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Caption Contest: FIFA's Sepp Blatter "Makes It Rain" Edition

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And then this happened: during a press conference currently taking place, FIFA's embattled President has stormed out of today's Press Conference after comedian Simon Brodkin interrupted the meeting and threw money at him.

 

Blatter was allegedly overheard remarking "only singles?"

 

h/t @FootballFights

 

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Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:41 | 6332148 PartysOver
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Now that is funny.  ECB presser next?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:42 | 6332152 HonkyShogun
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Yes, except with bricks instead of currency.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:45 | 6332162 SuperVinci
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NO MORE BUSH

 

NO MORE CLINTON

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:52 | 6332181 SoilMyselfRotten
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I suppose money upside the head is better than a shoe

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:57 | 6332201 Divine Wind
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Nowhere near as compelling as when the gal rushed Mario.

Tyler's use of that image in different posts is hysterical.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:01 | 6332217 Pladizow
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Not my choice of whores to make it rain upon!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:29 | 6332342 Looney
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I can’t believe it’s not Blatter!

Looney

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:59 | 6332796 Herd Redirectio...
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They want to take Russia's World Cup, but want Qatar to retain theirs, which is difficult because both were 'equally corrupt bids'. 

Main reason?   Deprive Russia, screw them over, and of course, a new round of bribes and site selection.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 13:49 | 6333126 franciscopendergrass
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Isnt Qatar a big sponsor of ISIS? 

Russia just needs to bend over and play ball to the western oligarchs.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:48 | 6332428 Bush Baby
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They cut the video when he was on his hands and knees scooping up the singles and actually bit one of the cameramen on the ankle as he was trying to help pick them up

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:04 | 6332229 BaBaBouy
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Why Aren't They Throwing $ Bills At Hillary's Press Conferences??? $100's Please...

Or Imagine This Happening To Frau JANET ???

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:30 | 6332353 HowdyDoody
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That would be comedy, as opposed to pro-state propaganda

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:42 | 6332149 22winmag
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FIRST!

 

Well... almost.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:51 | 6332176 AlaricBalth
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Seriously???

Please go back to HuffPo, Yahoo or Business Insider.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:41 | 6332150 HonkyShogun
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Should have used sacks of quarters.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:46 | 6332166 Peter Pan
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Actually one sack of quarters swung with force at his head would be plenty.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:53 | 6332186 CrimsonAvenger
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It would burst like an overripe watermelon.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:18 | 6332292 mvsjcl
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I thought money sacks were made of stouter stuff.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:41 | 6332151 Peter Pan
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Of course Sepp Blatter (or is it septic bladder) does not want money thrown at him. He prefers it to be handed to him in a brown unmarked envelope.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:01 | 6332219 Peter Pan
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Sepp , is that you down arrowing me?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:49 | 6332153 JustObserving
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"I now know that holding the World Cup in Russia is a great crime"

When the CIA buys journalists, it is fine and dandy.  Hold the World Cup in Russia then corruption is a heinous crime.

"You could get a journalist cheaper than a good call girl, for a couple hundred dollars a month." - CIA operative discussing with Philip Graham

"The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media." -- William Colby, former CIA Director

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:24 | 6332617 nevertheless
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At last an intelligent comment. Reading m of these comments, it just makes me see how easily Americans buy into EVERYTHING the media feeds them. You would think Americans would develop a bit of skepticism, but nope, they eat the propaganda right up.

I personally see a strong connection to Washington's war-mongering Zionist community, just from watching the actions of George Soros and Robert Kagan (Both arch zionists and both instrumental in the coup in Kiev and the attempts to destabilize Russia). Of course many of these same Americans will buy into the rage pointed at Russia and Putin.

Zionists hate Russia because it keeps getting into the way of their Middle East plans (Syria, Iran), and of course because of the Bricks and Bricks Banks, moving away from the Zionist banking NWO, and maybe most important and  most overlooked is that Russia is Orthodox Christian, and unlike how American Jews play it, there is a great disdain for Christians in the Jewish faith. 

Americans SHOULD be asking is why can't the FBI investigate Wall Street like they have FIFA...

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:47 | 6332158 Brazen Heist
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"Only Singles?"

Blatter was expecting a couple of million at least.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:48 | 6332171 Byte Me
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Call THIS a BRIBE ?

(I'm outtahere until the serious moolah shows up)

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:52 | 6332182 22winmag
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STRIPPER MONEY!

 

[The crowd chants "take it off!"]

