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Greece Is Burning, Literally

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Update: it appears that far from accidental, there may be an arson element behind these events. According to Greek ERT1 TV, "66 wildfires broke out simultaneously", which is highly improbable without human intervention, begging the question: is someone employing "scorched earth" tactics with Germany's latest vassal state?

Greece is burning, literally, as Athens residents fled their homes on Friday amid wildfires fanned by strong winds and high temperatures burned through woodland around the Greek capital, sending clouds of smoke billowing over the city. Greek PM Tsipras urged calm as more than 80 firefighters with 18 fire engines and three aircraft battled the flames... brings a whole new meaning to the term 'firesale'...

 

 

 

And from the sky...

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The problems are mounting as new fires are igniting rapidly...

 

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Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:44 | 6323633 TeamDepends
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Coming to a western "democracy" near you.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:50 | 6323649 y3maxx
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Next best thing to "Pulling" a Greek World Trade Centre, burn down Athens.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:56 | 6323678 Tom Servo
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Krugman is probably creaming his mom jeans now...

 

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:58 | 6323690 Bobbo
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Fires.  Looks a lot like California to me.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:01 | 6323704 metastar
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Think of it as Mother Nature's Molotov cocktail.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:03 | 6323708 Silky Johnson
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These poor bastards are feeling the thunderclap of Zeus!

Oh wait nevermind, it's just the wrath of the ECB.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:05 | 6323723 AnonymousCitizen
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This won't affect tourism, right?

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:06 | 6323727 HowdyDoody
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I thought I heard someone say 'pull it'

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:07 | 6323735 whotookmyalias
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Another reason why people should hold PMs and central bankers don't want them to.  It might melt but it will still be there after the fire. Fiat, not so much....

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:22 | 6323800 847328_3527
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As horrendous as it is, I read somewhere that in some countries that had mass exterminations, the soldiers filtered thru the charred bodies looking for gold teeth, coins, watches, etc that did not burn, or at least the metal was still salvageable.

 

All the paper stuff and cloth of course burnt away.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 12:53 | 6324146 pods
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Greece fires can be really dangerous!

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:32 | 6324308 Bananamerican
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a Devilish cherry on the capitulation cake...

 

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:52 | 6324382 Not My Real Name
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Let's see here ... 66 wildfires being attacked by 80 firefighters. That's 1.2 firefighters per wildfire. I'm sure those blazes will all be knocked down in short order.

 

 

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 14:17 | 6324478 MonetaryApostate
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Bitch better have my money? Can you feel the game Bob?
http://galeinnes.blogspot.com/2015/07/social-herds-economic-turds.html

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:07 | 6323734 whotookmyalias
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Does marble burn?

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:19 | 6323795 Bunghole
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Only when exposed to flaming jet fuel.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:34 | 6324301 Mark Urbo
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Germany will just sell them fire trucks and equip...

..after they loan them the money to buy them.  But it will be too late.

Sound familiar ?

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:23 | 6323812 KnuckleDragger-X
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This'll be coming to America soon, DIY barbarians.....

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:22 | 6323811 Bangin7GramRocks
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"And then finally when there's nothing left, and you can't borrow another buck from the bank or buy another case of booze, you bust the joint out. You light a match." - Henry Hill

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:28 | 6323838 Tall Tom
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It is the same climate as Southern California.

 

It is a Greece Fire.

 

My wager is that it was ARSON.

 

With the Government in Athens fucking over the population as they have the best reaction is to burn the damned Capitol down to ashes, rubble and glowing embers.

 

The problem with the poor rioters is that they do not riot in the oppresors' communities and torch them to the ground.

 

They do not understand that if they want to fuck over their oppressors then they need to target their oppressors. Why throw a riot in Harlem? Take the riot to the Hamptons. B urn thse assholes out and make them as homeless and as destitute as they have made you. Then they might understand how it feels.

 

Why burn down Logan Heights and East San Diego when Del Mar, La Jolla, Jamul, and other wealthy communities are around?

 

Why take a shit in your own bed?

 

Fools. Utter Fools. Destroying skyscrapers and expensive estate properties is much better than destroying little mom and pop shops in your own neighborhood.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:43 | 6323887 DrLucindaX
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Yes, my thought was arson as well. Timing is too suspect. 

