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Tennessee Woman Arrested For Printing Money: "All These Other Bitches Get To Print Money So I Can Too"

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In what is either the best example why one should never believe anything they read on the internet, or just blatant frontrunning of the last QE by a few years, earlier this week a woman from Kingsport, Tennessee was arrested for counterfeiting money. That in itself is not surprising - it was her justification why she did it: she told police that she thought she was doing nothing wrong because she had read online that President Barack Obama made a new law allowing her to print her own money.

Pamela Downs, 45

TimesNews reports that police were called to a local grocery store on Sunday night in regards to a complaint about counterfeit money. When the reporting officer arrived, he spoke with a gas station clerk who said that just prior to the officer's arrival, a white female had handed him a $5 bill, which he suspected to be counterfeit.

Since the bill had been printed on regular computer paper and each side had been glued together (but was falling apart), the officer immediately recognized the bill as a fake.

The officer spoke with the female, identified as Pamela Downs, 45. After initially responding that she had gotten the fake bill from a gas station, Downs was asked by the officer if her purse could be searched, to which she agreed. Inside her purse, the officer found a $100 which was also counterfeit, according to the report. The bill was printed in black and white and the backside of the bill was upside down.

A couple of receipts from Walmart were also found inside the purse, showing Downs had purchased copy paper and a printer.

At that point she was arrested, and she gave the best money-counterfeiting "defense" we have heard in a long time:

"I don't give a ****, all these other bitches get to print money so I can too."

It was not immediately clear which "bitches" she was referring to.

The police then searched the apartment and found several items consistent with being used to print counterfeit currency including paper, scissors, glue and a printer.  Several more counterfeit bills, both cut and uncut, were located at the apartment. Officers estimated the total to be around $30,000 to $50,000.

While at the jail, Downs reportedly told the officer the receipts that were found were items she used to print money in her apartment.

And back to the rationalization: "She then told officers she read online that President Obama had made a new law that permitted her to print her own money because she is on a fixed income, the report stated."

She was charged with criminal simulation and counterfeiting.

While there are literally countless angles one can go with this story, maybe the best conclusion is that if only she had waited a few more years before printing her own money with the "president's blessing", all of this unpleasantness could have been avoided.

 

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Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:33 | 6320820 pr0filer
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Arrest Yellen

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:37 | 6320849 Hugh G Rection
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Someone had the perfect comment for this yesterday...

You can't be a central banker unless your mother was a central banker

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:39 | 6320863 Bumpo
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Talk about entitlement. Hell, Ill vote for Obama if I can print my own money. Afterall, he still his has phone and pen!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:42 | 6320888 Skid Marks
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You can't fix stupid.

 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:57 | 6320946 Manthong
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Janet.. Ms. helmet  ...  she can do it .. why not others???   what a hoot  :-D

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:00 | 6320957 jcaz
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I want to mate with her, and our spawn shall be wonderous.......

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:06 | 6320978 Fish Gone Bad
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They misspelled her name. 

They wrote:

Pamela Downs, 45

It should be

Pamela Has Downs, 45

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:20 | 6321036 clooney_art
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Who are the other bitches ? Janet Yellen and Ben Bernanke ?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:26 | 6321056 linniepar
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I'm making 1,000,000 a month by printing my own money. Sign up at www.inkjet.com 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:46 | 6321126 SheepRevolution
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THIS is what a true patriot looks like these days. Imagine a big minority och majority doing the same as her!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:54 | 6321152 COSMOS
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The Sheeple are waking up and going to jail for it.

But had she been a member of the banking clique like Yellen the dual passport citizen it would be ok.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Fischer

If you are a citizen of Israel its also OK to print US dollars and not go to jail.  As a matter of fact you get rich doing it...

 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:03 | 6321196 Amish FinEng
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It's bitchez not bitches.

"all these other bitchez get to print money"

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:16 | 6321227 Normalcy Bias
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"All These Other Bitches Get To Print Money So I Can Too."

