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Wall Street Prepares To Reap Billions From Another Main Street Wipe Out

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On Monday evening, we noted that market participants are reducing the size of their trades and turning to derivatives in order to avoid the perils associated with what are increasingly illiquid markets. 

While we’ve been pounding the table on bond market liquidity for years, the rest of the world (operating on the standard 2-3 year time lag) has just begun to wake up to how thin markets have become. Now, pundits, analysts, billionaire bankers, and incorrigible corporate raiders alike are shouting from the rooftops about the pitfalls of illiquidity. The secondary market for corporate credit has received the lion’s share of the attention (for reasons we outlined yesterday) and as Carl Icahn was at pains to explain to Larry Fink last week, ETFs are a large part of the problem. 

The story is simple. Shrinking dealer inventories (the result of a post-crisis regulatory regime wherein the term "prop trader" is taboo) have made it harder to transact in size without having an outsized effect on prices for corporate bonds. Meanwhile, artificially suppressed borrowing costs and the attendant hunt for yield have led to record corporate issuance and voracious investor demand. In short, the primary market is booming while the secondary market has become a veritable no man’s land. If you need an analogy, try this: the crowded theatre is getting larger and more crowded while the exit keeps getting smaller.

The proliferation of ETFs has made it easier for the retail crowd to chase yield in corners of the bond market where they might not have dared to venture before, and this has only served to create still more demand for things like high yield credit. 

Now, with the US staring down a rate hike cycle, and with some corners of the HY market (see HY energy for instance) facing a number of insurmountable headwinds going forward, the fear is that the retail crowd will all head for the exits at once, leaving fund managers with a very nondiversifiable, unidirectional flow which will force them to sell the underlying assets into illiquid markets. Due to a generalized lack of market depth, that selling pressure has the potential to trigger a rout. Of course a sharp decline in prices would send still more panicked retail investors to the exits necessitating even more asset sales by fund managers and so on, and so forth.

But don’t take our word for it, here’s WSJ with more on how Wall Street is preparing to profit from an unwind in Main Street’s ETF and mutual fund portfolios:

Wall Street is preparing for panic on Main Street.

 

Hedge funds are lining up to profit from potential trouble at some "alternative" mutual funds and bond exchange-traded funds that have boomed in popularity among retirees and other individual investors.

 

Financial advisers have pushed ordinary investors into those funds in search of higher returns, a strategy that has come into favor as Federal Reserve benchmark interest rates remain near zero. But many on Wall Street worry the junk bonds, bank loans and esoteric investments held by some of those funds will be extremely hard to sell if the market turns, leaving prices pummeled in a rush for the exits.

 

Concerns about such scenarios have been escalating for some time. Now, investment firms such as Leon Black’s Apollo Global Management LLC and Oaktree Capital Management LP are laying the groundwork to cash in if they come to pass.

 

Apollo has been raising money from wealthy investors and portfolio managers for a hedge fund that snaps up insurance-like contracts called credit-default swaps that benefit if the junk bonds fall. In marketing materials reviewed by The Wall Street Journal, Apollo predicted: "ETFs and similar vehicles increase ease of access to the high yield market, leading to the potential for a quick ‘hot money’ exit."

 

Guided by a similar outlook, Reef Road Capital Management LLC, led by former J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. proprietary trader Eric Rosen, has been betting against, or shorting, exchange-traded funds that hold junk bonds and buying options that will pay off if the value of these high-yield securities falls.

 

The hedge funds are taking aim at what is regarded by many on Wall Street as a weak spot in the markets. "Liquid-alternative”" funds have emerged as one of the hottest products in finance, fueled by a promise to deliver hedge-fund-style investing to the masses. They use many of the same strategies as hedge funds, with wagers both on and against markets, but are open to less-wealthy investors with fees closer to mutual-fund standards.

 


 

Liquid-alternative funds manage a cumulative $446 billion, according to fund tracker Lipper, up from $83 billion at the start of 2009. High-yield bond ETFs, another popular product, manage more than $38 billion, and in the week ended last Wednesday took in their biggest inflows on record at $1.5 billion, Lipper said.

 

Activist investor Carl Icahn brought the issue to the fore last week, saying at an investment conference that he feared a bubble was expanding in junk bonds thanks to the rush into high-yield exchange-traded funds run by companies like BlackRock Inc.

 

Managers of ETFs and liquid-alternative funds said they are well-protected against any tumult. Some have lines of credit to cover redemptions if needed and point to research showing that even during past crises, mutual-fund investors generally withdraw no more than 2% of assets each month.

When Reuters first reported that fund managers were lining up emergency liquidity lines like the ones mentioned above, we smelled trouble and were quick to note that not only did that not bode well for the market, but that funding redemptions with borrowed cash is a fool's errand and depends upon the market stress being transitory (see here and here). But beyond that, it betrayed the extent to which the country's largest and most influential ETF issuers have become worried about just the type of meltdown the hedge funds mentioned above are banking on.

