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Germany Wastes No Time, Puts Greece "For Sale" On Craigslist
As seen on Germany's Craigslist...
For sale are some recently acquired Greek assets for sale:
- Acropolis € 4B OBO
- Greek Parliament Building Syntagma Square + € 8.5B OBO
- Greek Island Aegina € 10B OBO
- Greek Island Mykonos € 13B OBO
- Athens International Airport € 7B OBO
If interested, please contact:
- Angela Merkel:: +49 (0) 30-220 70-0
- Wolfgang Schäuble: +49 (0) 30 18 682-0
Serious buyers only please.
Tempting, and the price is right...
What is notable is the dramatic price reduction since Greece went first on sale back in 2012 via Ebay
We are confident the Q&A form the first Greek offer still stands. Questions and answers about this item:
Q: Is it possible to bundle your sale with Iceland? I would consider a package deal!
A: I'm sorry to tell you,but Iceland is in much better condition than Greece.
Q: I was wondering if you would be able to combine shipping with any future eurozone countries (i.e. Italy) you may have for sale. Also, would the sea between the islands be included or excluded in the package? Thank you for your cooperation.
A: I can arrange a big discount for any future transactions!
Q: Hi. I am very interested. However, I need your assurances that before I bid, you will exclude all corrupt banks, Goldman Sachs cronies, JP Morgan criminals, and the rest of the Draghi / ECB ex-Goldmanite corrupt insider trading white-collar criminals from this offer? I don't want my purchase of a beautiful country to be tainted with satanic banksters. Thanks in advance.
A: Greece doesn't need any of those to be f****d up :) As you can see, the offer includes our whole parliament! 300 of our finest politicians!
Q: Hi. Is it possible to deport Zeus before auction ends? To USA for example.
A: I'm afraid of the other god's wrath. They might feel insulted,i cannot take any chance! I hope that you can understand my concerns.
Q: Hi. I would like to have this land mass shipped closer to home here, but there seems to be far too many bits and pieces. Are you able to compact it all together into one single parcel for shipping? I'm sure it'll be more economical (if that term is understood?) to do it this way too. Cheers!
A: Hmmm... You may have a point here my friend. But i'm afraid that they may broke, they are way too fragile in order to pack them one on top of the other. Maybe teleportation can work! ;)
h/t @Stalingrad_Poor
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The Acropolis would be a nice spot for an Ocoberfest celebration.
Something is inherently wrong with a system that forces nationas and individuals into perpetual debt servitude.
Old and poor people who want free stuff, not to mention rich people.
Don't kid yourself, the Acropolis needs major rennovations, it's only priced that high because it has sentimental value to the previous owner.
Holy fuck does Mykonos look nice. Not a single Wings in sight!
pods
If the Greeke people need new cars I can help.
Let me know.
Hugs,
Blythe M.
Looks more like a bait & switch lease hustle. How do I flag the posting?
ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYt24hq5nbM
Where's Larry Ellison when you need him ?
Hoovering in Columbia
It's the very opposite. People who get free stuff don't get debt. It's the idiots who participate in a rigged economy that slide into debt, believing they can make it work for that fancy new house/car/vacation/american dream they've been told about.
Most people these modern days are unwilling to put off buying today with credit. We want it NOW!.
Once we saved and payed for the major things needed,,, home, car, the rest wasn't difficult. Haven't had a loan in years.
Of course medical bills can be a killer but that goes no matter where you stand.
Credit is like drugs,,, use it when you need it not when you want it.
They forgot to photoshop the German Flags in the pictures
The ones with the swastika, right?
Yeah - They probably have some old ones laying around
Anyone else notice that a billioaire yacht would NOT improve that Greek oceanfront beach scene?
Greece is like Detroit, all the Monuments to Failure (old buildings) must be renovated or torn down.
Detroit never looked like that.
They weren't forced into it.
They worked very hard to (under) achieve that position.
I can't believe the EU thinks Grexit would have been worse than the upcoming bailout of all EU beggar nations.
@ Honkyshogun. The system is not forcing Greece into debt. The lying sack of shit politicians do that to give the free shit army their bling. The bloodsucking vampire squids enable the shit show to go on for a fee.
"When the populations learns they can vote themselves moneys from the public coffers, democracy is doomed."