Damn, I wish Yellen had just come right out and said that to Congress.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:33 | 6321284 J S Bach
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Sorry, Babe... only the self-chosen elite are allowed to counterfeit currency.  You lose.  Jail time. (Although I'd rather have your fiat as opposed to Janet's.)

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:15 | 6321566 SWRichmond
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Sorry, Babe... only the self-chosen elite are allowed to counterfeit currency.  You lose.  Jail time.

+1.  Note the crime is "criminal simulation".  SO when the Fed prints money to stimulate the economy, it is "monetary policy".  but when a mundane does it, it is "criminal stimulation."  See?

 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:33 | 6321789 IRC162
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The other counterfeitter today is the family gardener or anyone tending their own veggies & greens in the yard. Go family farmers go

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:28 | 6322022 MonetaryApostate
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She should have came up with her own crypto-currency, cause trash is gonna be trash soon anyway...
http://galeinnes.blogspot.com/2015/07/the-awakening-of-technology.html

Anyway, I just logged into say that, while this story is a gas, of epic proportion, we should be teaching people that you can print your own money, and how...

(Thanks for those comments below about local farming, because in the times ahead people are gonna wish they had listened, and don't forget about the war on water running now thanks the droughts!)

Anyway, this reminds me of a song...
http://galeinnes.blogspot.com/2015/07/the-awakening-of-technology.html

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 03:41 | 6322606 pretty bird
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The poor woman looks like a toothless hillbilly.  She should start selling moonshine just like her ancestors.  There are obviously no dentists in the deep south.  

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 08:48 | 6323098 gaoptimize
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All I want to do is feed my family, keeping them healthy and safe.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:15 | 6321567 BurningFuld
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Wrong fucking glue. I could have told her.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:19 | 6321964 MontgomeryScott
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When attempting to get comments from the FEDRES chairman, Mr. Yellen, regarding this story, she could not be reached. However, White Horse spokesfaggot Jeh Johnson stated (off the record) that the 'entreprenurial spirit of average, fugly, bad-smelling and highly intellectually-challenged 'merkuns is obviously in play here', and that 'President Soetoro has been informed, and will be briefed on this situation'.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:20 | 6321253 A Nanny Moose
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...bytchez!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:47 | 6321655 RaceToTheBottom
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"all these other bitchez get to print money"

becomes 

"all these other bitchez get to be character witnesses"

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 23:57 | 6322293 iinthesky
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BETTER CALL SAUL!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:57 | 6321171 Tall Tom
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There is a big, large minority doing essentially what she is doing.

 

Yet most believe that is okay for this minority to have monopoly rights over the printing of money.

 

Actually...she has a point. Why does this private monopoly have these rights, whereas, we the people are subjected to have our wealth eroded and stolen due to that minority's unreasonable and imprudent financial practices?

 

She may end up serving Five Years but the priveleged minority with the monopoly rights will end up owning all that you own.

 

You? As for you...YOU DESERVE WHAT THAT MINORITY IS DOING TO YOU.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:15 | 6321923 Manthong
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Well TT,

The financial elite were kicked out of the US a couple of times, but after 1913 they managed to turn the US  from a 3 tier republic with checks and balances into a bought and paid for democracy.

It’s up to us old farts to enlighten the kids or else it’s 1984 all over again.

If you want to know what a bought and paid for democracy looks like, look no further than Vickie “Chevron” Nuland’s $5 billion  dollars worth of NGO’s in Ukraine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Madl_NiYkek

 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 23:20 | 6322038 Tall Tom
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The problem is that our media is in print and the kids do not like to read.

 

Unfortunately that "enlightenment" will only be understood when they suffer true hunger.

 

And when I read the claptrap from one of them spouting off nonsense I do kind of get a tad irritated.

 

And if I want to know what a bought and paid for democracy looks like then I do not need look further to Washington DC, specifically Congress and K Street. I need not necessarily look at Nuland's Ukraine.