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:40 | 6324337 Meat Hammer
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You forgot Rancho Santa Fe.  That place would go up like 4th of July.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:29 | 6323840 iinthesky
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Scorched earth biotch!

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:40 | 6323879 Bloppy
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Nothing worse than when everybody beats me to the California jokes.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:39 | 6323876 Groundhog Day
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I'm surprised they aren't burning the assets to be sold to the troika

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:51 | 6323651 y3maxx
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double post

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:02 | 6323659 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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There is something deeply satsifying about this scene.....what's deserved, always gets served. Heaven's not overflowing (But it doesn't have to be this way and it shouldn't be this way).   

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y36WK7XuE5w

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:42 | 6323885 WTFUD
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If that was the case the USSofA would be burnt toast.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:50 | 6323916 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Down vote me all you want but the greedy, ignorant zombies all accross this world are going to get what's deserved....including the serfs in America, the greedy bankers, politicians. You know it's true. In time what's deserved, always gets served....I don't feel sorry for the Greeks or the pathetic US citizens - can't expect something for nothing... 

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:08 | 6323722 mojojojo
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We all know, Greece is the degenerate gambler, Germany is the loan shark.

Fuck yeah the Greek oligarchs wanted into the EMU. Can you blame them? An opportunity like that, even if briefly. Low interest rates, strong currency. They leapt at the opportunity.

Governments, oligarchs, aside, German people never wanted into the EMU. They were happy with the most stable and strong currency of the region. Greece was a basket case before joining the EMU, and reverted back to the mean in 2009.

If you dig deep enough, you will realize that the average person on either side of the equation has been taken for a ride.

Germany is not the devil. Greece is not an angel. Their monetary policies ought to have never been synchronized. They are polar opposites.

The problem is that on both sides of the equation, there is disproportionate influence wielded by a politically connected and wealthy class of privileged rent-seeking parasites who dominate the legislative and judicial bodies.

 

 

 

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:22 | 6323807 FreeMoney
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I think the monetary policy Greece would like to have is due to the fiscal policy they do have.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:32 | 6323818 mojojojo
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Greece needs a reset. Not gonna happen. They are a failed state.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 14:47 | 6324560 Nick Jihad
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Oh, come off it. Greek fiscal policy isn't controlled by some coterie of elite rent-seekers. The rent-seekers comprise a solid majority of the electorate, and they are getting precisely the policies that they've demanded.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:24 | 6323819 williambanzai7
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EURO GROUP

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:13 | 6324230 ajax
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Some "theme" music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU

Wondering if the insurance companies are German or not?

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:38 | 6324329 ajax
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"How about a little fire, Scarecrow!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Vj3zLaO4w

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 14:41 | 6324550 yrad
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I'm glad my 10 day trip to Greece was last month...

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:44 | 6323634 ANestIOS
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scorched earth
Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:59 | 6323694 813kml
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The Gods have smoten.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:45 | 6323635 BeaverCream
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This will be a huge boom for the Greek economy, isn't that right Krugman?

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:45 | 6323637 Sofa King
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Jewish Lightning?

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 15:23 | 6324693 J Jason Djfmam
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Greeced Lightning.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:46 | 6323640 RazorForex
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I am pretty sure someone started this. The timing is really suspect!

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:51 | 6323658 Philo Beddoe
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Probably some muslim carpet intern. 

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:47 | 6323645 mojojojo
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Did Greece run out of fiat?

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:48 | 6323646 JustObserving
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Were those fires set by those who opposed being sold into slavery to Germany?

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:04 | 6323715 back to basics
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Or those who wanted to divert attention from the selling of Greece to Germany.

My money is on door number two.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:45 | 6323897 WTFUD
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At least they get to fly the Greek Flag and not the German Flag,for now!

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:48 | 6323648 joego1
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I wonder if Varofartus lives in them hills?