Disagree, politicians are akin to WWF actor wrestlers....its the people that keep using the debt coupons that slavery is built on in the 21st century. Do politicians force mainstreet use of these scripts...yes. That said wtf are people following orders from their employees for?
RIPS
The perfect "laymans" description of global finance.
I can picture it now voluptuous German beer maidens, Herr Schaeuble leading the celebration in his lederhosen outfit doing a mean chicken dance to the Oom-Pah band. Frau Merkel drunk on some good Spaten sucking Deutsch bankster cock.
Merkel is a dude in drag....
I need therapy now.
However unpleasant, the banksters owe her some dick for the bailout she gave them....A deal is a deal..
Seriously - that Oktobefest Bier is some good shit
Oktoberfest on the Acropolis with Ouzo, OPA!
I'm still holding out for an Italian villa on the cheap. That'll be coming soon.......
I'm holding out for that Villa ocean side with a dock and big azzh boat. Then I'm all in..
I stay from boats since my last one sank... ;-)
You cant afford it
I bid 1 trillion Zimbabwean (ZWD) dollars.
What is that....like $15.00 and a starbucks?
they didn't buy it, they took it. there's a difference
So freedom isn't free because you have to sell yourself into slavery first?
It makes you appreciate it more.
This is why I visit ZH.. for the always surprising and always enjoyable bits of irony.
and, you get a buck o five
Greeks at thermopylae put up a valiant fight. The Greeks also conquered most of the known world with Alexander. Now, the greeks have been relegated to the throwing of molotov cocktails. Oh what a difference two millennia makes.
Yes
Sort of like Jesus and the christian church.
/s
My theory is that the ancient Greeks either migrated or died out. These people cannot possibly share the same DNA.
I've often wondered if they are what we now call the Ashekenazi Jews. Those were some smart people those ancient Greeks, they were describing the duality of the female of our species way back then before it was understood how different we are, and the Holy Bible was originally in Greek, not Aramaic or Hebrew.
I'm serious though, go back and read some of the Stoics and the obviously the Aristotelian's. There are a significant number of parallels in the Greek Philosophy and how Jewish people operate today.
what in the world are you talking about? the talmud and Plato's Republic represent philosophical positions that cannot be reconciled. The Holy Bible: Genesis through Malachai were written in hebrew; Matthew through Revelations were written in greek (much of it in 'vulgar' greek), but only St. Luke and St. Paul demonstrated significant acumen with its finer points. greek, as a language, was utilized because it was the lingua franca of the civilized world (latin was principally a legal/administrative language for the romans), not because of any philosophical/spiritual relationship among the two. the use of each respective language reflects the intent of each: the OT was an insular document for an insular people; the NT is the Living Word for all the world -- that is why they are described as the olde covenant and the new covenant. the first was initiated by Abraham at the behest of God...he split some doves, rams and the like, walked through this dark placed between their flayed carcasses, and then did later beget Issac, Jacob...David & Christ. Christ's Blood was shed abroad, in the light of day, on a hill called golgatha (the place of the skull) as a path to Light.
ancient greeks & jews: greeks developed artistic forms and techniques that still inform our understanding of aesthetics to this day. ignoring for a moment that greece was a patrician society premised on slavery, they introduced an egalitarian ethos into the the minds of a world that had, up until that point, been fundamentally theocratic/reactionary and patently filial...they called it democracy -- we've since bastardized the term. the greeks sought to Wisdom and Truth -- as if tracking polaris -- readily discarding all that is arbitrary as they sojourned. the greeks adapted ancient concepts of architecture to the service of aesthetics, and then went on to perfect the technical elements of building and design to levels we still cannot rival. every and all of the world's great philosophers are but derivatives of the grecian masters.
the jews have NO organic artistic traditions. their MO is invariably to insert themselves as 'critics' and 'academics' in established traditions, then promote hacks (modern-art) as counterfeit talent, all part and parcel to their customary tactic of inversion -- fueled by the fires of envy -- in an effort to corrode that which they cannot out-do. their 'secular' philosophers are pathetic. shopenhauer? sartre? phhhleeeze. read that shit and you'll be lucky to last a month without slicing your wrists. in my opinion, sartre had a foot-fetish -- he wished he were worthy to wash the soles of Kierkegaard's, and from sour envy settled on flicking the jam from his moldy toes at the emergent french avant garde. the acme of jewish architecture is the tabernacle (a tent), and had it not been for Hiram and the masters from Tyre, Solomon's temple would've crumbled before Nebuchanezzar came sasheyin into David's city. their greatest scientific achievements are the theft of others'. they did, however, master the craft of coin-clipping. gotta give credit where it's due.