 

It is a little too late as only insignificant vestiges remain of our once Great Republic. The Grand Experiment has failed.

 

So do tell me...Why repeat an experiment that does not work? A few tweaks here and a few nudges over there are not going to make any difference at all because we are fighting against BIOLOGY. As Herd Animals Human Being are hardwired, encoded in the collective DNA, to follow an Alpha Leader.

 

Yes we can intellectualize, and we can philosophize all that we want. And that changes nothing about the herd mentality and herd behavior of humans.

 

You just cannot fight Natural Laws. You will end up losing that battle. And I know that you know that..

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 01:28 | 6322469 bunzbunzbunz
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Give up  your rights to social security socialism and then tell us kids what we like to do. Hunger...Will you be hungry on your food stamps oldie? Must be nice getting to count on your ponzi scheme to pay out. My generation doesn't get that luxury. We will pay 15% and never see a dime.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 06:17 | 6322707 Tall Tom
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I am 56 years old. I am not presently collecting Social Security or any Government benefits. I do not presently qualify..

 

Furthermore this shitshow is not going to last another two years.

 

Finally I will not be starving and that is not due to either Social Security or EBT. It is due to preparing for the shitshow.

 

If you are dependent upon either of those Government handouts then you will be starving.

 

It is not about whether anyone has to give anything up. The Government will be insolvent, irrelevant, and unable to provide...PERIOD.

 

There will not be any choice about it.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:27 | 6321446 logicalman
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All she needs is a large number of heavily armed, uniformed thugs to impose her will, and she's good to go!

 

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Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:47 | 6321850 Yes_Questions
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fucking great post!

logged in just to tell ya

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:31 | 6321068 armageddon addahere
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"Who are the other bitches ? Janet Yellen and Ben Bernanke ?"

 

Obama gone put gas in my car! Obama gone pay my mortgage!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:36 | 6321621 Barry McBear
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Who are the other bitches ? Janet Yellen and Ben Bernanke ?

Yup, but there's lots more bitches printing money than just those two.  Kuroda, Draghi, and soon the bitch from the north Poloz.  Bitches all around the world are printing big cash.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:07 | 6321385 Vullsain
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Stupid Bitch!!  She should know money printing can only be used to help the rich!!!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:31 | 6321456 max2205
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Stupid cracker 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:07 | 6321548 Miffed Microbio...
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Well, I admit she made a very stupid attempt at forgery. She should have taken lessons from Obama how to do it right.

In a way, I do agree with her. If we all were to do this, interesting things would happen. Sometimes you don't need to be Einstein to have a glimpse of brilliance.

Miffed;-)

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:49 | 6321661 RaceToTheBottom
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Hey she went with her best bill, not her fault about the glue.

Her 100 had the back upside down....

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:45 | 6321840 dogbreath
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That quote will become famous.  We have to ask WB to make shirts with the quote and her face.  It will be a collectors item in a few years

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 23:47 | 6322286 Flagit
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It's probably the drugs, but I just got an idea for a story. Instead of calling the cops, that store clerk says "If she can, I can" and accepts the money. Then he goes home and does the same thing, and the person he spends it with continues the contagion effect until the entire country is driving Monster Trucks and living in a McMansion. All this money is great, until one day there is nothing left to buy, because everyone stopped going to work.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 01:31 | 6322475 bunzbunzbunz
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Going to work is for chumps. Haven't you head of stocks?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:45 | 6321496 max2205
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Stupid cracker 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:33 | 6321616 man of Wool
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She should of taken it to the bank. They would of given her a load of paper crap in exchange.

 

I empoathise with her stupidity.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:18 | 6321749 armageddon addahere
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She should have printed up mortgages and sold them to Goldman Sachs so they could securitize them and sell them to every bank, pension fund and hedge fund in the world.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:06 | 6320981 THX 1178
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Doesnt she know the government has a monopoly?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:07 | 6320985 BlowsAgainstthe...
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Pamela Downs

Appropriate name.  About that bright.


Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:56 | 6324397 nyse
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For some reason, people are really hating the Down's Syndrome jokes around here today

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:57 | 6324399 nyse
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dup

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:29 | 6321063 Manthong
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“I want to mate with her, and our spawn shall be wonderous…....”

If you look anything like Boris, the Mayor of the City, that would be a horridly scary thing.

 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:06 | 6321930 Abitdodgie
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So please tell me readers of ZH why what she did was wrong .

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 00:25 | 6322365 Real Estate Geek
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She's greedy for one thing.  She already gets free money, because of her "fixed income."

But it IS kind of encouraging that someone this fucking stupid seems to be getting a clue.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 00:51 | 6322414 YHC-FTSE
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Well, the local ethos is printing money based on nothing, so she was merely following the morals of the country in which she resides. She just ran into the problem of government monopoly on fiat.

If she wanted to do it properly, she should have loaned the money she printed at interest to her neighbours then sat back and got rich while everyone around her became her debt slaves.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 01:34 | 6322479 bunzbunzbunz
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Actually, that cynical point is a fantastic idea. Some people are probably already getting (racial slur)-rich doing it....Risk begets reward.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 01:12 | 6322445 ebear
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"I want to mate with her..."

EEEEWWWWW!!!!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:03 | 6320962 Manthong
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je suis FRB

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:12 | 6321003 NotApplicable
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+1 Would LOL again

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:39 | 6321297 villainvomit
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Janet Yellen the Ninja Turtle Felon prints, bitchez !

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:56 | 6320949 Citxmech
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My God - and it fucking hurts too. . . 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:18 | 6321015 JLee2027
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Much more intersting:

 

WATCH: Arizona cops illegally barge into home of showering woman and handcuff her while she’s naked

 

Sandra Bland was stopped by Texas police for a lane change and ended up dead in a jail cell
Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:52 | 6321151 SamuelMaverick
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Awesome Avatar Skid Marks !!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:21 | 6321426 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Is that Rocky and Bullwinkle?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:13 | 6321960 slimycorporated...
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WTF? How is that counterfitting? All she is doing is stimulating the economy

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:26 | 6322017 thesonandheir
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She is so 1980 with the money printing.

 

Real fraudsters just press CTRL + P and eh voila digital munneh appears in acccount, no paper required!

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 06:03 | 6322711 invisible touch
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@skid marks:   i  want money bills with your avar printed  in large scale, it would, i think,  make  solid stimulus to economy.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:42 | 6320887 remain calm
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She beastly and hideous enough, you dont know who Yellen's dad is and you don't know who her daddy is. Odds favor they could be related. The only thing she is lacking is she is not employed by the US government, otherwise they wouldn't arrest her.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:48 | 6320915 Hugh G Rection
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We would need a side profile pic to verify 100%.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:32 | 6322039 acetinker
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Mr. Yellen is a US gov't employee?  News to me!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:37 | 6321094 DavidC
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"Since the bill had been printed on regular computer paper and each side had been glued together (but was falling apart), the officer immediately recognized the bill as a fake".

Oooh, you can't get one over on him!

DavidC

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:19 | 6321420 Baby Eating Dingo22
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LOL. Staples and tape pass the muster

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:30 | 6322031 MontgomeryScott
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You'd better be careful, DavidC.

Sgt. Stedenko has told me that he takes this as a personal insult (right before he pissed all over my shoes in that bathroom in Mexicale).

Cheech...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:52 | 6321342 falconflight
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Where does that leave you and yours?  Do as you're told bitch

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:50 | 6321512 Vincent.Vega
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> You can't be a central banker unless your mother was a central banker

And the goyim cannot print money anyway.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:59 | 6321532 Shaznardickleze...
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Correction: You can't be a central banker unless your mother's father was a central banker.

Everyone knows central banking is a man's profession. They give it to the women when things go wrong... really wrong.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 03:49 | 6322617 AE911Truth
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She should be tried by a Jury of her peers (other poor people who wish they could print too). Such a Jury could set legal precedence.