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:54 | 6332191 Seasmoke
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That 3rd picture really is a great picture. Greed. Floating Paper. It's says so much to me.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:57 | 6332202 Mike Honcho
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These bills are obviously counterfit, there are no zeros on them.

 

This better be clean paper, I prefer my money laundered.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:58 | 6332205 DOT
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It's the Money Shot !

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:58 | 6332207 SillyWabbits
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He was .......  

 dollar denominated!  

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:59 | 6332212 Glass Seagull
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Epic moment.  The Bernank is somewhere masturbating furiously to the way that the M1 velocity just jumped in that room.

 

 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:00 | 6332214 tacoman
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LOL Lee Nelson does what everybody else only thinks.  

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:01 | 6332218 Bill of Rights
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" What no $20's you cheap prick "

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:01 | 6332220 Byte Me
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Garçon...

Pick it all up - every little helps.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:16 | 6332286 J Jason Djfmam
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Ill concieved

international

incontinence

in continents

in counterfeit

illegitimate

institution.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:04 | 6332228 Boing_Snap
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Damn it not now Putin you iiiiiidiot!!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:07 | 6332240 ebworthen
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You know, when someone visualizes your chicanery right in your face, it's just too much for even the biggest turds to handle.

Now if someone would just do this to Jon Corzine!  Where is that human bowel movement anyways?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:39 | 6332388 discopimp
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With less cotton dem dollars bills seem to float less!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 10:49 | 6332435 bluskyes
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Shake it baby!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:04 | 6332507 nevertheless
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The only thing funny here is how Ammericans have fallen for another zionist ploy:

 

All profession sports take money, even the Olymopics, the differance here is how FIFA gave the world cup to Russia, and Russia is on Zionist's hit list.

 

Funny how "our" FBI can go after FIFA, but not so Wall Street.

 

And to wrap this up, the commedian who threw the money, Simon Brodkin, is a Jewish commedian. These people are very good at demonizing and manipulation.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 01:20 | 6335887 mkhs
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Relax. Laugh a little.  It will keep you from going insane.  And, by the way, FBI stands for Friendly Banker Investigations.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:12 | 6332546 Captain Chlamydia
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2016 - Hillary is president. Steps up to the microphone for her first speech. Suddenly she stops midstage, lifts her skirt - she is naked! And she has the baldest eagle you've ever seen. Delivers her speech. Complete silence audience. Lukewarm applause. 

Bill: what the fuck was that? Showing your Brazilian? 

Hillary : Just a statement, relax! No more Bush remember? 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:24 | 6332619 J Jason Djfmam
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YIKES!

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:12 | 6332549 Agent P
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$87 in singles....looks like Greece is officially vyfing to host the next World Cup.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:30 | 6332653 q99x2
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I hope Ron Paul puts that on his list of campaign promises.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:33 | 6332673 clade7
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Sepp Blatter:

"Stay calm everybody, I just farted..."

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:16 | 6332880 Klaatuwept
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If you are not aware of Simon Brodkin try to keep it that way, he is about as funny as a bout of gastroenteritis whilst trapped in a lift.

As he lacks talent he just goes around trying to self-promote by invading events where he thinks it will get him some media attention.

Just a cheap stunt and a pathetic attempt to appear satirical, but then again how could anyone satirise Blatter,he's beyond it

 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:20 | 6332888 El_Puerco
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Repeated after me..

 

 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 12:18 | 6332889 El_Puerco
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White Europeans like HOLLYWOOD at its Best!..

 

¡Hay cada PSICOPATA en el Mundo!

¡De  Cómo los Psicópatas visualizan su Mundo!

May be are not, but REPTILIANS Camouflage   

 

 

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 13:24 | 6333106 sagitarius
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Simon Benjamin Brodkin.

 

seems to be a member of the tribe.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 13:39 | 6333152 quasi_verbatim
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Mario gets full-tit. All I get is fiat.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 13:50 | 6333184 A is A
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I think that was Putin. Mario got the glitter. lol.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 14:39 | 6333386 J Jason Djfmam
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Sadly there was no tit for tat.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 13:52 | 6333191 Ms No
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In that third pic he is the spitting image of Soros, Kissinger and Greenspan.  Don't tell me that the Bela Lugosies have taken over soccer too..

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 13:55 | 6333212 PTR
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Josephine Witt, part duex.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 14:02 | 6333236 fowlerja
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Is this where the phrase "the buck stops here" originated?

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 15:06 | 6333491 Personality Disorder
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Gooooooal !!!!

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