finally, it should interest you that it was not the jews who fitted the Capstone onto greek thinking, it was instead Augustine and Aquino who saw the nebulous yearning for sin's propitiation in Aristotle, sought to cement its vagueries into something solid, and did thereby place the Chief Cornerstone, that One the 'builders' (the jews) summarily rejected and did crucify, at the fore of all elegant and classical thinking to come. "That Stone the builders rejected has become The Chief Cornerstone."
the greeks promote each man as his own king & priest (as an earthly agent of the Mysterious Everlasting) enjoying 'the good life' in an ornate palace of marble and mosaics; the jews want you all under the thumb of their high priests, scraping and groveling, living in sand-shredded tabernacles as pathetic minions.
so, please do tell me more about these analogues amongst the greeks and the jews. janus is all ears (& eyes).
now, if you want to see a society and/or ethos predicated on jewish thought and 'philosophy' look no further than china...it is its contemporary emblem and a pulsing canker swollen to the seams with hebrew strictures. chairman mao is the rightful inheritor of maimonides, and that little red book is derivative of the talmud...hell, don't trust janus, just ask kissenger -- china's talmudic apostle bringing the gospel of coin clipping to a billion simple-minded and naive peasants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT-dxG4WWf4
brother you don't need to turn me away/
i was waiting down at the ancient gate,
janus
You seem to have done some research. Nice. Can you tell me how taichi works. Its important to understanding what is actually going on. By the way taichi is a false path.
i'd try reversing it. try chitai. define it first, emphasize its differences against taichi, and then hone its doctrines according to the pings of each extreme's ricochet....philosophically, that is...or is that metaphorically? probably allegorically.
and if that doesn't work, cobble together a grouping of syllables more alliterative, spooky, vague and, above all, make sure your contrivance is two steps past hippest.
best of luck, vaya con Dios. be kind to animals. endeavor all things with integrity and the spirit of fraternity. all that being said, the low hanging fruit is usually the best, and it's reserved for the first...even so, you take what you need and you leave the rest.
p.s. make me a religion that serves prime sirloin done just one notch below rare-to-medium-rare every other night...you know, a proper sear, a suitable sizzle, a quick rendering for the au jus, sauteed mushrooms melting just as the diced garlic hits the sauce's final thickening...i'm starting to salivate...feels like it's time to kill the fatted calf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKIkpzWV9OY
that'll be the way to get along,
janus
The Old Testament was written mostly in Hebrew then translated into Greek sometime between 300-200BC because Greek was the common language back then.
The Israellites in the Northern Kingdom were dispersed across areas of the Assyrian empire including Ninevah (modern day Mosul) around 722BC during the Assyrian conquest. The Babylonians took the Southern Kingdom three times (subsequent uprisings) and finally took most of the royalty and the better educated and the artisans back with them around 605-596BC. It was very common in ancient times to take slaves and scatter conquered peoples throughout the empire so that there were not the leadership and the productive base that a nation would need to mount an effective rebellion. After Cyrus took Babylon 70 years later a contingent of the group from the Southern Kingdom were allowed to return to the land. A couple hundred years ater that, Alexander took the Persian empire including Babylon.
The Hebrews have been scattered across the planet.
When the apostle Paul took his missionary journeys through part of the Greek area of the Roman empire( aka Asia Minor aka Turkey), he and his fellow church planters would meet with the Jews in the synagogues on Saturdays. Jews were already there.
Aren't the current Greeks descended from the Macedonians from Alexander's time?
They followed orders then and do so now.
I know this is a funny/satirical article, but I have a serious question.
Now that the ECB/Germany has taken over the Greek central bank, how many of the old central bankers are unemployed and how much did they get away with? (How big were their golden parachutes?)
I was thinking that all that marble from the Parthenon could be cut into slabs for my kitchen counters and bathroom vanities. It would look nice with my shower curtain.
xoxox
Dennis Kozlowski.