I am not aware of any laws that prevent a person from printing their own unique currency, as long as it does not attempt to imitate another.

If you have trouble getting others to accept your currency, try precious metal coins of your own distinct design.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 08:33 | 6323045 Agstacker
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Plus she forgot to 'donate' some of that fake $ to the politicians that will let her keep printing it.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:40 | 6320869 Bunghole
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So now owning paper, scissors, glue and a printer will get you flagged.

Brilliant.

 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:42 | 6320880 Hugh G Rection
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Whoever isn't flagged by now is ignorant... Or a pussy.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:03 | 6321197 Tall Tom
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Build bombs...Construct a flamethrower...create Poison Gases....

 

STOP SPENDING MONEY. FUCK THE NSA. FUCK THE TSA. FUCK THE IRS. FUCK THEM ALL.

 

Think I am flagged?

 

Damn. That is the point.

 

If you are not flagged by now then you are not DOING ENOUGH.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:51 | 6321517 Miffed Microbio...
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You forgot pressure cooker.

I was tempted to take a home canning class because that is one area I could use some instruction. Being a microbiologist, I'd be tempted to culture everything for Clostridium so I need to temper my paranoia with sound technique. Somehow the thought being put in a choke hold, slammed to the ground and hogtied for carrying my pressure cooker to the car really doesn't appeal. Makes me want to turn it into a bomb just to have some pay back.

Miffed

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:14 | 6321565 countryboy42
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Miffed,

May I suggest "The Ball Blue Book" (no jokes on the title, I did not write it) for beginning you home canning. Good instructions on using a pressure cooker for canning low acid foods.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:07 | 6321709 Tall Tom
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Miffed,

 

May I suggest a mixture of Nitric Acid, Sulfuric Acid and some Radiator Fluid in that Pressure Cooker?

 

You need those acids for a explosive affect.

 

These are the best instructions on how toconvert that damned device into a bomb. It will be a blast.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 01:30 | 6322473 Miffed Microbio...
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Ok, you are just nuts! ;-)

So when I trip with this mixture in hand I suppose I get more than a chemical peel.

And I'm afraid to get water near the big jar of elemental zinc I use in the lab.

If there ever is a mushroom cloud over Lakeside, I will shoot off one of our rockets in your memory.

Miffed;-)

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 06:12 | 6322722 Tall Tom
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My 5 lbs jar of powdered Zinc is right next to the kitchen sink...

 

Need I move it?

 

I also have some Sulfur...Hmmmm....

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 01:26 | 6322464 Miffed Microbio...
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Thanks!

The title makes me laugh. Especially since I fell for that one ( I did give mr a stern reprimand and finger shake when I found out my foolishness, he just smiled and shrugged his shoulders). The perils of being a dingbat blond who loves to help her man any way possible!

I really need to shore up this one area. Next up is pickling.

Miffed;-)

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:07 | 6321934 TheReplacement
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I can understand bombs.  Good for stumps and rocks.  I can understand flamethrowers, just plain good ol' fun.

But poison gasses?  Come to think of it, beans beans the musical fruit....

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:16 | 6321239 Colonel Klink
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How do you turn a pussy into a dick?

Give him a badge!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:49 | 6321328 Implied Violins
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I bet a transgender cop wouldn't shoot my dog.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:13 | 6321400 Colonel Klink
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We'll have to see if Caitlyn tries out for the force.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:37 | 6322066 MontgomeryScott
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DROP YOUR PANTIES AND COME OUT WITH YOUR COCK WHERE I CAN SEE IT!

OHH...

I'm arresting you for having a 'weapon of ASS destruction'! Now, we can go EASY on you...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:41 | 6322083 MontgomeryScott
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DROP YOUR PANTIES AND COME OUT WITH YOUR COCK WHERE I CAN SEE IT!

OHH...