If you want a candid take on just what the smart money thinks is ahead for all of the retail money that's been herded into esoteric ETFs, we'll leave you with the following from David Tawil, president of hedge fund Maglan Capital, who spoke to WSJ:

"They are going to be toast. It will be one of our first levels of shorting the moment we start to see cracks, because it’s ripe with retail, emotional investors."

 

 

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Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:09 | 6339511 max2205
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Stupid crackers 

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:29 | 6339577 zorba THE GREEK
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who knows how long this manipulated market will last? I thought the party would be over long 

ago but it keeps going higher while gold and silver get hammered. I am going to just sit and

wait until the party is over. That is when I cash in some of my chips (PMs)

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:40 | 6339604 Row Well Number 41
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"If god did not want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep."

    --  Caldaron, Magnificent 7

 

#41

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:12 | 6339946 BullyBearish
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We're all sheep...props for the reference though

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 23:17 | 6340163 SafelyGraze
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word!

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 03:10 | 6340482 Oh regional Indian
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It's interesting to note how they call them dealers who hold inventory....

Makes banking sound like a legitimate business...

Hi, I'm Bond, Crashing Bond...

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 04:04 | 6340522 Haus-Targaryen
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Retail, emotional investors.  

There it is.  That guy that just leased a new 3 series and took out a home equity loan for a new kitchen and vacation to the Bahamas -- that guy is going to get creamed.  

Darwinism in investing.   

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 04:54 | 6340557 Dead Canary
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No, no, no! We are all DEAD CANARIES!

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 09:03 | 6340929 Doubleguns
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Add dead pensioners to the list.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 04:19 | 6340479 Row Well Number 41
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Well some of us are Rams, but you know what that means...

 

#41

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 06:41 | 6340642 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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Weren't rams the ones that were put on the altars of old to have their throat slit?

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 05:07 | 6340560 OldPhart
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If you're part of the Retail Crowd, I have no sympathy.  The signs were posted since 2008.  That fact that you were too stupid to read them doesn't count.  You're an idiot for putting any money into the market when it is obviously rigged to scam you.

In this instance, I hope you get every loss coming to you.  I don't care, I hope you get fucked in the worse way.  The warnings were raised damned near eight years ago and you continued to put money into the system, enthused as the market went higher...and thought you had wealth.

LOL.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 08:52 | 6340898 armageddon addahere
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I listened, and stayed out of the stock market, while it went from 666 to 2100. Thanks for nothing.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 18:19 | 6343032 lordkoos
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Don't feel bad -- I listened, bought gold and silver, and am now down $40k.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:40 | 6339605 LongMarch
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Popcorn.Don't forget to buy the popcorn.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:42 | 6339607 Manthong
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maybe some vol, too?

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:06 | 6339709 cocoablini
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This would assume the following:

Retail investors(and they are...where?)
Volume(mostly made by BOTS)
Government non-intervention(when has that happened since 1987?)

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:54 | 6339881 bigkahuna
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Those emotional retail investors are indeed machines. When machines start emotional selling it is pretty much straight down - 0 or 1 -

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 23:11 | 6339870 Tall Tom
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The Wall Street Broker and the Central Banker are as American as the Bald Eagle. Yes you understand that symbol..of FREEDUMB.

 

Watch this video of DOZENS of Bald Eagles...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoqOYACbFjI

 

...SCAVAGING the remains of DEAD CARRION.

 

Yes. The symbolism is undeniable.

 

But unlike what happens at Wall Street and at the Banks...the Police actually showed up to break up this motley crew, this ring of undesirables...fucking scavangers.

 

That is what America is about, folks.

 

The title needs to read, "Wall Street to Reap Billions from Scavanging the Carcass of the Once Vibrant Main Street.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 04:32 | 6340542 Tall Tom
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwww...

 

Someone is butthurt watching the Bald Eagle, the United States symbol of National Pride, behaving as it is, a true scavanger.

 

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww...

 

A Entitlement mentality STATEist, Socialist cannot handle the truth, after seeing that video.

 

I am just so sorry.

 

"My God...What is next??? They are now even attacking...the Bald Eagle.  It is a shame...a crying shame. We must pass a law to prevent that. That symbold of THE SCAVENGER must be protected at all costs!!!"

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 06:04 | 6340609 Amish FinEng
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Let's go easy on the all night drinking binge Tom.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 06:57 | 6340650 Tall Tom
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I do not drink.. I make no time for that.

 

I do not use drugs. I make no time for that.

 

But I do make plans. And I have plenty of time for that.

 

I educate myself continuously...about topics that you will find arcane and yet I see the applicability.

 

Come on over and let me show off my Chemistry Lab and my metallurgy lab.

 

Let me show you my collection of Rockets

 

We will have a blast....

 

12223B Woodside Ave. Lakeside, CA USA.

 

Have you ever read the Unabomber Manifesto? Now that man makes sense.

 

In fact most here will be most agreeable to what he has proposed.

 

Here it is for download...

