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Caption Contest: FIFA's Sepp Blatter "Makes It Rain" Edition
And then this happened: during a press conference currently taking place, FIFA's embattled President has stormed out of today's Press Conference after comedian Simon Brodkin interrupted the meeting and threw money at him.
Blatter was allegedly overheard remarking "only singles?"
h/t @FootballFights
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Now that is funny. ECB presser next?
Yes, except with bricks instead of currency.
NO MORE BUSH
NO MORE CLINTON
I suppose money upside the head is better than a shoe
Nowhere near as compelling as when the gal rushed Mario.
Tyler's use of that image in different posts is hysterical.
Not my choice of whores to make it rain upon!
I can’t believe it’s not Blatter!
Looney
Video link
https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/sport/sport-editors-picks/643237/vi...
They want to take Russia's World Cup, but want Qatar to retain theirs, which is difficult because both were 'equally corrupt bids'.
Main reason? Deprive Russia, screw them over, and of course, a new round of bribes and site selection.
Isnt Qatar a big sponsor of ISIS?
Russia just needs to bend over and play ball to the western oligarchs.
They cut the video when he was on his hands and knees scooping up the singles and actually bit one of the cameramen on the ankle as he was trying to help pick them up
Why Aren't They Throwing $ Bills At Hillary's Press Conferences??? $100's Please...
Or Imagine This Happening To Frau JANET ???
That would be comedy, as opposed to pro-state propaganda
FIRST!
Well... almost.
Seriously???
Please go back to HuffPo, Yahoo or Business Insider.
Should have used sacks of quarters.
Actually one sack of quarters swung with force at his head would be plenty.
It would burst like an overripe watermelon.
I thought money sacks were made of stouter stuff.
Of course Sepp Blatter (or is it septic bladder) does not want money thrown at him. He prefers it to be handed to him in a brown unmarked envelope.
Sepp , is that you down arrowing me?
"I now know that holding the World Cup in Russia is a great crime"
When the CIA buys journalists, it is fine and dandy. Hold the World Cup in Russia then corruption is a heinous crime.
"You could get a journalist cheaper than a good call girl, for a couple hundred dollars a month." - CIA operative discussing with Philip Graham
"The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media." -- William Colby, former CIA Director
At last an intelligent comment. Reading m of these comments, it just makes me see how easily Americans buy into EVERYTHING the media feeds them. You would think Americans would develop a bit of skepticism, but nope, they eat the propaganda right up.
I personally see a strong connection to Washington's war-mongering Zionist community, just from watching the actions of George Soros and Robert Kagan (Both arch zionists and both instrumental in the coup in Kiev and the attempts to destabilize Russia). Of course many of these same Americans will buy into the rage pointed at Russia and Putin.
Zionists hate Russia because it keeps getting into the way of their Middle East plans (Syria, Iran), and of course because of the Bricks and Bricks Banks, moving away from the Zionist banking NWO, and maybe most important and most overlooked is that Russia is Orthodox Christian, and unlike how American Jews play it, there is a great disdain for Christians in the Jewish faith.
Americans SHOULD be asking is why can't the FBI investigate Wall Street like they have FIFA...
"Only Singles?"
Blatter was expecting a couple of million at least.
Call THIS a BRIBE ?
(I'm outtahere until the serious moolah shows up)
STRIPPER MONEY!
[The crowd chants "take it off!"]
That 3rd picture really is a great picture. Greed. Floating Paper. It's says so much to me.
These bills are obviously counterfit, there are no zeros on them.
This better be clean paper, I prefer my money laundered.
It's the Money Shot !
He was .......
dollar denominated!
Epic moment. The Bernank is somewhere masturbating furiously to the way that the M1 velocity just jumped in that room.
LOL Lee Nelson does what everybody else only thinks.
" What no $20's you cheap prick "
Garçon...
Pick it all up - every little helps.
Ill concieved
international
incontinence
in continents
in counterfeit
illegitimate
institution.
Damn it not now Putin you iiiiiidiot!!
You know, when someone visualizes your chicanery right in your face, it's just too much for even the biggest turds to handle.
Now if someone would just do this to Jon Corzine! Where is that human bowel movement anyways?
With less cotton dem dollars bills seem to float less!
Shake it baby!
Yeah, I'm in the business of terror
Got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, I make it rain (Oh)
I'm in this bitch with the Terror
Got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, I make it rain (Oh), Make it rain on them hoes
I make it rain, I make it rain (Oh), I make it rain on them hoes
I make it rain, I make it rain (Oh), I make it rain on them hoes
I make it rain, I make it rain (Oh), I make it rain on them hoes
The only thing funny here is how Ammericans have fallen for another zionist ploy:
All profession sports take money, even the Olymopics, the differance here is how FIFA gave the world cup to Russia, and Russia is on Zionist's hit list.
Funny how "our" FBI can go after FIFA, but not so Wall Street.
And to wrap this up, the commedian who threw the money, Simon Brodkin, is a Jewish commedian. These people are very good at demonizing and manipulation.
Relax. Laugh a little. It will keep you from going insane. And, by the way, FBI stands for Friendly Banker Investigations.
2016 - Hillary is president. Steps up to the microphone for her first speech. Suddenly she stops midstage, lifts her skirt - she is naked! And she has the baldest eagle you've ever seen. Delivers her speech. Complete silence audience. Lukewarm applause.
Bill: what the fuck was that? Showing your Brazilian?
Hillary : Just a statement, relax! No more Bush remember?
YIKES!
$87 in singles....looks like Greece is officially vyfing to host the next World Cup.
I hope Ron Paul puts that on his list of campaign promises.
Sepp Blatter:
"Stay calm everybody, I just farted..."
If you are not aware of Simon Brodkin try to keep it that way, he is about as funny as a bout of gastroenteritis whilst trapped in a lift.
As he lacks talent he just goes around trying to self-promote by invading events where he thinks it will get him some media attention.
Just a cheap stunt and a pathetic attempt to appear satirical, but then again how could anyone satirise Blatter,he's beyond it
Repeated after me..
White Europeans like HOLLYWOOD at its Best!..
¡Hay cada PSICOPATA en el Mundo!
¡De Cómo los Psicópatas visualizan su Mundo!
May be are not, but REPTILIANS Camouflage
Simon Benjamin Brodkin.
seems to be a member of the tribe.
Mario gets full-tit. All I get is fiat.
I think that was Putin. Mario got the glitter. lol.
Sadly there was no tit for tat.
In that third pic he is the spitting image of Soros, Kissinger and Greenspan. Don't tell me that the Bela Lugosies have taken over soccer too..
Josephine Witt, part duex.
Is this where the phrase "the buck stops here" originated?
Gooooooal !!!!