I'm arresting you for having a 'weapon of ASS destruction'! Now, we can go EASY on you...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:00 | 6321183 Bullionaire
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"So now owning paper, scissors, glue and a printer will get you flagged."

 

What about paper, scissors and rock? My legacy vinyl collection has a bunch of that.

Can I say I was false flagged?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:48 | 6321324 roadhazard
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When you have EVERYONES phone calls and EVERYONE is flagged you have NOTHING.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:09 | 6321945 TheReplacement
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Those were the old days.  Think ahead young roadhazard.  What is recorded today will be searchable tomorrow.  What is searchable tomorrow is potentially criminialized the day after.  Add in secret courts, secret laws, bada boom, bada bing, you're dead.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:13 | 6321398 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Do I need to consider retaining a lawyer for my kid in kindergarten ?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:13 | 6321956 TheReplacement
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Lawyers don't matter anymore now that evidence must often be kept secret due to national security concerns.

Would you like a cigarette with your blindfold?

Yes.

Ha!  You don't get a cigaretter NOR a blindfold!

Fire!

Bababababang

Step-step-step

Click

Bang (or chop, depending on religion and/or geography - don't wanna discriminate against arabs and mexicans).

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:45 | 6320897 OldPhart
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How do the local cops have any jurisdiction?  This is a Secret Service matter.

The lady does have a point on money rolling off the presses...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:53 | 6320932 daveO
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Obtaining property by false pretense. Seems like we could get Arpaio, or some other sheriff, to arrest the FED.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:58 | 6320953 Fun Facts
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Still waiting for someone to arrest Federal Reserve Inc. employees for counterfeiting.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:48 | 6321133 The central planners
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"all these other bitches get to print money so I can too"  Is refering to Yellen, is so odvious.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:49 | 6321326 JuliaS
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Having discovered that the cash was unfit for civil forfeiture, the cop searched the woman's bag hoping to find some real money.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 19:08 | 6321389 The.Harmless.Jew
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Arrest then convict, then hang the tribal bitch yellen. 

 

Now, which imbicile would down vote you? It must be a tribe member / fed lover. 

 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:05 | 6321919 TheReplacement
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/thread

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 23:02 | 6322179 Al Gophilia
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Unfortunately for MRs Downs, the clerk didn't phone the Investigative and Enforcement b

Branch of the CFTC.

Fuck you with a barge pole Bart.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 01:01 | 6322417 armageddon addahere
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They're looking for a Cadillac with Tennessee plates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxwjX8UQRrQ

John Hiatt and the Goners live

She'll be passing the time, doing 5 to 8, in a Tennessee prison making Tennessee plates :(

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 01:11 | 6322444 williambanzai7
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Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:36 | 6320821 813kml
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Presenting the next portrait on the $20 bill.

/Fitting that it's a mugshot

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:39 | 6321100 Realname
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I thought that was her MENSA ID pic.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:20 | 6321251 villainvomit
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@813....agreed that would be fitting mug for the 20....but I would love to see what product she was putting out....print wise that is.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:33 | 6320822 Jumbotron
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Damn straight.  If Mr. Yellen and Ms. Bernanke can print money....why not this fine upstanding citizen.

She needs to fuck Fonestar.  Those two would make quite a pair.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:42 | 6320884 saints51
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I busted out laughing on this one. Nice one Jumbo. Not sure if some know Fony.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:46 | 6320909 Bunghole
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Probably refering to Fonestar's original avatar.

Both look like a match made in the toilet bowl.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:49 | 6320920 saints51
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LOL!!!!

I know the one. Reminded me of Moe on 3 stooges. Maybe it was him.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:11 | 6320999 r00t61
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fonestar's original avatar was Ezra Pound's mugshot:

http://file2.answcdn.com/answ-cld/image/upload/w_760,c_fill,g_faces:cent...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:31 | 6321282 Jumbotron
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<chuckle>....I made the comment about Fonestar because he always hawks Bitcoin on this site, which is an NSA co-opted scheme to print digital currency using your GPU on your computer (preferably ones made by the former ATI graphics company now part of AMD.  They go by the name of Radeon).