 

http://www.pdfsebook.com/read/unabomber-manifesto-aHR0cDovL3dlYi5jZWNzLnBkeC5lZHUvfmhhcnJ5L2V0aGljcy9VbmFib21iZXIucGRm/

 

What is funny is that we came from the same school. We both studied Math.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 09:57 | 6341102 FreeMoney
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Uh....NSA/FBI knocking on your door in 3 -2 -1.....

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 09:44 | 6341059 detached.amusement
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He's entirely correct.  Go to Glacier Bay sometime, and watch the bald eagles flock to the pier where the fishing boats dump their non sellable parts, the adults pecking away the juveniles until they've had their fill.  Anywhere there is society, they behave like this.

And every August, when the salmon line the river beds, they behave like this.

 

its all because they LOOK "majestic"

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 11:05 | 6341412 Bemused Observer
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The crow should be our national bird. Damn, those buggers are SMART!
We had one that used to torment our blind cat. He'd wait till she found her water dish and started drinking, then he'd use his beak to pull the bowl just out of her reach, and do a "victory dance" all around her while she poked around trying to find the dish. Then he'd do it again.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 11:08 | 6341418 Bemused Observer
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Well, ok, maybe he was more of a dick than a genius...

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 16:46 | 6342707 DLux
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LOL! He did a victory dance...

Crows are smart for birds, but most days I'd like to shoot their loud cawing ass out of the trees.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 11:01 | 6341390 Bemused Observer
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I think someone suggested the turkey as a better national bird. Maybe, I don't know. We have lots of wild turkeys around here, and they don't seem to bright. And they do something that reminds me too much of a lot of folks these days...When there's a bunch of 'em, picking around, and you startle one, it starts to cluck. Within seconds, they ALL start clucking. Like reflex, just mindlessly repeating what they hear from someone else.
It's funny as hell.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:01 | 6339907 LongMarch
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Ok, lets assume we all got our popcorn sorted. What should one drink with it? Should I go with the Scotch or the Red Bull? Maybe Red Bull for the rallies and Guinness for the crashes. Or should I go contrarian? Fuck I just don't know.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 07:36 | 6340699 Tall Tom
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Personally I prefer Mountain Dew for all of it. The Orange Juice and Corn Syrup fuels the caffiene stimulation.

 

Keeps you sharp and alert. That is what is needed in times like these..a heightened state of awareness. It is called..oh...the Military Terminology...yes...Situational Awareness.

 

If they are to teach that to their troops to employ against you then it is to your advantage to have the same understanding.

 

There is no time for anything else...We hace crossed  the Rubicon and are past the event horizon of the abyss, where no natural law rules and the rules of normality has forever been suspended. There is no escaping the outcomes to any hazard as they present themselves. The only alternative is to MITIGATE the CONSEQUENCES at this point.

 

Being unaware guarantees the fatal outcome over the dismal outcome. And anything which serves to dull the senses is imprudent in this time of grave urgency and peril.

 

Alertness to the dynamic, hazard filled environment is the order of today and those days which are to follow..

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:25 | 6339777 Kprime
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absolutely long on popcorn.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:55 | 6339667 WhackoWarner
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Come on. The cycle is the USA USA cycle.  So collapse?  couple of months prior to Nov. 2016...so the blame and rescue meme can be applied.

 

So that bitch can assume her Nazi throne,

 

 

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:24 | 6339775 Kprime
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so that must mean it's currently a Nigger Nazi throne.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:31 | 6339799 Supafly
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Um, LO not so L (looking oveer both shoulders).  I'll check back later to see if your post is still here, you rayciss. 

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:58 | 6339897 bigkahuna
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Yeah - the racists have been here in force trolling over the last couple years. They attempt to discredit the dialog on the site with their babble in the hopes of driving in a wedge.

They picked the wrong audience - but they keep trying anyway.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 01:57 | 6340431 neilhorn
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What are we, a bunch of pussies? No. Did we give up when the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor? No. We will never give up.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 10:56 | 6341365 Bemused Observer
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Ha yeah, I guess Stormfront is down again...I really wish they'd fix that.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 00:16 | 6340287 DrLucindaX
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Unwelcome. 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 07:33 | 6340696 Refuse-Resist
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Brilliant!  And a hearty "FUCK YEAH" from me.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:42 | 6340050 yrad
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The Market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

I want more stawks...

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:41 | 6339606 WhackoWarner
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Nope.  It will line up neatly with the 2016 elections.  dream and lies will continue likely to Aug? 2016. Need some lead timeto blame.  And then the"rescue HOPE candidate"  Frig it is so corrupt.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:58 | 6339677 HungryPorkChop
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Maybe the Oct 2016 surprise?  Ohhh, the suspense and Drachma is killin' me!! 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 02:05 | 6340438 conscious being
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No, not 2016. A whole new House takes over. In a serious economic panic, they might lose some of their MK-ULTRA programming and actually try to start doing something for the people. Way to dangerous for the PTB. So that leaves 2015. I don't think they can drive this already limping beast into 2017.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 06:09 | 6340605 new game
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fear, the emotion that causes irrational trades built on irrational policy-it be a coming.

