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Presented with little comment aside to ask, when did The Onion stop doing satire?
h/t @YousefMunayyer
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The insane are running the asylum and the Onion just can't keep up with the crazy.......
No problem...giving them what they already own...
The Onion gives you the news before it happens (TM).
-- Max Headroom, Editor
"I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.
I humbly present to you the crown jewel of the MICs' Freedom line...
Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration... the Jericho...
I'll be throwing in one of these (hi-tech mini-bars) in with every purchase of $500 million or more...
To peace!"
How about we air mail those missiles?
So as usual, the US Gov't plays both sides and reaps the benefits; maybe wipe out the Jews and cull the 80 million Perisans, nice.
Hasbara much?
Himmler much?
Sweet land of liberty of thee i sing"------- (the blues)
That man is singing, put him on the cull list........
From "Superpower" to "Superbitch"
NetanYaWhore says Return to Sender.
Depopulation.
Everybody gets some taste from the long legged mack daddy.
The magic negro offers your tax dollars to zion
Said the Peace Prize winner to God's chosen ones.
I think that Haaretz will have one less dumb writer who does not know what a satire site is tomorrow. They just got taken for a ride.
Greater Israel Setback from Iranian Agreement
http://www.veteransnewsnow.com/2015/07/21/greater-israel-setback-from-ir...
Israel's Grand Design: Leaders Crave Area from Egypt to Iraq
http://www.mediamonitors.net/johnhenshaw1.html
OBAMA ACTS FOR AMERICA’S INTERESTS
http://ericmargolis.com/2015/07/obama-acts-for-americas-interests/
Iran Agreement Boosts Peace, Defeats Neocons
http://www.ronpaulinstitute.org/archives/featured-articles/2015/july/20/...
Of weapons programs in Iran and Israel, and the need for journalists to report on both
http://thebulletin.org/weapons-programs-iran-and-israel-and-need-journal...
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http://america-hijacked.com/
http://www.ifamericansknew.org/
http://www.irmep.org/
www.whatreallyhappened.com
Plus one for the links
Bizzare world we live in.
A big fucking scam. "Hey nuttyyahoo cry about our deal and I'll send some free shit while cooling the Iranians down". A big friggin sham wrestling match while all Americans care about is bruce jenner's cock.
they bitch and bitch about a deal being made which is mostly Iran agreeing to not do things it is otherwise entitled to do, after months of fending off absurd Israeli requests {"just one more thing..." that were creeping into conventional anti-missile missiles and the like all as Israel gives up NOTHING} after 20+ years of crying wolf and demand MOAR $ from Uncle Sugar...
all so they can get more free/subsidized shit to start another war in Lebanon, and/or invade Sinai on the pretext of ISIs, and/or finally go full retard and attack Iran's nuclear research sites secure in the notion Uncle Sugar will come to rescue Israel from being "attacked" by someone defending themselves...
Israeli Professor - 'We Could
Destroy All European Capitals'
http://www.rense.com/general34/esde.htm
Cute.
Aelia Capitolina Delenda Est
The Biggest Lie of All...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdoGTeM0koQ
Ahhh Journalism!
Israel calling wolf. Again...
Marcy Playground - St. Joe On The School Bus - YouTube
http://sputniknews.com/politics/20150721/1024894225.html
Kill 'em all.
http://www.redressonline.com/2015/07/what-really-is-netanyahus-game-plan...
Unlike OBL, Bibi threatens the American people.
Maybe the cheating thing will go away...
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/israeli-rabbi-blesses-honeytrap-sex-female...
Those Rebbes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flcnIVDCnFA
Rabies
BarackHomObumma : Mai strategee iz too geeve arms to both , Israeel as well as to muzleems, eventualee both weel destroy each other , den wee go een aind capture all oil fields.