Anyway....birds of a feather.  Although hers was a bit more.....crude.....shall we say.  But still.....Bitcoin is only allowed by the MIC as of right now because they are such a microscopic portion of underground currency printing.  Once it really takes off, look for taxation on it ( it will come from the banks requiring a "fee" on every Bitcoin transaction done through an approve card reader at a Point of Sale device).  Or when Bitcoins are bought and sold to be converted to another currency.  Look at transaction fees to be put there as well.

Or worse comes to worse, the NSA which already has cracked the interwebs globally will just hunt down the I.P. addresses of every computer world wide "mining" Bitcoins.  Every piece of hardware in a computer has a digital name and serial code.  All they have to do is man in the middle snooping of computers, those that have been identified with Radeon GPU's or FPGA (Field Gate Programmable Arrays) not only churning code 24/7, but having their Bitcoin verified and once a coin has been "minted".  Break the digital wallet or watch where the Bitcoin goes for storage....and voila......you have been made.

Central Banks......do......not......like.....competition.  That's why they own politicians and governments.  That way they have plausible deniability when they need people to be jailed or killed.  "It wasn't us.....it was a legitimate use of force by the FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security"

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:47 | 6321320 nope-1004
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+1.  I tried to say similar on those early Bigcoin threads, where Fone ant others were constantly painting it as free and without .gov intervention.  The principles of Bigcoin are great, don't get me wrong.  But unless you dig into how and why it was brought into existence, and why it hasn't been removed yet, then any rational person can see that it is a total setup.

Once everyone moves away from cash and to an online system, EVERY move is tracked and traced and taxed.  There is no hiding when logging onto the global WAN.

 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 21:21 | 6321761 Chartsky
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Very good points Jumbotron and nope-1004 . . . and none of it would work without the wholesale use of judges (politicians in black robes) to deliver their bidding -- having suckered most of us into the false reality they're part of some sort of "justice" system.  They are there to enforce the dual system -- one set of rules for the privileged and another for the rest of us commoners.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 14:19 | 6324484 Pseudonymous
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Are you guys (Jumbotron and nope-1004) making some kind of a (very poor) performance here or what? I'm not sure what to make of this obviously worthless bullshit.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:34 | 6320825 Dixie Flatline
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Truth is stanger than fiction.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:35 | 6320834 davidalan1
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"I don't give a ****, all these other bitches get to print money so I can too."   FUCKING EPIC!!! 

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:36 | 6320838 Fukushima Fricassee
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Free that bitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:42 | 6320875 Kaiser Sousa
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"whoop that Trick...."

Hustle & Flow

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:49 | 6320918 Kaiser Sousa
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"Evidence pointing to international espionage, a plot to murder former Greek Prime Minister Costas Karamanlis and a 2012 plan for Greece’s exit from the euro code-named the “Silver Drachma” are just some of the sensational findings unveiled in a report by Greek Anti-Corruption Investigator Dimitris Foukas, released on Friday and sent to the Justices’ Council for consideration.

The report outlines the findings of three converging judicial investigations spanning several years, initiated after the notorious phone-tapping scandal in 2005 and revelations that the mobile phones of then Prime Minister Karamanlis and dozens of other prominent Greeks were under surveillance.

This investigation later merged with that of the “Pythias Plan'” – for the neutralization and even murder of Karamanlis – and allegations that Greek National Intelligence Service officers and former Minister Michalis Karchimakis had leaked classified state secrets and documents.

Foukas cited evidence – including Wikileaks reports – supporting the existence of the Pythias Plan, which he said was designed to exert pressure on the Greek government to change its policy in crucial sectors, such as energy, arms procurements and public sector procurements. According to the report, the rapprochement between Greece and Russia provoked action by the United States to avert agreements for Russian pipelines, leading to the gradual abandonment of the plans by Athens and its commitment to the Trans-Adriatic Pipeline (TAP), as well as the cancellation of plans to acquire Russian military equipment.