punt you say, why do that when the referee can say 1st 10 or call a penalty and move the ball to the ten yard line and first and goal on long ball interference. fuck ya, game is rigged, outcome wall street 49, pleb 0.

no liquidity, hmmm control alt infinite digital paste patch to cover any tptf losses all put on balance sheets with billions of skim profits; no worry the quid pro, jp and citi, well and the other 15 primary dealers wink wink nod all good, oh where is paulson shorting say what? auto loans this tyme?

or is it the bonds, junk, corp, treas or packaged junk underwritten by marginal car buyers?

corp buybacks with no zing? oil rigs stacked and idle w/50 bbl?

certainly the exits have a sliding back room door for the ptb, dirrectly into the fed board room where the yellow bitch can control alt swap, special overnite discount window funds...

fed balance sheet can be how large? and who really knows if it matters anymoar.

just fear to drive a trade, tyme for some action, what you been waiting for with same results, moar anger on tap...

the only thing that gets out of control is the reactions of the observers cheerleading doom that doesn't happen. don't even waste your tyme popping the popcorn, ignorance is bliss, and i'm head in sand minus the popcorn...

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:51 | 6339874 Deathstar
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Eat this cracker, mudderfukher!

Suck those soup coolers back on that malt liquor before you get the whip again buckwheat.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:12 | 6339948 Jumbotron
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Time to shear sheep and slaughter Muppets.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 23:07 | 6340141 monkeyboy
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So DOW 25000!!!

 


Tue, 07/21/2015 - 23:43 | 6340237 Bush Baby
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Someday -yes

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 00:34 | 6340326 Tall Tom
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Next month. Blow off top.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 04:14 | 6340529 hxc
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Im thinking november or decembuary. Then again i dont think yellen will taper zirp

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 01:52 | 6340423 neilhorn
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You know it, brother.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 04:12 | 6340527 OldPhart
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Today we had a management meeting (five fucking hours of lost time I could have used to to productive things) where the company's owner gave a lecture on how we should plan for retirement, invest in the market, and put the maximum money allowable into our 401-k's.

I'm sitting with the loud, non-PC, and one of us is this huge, tattooed, ex-felon, quietly calling bullshit on his entire lecture.  [Side, whispered conversations were:  "What's worth more gold or bullets" "Bullets, 'cause you can steal more gold."  "If you're 75 and broke, what's the best thing you can do?"  "Rob a bank, get three hots and a cot, free health care and you're too old to fuck."

Sorry, I egged him on, and brought out his real feelings on the bullshit of investing in today's society.  Meanwhile, not ONE fucking dollar of mine is going to Wall Street.  I deplete my bank account within days of any money hitting it.  And I stopped sending ANY money to my 401-k in 2008.

I now have a six months food supply, about 3,000 rounds of Pb (FMJ) [Tattoo guy has 20,000, so I guess I have to step it up a bit], about two months water, [not enough, need six months], and I still don't feel too secure.

I only have eight ounces of gold, 30 pounds of silver...what do I do now?

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 10:52 | 6341342 Bemused Observer
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Hit those yard sales...you'll double your holdings by fall. And at surprisingly cheap prices.
I'm averaging almost 8 grams a week in gold, and I don't even bother using the gram scale for silver...just pile it on the bathroom scale and get an estimate.
God, I wish I'd started doing this years ago...*sigh*

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 04:36 | 6340545 OldPhart
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Go to your Human Resources Manager and tell them "I want every fucking penny in my 401-k cashed out and put in my hand."

Try it...

YOU CAN NOT DO IT.  Your 401-k money cannot be withdrawn under almost any circumstance.  Even a loan must be documented by hardship like you're about to be foreclosed on your mortgage, and the loan is only allowed to be enough to get your ass caught back up.

You [we] are already under capital controls, but most haven't bumped up against them, and most of you are putting your fucking money into the system.

If you're contributing to any sort of retirement account, count the money as confiscated.  You're not going to see a dime.  You, personally, curently owe $820K to the War Criminal Government of the USSA.  Shove that up your ass, make it comfortable...because if you don't, when our WCG comes calling it will be very rough and unpleasant.

 

 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 09:47 | 6341067 detached.amusement
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they'll say "you can have the other half when you leave the company"

 

its right in the fine print

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:13 | 6339528 i_call_you_my_base
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It will be a great moment when these guys think they've scored big, only to find out a second later that their trades are nullified and the markets have been frozen.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:50 | 6339641 WhackoWarner
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come on and get real.  Big Boyz never get shut out. Their trades go through.  Force majeure is always on the retail side,  Big crap gets out early and leaves pension plans and Mom and Pop holding.

 

Frozen markets have no concern because the big crap is already gone.   Get with the shearing already and BTFD.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:53 | 6339660 i_call_you_my_base
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The "Big Boyz" are the banks not investment funds. If you don't take retail deposits you can be left for dead like the rest of the retail investors.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:22 | 6339765 Kprime
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there ain't no Mom and Pop left in the market.  It's all Fed.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 04:21 | 6340537 OldPhart
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Fuck...Tyler Durden is omnipotent...