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:50 | 6323654 max2205
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Free heat...too bad it's not winter 

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:51 | 6323656 roisaber
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Zeus don't like that shit

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:22 | 6323810 BorisTheBlade
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He must be pissed at Tsipras, he protected Greece from hordes of demons and basted demigods not for this mortal to pass this all away for overpriced financing. All he had to do was pray.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:53 | 6323663 squid427
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Broken window theory, right Krugman

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:54 | 6323668 Cacete de Ouro
Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:54 | 6323669 diana_in_spain
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Maybe the bankers started it to show people their money is not safe under their mattresses?

how much cash is going up in smoke?

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:33 | 6324314 Bunga Bunga
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They will learn quickly, that the blockchain doesn't burn.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 15:59 | 6324878 Benjamin123
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Gold is backed by its scarcity. Fiat and credit are backed by the promise of tangible future labor. Bitcoin is backed by nothing and it is not scarce. The number of bitcoins may be limited, but not the number of Dogecoins and hundreds of competitor digital coins.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:54 | 6323670 squid427
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beaver cream beat me to it

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:55 | 6323672 The Bell Rang
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Beware the wrath of ( THE GODS )   Zeus is pissed !!!

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:06 | 6323725 joseJimenez
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You seem to get the impression that their is a supernatural force who also disagree with what the Greek people have become.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:55 | 6323677 BarkingCat
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Costruction jobs - bullish!!!

 

Krugfag just got a bonner

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:57 | 6323681 falga
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Like a sign from the heavens.... You should not make the deal with the Euro Group!

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 10:59 | 6323693 Doubleguns
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Witnesses claim someone fitting Draghi's description was seen fleeing the scene, laughing maniacally and dancing. /s

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 22:49 | 6326155 StychoKiller
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"...And as the flames climbed into the night,

I saw Satan laughing with delight, the day the Music died!..." -- Don McClean

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:05 | 6323724 Bill of Rights
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And here I thought the people finally rose to the occasion when all along it was someone careless with a cigarette no doubt.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:06 | 6323728 Dr. Engali
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If you fuckers won't pay us we'll burn your shit down!

 

Love,

Germany

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:07 | 6323729 foodstampbarry
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I didn't realize greece had black people. Those black folk will burn shit down everywhere.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:06 | 6323731 Debugas
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was firedepartment getting wages recently ?

Oh yeah 60 euros per day ?

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:11 | 6323750 Chuck Knoblauch
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Dear Jesus, burn those banks.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:12 | 6323758 geno-econ
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Since polititians did not understand referendum results, Greeks abandoning cyrilic alphabet and returning to smoke signalling.  Message reads " No to EU Bailout Debt Slavery "

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:17 | 6323785 I am a Man I am...
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It would suck to be an average working private sector bloke in Greece.  All your money has to be out of country and more than likely you will have to leave because you are caught between vultures and the free shit army.  Not a good place to be.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:18 | 6323789 MarketWizard
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Someone has very sinister plans for Greece, these fires are deliberate...so is the financial crisis....Manufactured chaos!

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:35 | 6323862 mojojojo
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Get your fiat, get your fiat here, just an ounce of silver.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:36 | 6323869 WillyGroper
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I'm curious as to the origin.

When one considers the wilfires caused by global chemtrails, here's another little global genocide everyone better ponder. Smart Meters. They can literally set your house on fire remotely.

I wonder just how many involved with this skullduggery have one on their homes as I can tell you Whale-Mart is exempt.

Exclusion 32 has absolved underwriters of any payouts.

At the very least, one should have a good quality arrestor @ their power head.

https://youtu.be/Am2_-qHW-T0

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:48 | 6323900 Chuck Knoblauch
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How is Greece different from Ukraine?

Greece is the birthplace of Democracy.

Liberty or Death.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 11:45 | 6323901 BoPeople
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Revenge of Schaeubel?

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 12:03 | 6323963 orangegeek
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Alexandros playing with matches again.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 12:03 | 6323964 Nobody For President
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80 Firefighters? 80? 3 airtankers and 18 engines? As a long time (20+ years) Northern CA rural firefighter who has fought his share of wildfires, that is a ridiculously small number - should be, and hopefully is by now, more like 400+ on the ground, plus six or so airtankers and 30+ engines. 

