Gate Programmable Arrays) not only churning code 24/7, but having their Bitcoin verified and once a coin has been "minted". Break the digital wallet or watch where the Bitcoin goes for storage....and voila......you have been made.
Central Banks......do......not......like.....competition. That's why they own politicians and governments. That way they have plausible deniability when they need people to be jailed or killed. "It wasn't us.....it was a legitimate use of force by the FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security"
+1. I tried to say similar on those early Bigcoin threads, where Fone ant others were constantly painting it as free and without .gov intervention. The principles of Bigcoin are great, don't get me wrong. But unless you dig into how and why it was brought into existence, and why it hasn't been removed yet, then any rational person can see that it is a total setup.
Once everyone moves away from cash and to an online system, EVERY move is tracked and traced and taxed. There is no hiding when logging onto the global WAN.
Very good points Jumbotron and nope-1004 . . . and none of it would work without the wholesale use of judges (politicians in black robes) to deliver their bidding -- having suckered most of us into the false reality they're part of some sort of "justice" system. They are there to enforce the dual system -- one set of rules for the privileged and another for the rest of us commoners.
Are you guys (Jumbotron and nope-1004) making some kind of a (very poor) performance here or what? I'm not sure what to make of this obviously worthless bullshit.
Truth is stanger than fiction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-PObNBVIXQ
"I don't give a ****, all these other bitches get to print money so I can too." FUCKING EPIC!!!
Free that bitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!
"whoop that Trick...."
Hustle & Flow
"Evidence pointing to international espionage, a plot to murder former Greek Prime Minister Costas Karamanlis and a 2012 plan for Greece’s exit from the euro code-named the “Silver Drachma” are just some of the sensational findings unveiled in a report by Greek Anti-Corruption Investigator Dimitris Foukas, released on Friday and sent to the Justices’ Council for consideration.
The report outlines the findings of three converging judicial investigations spanning several years, initiated after the notorious phone-tapping scandal in 2005 and revelations that the mobile phones of then Prime Minister Karamanlis and dozens of other prominent Greeks were under surveillance.
This investigation later merged with that of the “Pythias Plan'” – for the neutralization and even murder of Karamanlis – and allegations that Greek National Intelligence Service officers and former Minister Michalis Karchimakis had leaked classified state secrets and documents.
Foukas cited evidence – including Wikileaks reports – supporting the existence of the Pythias Plan, which he said was designed to exert pressure on the Greek government to change its policy in crucial sectors, such as energy, arms procurements and public sector procurements. According to the report, the rapprochement between Greece and Russia provoked action by the United States to avert agreements for Russian pipelines, leading to the gradual abandonment of the plans by Athens and its commitment to the Trans-Adriatic Pipeline (TAP), as well as the cancellation of plans to acquire Russian military equipment.
The Investigator referred to evidence that a close aide of former Prime Minister George Papandreou held talks with Mexican businessman Julio Salinas Price in 2012 on Greece’s exit from the Eurozone and the possible introduction of a Greek national currency, partly covered by silver, which would have cost Greece 70 billion euros.
Lastly, also citing Wikileaks reports, the Investigator referred to evidence that Greek National Intelligence Service officers with access to secret information had leaked it to individuals without the necessary clearance, specifically to Karchimakis, who has denied the charges."
http://greece.greekreporter.com/2015/06/27/greek-investigators-report-fi...
"I don't give a ****, all these other bitches get to print money so I can too."
While her approach to currency creation has the craftsmenship of a kindergardener.. she's completely right. This is precisely what Tsipras should have said to the Troika.
That comment will conveniently be stricken from any MSM reports. Too close to the truth.
absolutely as her comment sounds like she is a regular poster on ZH
I nominate her for next Treasury Secretary or a Fed Gov
Jon Corzine?
Yes Yellen is a bitch, if you can call a man a bitch ?
apparently all ZH PM holders are bitchez...
She DOES bear a faint resemblance to Yellen.
She should have changed her name to Bank, then she would bee scott free.
Bitchez Bank
Sorry Madam only Janet Yellen is allowed to print money. But she does have a desire to increase inflation which I am sure your willingness to expand the money supply would assist, but alas, only Janet Yellen is allowed to print money.
Sorry Madam only Janet Yellen is allowed to print money. But she does have a desire to increase inflation which I am sure your willingness to expand the money supply would assist, but alas, only Janet Yellen is allowed to print money.
govts cannot tolerate competition.
she was on Flakka....cause any smart person would be getting rid of worthless paper money..not making it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrAuBGPQ5yw
Print Bitchez !
Zero Hedge is run by Muslim sympathizers.
It just seems that way when you are used to licking shit off neocon assholes.
Like Jeb Bush.
Like every politican and monarch family. The red/blue pill is all bullshit. You don't have to take any. DO NOT COMPLY
Yes but Hillary Clinton is the shit licker of all the universe, and I agree fuck your red blue bull shit.
well-played, Sir, well-played.
tough, but fair.
Hasbara much?
We all know the Zionists are a much greater threat to the USA than some goat lovin muzzie in some third world shithole.
You ought to stay away from AoSHQ/Drudge and those other Zio websites.
It'll rot your brain, kiddo.
Shhhh...youll have Ann Barnhardt burning Qurans with bacon sammiches...lol
I just heard on the news GHW Bush broke his neck....so close, damnit.
Nice when there is finally good news.
Well, your user id certainly explains your ideology, if not lineage.
Aww, another butthurt zionist.