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-02-01/market-cornered-jpmorgan-owns-over-60-notional-all-gold-derivatives

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-05-01/jp-morgan-cornering-silver-bullion-market

My wife will lend out her lube...it hasn't been used in several years...any takers?

We're all going to need it.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:52 | 6339651 WhackoWarner
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You are deluded if you think this ia anything but some fantasy.  These guys do no get caught.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:55 | 6339666 i_call_you_my_base
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And you can stick your condescension up your ass.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:21 | 6339760 Kprime
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don't get caught, hmmmm, why did the taxpayers have to cough up trillions of dollars to bail some stupid, we'll never get caught, muther fuckers??

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:43 | 6339844 SuperRay
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So you're saying what?  That they were stupid to get bailed out.  Those fucks Dimon and Blanfein are billionaires.  Where did that money come from?

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 04:16 | 6340533 OldPhart
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"You didn't build that!"

Mebbe the shitass was on to something there...

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:44 | 6339848 oldmanofthesee
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We know from ZH (great job), that GS puffed up their balance sheet from $800B in "commodity" derivatives, to over $4T, just in Q1 15. Ditto for Citi.

We know the stupidest politicians on the earth, passed legislation, late last year, putting the taxpayers on the hook, for this disaster. We know the Gov is complicit, 'cause they moved PM derivatives to FX reporting. The buyer of last resort for these treasuries, is the Federal Reserve. Is this the greatest scam you've ever seen?

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 04:15 | 6340532 hxc
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Nope

It's what comes after

 

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:01 | 6339686 Squid-puppets a...
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declaring self help in 3...2...1..

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:14 | 6339529 SillySalesmanQu...
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Everyone sell everything tomorrow! Except....gold and silver bitchez...hehe.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:23 | 6339560 Kaiser Sousa
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"it's a big club and......."

fill in the blanks...

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:43 | 6339616 Bitcoin Meiser
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I'm not in it?

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:32 | 6339804 Kaiser Sousa
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WORD!

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 08:58 | 6340910 Arnold
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.. ,,,,,the hookers and blow run out soon?

 

(Fire up the Gulfstream, Agnes!)

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:26 | 6339569 rogerrabbithole
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Fed initiates nirp the same week Kaitlin Jenner's reality show starts, and ALL is well.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:48 | 6339858 Deathstar
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Hey! Thats sexist!

Huh?

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 04:13 | 6340528 Rogue Trooper
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Got me thinking.  How about "Katilin" rigs up a "Go-pro" for some real-time, reality vid posts when Californication goes "Mosul" on their lame progressive arses.  Girlz gotta make a dime.

I'd subscribe for sure.....

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:47 | 6339574 NuYawkFrankie
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There's another thing that Wall St is gonna reap: The Whirlwind.

Up close and personal. The dumb fcks just don't realise it...  yet.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 03:26 | 6340493 To Hell In A Ha...
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NuYawkFrankie:-"There's another thing that Wall St is gonna reap: The Whirlwind.

Up close and personal. The dumb fcks just don't realise it..."  yet.

Pure fantasy. I wish it were true, but the Powers that be will use divide and rule, plus diversionary tactics to foster civil unrest between the masses, before they realise who the real culprits are. By the time that happens, these dual citizens will be long gone and our subserviant treasonous politicians will plead stupidity, coercion and not wanting to crash/kill the American dream, so they went along with it all.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 08:11 | 6340786 TeethVillage88s
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Maybe a completely different Occupy Wall Street with Camping, Trailers, Trucks, Hotels filled up for 50 miles around... or the equivalent in NYC... Sleeping in Plazas, and Parks.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:28 | 6339575 Bastiat
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Big question:  will they buy the entire real estate market like they did after 2008 or will there finally be a de-leveraging market clearing implosion.  Panic selling by specs, flippers with no chair when the music stops, suddenly unemployed startup techies heading back home after defaulting on their over-priced rental leases and all that. 

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:29 | 6339580 Bastiat
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No wonder the big gold smackdown came in front of the bubble busting turd earnings.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:06 | 6339706 disabledvet
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If interest rates on dollar denominated assets suddenly hit 12% on the overnight that will justify NASDAQ 5000.

 

"Think about it."

 

 

Move along....

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:40 | 6339603 Super Hans
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Just great

SH

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:42 | 6339611 Bitcoin Meiser
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Bingo! It all starts tomorrow.

 

"Sell, sell, sell!" 

- Jim Cramer

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:47 | 6339852 Deathstar
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You got it wrong, That kike is screaming buy, but BUY! To the dumbass sheeple Goy, he is helping to destroy.

Oh, that kinda rhymed, didn't it?