The Investigator referred to evidence that a close aide of former Prime Minister George Papandreou held talks with Mexican businessman Julio Salinas Price in 2012 on Greece’s exit from the Eurozone and the possible introduction of a Greek national currency, partly covered by silver, which would have cost Greece 70 billion euros.

Lastly, also citing Wikileaks reports, the Investigator referred to evidence that Greek National Intelligence Service officers with access to secret information had leaked it to individuals without the necessary clearance, specifically to Karchimakis, who has denied the charges."

http://greece.greekreporter.com/2015/06/27/greek-investigators-report-fi...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:16 | 6321021 Utah_Get_Me_2
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"I don't give a ****, all these other bitches get to print money so I can too."

While her approach to currency creation has the craftsmenship of a kindergardener.. she's completely right. This is precisely what Tsipras should have said to the Troika.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:50 | 6320922 mvsjcl
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That comment will conveniently be stricken from any MSM reports. Too close to the truth.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:42 | 6320879 davidalan1
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absolutely as her comment sounds like she is a regular poster on ZH

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:53 | 6320935 semperfi
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I nominate her for next Treasury Secretary or a Fed Gov

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:57 | 6320950 Realname
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Jon Corzine?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:35 | 6320835 Fukushima Fricassee
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Yes Yellen is a bitch, if you can call a man a bitch ?

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:06 | 6321203 Bullionaire
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apparently all ZH PM holders are bitchez...

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:36 | 6320837 Bennie Noakes
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She DOES bear a faint resemblance to Yellen.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 20:58 | 6321694 RaceToTheBottom
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She should have changed her name to Bank, then she would bee scott free.

Bitchez Bank

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:36 | 6320839 isudas
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Sorry Madam only Janet Yellen is allowed to print money.  But she does have a desire to increase inflation which I am sure your willingness to expand the money supply would assist, but alas, only Janet Yellen is allowed to print money.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:36 | 6320840 isudas
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Sorry Madam only Janet Yellen is allowed to print money.  But she does have a desire to increase inflation which I am sure your willingness to expand the money supply would assist, but alas, only Janet Yellen is allowed to print money.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:37 | 6320842 Automatic Choke
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govts cannot tolerate competition.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:44 | 6320843 1stepcloser
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she was on Flakka....cause any smart person would be getting rid of worthless paper money..not making it

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrAuBGPQ5yw

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:37 | 6320846 Allen_H
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Print Bitchez !

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:37 | 6320850 Chuck Knoblauch
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Zero Hedge is run by Muslim sympathizers.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:38 | 6320857 Hugh G Rection
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It just seems that way when you are used to licking shit off neocon assholes.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:43 | 6320891 Chuck Knoblauch
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Like Jeb Bush.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:48 | 6320913 saints51
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Like every politican and monarch family. The red/blue pill is all bullshit. You don't have to take any. DO NOT COMPLY

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:12 | 6321000 Fukushima Fricassee
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Yes but Hillary Clinton is the shit licker of all the universe, and I agree fuck your red blue bull shit.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:43 | 6320892 The Delicate Genius
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well-played, Sir, well-played.

tough, but fair.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:51 | 6320925 Bunghole
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Hasbara much?

We all know the Zionists are a much greater threat to the USA than some goat lovin muzzie in some third world shithole.

You ought to stay away from AoSHQ/Drudge and those other Zio websites.

It'll rot your brain, kiddo.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:01 | 6320964 Realname
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Shhhh...youll have Ann Barnhardt burning Qurans with bacon sammiches...lol

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:06 | 6320980 Realname
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I just heard on the news GHW Bush broke his neck....so close, damnit.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 17:26 | 6321053 Hugh G Rection
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Nice when there is finally good news.

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 18:48 | 6321325 falconflight
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Well, your user id certainly explains your ideology, if not lineage.  

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 09:45 | 6323372 Bunghole
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Aww, another butthurt zionist.

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