When you have a fire this big next to your capital city, you throw everything AND the kitchen sink at it.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 12:53 | 6324147 BarkingCat
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Yes but Kalifronia did not have Poseidon to help them out.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 15:44 | 6324794 J Jason Djfmam
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Including Molotov Cocktails apparently.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 12:39 | 6324084 bluskyes
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The people have gone scorched earth on the EU

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 12:51 | 6324138 SokPOTUS
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The New Blitzkreig.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 12:51 | 6324140 robertocarlos
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Never pour water on a Greece fire. You have to smother them.  

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:13 | 6324165 SpanishGoop
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Burn it down before those fucking Germans get their hands on it.

Islands to be sunk soon.

 

 

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:01 | 6324186 Chris Dakota
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Pluto as I said two days ago, its the forest fire.

It will burn all that is diseased.

Pluto entered Capricorn on the day Obama was inaugurated Jan 20, 2009 for a ten yr stay.

Obama was the ultimate puppet of the Jew bankers.

Now with Pluto mid 15* Capricorn he is unmasking them (ISIS) and mocking them.

Buckle up boys, its about to get real.

LOL and haha

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 15:00 | 6324588 ebear
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Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930, so how does that fit with the ancient art of astrology, unless you're talking about the Disney character, in which case, as you were.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 15:37 | 6324766 Anunnaki
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do yourself a favor and read Zecharia Sitchen. My favorite Jew

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 15:42 | 6324788 J Jason Djfmam
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Are you getting hot yet?

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:03 | 6324190 geno-econ
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A lot of trees in Spain, Italy and Portugal---Not so many in Iceland.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 16:50 | 6325065 BarkingCat
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Iceland does not need trees. When Odin gets pissed off he fires up one of the big vulcanos and grounds flight all over Europe.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:12 | 6324225 agstacks
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"Update: it appears that far from accidental, there may be an arson element behind these events."

No shit. Take off your helmet, Tylers.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:20 | 6324254 SpanishGoop
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83 billion buys a lot of German manufactured fire-fighting plains.

 

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 22:56 | 6326170 StychoKiller
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Did you mean this helmet?
Or this one?  :>D

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:23 | 6324269 Mr. Frosty
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That's what I would do.

 

"You want my country? (strikes match) It's all yours..."

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 15:43 | 6324791 J Jason Djfmam
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Why not burn Germany instead?

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:26 | 6324277 hotrod
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When democratic Referendums dont matter,  All that is left is MAD  mutually assured destruction.  I would do it too.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:33 | 6324310 slightlyskeptical
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I think they just needed room to build some new German settlements.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 14:42 | 6324552 Rock On Roger
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Lebensraum

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:33 | 6324311 hotrod
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Cant blame the people they did not implement the policies that got them here.  U.S. Govt. employees are protected Cradle to Grave and we cant afford that either, yet we do it and they populace has no say in that.

 

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:45 | 6324358 cwsuisse
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18 fire engines is nothing - Bruxelles please send some more!

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 14:53 | 6324572 Gort
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Maybe it's just lunchtime and multiple flaming Saganaki appetizers were served.  OPA! OPA!

 

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 15:08 | 6324616 DaveA
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Just firefighters desperate for work.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 15:30 | 6324736 Ginsengbull
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Greece fires are best fought with a B class fire extinguisher.

 

Don't use water, because it just flashes to steam and splashes the burning greece all over the fucking place.

 

Baking soda works well too. Gives off CO2.

 

Don't tell Al Gore.

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 15:34 | 6324754 Anunnaki
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Like when the blacks burned out South Central during the Rodney King riots

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 15:40 | 6324779 Anunnaki
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The new Normal in Tsirpussy's Euro pradise

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 19:20 | 6325565 The Greek horse
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My connections in Greece is telling me they( media)  are blaming VAROUFAKIS?!?! Really! I posted a blog on zerohedge 2 weeks ago and said Varoufakis was Greece's only hope.. I mean look at him does he look like he wants to take it up the tailpipe.. Now Greece needs ZEUS to save them... Too Bad it's summertime in Greece were everyone is drinking OUZO and is at the beach wait till the Fall and TSIPRAS will become roasted lamb... 

Fri, 07/17/2015 - 19:24 | 6325575 Jersey_Mountaineer
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Damn.  Zeus is pissed.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 01:12 | 6331452 onmail
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euroPeons have a knack for destroying themselves again & again

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