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:42 | 6339612 Dr. Engali
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Yeah good luck with that. If they believe that we are going to see another 2009 they are nuts. When this illiquid market vaporizes there will be nobody left standing to collect from. The casino will be closed. Bye, bye, have a nice day. Here's your spider man towel.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:53 | 6339658 steelhead23
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Right on.  The Fed would no more allow the big hedgies to fail than it would the big banks.  If high yield bonds tumble, the Fed would buy them, or take them at its overnight window every day until the illiquid becomes liquid again.  Anyone who thinks they can see a market collapse coming without reviewing Fed behavior in 2009 is simply dumb.  Go for it guys, I hope you make money, but I ain't joining you.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:06 | 6339711 willwork4food
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That might be the way it plays out. But then there will be real increasing inflation each month. Until its no longer call "increasing".

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:43 | 6339617 BanksterSlayer
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Time to crack down on malicious short sellers, or anybody who intends to become one.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:03 | 6339695 HungryPorkChop
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@BanksterSlayer : You meant to say "Time to crack down on malicious short sellers, or anybody who intends to become one unless its in the gold and silver market.  Then they get a hall pass." 

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:44 | 6339618 keremetski
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Please do. That miniscule number of brainless retail investors deserve it.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:46 | 6339620 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Stay (thirsty) hedged, my friends.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:47 | 6339621 Bitcoin Meiser
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The reason why Donald Trump can get away with his insane rhetoric is because he knows what's coming, and he knows the average, poor US citizen will be very angry.

401Ks will be wiped out and people will have to work until the age of 70 before they can retire. Retire poor.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:48 | 6339633 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Donald Trump is just capitalizing on what Bernie Sanders has been saying for the last 20 years. 

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:30 | 6339793 surf0766
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The communist Berni wants us to adopt a healthcare system from another country where the income tax rate is 46% and after you are done eating in you 890 sq ft house you get to buy mandatory gap insurance to cover what the mandated government healthcare insurance does not cover.  Screw Bernie and his socialist , 60's hippie, communist bullshit

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:08 | 6339939 El Gringo
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Bernie is a JEW.  They cannot be trusted.   They are parasites.   End of story.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:38 | 6340037 falconflight
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But you would trust a Roman Catholic Socialist?  Or a avowed christian Athiest Socialist?  How bout a Muslim apostate Socialist, better?  Clean you buttplug, it's infecting your nerve endings. just a suggestion.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 09:57 | 6341108 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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Keep an eye on the folks who the MSM tries to marginalize, ignore, or discredit, because these will be the ones who may hold the common good of the citizenry as a higher priority than the WELFARE of TPTB.  Paul,

Sanders and Trump(although him for other reasons) are getting the Goebbles psyops treatment.  If Rand Paul and Bernie Sanders could agree to address their common ground issues, while sidelining their contentious

issues, they could form a coalition that would scare the shit out of TPTB.  And ifs & buts were candy & nuts, yada, yada.  Divide and conquer tactics are very efficient in perpetuating a status quo.  So if the current

trend/trajectory suits your needs then why not install a dynastic figurehead sure to keep it business as usual.

 

Paul & Sanders 2016!!   sure, and  Bigfoot and Elvis 2020!!

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 23:07 | 6340148 Arthur Schopenhauer
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There are many who consider Bernie Sanders as an independent. These are the same people who view people like yourself to be a radical. Have you ever even considered that?

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 01:31 | 6340387 ersatz007
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Yeah because the socialism we have now is so much better.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:51 | 6339647 Dr. Engali
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People can afford to retire before 70? Who knew?

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:08 | 6339721 Big Corked Boots
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Hell, NYC cops retire at 50.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:36 | 6339819 mijev
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The only jobs they'll get is volunteer work. Even walmart doesn't need any new greeters.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:56 | 6339891 falconflight
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US Military at 37.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 01:02 | 6340350 Clowns on Acid
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45

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:49 | 6340076 Wahooo
Wahooo's picture

Better get that part-time WalMart or McD job now, so you have it when the economy crashes.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:47 | 6339631 GeorgeHayduke
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When do we get to the part where bankster slime and financial sector assholes are jumping out of skyscraper windows? Anything I can do to help this process along? It's taking forever and my patience is wearing thin...

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:53 | 6339656 thecondor
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I hear ya bro, but I just want it to wait a little longer so I can take advantage of Ms being on sale. 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 04:59 | 6340559 To Hell In A Ha...
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They'll walk out with their head held high, with no shame and no remorse and claim everybody was doing it and most importantly, they did nothing illegal, because the SEC, OKed it all. Regulatory capture!

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 20:52 | 6339649 Redart
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Buy the down dip tomorrow during the day. were going higher, at least higher than todays close. Heavy hands bought the dip on S&P, again. it's incredible but one must go with da flow. If caution is very needed stay out, dont short either at least  for now. I closed a short term short and bought a bit and another bit tomorrow for the last potential short term up swing. cheeers

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:02 | 6339691 q99x2
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Prepare to quit making money in financial markets. Things are getting dangerous.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:11 | 6339693 ThrowAwayYourTV
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My next investment will be gated cemeteries with no markings and guard towers for Wal*Street Bankers and Managers who have passed on.