Marble is no good for kitchen countertops.
Too susceptible to dissollution by acidic substances.
Ebay and Amazon also have the listings....shop smart!!! Do not pay too much for a tropical paradise...do not count on using it however as thegreeks might nationalize your island in the next election.
The prices look good, but the delivery charges are a bitch. That's where these scamsters are making their money.
Does tropical paradise come with free 2-day shipping?
Only if you buy thru Amazon and have a Prime membership.
Fantastico! Estoy Comprando Mykonos!
I Always did want my Own Isla!
4 billion for the Acropolis....that's pretty steep for a fixer-upper.
http://www.globalresearch.ca/german-company-is-top-tax-evader-in-greece/5462497
Lots of cons on Craigslist This ad may not be legit
Damn, I've put a bid in.
I looked at it but it was Greek to me...
Richie you've missed the "sarc". I hope.
Britain should buy the Acropolis then ship it back the UK and recreate it at Alton Towers with the Elgin Marbles in place.
The banksters are going to pick Greece to pieces.
The Greek leaders will offer their assets and the multinational banksters will be like vultures until there is nothing left.
Banksters will be pricing the citizens of Greece out of their own county. Homeless people.
Buying everything and the Greek people being slaves of their own county for the next 100 years.
Q: Is FEDEX shipping available for any of those items? (minus the humans)
The humans will be OK for a few days of shipping if packed in sawdust and shredded newspaper.
Can we order Greek people on an individual basis? What about feeding and cleaning instructions? I must admit that this is very exciting. I've never ordered a Greek before.
Greek food is excellent. I think it'll be worth every drachma/penny.
They would make for a mean slow roasted gyros... after you shave all the hair off.
The way things are going, slavery should be legal again in the west in a few more years, so if they send the humans free of charge.....you will probably need maintenance crews anyway.
Lots of DYI types in Europe...that should be quite the pet project. Not sure about the plumbing, though.
On special, just for the day is one special Island, just of the Coast of Turkey that is for sale for the best offer. Has many holiday makers coming daily by Boat.
Cue Northern Europeans bitching and moaning about Greek migrants in 3...2...1...
I would rather get into a crowdfunding for:
"Bomb germany to the ground, once again."
Best not, they come back stronger each time.
where can i donate
Angela Merkel's new "Wolf's Lair" would be great at the Acropolis!
Frau Merkel may be sending immigrants there.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3163899/Angela-Merkel-condemned-...
Is she trying to give Donald a run for his money? Imagine, sending visitors back home.
Putin should snap them up and have a nuclear sub protecting each one; maybe a time share with China.
our financial planner (yes, for all my posts we have one - long story) posted this yesterday on facebook:
http://www.businessinsider.com/greek-islands-for-sale-and-price-2015-7
Molon labe was first spoken by Leonidas, the modern Greek leaders have a different meaning to the saying.
The Acropolis could use a good sprucing up, it's been a while since the Turks redecorated it.
how original
Here's the real deal
https://www.e-publicrealestate.gr/?lang=en
Flip This Country!
I think that Germans with holidays planned in Greece would be very wise to keep their mouths shut--if that's possible.
Aus verkauft!
My sister in law makes $8,000 week selling Greek antiquities stolen from the citizenry, you can too!
Check out my link,
fuqedbytheeu.com !!
I have property in the island of Kefalonia less then 2 miles from one of the most beautiful beaches in the world! Any of these politicians especially bankers try to confiscate my familes property I will kill them and there bodies won't be found ever! Fuck them I hope the sheep's wake up over there and do a Nobel courageous deed and assassinate TSIPRAS and company.. I smell a revolution over in GREECE very shortly.. When you lose everything you lose it......
Plenty of Lebensraum in Greece.
A HUGH I think your sister in LAW is selling counterfeit merchandise..
I want to bundle Mykonos (Greece), Ibiza (Spain), and Capri (Italy), and buy the bundle for $5000 cash-only when they become available, which I assume will be soon.
Start wearing purple...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkkIwO_X4i4
Soon German will be the official language of the EU. You can be sure Germans will not buy any real estate because they only believe in cash transactions and are allergic to borrowing .They have one of the lowest home ownership rates in Europe for that reason.