And the ad will read. "Don't let millions of main streeters piss on your grave for the next 2000 years. Purchase a plot with us and become invisible when you're gone."

ONLY $1 million dollars....in gold.....per year.

Buy Now! This offer ends when all plots have been sold!

Sorry! We just sold out.

 

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:13 | 6339734 HungryPorkChop
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@ThrowAwayYourTV : Hilarious!!  However I think you need to raise the ante some since the grave robbers might be on the prowl.  Think of the urinal potential for some of these bones? 

I'd suggest $2 mil in gold to make sure this didn't happen to anyone's loved ones.  Pity when you think about it, eh?!

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:26 | 6339781 ThrowAwayYourTV
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Yes, you're right! The lines to get in could get quite long and crowd control may become an issue. Then there's all that flood insurance.

Thanks for the tip :)

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 06:11 | 6340500 old naughty
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for a 3-5% commission, i can get you a wallymart plumber to help with flood @ 1M per; or a fe ma vet to help with crowd control @ 2M per.

Fair inflationary-ing price, be quick interested, exits are closing.  ;-p

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:05 | 6339702 eeaton
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I'm long TZA, Short FXI, any other suggestions?

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 01:22 | 6340375 Gambit
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Long FAZ my friend

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:10 | 6339728 Bitcoin Meiser
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The countdown has begun. Get your positions ready.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:13 | 6339736 Omega_Man
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Gold mining ETF's should therefore act the opposite and force miners higher, as they have to buy as investors pile in... driving it ever higher.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:17 | 6339750 Super Hans
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I lost my whole family! Fuck whatever street you want to call it!

SH

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:42 | 6339840 Deathstar
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The Butt Family? (SNL)

OH, you mean you lost your ass...

I get it now. Muahahahaaa

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:43 | 6339843 I am a Man I am...
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fuck that, main street is preparing for a panic on wall street

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:52 | 6339879 Herdee
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Maybe just before this happens?Extend and pretend only goes so far:

http://www.kitco.com/commentaries/2015-07-17/The-Fed-Has-Set-The-Market-...

You can pay me now or pay me later but when it happens she'll be a biggy.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:58 | 6339893 fromthinair
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zerohedge, did it happen like this in 2007? did the big banks and main news outlet told people of how to prepare for the inpending crash? 

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:27 | 6339992 Renfield
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IIRC, the crash was underway from March of 2007, when the first hedge funds started experiencing some major trouble. Bear Stearns brought it to the mainstream in July 2007, and after they were bought by JPig (I think it was?) the markets kind of staged a 'recovery' over the following year until the double whammy of Lehman and AIG to kick off the Panic of '08, until central banks rode to the 'rescue' and began socialising all losses.

So, it wasn't so much the MSM not warning of an impending crash, as it was the MSM saying, "That was the cleansing crash and now it's all over, don't panic, the markets have recovered". I remember reading a lot of "We're protected because CDS" nonsense thru the '07-'08 period.

Then, of course, during the Panic, it was "Nobody saw this coming". Meanwhile the blogosphere -- including Zero Hedge at blogspot -- had been lit up with the truth the whole time.

"Impending" doomsayers were more 2005, 2006. There were a few earlier, but alas, I was still safely grazing back then...

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 23:52 | 6340255 AmericasCicero
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It was a simpler time...

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 02:08 | 6340442 MisterMousePotato
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"Halcyon days," I think they're called.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 21:59 | 6339902 I am a Man I am...
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i'm confused, is the smart money the hedge funds that have gotten their ass kicked by the index funds?

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:12 | 6339945 DipshitMiddleCl...
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its pay back for all the losing years they had

 

they will profit immensely from the ETF down fall

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:05 | 6339917 Deathstar
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I just hope everyone gets their asses kicked equally(except the Bugz), a 10.9 earthquake hits san fran, lost angeles, and a titanic meteor breaks apart hitting NYC, DC and city of London simultaneously.

A fresh start would be refreshing. One can only dream *shrug*

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:04 | 6339921 DipshitMiddleCl...
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so..buy way OTM puts on a bunch of ETFS? lolz

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 10:41 | 6341312 Farmer Joe in B...
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Theta is a bitch...but at least you get a tax loss carry-forward on expired puts. I've been loading up on ETF puts for 7-8 months now. 

Tick tock, tick tock...

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:20 | 6339956 Renfield
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<<When Reuters first reported that fund managers were lining up emergency liquidity lines like the ones mentioned above, we smelled trouble and were quick to note that not only did that not bode well for the market, but that funding redemptions with borrowed cash is a fool's errand and depends upon the market stress being transitory (see here and here). But beyond that, it betrayed the extent to which the country's largest and most influential ETF issuers have become worried about just the type of meltdown the hedge funds mentioned above are banking on.>>

Tyler, some great articles tonight. The big banks are mostly out of this market, correct? So a stampede out of these assets would not affect them so much, as retail who has been running into these in a chase for yield, yes? (ETA: You seem to say that further down.) The 'type of meltdown' in this case might see the word 'risk' back on the MSM in a big way, since it's their audience who would mostly be affected. (To be followed by 'no-one could have seen this coming'.) If you're saying that the fact that this is now showing up on REUTERS is a big red flag, then I agree.

<<While we’ve been pounding the table on bond market liquidity for years, the rest of the world (operating on the standard 2-3 year time lag) has just begun to wake up to how thin markets have become. Now, pundits, analysts, billionaire bankers, and incorrigible corporate raiders alike are shouting from the rooftops about the pitfalls of illiquidity. The secondary market for corporate credit has received the lion’s share of the attention (for reasons we outlined yesterday) and as Carl Icahn was at pains to explain to Larry Fink last week, ETFs are a large part of the problem.>>

Only thing worse than being laughed at for being a 'perm-bear', is pounding the table for years and being ignored until it hits and 'nobody saw it coming'. You've been warning about anorexic volume the whole way.

<<The story is simple. Shrinking dealer inventories (the result of a post-crisis regulatory regime wherein the term "prop trader" is taboo) have made it harder to transact in size without having an outsized effect on prices for corporate bonds. Meanwhile, artificially suppressed borrowing costs and the attendant hunt for yield have led to record corporate issuance and voracious investor demand. In short, the primary market is booming while the secondary market has become a veritable no man’s land. If you need an analogy, try this: the crowded theatre is getting larger and more crowded while the exit keeps getting smaller.>>

I wonder how many retail investors 'own' bullion and other commodities in the secondary market? I wonder how many are aware of their ownership? And how many people are going to wake up to sudden risk in their safe pensions?

<<The proliferation of ETFs has made it easier for the retail crowd to chase yield in corners of the bond market where they might not have dared to venture before, and this has only served to create still more demand for things like high yield credit. Now, with the US staring down a rate hike cycle, and with some corners of the HY market (see HY energy for instance) facing a number of insurmountable headwinds going forward, the fear is that the retail crowd will all head for the exits at once, leaving fund managers with a very nondiversifiable, unidirectional flow which will force them to sell the underlying assets into illiquid markets.>>

My question is, can they afford NOT to raise rates, or is the market going to do it for them? With a UST 'dump' apparently taking on momentum (well, since last December?), is there any excuse they can find that can sound real enough? Because if there's any way they can avoid it, they will. They've postponed that moment for longer than most of us thought possible. I think they know what's likely to happen the first time they go anywhere near that hike button. After seven years of ZIRP, it could have a nuclear effect - these 'markets' exist only on 'free money'.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:26 | 6340001 will ling
will ling's picture

give it up. no blood, no justice.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:30 | 6340015 p00k1e
p00k1e's picture

Xanax can fix this. 

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:40 | 6340036 Bitcoin Meiser
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Bloomberg TV stated about a half an hour ago that Jeffrey Currie from Goldman Sachs has forecasted the price of gold will go below $1000. 

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-07-21/goldman-s-currie-sees-...

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 06:50 | 6340654 optimator
optimator's picture

Means Goldie is buying gold and would like the price a bit lower.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 08:35 | 6340846 TeethVillage88s
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Yes, You are focused where I should be focused more.

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:58 | 6340102 e_goldstein
e_goldstein's picture

 Buy Credit Default swaps 

 Great idea. What could possibly go wrong?

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 22:58 | 6340103 GRDguy
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In simple terms, we are going to sell all the flood insurance we can before we blow the dam above the properties. Then claim the money is all gone and bankrupt the company. Sorry, folks.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 00:50 | 6340338 reader2010
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Where is Bernie? 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 01:11 | 6340359 theprofromdover
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... and they think that their 'debtors' will pay up ?????

 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 02:20 | 6340453 Victor999
Victor999's picture

No, but the taxpayer will.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 04:20 | 6340535 Jack Daniels Esq
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Get Ayatolla to build a nuclear dildo for Krispy Kreme Yellen

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 04:37 | 6340546 Batman11
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Lack of liquidity just means a lack of bigger fools.

An overblown market always has to reach the poinnt where there are no bigger fools.

Is the biggest fool going to be you?

 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 07:17 | 6340677 lucky and good
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Some of the rather bizarre market action recently has me wondering if we are in the middle of a bear market rally, and if so how violently it might end. Several stocks on an uptrend appear fundamentally unstable. We have witnessed massive moves in several speculative stocks like Tesla and Netflix that are hard to defend by any other reasoning than shorts being squeezed out of the market.

The higher the market goes the more vulnerable it becomes to a major collapse and sudden downward price move. A lack of short positions will bode poorly for the market if it falls rapidly because in such a situation as shorts take profit and buy back their positions they act as a floor under the market giving it support. The article below delves into how this could be a problem going forward.

http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2015/07/is-this-bear-market-rally.html

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 08:12 | 6340789 PleasedToMeatYou
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High Bruce!  I see you got a new ID. 

Got house-cleaned by Tyler, but you are at it again? 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 08:38 | 6340852 CitizenPete
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"Déjà vu all over again"

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 08:41 | 6340859 venturen
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Hillary will save the day

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